1. It's a very common psychological phenomenon to coax people into believing even themselves.

2. If you love a woman, you should love her dog. If you really make friends, you should forget your friends' mistakes.

3. What kind of love does a man have? It's just a reproductive impulse.

4. The so-called seminar is actually to invite some irresponsible people to have some dirty meals, spend some shady money, say something innocuous and have a nondescript meeting.

5. The friendship between people is not due to the untold benefits, but the unspeakable ones are better.

6, love is mostly unsuccessful, either suffering from the boredom of all that's well that ends well, or suffering from the sadness of not being well that ends well.

7. We call a scantily clad young lady a "partial truth" because the truth is naked.

8. Contradiction is the price of wisdom, which is a joke of life on the outlook on life.

9. People who are uneducated are deceived by others because they can't read. Educated people are fooled by printed matter because they can read.

1. A diploma seems to have the function of Adam and Eve's lower body leaf, which can cover up shame and cover up ugliness; A small piece of paper can cover up a person's emptiness, ignorance and stupidity.

11. A person's shortcomings are just like a monkey's tail. When he is on the ground, the tail is invisible. Until he climbs up the tree, he puts the back for the public to see. However, this long tail with red buttocks is already there, which is not a new symbol of his climbing status.

12. Old people fall in love, just like an old house on fire.

13. If you eat an egg and find it delicious, why should you know the hen that laid it?

14. You don't need great love to get married. It's enough to get married without hating each other.

15. Cattle are used to making sacrifices, which can show the spirit of' If I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell'; Moreover, the world likes to brag, and the cow must never brag about itself, at least the physiological structure does not allow it to do so.

16. Flattery is like love, and no third party is allowed to look on coldly.

17. There is no woman who thinks she is unlovable, and there is no man who thinks she is inferior to others.

18. Marriage is like a golden painted birdcage. The birds outside the cage want to live in it, and the birds inside the cage want to fly out. So knot and leave, leave and knot, there is no game.

19. The baked sweet potato is originally like an adulterous man and woman in the China proverb. "It is better to steal than not to steal," and the fragrance is better than the taste.

2. The more experience a woman has in love, the greater the magic she has on a man. Men only want to marry a woman with a pure heart.

21. Reading literary books without appreciation is just like the eunuch who guarded the harem and hung out with women all the time in the era of the Yellow Emperor. Although he had the opportunity, he could do nothing.

22. Science is very different from scientists. Scientists are like wine. The older they get, the more valuable they are. Science is like a woman. When they get old, they are worthless.

23. Although it is interesting to have a new mistress, it is better to have an old friend.

24. Foreign scientists have made progress, and China scientists have been promoted.

25. People around the city want to escape, while people outside the city want to rush in. This is the wish of life, whether for marriage or career.

26. Thought is a silent language.

27. We don't know whether pigs can be as happy as people. But people are easily satisfied like pigs, which we often see.

28. A person who is not crazy at the age of 2 is worthless; It's useless to be crazy at the age of 3.

29. The erosion of friendship by time is like water flowing over a stone, but it has been washed clean.

3. Eating is sometimes like getting married. In name, the most important thing is often accessories. Eating a good meal is actually just eating vegetables, just like begging a rich lady, the purpose is not in women.

31. Sleep is like a rice noodle crossing the bridge in Yunnan, which can't last long.

32. After the hurricane, the ocean is calm, and there are turbulent forces lurking under it at any time.

33. In a quarrel, the one who speaks first may not have the upper hand, and then the one who keeps silent will be considered as victory.

34. I got my degree to fool my husband with my thesis. Teaching is to fool your students with handouts.

35. Turning endurance into enjoyment is the greatest victory of the spirit over the material. The soul can be independent or deceive itself.

36. Gossip spreads faster than flu, has more energy than meteors, is more malicious than hooligans, and can make people exhausted than abortion.

37. It is the last place for a colleague to get married, because no one can fool anyone who is expert in each other's affairs, and the husband will not worship his wife unfathomably or blindly, so the foundation of marriage will not be solid.

38. Sleep has a strange temper. If you don't want it, it will come. Invite it, coax it, seduce it by all means, and it will hide without a shadow.

39. When two people are together, people will spread rumors, just as when two branches are close, a spider will hang a net.

4. God will regret that he didn't add a wagging dog's tail to people, thus reducing the effect of many expressions.

41. A doctor is also a kind of butcher.

42. Where there are chickens and ducks: there is a lot of manure; Where there are young women: talk a lot.