Angels can fly because they look down on themselves.
3. If eating more fish can make people smart, you should eat at least a pair of whales!
I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.
I am like a fly lying on the glass. I have a bright future, but I can't find a way out
6, money is not a problem, the problem is no money!
7. In fact, I have always been very popular: I was loved when I was a child, and now I am a bitch.
8. The farmer's three fists hurt a little.
9. Rats are looking for cats all over the street with knives.
10, pregnancy is like pregnancy. It takes a long time for people to see it.
1 1. If I'm drunk, I won't accept anyone, so I'll hold the wall!
12, big brother, do you know? Second brother's meat is now more expensive than master's.
13, not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs.
14, I love you! What do you care?
15, the internet is like a prison. I stole it from my wallet, so I know everything when I go out.
16, get the hell out of here as far as your mind goes.
17, clear water, no fish, invincible.
18, if you don't peel the bark, you will die; People are shameless and invincible in the world.
19, teacher! Just follow that old woman!
20, life is interesting, because life is always fucking playing with me!
2 1. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough.
22. Go your own way and let others take a taxi!
Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we truly realize that we are "descendants of the dragon".
24. As long as you work hard, shit is serious.
25. Lie down where you fell.
26. All's well that ends well for lovers.
27, learning the sea is boundless, turning back is the shore!
28, I want to puppy love, but it is already late.
29. I don't know whose wife is in my bed, and neither does my wife!
If it makes people happy, if it makes people happy.
A selection of words that make people happy:
1. By the swimming pool, the ant said to the elephant that was swimming, come up, and the ant said to the elephant that you can go down. The elephant was angry and asked what you wanted. The ant said, "Did I see you wearing my swimming trunks?"
2, this era: building a house and working for a lifetime; Stop a car, a pile of lists; Pick a burden and call it a broken voice; Ordinary people have no choice; Play dumb and find a seat; Take a step towards the silver medal.
Good luck today. I'll give you a chocolate. Although you fell to the ground yesterday, don't mind eating it. Delicious is really delicious, don't fart after eating. Shit, you just let it go? Then I tell you, this is a piece of plasticine.
4. A priest advised the poor to believe in religion. He asked a poor man: Would you rather go to heaven or hell after death? The poor man replied, alas! Go to a place where corn flour is cheap.
5. A Taiwan Province province married a mainland sister. On the wedding night, the groom proudly said that he had finally attacked the mainland, but the bride retorted that he was surrounded again! The groom roared that the two small islands of Jinmen and Mazu were still outside!
6. When I was about to have sex at night, my wife suddenly turned on the light and was surprised to see her husband holding a cucumber in his hand! Infertile scum! You used this to have sex with me for five years? Yes, I also want to ask you, how did those three children come?
7. Ducks danced on the upside-down pot, and the acrobatic boss bought it when he saw the high price. A few days later, the boss found the duck owner: it can't jump! Compere: Did you light a candle at the bottom of the pot?
Xiao Chen: I was bitten by a mosquito yesterday, and my whole arm swelled up! Xiao Wu: I was bitten by a mosquito and got a big bag on my thigh! Song: That's nothing. My sister was bitten by a mosquito and her whole stomach was swollen.
9. Portraits of modern men: a good hand was destroyed by computers, a good stomach was destroyed by drinks, a gentleman was destroyed by RMB, and a kind heart was destroyed by reality.
10, I watched the sunset by the Danshui River and saw a transparent condom floating in the water. There happened to be three girls, only to hear them pointing to condoms in the water and saying, look at the new species of jellyfish!
1 1. I feel more and more about you. My expectations for you have not changed. I know when my dream will come true. Baby, I really want to see you! But after searching for a long time, I can't find which pigsty you are in ~
Wang Qiang was in great pain when his wife died. Someone comforted him that it is not difficult to marry a more beautiful woman a year. Wang Qiang said sadly, wait another year? I don't think I can spend the night.
13, I heard that you are too ugly to marry, so your parents sent you to the rice field to be a grass man. Finally, it not only scared away the birds, but also scared the three birds to send back all the stolen corn.
14, I heard that you went to a wedding reception. The power went out suddenly while eating. You are worried about others stealing vegetables. I suggest everyone clap their hands and sing. When you clap your hands, electricity suddenly comes. When everyone sees it, you are slapping yourself with one hand.
16. The inequality between the rich and the poor is really getting more and more sad now. If you want to do business without funds, you have to be a duck looking for gold. Customers are middle-aged and elderly, you don't sell feelings but only the essence. If the customer is like a gorilla, you have to have sex and close your eyes.
17, people love to cherish when they are old. In the past, 1 piece, now there is a set meal, and one is the first n. It can be said that it doesn't hurt to send a text message, and my hands don't shake. Even sending you a child I miss is enough!
18. Money can buy marriage, but not love; Clock, but can't buy time. Money is the root of pain. Give me your money and make me suffer!
19, the female mayor was injured in the chest due to a car accident. The editor warned the new reporter not to use the word chest, but to use euphemistic words instead. The new reporter racked his brains and wrote: She was injured in a car accident.
20. You know how painful I miss you. I work during the day, eat at night, sleep, and think all the time. Then all the words become one sentence, I don't know when I can have your grand prize1100,000!
2 1, you are the first one! Just because a few people borrowed toilet paper from you, you can come up with such a way, but your handwriting is good. Look at the words on your forehead: I have no toilet paper!
22. Students in a school leave school for ten minutes, buy two cups of milk tea and two taro. Seeing that the bell is about to ring, I anxiously said to my boss: Boss, I want two nipples!
23. Someone went to a restaurant for dinner, ordered a lobster and found a leg missing. He asked the waiter: where did this shrimp's leg go? Attendant: I lost it in a fight. Bring me the winner.
24. A man played with a grasshopper, let it out and caught it back. After being released and caught seven times, the grasshopper cried, Brother, are you Zhuge Liang? You have the wrong person. I'm not Meng Huo.
25. Mom asked Mingming: What did you take in the exam today? Mingming: What's three times seven? What did your mother say? Obviously, I thought for a moment: I don't care about seven seven twenty-one, I just wrote a nine.
26, two misers, a birthday, b holding an egg: buddy, sending a fat chicken is a bit tender; For B's birthday, A cut a bamboo: Xiandi, I gave fresh bamboo shoots for my birthday, but they are a little old.
27. Lend me a photo of you! Just one! Thank you very much You don't know, I have to see you to be inspired. Dinosaurs are too difficult to draw!
28. Dahua has a swimming class for the first time. After studying for half an hour, he said to the teacher, Teacher, is it ok to practice here today? The teacher said why? Because I really don't want to drink water.
29. I resigned and my colleagues came to see me off. Beautiful Xiaoli, in tears, took my hand: Big Brother, you were at the bottom of every assessment before. What can I do when you leave?
30. Arabia and Hawaii Let me tell you: Jerusalem is the nearest one. Pay attention to wearing more Himalayan shirts, basking in the Pacific Ocean during the day, and it is best to spread Pakistani blankets at night.
Words that make people happy:
1. On a rainy weekend, my uncle in the school reception office was watering the flowers. Someone asked: Why are you still watering them? Grandpa: The headmaster ordered the newly planted plants to be watered. Ask again: But is it raining? Grandpa: It's my business not to water it, but I can't water it to death!
2. One day, a drunk went to the art square, holding the female statue in the square and saying, Ah! God gave me an angel! The next day he woke up in prison and cried, Ah! Oh, my God, you gave me another mansion!
3. A couple went to a fancy restaurant for dinner. The woman found that all her favorite dishes were expensive. She asked her boyfriend: How much do you love me? My boyfriend said sincerely: I think it's more than shredded pork with fish flavor, and I haven't baked lobster yet!
4. A long-distance runner drove a new car into the street, and met a red light. Instead of stopping, he stepped on the accelerator and was stopped by the traffic police. I regret to say to the traffic police: at that time, I always wanted to cross the line!
Thought is not where it lives, but where it loves.
6. I am a good cook. I'll cook for you next time.
I loved you before you were born.
I am waiting to lie at your feet like a puppy that loves you.
I hope you know CPR, because you are so beautiful that I can't breathe.
10, I don't care if you have money, I believe you will have a future.
1 1, I don't want fame, what matters is that we love each other.
12, the furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, but that I am by your side, and you don't know that I love you!
13. On the night in late summer, a frog lurked in the grass and a dim light flashed in his eyes. The frog was suspected to be a prey, so it clamped its stomach with its tongue. Suddenly the frog jumped up and cursed: Shit, who threw the cigarette butt?
14. If I can rearrange English letters, I will put U and I together.
15, dear, I will love you forever.
16, how can you steal the stars and put them in your eyes?
17, you are so warm, even my underwear is melted by you.
18, you are very talented, and you are really lucky to know you.
19, nothing, just miss you.
Shantou has always been satisfied with his snow-white skin and plump figure. One day, she met deep-fried dough sticks in the street, and they turned a deaf ear to her: You are out of date, and now thin and beautiful women with bronzed skin like me are popular!
2 1, if two feelings last for a long time, it is still a matter of time.
22. It is raining heavily today. That's because God is drooling over you.
23. Inexperienced first love is charming, but love that can stand the test is priceless.
24. The rice is in the pot and I am in bed.
Words that make people happy
1, tired of studying, have a sip of green tea; When you are tired from work, smell the flowers; When you are unhappy, blow a breeze and let it dispel your troubles.
2. The heart is not where it lives, but where it loves.
3, don't be too tired in life, make yourself very tired, feel happy, don't chase troubles and troubles, eat something good, don't be too expensive, contact friends, don't owe money, the sky is vast and you can fly, and don't shrink back no matter how difficult it is!
4. Happiness is people's beautiful expectation for a better life and the persistent pursuit of human nature. As the saying goes: "Everything depends on human effort, so everything is fate." The environment is created by heart, so take a step back and broaden the horizon. Marx famously said, "A good mood can eliminate the fatigue and pain of the body more than ten pairs of good medicine. "
There is no happy place in the world, only happy people.
6. Happiness is sugar. When you are depressed, this fructose will be quietly pushed into your mouth. In an instant, your world will boil! Sweet flowers bloom in your mouth.
7. I don't seek a name. The important thing is that we love each other.
8. Life is inevitable. Let happiness turn into clouds to decorate your sky!
9, people live in the world, there is no reason not to be happy. Blue sky and white clouds, green mountains and green waters, birds and flowers. What a wonderful world this is! Living in this world is the reason for happiness.
10, people in this world can't be too greedy, learn to choose and enjoy the happiness brought by simplicity.
1 1. On a rainy weekend, the uncle in the school reception office was watering the flowers. Someone asked: Why are you still watering? Grandpa: The headmaster ordered the newly planted plants to be watered. Ask again: But is it raining? Grandpa: It's my business not to water it, but I can't water it to death!
12, the furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, but that I am by your side, and you don't know that I love you!
13, happiness is actually very simple, as simple as learning progress is happiness, as simple as family reunion is happiness, and as simple as learning while learning is happiness. ...
14, happiness must be shared to double happiness.
15, happy life, sad life, happy life, why not?
16, happiness is hidden in every detail of life. More often, she is wealth, not power, but a positive and healthy attitude. Don't trap yourself in unhappiness for those trivial things. Everything will have a solution.
Happiness is a pure and colorful bridge that surrounds people.
18, I am a good cook. I'll cook for you next time.
19, I don't care if you have money, I believe you will have a future.
I fell in love with you before you were born.
2 1. There is no lack of happiness in the world, but a lack of eyes to find happiness.
I am waiting to lie at your feet like a puppy that loves you.
I hope you know CPR, because you are so beautiful that I can't breathe.
24. A long-distance runner drove his new car into the street. He didn't stop at a red light, but stepped on the accelerator and was stopped by the traffic police. I regret to say to the traffic police: at that time, I always wanted to cross the line!
25. A couple went to a fancy restaurant for dinner. The woman found that all her favorite dishes were expensive. She asked her boyfriend: How much do you love me? My boyfriend said sincerely: I think it's more than shredded pork with fish flavor, and I haven't baked lobster yet!
26. A good attitude is sunshine, which can illuminate your life. A sunny life is the soil of happiness. It can make your mood as bright as sunshine, and it can make your world full of warmth and flowers!
27. I like to spend every day with a smile; I like to infect everyone around me with a smile; I like everyone around me to be happy.
28. One day, a drunk went to the art square, holding the female statue in the square and saying, Ah! God gave me an angel! The next day he woke up in prison and cried, Ah! Oh, my God, you gave me another mansion!
29. Happiness in life often doesn't depend on how much you have. Therefore, don't care about giving and harvesting, and don't always let yourself be in the unhappiness of asking for it. Asking for trouble is probably the biggest self-grievance in life. Why do you want to wronged yourself? Don't be like this, and don't always feel that you are always missing something. As long as you are happy, you want nothing.
30. When you are busy every day, you will be happy because you find fulfillment in it; When you bury yourself in taking notes, you will feel happy, because you have found knowledge in them; When you solve one difficult problem after another, you will be happy because you find the answer in it.
3 1, forget those unhappy things! You see, even today's sunshine is so bright, and everyone is trying to drive away your worries and anxieties. I hope your gloomy mood will light up at this moment and welcome a better tomorrow!
32. Life can't be smooth sailing. If you are unhappy, eat a candy and tell yourself that today is sweet and happy. Although smiling is not necessarily happy, smiling is a kind of transmission and a baton of happiness. So, please smile and gently raise your mouth.
33. Happiness gives people a sense of comfort, hope, motivation and mystery. Happiness makes us feel the clarity of nature and discover the mystery of the earth, so that people will never feel depressed and keep a happy mood every day.
34. Life is a mirror. If you smile at her, she will smile back at you.
12 emotional quotations from friends circle. If you want to improve your EQ, you should read more books.
1. Maybe we can love many times in our life, but there is always someone who can make us laugh the most brightly, cry the most thoroughly and think the most deeply.
At the best age of youth, you can love someone, but don't wait for someone. You can go to your unreserved lover, even if you are in love, you can pat the dust and move on. But don't stay put and wait for someone indefinitely.
I never like others to see my tears. I'd rather let others think I'm happy and heartless than look miserable.
4. In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love, just meeting you in my most beautiful years.
Many times, when a person finds himself in love with someone, that is, when he leaves him, he suddenly can't see that person, only to know that he has unconsciously developed a strong attachment to that person.
6. Let go. It's easier said than done. To tell the truth, a person has been in your life for a long time, and this existence has made you accustomed to it, so it is not so easy to forget, and it is impossible to forget it again. So if you want to let the past really pass, please give time. Sometimes, it's not really difficult, it's just a matter of time.
7. In love, we are all insecure people. Because we care too much, we are all afraid of losing.
8. Once beautiful, scenes crept into my heart. In this hurried years, I stubbornly learned not to return to that moment and not to recall those lost dreams, but you in my dreams can always arouse my thoughts that have been dusty for a long time.
9. It's hard to tell what it's like to miss someone. Like a heart full of rotten grass. Even a gentle breeze can cause a tremor. Your name, your voice, your jokes, everything you have, all reverberate in your mind.
10. Sometimes I feel that loving someone is like gambling. You put your time, your energy and your whole heart on him, and let him look back at you and take another look. The more you gamble, the more reluctant you are to stop. Some people win a lot of money, while others lose nothing. Don't say you don't expect anything in return. At the gambling table, no one wants to walk with an empty pocket.
1 1. Happiness is that when the passion fades and the face gets old, it is still those hands holding your hand without regrets; That is, when wealth is exhausted and there is nothing left, it is still the heart that does not look back that accompanies you; Even if disaster strikes and all beings stay away, what warms you is the feeling of not cooling down. Happiness is very simple, that is, finding a warm person to burn this life together. Luxury, wealth and ostentation and extravagance are just a layer of packaging. As long as you feel happy, nothing else matters.
12. If you meet someone who likes to be hot and cold with you, please turn around and leave. If you meet someone who likes to play hide-and-seek with you often and doesn't send text messages, please leave decisively. If you meet someone who likes to have an affair with you but doesn't make any promises, please leave quickly. Leave is to meet that person with a firm heart, and leave is for better happiness. All contacts that are not entrusted by life are hooligans, because those who pursue stability and permanence can't afford to be hurt!