If your ex-boyfriend and current boyfriend fall into the river at the same time, will you be my girlfriend? In a simple and boring life, I will often share good sentences, famous sayings, heartfelt words, etc. I can express my mood at the moment by publishing some sentences. What kind of sentences can I avoid stepping on thunder? The following is the "Humorous Funny Pieces and Short Sentences to Send to Friends Circle" carefully compiled by me for your reference and use. Please collect and share it. Humorous jokes and short sentences are sent to a circle of friends (article 1)

1. I was wandering in the street last night, and I saw your mother slip away in the street

2. There are many classes like * *, and I just go online every day, and I don't even know the name.

3. You scold me because you don't know me. When you know me, you may drag your knife and cut me.

4. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, nor between love and ignorance, but between the bed and the bed in winter.

5. Idiot Yan Jun, you are getting impure ... Don't drink pure milk in the future.

6. You can thin your face without smiling, because you have no face to thin.

7. The old ladies on Naihe Bridge have sold Pepsi. How can I forget you?

8. Sister is digging for gold, so don't make noise! How can you dig for gold when you make so much noise that you don't want to remain silent?

9. If your ex-boyfriend and current boyfriend fall into the river at the same time, will you be my girlfriend?

1. I began to understand that taking part in accidental amusement, although it is mostly a dew love affair, it doesn't matter, where there are so many lifetimes.

11. On holidays, I miss you, except for you.

12. Don't think that you can pretend to be a gourd doll with a lump on your head. .

13. You need to queue up when you are born, but you can jump the queue when you die.

14. I feel that I have amnesia, and I forget the fact that I have no money as soon as I enter the mall.

15. Life is actually very simple, but we always make it complicated unconsciously.

16. Be my girlfriend and give you the big sister's seat in the kindergarten.

17. The clever monster recorded the spell of Tang Priest.

18. Being handsome depends not only on parents, but also on living handsome. Humorous and funny paragraphs and short sentences are sent to friends circle (article 2)

19. True love is not afraid of the test of distance, and it is believed to be the top.

2. I wish China prosperity, celebrate people's well-being, have a peaceful world with three songs, have a happy life with four dances, have a prosperous fortune with five liters, and have a good New Year with six levels.

21. I've always wanted to become a monk, but I can't let go of one thing in my heart. -No girlfriend yet.

22. After many years, if you marry, if I don't, tell your son to be careful on the way after school.

23. Others stay in bed because they have money. They can stay up as late as they want. I stay in bed because I have no money, so I can save a meal, not a meal.

24. Winter has gone, spring has come, you have come, he is leaving, and you will be sad again. I hope you don't think too much. He is gone, and I will take care of you until you come back to him! Honey, happy new year!

25. Do you know why I get up early every morning? Then I will say to myself, I haven't finished my special homework.

26. Stay up as late as you want. I stay in bed because I have no money. I can save a meal. It's a meal.

27. When we were young, we were princesses. When we grow up, we will be used to princess disease by our relatives and friends.

28. April Fool's Day confession is nothing. Tomb-Sweeping Day's confession is king. In case of rejection, it can be said. I was possessed by a ghost just now ...

29. No matter how poor my life is, I can't crush the poet, but a misprint will kill him.

3, life is ruthless, how can you have a glimmer of fantasy and hope

31, non-mainstream either bow their heads or cover their mouths, can you change something?

32. The ship can temporarily berth, but the sail can't stop choosing the direction.

33. Don't be so gracious to me, because chatting with me will make you * *.

34. When the Year of the Sheep goes and arrives, pick a thousand stars to illuminate your road ahead, plant a thousand roses to make you intoxicated every day, fold a thousand paper cranes to fly for you, sing a thousand songs to wish you good luck and worry-free, and compile a thousand short messages to make you warm and romantic. I wish the Year of the Sheep good luck!

35. In the morning, Su Yan went shopping and accidentally met Altman. He said that dinosaurs were not extinct.

36. Ah ~, I suddenly found out that "If you are not well, the sky will be fine" is a cruel curse. Humorous jokes and short sentences are sent to friends (article 3)

37. I shouldn't have failed the class, but I just failed it happily, and there were more than one.

38. I also hope to see the sea at my doorstep one day.

don't pose in front of me next time. I'm afraid I can't help dropping the camera.

4. cowardice will only bring humble sympathy to others.

41. The world laughed at me for being crazy, and I laughed at the world for seeing it so quickly.

42. Only a fat body can bear my heavy soul.

43. Sometimes lies are like lines, and they can only be said after they are memorized.

44. Be sure to have a few friends of the opposite sex. No wild desires are the friends who will help you out when it is critical.

45. When human beings think, God laughs. When subordinates think, their bosses get angry. When children think, adults worry.

46. Even if a beautiful person makes a mistake, others can easily forgive him. Ugly people can't be forgiven by others just because of their looks, let alone making mistakes.

47. What I think most about at work is what to do after work, and what I think most about after work is not knowing what to do.

48. A lie is like a crystal ball. It looks beautiful on the surface. Once all the illusions are broken, it will be debunked.

49. I can sneak shots, but I warn you, use a beauty camera.

5. I slept through the class, played games after school, and the whole class collapsed at the end of the term, so I couldn't take the exam.

51. Flowers don't bloom often, and youth doesn't exist often. While you are still young, hurry to fall in love.

52. It is said that life is like a play, and the play is like life. Then simply sing a play.

53. Of course, shoot a horse first, and you must buy a house first before you get married. It is said that if you catch the thief first, you must coax your mother-in-law; If you want your girlfriend to go with you, drink good wine with your father-in-law!