In daily study, work and life, everyone often comes into contact with quotations. Quotations are generally used in formal styles and refer to a record of a person's speech. So the question is, what kind of quotations are classic? Below are the classic quotes on drinking on Douyin and jokes on drinking on Douyin that I have collected. I hope it will be helpful to everyone. Classic drinking quotes on Douyin Douyin drinking jokes 1

1. To toast the past with a glass of wine, don’t look back on the past, and don’t make do with the future.

2. If you can’t reach the food, stand up.

3. Stay half awake, half drunk, and meet again in your dreams.

4. The years are still long, and if you are kind-hearted, there will eventually be someone to accompany you on horseback, drinking and traveling around.

5. I want to stay with you forever, but here I am holding flowers and drinking wine. If I can wake up from it, will you wish me a good dream as before?

6. You can never finish drinking wine, and you can’t stop talking. You can tell your innermost feelings from the bottom of your heart and share the bitterness and sweetness of life.

7. The lady persuades me to drink: With an excited heart and trembling hands, I will pour a glass of wine for the boss. The boss will think I am ugly if he doesn’t drink.

8. You’d better not mess with a girl, because she has a group of tough girlfriends.

9. Well, the first time I smoked, it was a bit choking; the first time I drank, it was a bit spicy; the first time I loved someone, it was a bit hurt. This smoke, this wine, this person is unforgettable.

10. If you don’t drink, I won’t drink for whom will this table be set.

11. Don’t drink alone, it will hurt your stomach. Don’t smoke alone, it will hurt your lungs. Don’t wait for him anymore, it will hurt your heart.

12. Drinking at the age of 12, and becoming a close friend with wine. There is too much wine in your career to cope with, it is difficult to drink yourself, and it is difficult to drink freely. There are more social activities, the work is done at the end of the wine glass, and the contract is obtained in one fell swoop.

13. I like the feeling of having long conversations at night with my best friends, sleeping together, and drinking together.

14. I never like the taste of wine, but I always drink until I fall unconscious!

15. Drinking with a broken heart, drinking hurts the lungs, and in the end you are heartless and lungless.

16. If you want to get drunk, keep the wine in your stomach; if you are afraid of getting drunk, mix it with plain water; if you are really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; if you are very drunk, sleep under the table; if you pretend to be drunk, forget to tip.

17. If you can drink without losing, lead the secretary.

18. Wine is the essence of food. The more you drink, the younger you will be. Wine is food and it is a sin not to drink it.

19. I have been brave for too long and decided to live for you alone.

20. In the eyes of others, I may be a big drinker, or they may say that I drink very happily, but the bitterness and sourness in it can only be weighed by my own psychology.

21. If you run away as soon as you drink, it’s too early for promotion.

22. If you have deep feelings, you will feel stuffy in one mouthful; if you have shallow feelings, you will lick it; if you have thick feelings, you will not drink enough; if you have weak feelings, you will not be able to drink; if you have strong feelings, you will bleed after drinking.

23. We have quarreled and turned against each other, but we have never made a move. It is my greatest honor to know you.

24. A moment of fun is hard to buy, but a spring night is worth only a thousand gold.

25. If you know how to drink liquor and beer, the cadres will have to be transferred!

26. If you have deep feelings, you will feel stuffy in one mouthful; if you have shallow feelings, you will lick it; if you have thick feelings, you will not drink enough; if you have strong feelings, you will bleed after drinking.

27. I can drink half a catty and drink one catty. This is the most considerate thing!

28. If your feelings are strong, you won’t be afraid of stomach bleeding; if your feelings are deep, you won’t be afraid of intravenous injections.

29. If you are a small happy person, touch along the wall; if you are a big happy person, drag it along the floor.

30. Come here, beauties with red wine, the aroma of wine brings endless intoxication, it doesn’t matter whether you are drunk or not.

31. He doesn’t like me drinking. After this, I swear I won’t drink again.

32. Drink some wine and don’t show off. I’ll support you after eight ounces.

33. One person cries and the other laughs. Drink alone and make trouble alone.

34. In late autumn, the grapes are sweet and fragrant, and the birds are flying in the blue sky and white clouds. Couples sit under the grape trellis in front of flowers and express their emotions under the moonlight of the lotus pond. Raise a glass and drink grape nectar, and promise to live together for a hundred years.

35. True love is when we despise each other, but never leave.

36. If you are not drunk and I am not drunk, who will sleep on the curb? The feeling is deep, a mouthful is boring, the feeling is shallow, a lick. Wine is made from grain, and not drinking it is a sin.

37. Wine doesn’t lie, but it hurts.

38. If you have wine today, you will be drunk now. Don’t be too tired in life!

39. It’s great to meet the most vulgar of you at the best time!

40. Wine is a good thing, but neither you nor I are.

41. The east wind blows and the war drums beat. Nowadays, who is afraid of whom when drinking? One drink for you and one for me. Who is afraid of whom when drinking now?

42. Among the colorful clouds of the white emperor, half a catty and eight ounces are leisurely.

43. Drinking capacity is courage, wine bottle is level, drinking style is style, and drinking morality is moral character.

44. Being with you makes other couples jealous; with you, life becomes comfortable, comfortable and comfortable.

45. She is my future child’s default godmother. If possible, she will also be my future child’s mother-in-law or mother-in-law. Classic drinking quotes on Douyin Douyin drinking jokes 2

1. I don’t want to drink anymore. Anyway, I can’t get a good night’s sleep even if I get drunk. I don’t want to like you anymore. No matter how embarrassed I am, I can’t make you love me again.

2. Give yourself a sprinkle of sprinkling. Time is running out. Cheers to the rest of your life.

3. When I am old, we will still be best friends, even if we haven’t seen each other for a long time.

4. Porridge in the morning is better than wine at night, but I don’t have porridge in the morning, only wine at night.

5. Sometimes, I don’t expect someone who knows how to drink to drink with me. If there is someone who can accompany me, even without saying a word.

6. A brief taste of red wine, a heavy drinking of beer, a full stomach in Jiujiang, and the bottom of rural innocence.

7. When I was drunk, I wouldn’t accept anyone, so I would hold on to the wall.

8. Show your skills in times of crisis. My sister drinks a glass of Songhe wine for her brother.

9. Running things, squeezing into elevators, only three or two can brag.

10. When you see injustice on the road, roar, who will drink if you don’t drink?

11. The lady clinked glasses with the leader: The leader is on top and I am on the bottom, you can name as many as you want.

12. You pay, I pay with my life, and we drink together and become mentally ill. You buy wine, I buy wine, and we cry like dogs after drinking. You have a drink, I have a drink, and we dance together after drinking.

13. When you meet a close friend, a thousand cups of wine is too little. Drink as much as you can. If you can’t drink, run away.

14. We are all close friends when we get together. Let me drink some soothing wine first.

15. A toast to you for being careless, a toast to me for being sentimental.

16. When you see injustice on the road, you roar, if you don’t drink, who will?

17. Tonight, my good sisters will pay for everything.

18. Half a pound of wine is not enough to support a wall. A pound and a half of wine can’t walk against a wall.

19. As long as there is brotherly love, whatever is in the cup is considered wine.

20. Drinking makes a hero brave and refuses to be controlled by his wife.

21. If you don’t drink, you don’t have good friends.

22. Bold words and wine make heroes brave. Use sweet words to persuade your friends to drink more. Talking nonsense and having no depth of mind. Without saying a word, enter the dream. Talking to myself, waking up and regretting constantly.

23. Drink today, get drunk today, don’t live too tiredly; live the good or the bad, just be in a good mood.

24. When pouring wine, the breeze is gentle and the rain is drizzle. When persuading people to drink, they use sweet words. While drinking, he talks grandly. Drinking too much and talking nonsense. By the end, it was pouring rain. He fell to the ground without saying a word.

25. People can walk in the world without drinking. If they see injustice on the road, they will roar. If you don’t drink, who will drink?

26. Half a pound of wine is not good wine. A pound of wine is not enough to support the wall. If I walk with half a pound of wine, I won’t walk.

27. It’s easy to get drunk with a few friends, but it doesn’t matter if you get drunk alone. I don’t know if this is self-deprecation or comfort.

28. When will the moon come to the blue sky? I'll stop drinking and ask.

29. People will get drunk when they drink, otherwise the master will be ashamed.

30. If you are not drunk and I am not drunk, who will sleep on the street?

31. Drinking by everyone is to relieve loneliness, but drinking by one person can nourish loneliness.

32. Two little bees flew into the flowers.

33. The greatest sorrow is: to be happy only with what is in the cup is to lament that one is ignorant.

34. Good brothers last a lifetime, a glass of wine, a lifetime of love, and the friendship between brothers lasts forever.

35. I would rather have a hole in my stomach than a crack in my relationship.

36. Eat leftovers and pack them back.

37. It is said that you will drink until you are drunk, and your lover will love you to the point of love, but you drink until you vomit, and love you so much that we break up.

38. The bottles and cans are empty, but the cups and plates are still there, and the faces are red.

39. Ordinary women don’t drink, but women who drink are extraordinary.

40. Loneliness got to know cigarettes, loneliness got to know wine.

41. It’s rare to get drunk a few times in life, so if you want to drink, you must drink well.

42. If you have deep feelings, you will feel stuffy in one mouthful; if you have shallow feelings, you will lick it; if you have thick feelings, you will not drink enough; if you have strong feelings, you will bleed after drinking.

43. Drink today, get drunk today, don’t live too tiredly. Good or bad, just be in a good mood.

44. Who would choose to live in exile if they could be at ease? If this glass of wine can make me forget all the sadness, then I will drink it first.

45. Drinking is drinking. I am very simple. Don’t let me think too much.