Every time I uninstall a lot of software to make room for the glory of the king's update, I feel like a bad king who killed a bunch of cronies for a little bitch! ! ! ! Bad king! ! !

Funny joke about the glory of the king

First, my brother promised to take me to fly, but as soon as he played a match, he was punished by his younger brother and sister

Second, there is a saying from the bottom of my heart that I don't know when to say it properly. Zhen Ji's new skin is limited to the second anniversary of visiting the park. Never turn off the lights and play with the game sound on in the middle of the night. Just now I have goose bumps all over the floor, like! Woman! Ghosts! Very scary! ! Singing opera while walking.

Third, the glory of the king: Zhang Daxian taught you how to beat Li Bai.

Fourth, sometimes your teammate is not as good as a super soldier. This is a king super soldier.

five, soldier, you stall the dragon, and brother, I'll steal the crystal.

VI. A Yi who was chased and strafed by Hou Yi.

VII. Nako Ruru, who finished the whole game as soon as he killed two blue BUFF.

8. My brother, straight and single, has only 11 friends, of which 1 are about the glory of the king, and the only one who survives is a funny video with jokes. I have very mixed feelings about the game the glory of the king. On the one hand, I think my brother spends too much time playing games. On the other hand, if my brother gives up playing games, it means that he has time and energy to fall in love after work and maybe get married. Then my mother will spend the next long years helping me find someone to urge me to get married early, which will make my mother a little miserable.

9. I'm afraid I have a fake brother who plays a game and tells everyone that I have been kneeling for 14 consecutive years. Are you afraid that others will not laugh at me?

ten, keep an appointment once and find yourself invisible. One afternoon, I kept my appointment and played hide-and-seek with my brother. I accidentally bumped into a wall and became invisible. I thought it was very interesting to keep my appointment. I left his brother alone for an afternoon. No one knows how many times he bumped into the wall.

Xi. the glory of the king: Lu Ban's wish ...

XII. Less than Level 4 to beat Li Yuanfang, the tyrant who was shot to death.

XIII. This is the meanest Zhong Kui I have ever seen in the glory of the king. At first, she did nothing but flirt with wild people, hahahahahahaha.

14. I met a lovely Guan Yu. In the middle of the game, the economies of the two sides were a lot worse. Our Guan Yu: The other Guan Yu was a vegetable chicken, that is, the economy came up. If he wanted to win, he began to develop in a wretched way and was soon killed by the other Guan Yu. How can our Guan Yu be so humiliated? He shouted to the opposite side: You really played badly, and you hit balabala on the road. Then I was chased by the opposite side, and it was too late for my sister to save you!

15. It feels like playing with a pet elf, not the glory of the king.

XVI. Driving Wang Zhaojun to the middle of the road and meeting Zhou Yu, the opposite mage, all the moves with skin are flowers! Me: so romantic, Zhou Yu sent me. Zhou Yu: You will die in romantic surgery.

XVII. Just after playing a game of King Loading Page with Hou Yi, I saw that The Story Of Diu Sim and Lu Bu were lovers, and then I went in, and I said that if I didn't agree, I would abuse the dog. Then Lu Bu said that my little brother would have a girlfriend as long as you played well. Am I right? He said yes, and then I said, but will I have a girlfriend if I am a woman? Lyu3 bu4: the glory of the king's funny stories are shared

1. Because of you, I fell in love with the glory of the king, and later I found that the glory of the king is much more interesting than you.

2. My lover is a hero in the world. One day, he will destroy the MVp and take me from bronze to glory.

3. I don't want to see you rank in the middle of the night, and I don't want other pupils to see your walking. Do you know that this will break my heart? Promise me that you will never wander in the wild area again, and don't try the taste of crossing the tower easily. Do you know that this will make me collapse?

4. Playing games really makes you young. When I played the glory of the king yesterday, everyone praised me as a primary school student.

5. My lover is a hero in the world, and one day he will marry me with colorful auspicious clouds, 15-level runes of violence and the skin of the Supreme Treasure. I guessed the beginning, but I didn't guess that Po Hou came up with a stick, and he took a five-kill.

6. He used to be a king, but later he broke the net.

7. I'm telling you that the glory of the king is a good thing. It got rid of my bad habit of staying up late, so now it's all fucking night.

8. the glory of the king is just a game. What about the king? What about taking the first place? No matter how high the segment is, it is only data after all. In the future, you can tell your mother-in-law that you have all heroes and all skin. You are old enough to give up the game one day. Why don't you give me the number? I'm still young and have time.

9. I used to play the glory of the king to accompany you, but now I have the glory of the king, who wants you?

1. There are three things that young people can't touch, idolize, Mahjong and the glory of the king. The more you touch them, the more you will find it interesting to be alone.

11. When I first played the glory of the king, I was called a dog because of my poor skills. Fortunately, a great god took me to play with me. I humbly asked for advice and learned a lot of experience. Now I am finally very different from before, and others can't scold me.

12. Tell me how you got out of lovelorn. Welcome to the glory of the king

13. I used to like a girl who said that she liked boys who played well in the glory of the king best. So I practiced the glory of the king hard. After two months, I forgot all about that woman.

14. Do you play the glory of the king? You're in charge of one dozen and five, and I'm in charge of all the waves.

15. Look, I'm the king online. Please invite me directly. It doesn't matter if I'm unfamiliar without chatting. After playing a game, it's the difference between life and death.

16. Let me ask you a question. If your girlfriend is sick, she will be waiting for you to take care of her. But at this time, you have just started a qualifying tournament in the glory of the king. At this time, you should choose Han Xin. I am a Han Xin thief. 6

17. If a boy returns your message when he hits the glory of the king, do you think he cares about you? It's naive. He is waiting for resurrection.

18. Do you want to play the king together? I'm very good. I can make you want to cry.

19. It is suggested that the glory of the king should have two new functions besides surrender: 1. Rebellion. The opposite side is too powerful. Let me turn my back on the dark. 2. Become a demon. I'd rather have a fight than be a teammate with Shabi.

2. I really envy some young ladies. Your husband will help you get a grade in the glory of the king with a word, and I'm beaten on the head by your husband.

21. Hello, is this 11? Yes, someone is trying to kill me. Please come and help me. Excuse me, where are you? I'm next to the anti-injury stabbing dragon in the glory of the king District 13. Come quickly.

22. What is the target? Is it that smoking is not good, wine is not good, or the glory of the king is not fun!

23. Only boys who can't play and can't cook in the glory of the king will hate girls. Those who really know how to play hope that the girl is a pit. If a sister doesn't pit, what is it called taking a sister?

24. You are really my fucking friend. If something happened, you called me. I came over, and I was arrested and beaten without saying anything. I didn't get into trouble. Just this time, I was beaten, and you ran faster than a dog. Now I'm lying alone in the grass in the glory of the king. Do you know how scared I am? Talk about the glory of the king

Last night, my friend circle sent a message saying that I was very unwilling, and it's a pity that the dog ended again this year. Among them, I said that when I was 2 years old, I was injured all over, and I was occasionally played a game this morning. By the way, this game refers to the glory of the king.

Talk about the glory of the king

First, I want to say that I practice luna, so I checked the teaching videos. Infinitely connected under the moon, I looked puzzled when I finished the moonlight sword. Thinking that it should be feasible to practice more, then a sentence came from the video: OK, so these are the things that a junior luna should have. The intermediate luna. . . . Sorry, I didn't hear you later. I have turned off the video.

second, what anniversary? Mengqi's dream: Why do I have Hou Yi and give it back to me? Isn't it agreed to give it to no hero? I am so predestined friends with Hou Yi, the glory of the king. See what you can do.

Third, the glory of the king, the girl is guiding you and telling you that your food is returned to you at random, that you are still spitting out your equipment, and that you are still banging on. Really, we have broken off our friendship.

Fourth, let me tell you, when I went out for dinner at noon today, the woman at the next table was beating her 11-year-old child, and her child secretly spent more than 3 yuan playing the glory of the king. The boy was beaten and cried all the time. Then I helped her set up the phone lock screen.

5. Do you think all of you in the glory of the king Pit are primary school students? Then you are wrong. It is actually kindergarten children like my nephew who cheat you.

Sixth, I heard that girls who beat the glory of the king are very suitable for being girlfriends.

7. The advantage of eating with girls is that you will always be full. The advantage of eating with boys is that I'm sorry I haven't found it yet, but I ate less than five pieces of meat in a pot full of meat. When I played two games of the glory of the king, it was only sweet potatoes and carrots. No, I saw it with my own eyes. I really don't believe it. He looked at me with eyes full of grievances and said that he didn't know why he suddenly finished eating, and he didn't have enough to eat. The key is not to blame him, but to aa with him ...

Eight, I finally saw someone playing Amway Spider Card! ! I played for a long time, and all other games were put in groups. Only Spider Card and the glory of the king were put on the interface! Try the difficult mode. It's invincible. You can play all day.

Nine, there are really many garbage people in the glory of the king! Many mouths are dirtier than septic tanks! I really don't understand how these people can be so angry when playing games. Without exception, all the people with poor quality are men! I've never seen a girl like this, all of them are fucking men, and the game is not very good. Your mouth is so dirty that you can't listen. Go to hell, garbage!

X. On the day when Lu Han Guan Xiaotong announced her love affair, a QQ netizen quickly said in the group, Who will play the glory of the king with me? With Guan Yu? A little brother said, I came to play 6 with Guan Yu, so I ran to watch the game. Oh, my God, Miss Wang played so 6! ? Oh, my god, little brother surrendered and quit! ? Little brother: What the hell? Little sister: I'm going to kill all the people named Guan without forgiveness! ! ! ! Oh, my god So violent! ?

11. Turn on the TV, make a cup of espresso, put cranberries and honey eggs in the pot, go to the balcony to collect warm clothes, take the courier at the door, clean up the messy windowsill, and bask in the sun and beat the glory of the king in the newly bought lazy chair.

XII. In fact, League of Legends is not the one I curse the most, nor is the glory of the king. The most common one is werewolf killing. Why? Because it can forbid others to talk for yourself, you can curse a lot in one minute, and they can only listen. Every time I meet a primary school student or I'm upset, it's really forbidden to spray wheat, and it's nice to wipe my ass and leave after spraying.

XIII. The Dawang Card in the glory of the king looks very attractive. I happen to lack a calling card for my new mobile phone. My life has been contracted by Lulu. I am happy in idolize and can enjoy welfare.

XIV. I pushed open the door when I got home, and I felt a little better when I saw the sunshine, the bed and snacks and thought about the glory of the king.

15th, the the glory of the king University League was held in the Bell Tower Square, just as students and teenagers were fighting for Hegong University.

XVI. the glory of the king: For those couples who are not noticed, in fact, Lyu3 bu4 is having an affair with Miss Da.

XVII. The long-awaited the glory of the king Competition has come to an end for the time being, and the final decisive battle will be held in the old place in the afternoon! Let's look forward to it!

XVIII. The voice of the glory of the king Supreme Treasure is so charming that I'm going to fall in love with Supreme Treasure! But I don't have the Monkey King! I want him.

XIX. What's the wait that selfies and the glory of the king can't solve? Sentences about the glory of the king

1. Time can't erase the value of Li Bai's "the glory of the king". 2. There was a sincere love in front of me, which I didn't cherish. If I could do it again, I would choose Li Bai.

3. If you can't get it, destroy it completely. The glory of the king by Lu Bu

Fourth, a poem, a bucket of wine, a song of Long song, a sword at the end of the world.

five, one-eyed, is a man's romance! Xiahou Chun's the glory of the king

VI. You and I said good night to each other, but we met in King's Canyon.

VII. The first dream feels that the most ideal life is one house, two people, three meals, four seasons and five kills.

8. Actually, I don't like playing the king, just because you like playing and I like you. Later, I found that the king is much more interesting than you. What are you?

9. He used to be the king of glory, and finally his father came.

1. Your courage to advance wave after wave and die is admirable.

Xi. Only when you are not afraid to search can you soar in the sky.

12. When the flowers bloom again, will people meet again?

XIII. The wind will take away the proof that you once existed.

14. they are tall once more in the spring wind should get rid of Liu Bang's the glory of the king

15. Warm men mainly depend on temperament Liu Bei (role) the glory of the king

16. To be or not to be? This is a problem. Bian Que (role)

the glory of the king XVII. Without a heart, you won't get hurt.

18. Do you want to live? Please follow me.

XIX. Eternity and Moment are only separated by my sword. Li Bai's the glory of the king, the fox of a thousand years

Kill a person in twenty or ten steps, and leave a thousand miles behind. After the finish, whisk away the clothes, do not show a little sound, deep hiding place.

21st, if you are too far away from home, you will forget your hometown, and if you kill too much, you will forget yourself.

22. I'm sorry, but I have to say goodbye as soon as we meet.

twenty-three, he used to be a king, but later he broke the net.

twenty-four, born in darkness, with a bright heart. Leitian the glory of the king

25. As a man, there are two things that cannot be compromised: victory and Xiao Qiao!

twenty-six, you see that my king is online, please invite me directly. It doesn't matter if you haven't chatted and are unfamiliar. After playing a game, it's the difference between life and death.

XXVII. People killed me with their skills, so why should they say that I gave my head away?

28. If you are too far away from home, you will forget your hometown, and if you kill too much, you will forget yourself.

twenty-nine, don't dream impossible. Han Xin's the glory of the king

3. If a man calls you back when he is playing the king, just remember, don't play with teammates like this.

thirty-one, the soul of the people of Qingqiu will never wander, because I am here. The glory of the king, the Millennium Fox of Li Bai

32. My lover is a hero of the world, and one day he will flash into the tower to marry me.

thirty-three, which sentence can make you sad enough to turn around and go home at once? Our crystal is being attacked

thirty-four, never like it.