Programmers, what are they thinking? They always think about technology, and they always advocate technology. The following are my inspirational quotations from crazy programmers for your reference!

Inspirational quotations from crazy programmers (1)

1.IT people say they have to get a tattoo on their ass, or a helloworld in the middle!

2. Knowing something doesn't mean you can write a script. Scripts need experience.

3. It is not difficult to learn scripts, and JSP, ASP, PHP and so on are just the same-the difficult thing is to keep practicing for a long time and spare no effort to read widely.

Keep all the source files you have made-that is one of your best accumulations.

Teach others what you have learned, whether by word of mouth or in writing, and you will find that you can also gain a lot in the process.

6. Find some code written by others and realize important functions, but not smart enough. Rewrite them and tell yourself never to make the same mistake.

7. Do managers often think so? Programmer A= programmer b? Because their working years are similar. But in fact, their efficiency may be ten times or even a hundred times different.

8. The time of software development is usually like this: 90% of the initial development work takes up 90% of the whole plan, and the remaining 10% also takes up 90% of the whole plan, as does the modification before the final release.

9. There are two ways to design software: one is simple to have no obvious defects, and the other is complex to have no obvious defects.

10. A technology can only be mastered after repeated use, and the best way is to use it in the project. If you use a technology in a real project, you will be very impressed. Even if you forget, you can pick it up quickly.

1 1. Don't say the first thing when you see someone else's reply: give me the code! You should think about why. When you have your own ideas and refer to other people's tips, you will know the difference between yourself and others.

12. Where do you study? B: Jiaonan 404. Okay, I'm coming. Why haven't you come yet? Will it take so long? 404 is not found!

13. Real programmers like to sell popcorn at the same time. They use the heat emitted by the CPU to make popcorn, and they can hear what programs are running according to the speed at which the popcorn bursts.

14. Ten years of life and death, write a program until dawn. Thousands of lines of code, where to hide bugs. Even online, so what? If you change your order, you will be heartbroken. Leaders come up with new ideas every day, change them every day, and get busy every day. No words care for each other, only a thousand lines of tears every night, dim lights, sleepless nights, I work overtime.

15. Wife calls her husband who is a programmer:? Buy three steamed buns and bring them back after work. If you see a watermelon seller, buy one. ? That night, the programmer's husband came into the room with steamed buns in his hand, and his wife said angrily, why did you buy steamed buns? ! ? Husband replied:? Because I saw the watermelon seller. ?

16. Programmer's view of love: love is an infinite loop, once it is executed, it will sink in; Falling in love with someone is a memory leak? You can never release it; When you really fall in love with someone, it is a constant limit that will never change; Girlfriend is a private variable, only my class can call it; Love is the pointer. Be careful when using it, otherwise it will bring great disaster.

17. Lend me 1000 yuan. B: Here you are. 1024. I have a whole sum of money for you.

18. The programmer said to the tester, "There is nothing wrong with my machine!" "I have tested it, and it really works on my machine."

19. Young people don't work hard, but bosses write programs.

There are only two truths in the world: 1 People are doomed to die. There must be something wrong with the program.

Inspirational Quotations of Crazy Programmers (2)

1. Programmers can give in, but they can't back down. They can be shy, but not cowardly. In short, programmers must be brave.

2. Debugging a dynamic connection function is certainly exciting, but the real success is far behind countless functions.

3. If you like low-level development, don't force yourself to engage in VC and find your truest ideas. What programmers can't stand most is essential oil.

4. Non-excellent programmers often run out of space and time, while excellent programmers always have enough space and time to complete programming tasks, and the cooperation is almost perfect.

5. Programmers are respectable. The programmer's hand is the magician's hand. They turn boring code into colorful software.

6. What's it like to sit quietly in front of the computer and write code? That's the feeling of martial arts experts practicing hard behind closed doors.

7. Hard is afraid of horizontal, horizontal is not fatal, and crazy is not fatal. Therefore, the madman is powerful, and there is only one kind of programmer, the crazy programmer.

8、? Design is a process of finding problems, not solving them?

9、? There is no operability in the functional specification?

10、? Past code is untested code?

1 1、? Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers can write code that people can read.

12、? Is the test to show the existence of errors, not the absence?

13、? Simplicity does not precede complexity, but after complexity?

14、? Real developer shipping?

15、? No powers?

16、? For the past 33 years, I have looked in the mirror every morning and asked myself: Is today the last day of my life? Do I have to do things today too many times a day? No? I know this needs to change, okay? Everything, all the expectations of the outside world, all the pride, all the fear of difficulties and failures, all these things disappeared without a trace in the face of death, leaving only what is really important. Thinking that you are dying is the best way to avoid falling into the trap of worrying about losing something. ?

Inspirational Quotations of Crazy Programmers (3)

1. As a real programmer, you should first respect programming and love your own programs. He is your partner, not a tool.

2. Programmers can give in, but they can't back down. They can be shy, but not cowardly. In short, programmers must be brave.

Programming is a monotonous life, so programmers need more care and friendship than ordinary people.

This plan is not a patent for young people, but it belongs to young people.

5, no mood, no romance, maybe this is one side of programmers, but having unpretentious love is their other side.

6. One hero has three gangs, and so do programmers.

7. Debugging a 100 line code may cause programmers to encounter many setbacks, so we can never bow down in the face of setbacks.

8. Debugging a dynamically linked function is certainly exciting, but the real success is far behind countless functions.

9. The program is my life, but I believe I love her more than my life.

10, beliefs and goals must always penetrate the programmer's heart.

1 1. Even if we stand on the top of the mountain, don't forget that eagles can still fly over our heads. Pride is more ridiculous than using JAVA for underlying development.

12, this sentence is not very elegant, and it completely despises programmers who refuse to answer other people's questions for fear that others will surpass themselves.

13, if debugging a program bothers you, don't give up. Success is always behind the corner. You never know how far you are from him unless you come to the corner, so please remember to persevere until you succeed.

14. When you are most tired, your family is your best destination.

15, take a step back and broaden the horizon. This is the proper mentality.

16. If you like low-level development, don't force yourself to engage in VC and find your truest ideas. What programmers can't stand most is universal oil.

17, IF (Boolean learning = = false) Boolean lag = true; Keep learning, and we can keep moving forward.

18, one of your programs is sometimes normal and sometimes abnormal, and you completely follow the rules of programming. Why? In fact, I think those who believe that as long as they do what others say, they can get the results they take for granted are actually fools.

19. How many setbacks will we encounter in programming? Give up, the end of the desert must be an oasis.

20. Non-excellent programmers often run out of space and time, while excellent programmers always have enough space and time to complete programming tasks, and the cooperation is almost perfect.

2 1, pay attention to team spirit, no matter how big a person is, it is just a bigger drop in a bowl of water.

22. Selfless dedication is not an illusion. Sometimes we can do it.