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1. I want to give you a gift on Tanabata, but I don't have your address.

2. Your denial is enough to make me despair.

3. Don't bow your head! I'll see your double chin.

4. I hope you won't catch a cold or get upset.

5. I have a left dragon and a right white tiger, and I have a Mickey Mouse tattooed on my shoulder.

6. Losing is a blessing. I wish you happiness as the East China Sea.

7. Smoke is the grass, and wine is the matchmaker.

8. I think you are the one who will sleep with me in the future.

9. Forgive me for being short-legged all my life and not being able to catch up with you.

1. If that person wants to be stable, he must be overbearing and a little soft.

11, each go his own way, each suffer his own pain!

12, humble surface, cover up the inner change-state.

13. Life is like bullshit, and the more you pull it, the weaker it gets.

14. The breeze blows on my face, just like the feeling I just met you.

15. I not only have a car, but also do it by myself!

16. The past belongs to death, and the future belongs to yourself.

17. Slight pain, originally cut into the skin.

18. Don't ask for love and vision that has nothing to do with you at present.

19. I've given you my heart. What else do you want?

2. I won't frown whoever you fall in love with.

21. Life is like a banquet, but there are flying daggers.

22. College is the best time for breast development of female students.

23. It doesn't matter if there are some shortcomings, so it is true.

24. I can't sleep without putting some water in my eyes every day.

25. If I die, you can burn me a sister.