2. (Uncle Li has been running on the field, so someone suggested that he buy a villa in Anting.) Uncle was extremely excited and said, "Where can I have money?" What's the price in Anting now? I still want to buy a villa. Does anyone give me money? "
3. When Lou Yichen calls me Miss libing, he will speak ill of me.
4. Rossi knocked Gibino out with a click.
5. Lou: "Our libing teacher has a wide range of interests."
Liu Yang: "Oh ~ ~ fraternity ~"
Uncle Li: "This seems to be ambiguous."
6. Lou: "On that day, our competition group played with the news group, and libing didn't go because of something."
Uncle Li: "Obviously they don't take me."
7. Uncle Li: "I went fishing last Thursday and invited the interpreter, but he didn't show face and didn't go."
Translator: "Alas ~ ~ I have a job and can't get away."
Uncle Li: "Work is always the best cover."
8. (Some people say that his TV set has 12 pictures in picture) Uncle Li was amazed: "Is that a TV set? Did you make it yourself? "
9. Uncle Li is dismissive of the Super League at ordinary times, which hinders anyone, but when it comes to the derby, he is extremely passionate, so someone commented on Uncle Li: Uncle Li has a sensitive heart under the gloomy appearance. (Shaking ~ ~ ~)
1. imola's cameraman's camera was shaking from side to side at a constant speed, so Uncle Li said, "Is he drunk?"
11. Liu Yang: "Just like me, I take a bath as soon as I can't think of a topic. Now I take a bath four times a day, which is amazing ~ ~"
Uncle Li: "Oh ~ ~ No wonder I'm getting more and more tender now."
12. Uncle Li created a powerful advertising slogan: I can't speak Harbin well.
13. The man's belly is too big.
14. When explaining F1, Uncle Li said to Shrimp, "Some listeners say that we are the swing, and that we will say who wins. What else can we say if we are not the swing?"
15. Just like a melon.
16. (Several people were discussing Wang Zhizhi, and Uncle Li gave Wang Zhizhi a good scolding.)
Liu Yang: "We can't kill Wang Zhizhi with a stick."
Uncle Li: "I don't want to kill him either, besides, I can't hit him."
17. (Talking about Barton's rematch)
Uncle Li: "Now Barton has more female fans, because he broke up with Louis. I understand."
male translator: "I don't understand. It doesn't matter if it's so far away."
Uncle Li: "I can feel better. It's not refreshing to have a beautiful woman tied to Barton."
18. Man: "Where did the shrimp go?"
Uncle Li: "He went to France to attend an activity in Michelin. It is estimated that he has been bought by Michelin now. It seems that he is expected to come back and change his tires."
19. Now everyone knows that Schumacher's tires are not very good.
2. Shrimp: "Kimi's tire looks like it's going to burst."
Uncle Li: "Don't be afraid ~ ~ Don't be afraid yet. You didn't see the fetus of Alonso and Fisi last week, which is much more terrible."
Shrimp: "It seems that they are people who have completely seen the storm."
21. (Uncle Li is recalling the reason why he learned to swim in a junior sports school)
Uncle Li: "I am black."
Tang Meng: "What does black matter?"
Uncle Li: "You don't know the bitterness of black ~ ~ ~. I'm not talented enough. I'm not as white as Tang. At that time, I swam in the swimming pool at 38 degrees every day for three hours and never came back."
Tang Meng: "This is called sports changing life." (Mr. Tang, this sentence is so black and humorous! ! ! )
22. Uncle Li described himself as fond of exams: "I just like exams. When I take an exam, a female classmate asks you to copy notes or something, and when I take an exam, I get excited ~ ~ ~"
23. A listener (gnome male-~ ~ ~ ~ ~) sent a text message suggesting that I hold a host meeting during the summer vacation. I want to see Li Bingdu. . . . . 。” (That tone is really shy, and it has been regarded as a classic since then. Wow Kaka, it's all thanks to Xiaobei ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~)
Teacher libing's mantra:
1.
2. ouch.
3. OK, now we are in ... the competition site ... OK, now all five red lights are on. All five red lights are off. The competition begins.
4. Aye ~ Aye ~ Aye
5. Who's that ~ ~?
6. the crux of the problem is
7. catching up doesn't mean overtaking.
8. Why is it so fast?
9. Face
1. I can't stand it ...
11. No problem! There is no problem in overtaking!
12. So-and-so
13. It's over. It's over.
14. It's really stupid.
15. I think there's no doubt about it.
16. It's true.
17. What's more troublesome now is that