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What are some of the jokes that only Hearthstone players will understand?

Jaina: My magic will tear you to pieces. Anduin, now I have 30 health, 6 cards in my hand, 2 Fireballs and 1 Pyroblast, double noise on the field is the strongest single defense, Chek Chek is ready, the Holy Shield Tank can fire at any time, and the Spider Tank is clicking. ?And you are now in an empty field with no cards in hand and only 1 blood left. Surrender, hahahaha!

Anduin: Yes, now you have an absolute advantage on the board, but I am not the God of Destruction. My deck is still here, and I can't abandon them like this. ?

Jaina: Fighting in the corner! Any resistance on your part is in vain! ?

Anduin: No, I believe in the power of the Holy Light. As long as a priest believes in his deck, no miracle can happen! ! ! ! ?Gianna: Haha, now that the situation is like this, I want to see how you turn it around. ?

Anduin: Come on, my cards, I believe you will not let me down. My turn, draw a card! ! (The duelists ring out enthusiastically)?————————————————————————————?

Anduin: Ah, This is...mind stealing! People often say that owning you means owning all the cards. Now, respond to me and let me see what possibilities you will create! ?Activate the spell card: Thought Steal, and I have 7 mana left. ?

Jaina: It’s just a fight between trapped beasts. ?

Anduin: Ah, I got an arcane wisdom and a wizard's apprentice. Let me see, Jaina, what I can get with your cards. Summon: Sorcerer's Apprentice! Now I have 5 mana left, and all the spells I use are 1 mana less. Activate the spell card again: Arcane Wisdom. ?I still have 3 charges left. ?

Jaina: Hahaha, your mana is gradually decreasing, but my situation has not been shaken at all. Now, what can you do with those 3 mana points? ?

Anduin: I can hear your call, my cards. Using Arcane Wisdom, I drew Mind Sight and Thought Steal! Activate: Psychic Sight! Show me the secrets of your heart, Jaina. ?

Jaina: What a disgusting spell, shameless thief! But what can you steal? ?

Anduin: Can the Holy Light be considered stealing? This is the truest look into your soul. Now, I got your unstable portal. Come on, open the portal and let's see what kind of miracle will happen! ?

Jaina: Hum, you are on the verge of death, even Deathwing cannot save you! By the way, you only have 2 mana left, you'd better make good use of it, hahaha~?

Anduin: No, this is just a white card, this is just a wizard's apprentice, there is always One day, she will become as strong as me. I think that day will be today. Summon: Sorcerer's Apprentice! I already have 2 Sorcerer's Apprentices present, now I'm going to use: Mindsteal! I only have 1 cost left. ?

Gianna: Useless struggle! What else do you think you can steal? ?

Anduin: Steal your true fears. I drew a portal and arcane wisdom. Another wizard apprentice came out of the portal. Summon: Sorcerer's Apprentice! Now, I already have 3 wizard apprentices on the field, which means that I can activate: Arcane Wisdom for 0 cost! Answer my call, my deck, now, draw cards! A psychic vision, and a mind control technique! ?

Gianna: What! Do you want to...#(Ah?)?

Anduin: Yes, I bet my last mana crystal. In the name of Holy Light, I now announce that I will activate: Mind Control! Jaina's followers, now obey my command! ?

“You need my help!”?

Jaina: Antonidas, you idiot, you actually work for the enemy! traitor! idiot! ?

Anduin: No, Jaina, it’s just the last bit, it’s not over yet. Using Mind Sight, I got your portal. ?Gianna: No! Why another portal? ?

Anduin: You don’t love your deck, Jaina, and your deck abandoned you because of it.

Now accept your destiny, use the portal, and get, Sorcerer's Apprentice! ?

Gianna: No, this is impossible! ?

Anduin: This is the truest reality. Let the endless flames surge, let the whole earth burn, and the smoke will cover the sky like a curtain! Summoning, wizard apprentice! ! ! ?

Gianna: No, no, no! No! ! ! ! ! ?

Anduin: Now is the end of you, Jaina. Sorry, good fight, thank you, the Holy Light will punish you. Use: Fireball! ?boom! boom! boom! boom! boom! ?Uh~ah! ! ! ! ?

The smoke has cleared and everything is over. Anduin dragged his body with only 1 point of blood left and looked up at the sky. ?

Those heroes who trust his deck will also be protected by his deck, and those heroes who despise his deck will also be abandoned by his deck. ——Varian Uri