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A humorous life motto
Brushing your teeth is a bittersweet thing, because you have a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other. The following is a humorous life motto compiled for me.

1, some people say that if you have a baby, you won't have dysmenorrhea. Have one!

If I give you a pair of wings, you should be braised in brown sauce.

I have been running in the field of hope, although I occasionally stumble over disappointment.

Busy mothers often make lazy daughters.

A successful man can earn more money than his wife spends, and a successful woman can find such a man.

6, wearing a coat to go out, the typhoon did not come; I went out with an umbrella and it didn't rain. The weather forecast is a lie, my report is a lie, and the people who love me are also lies. What else is true?

7. Everyone has a guilty conscience, but please pay attention to the number of times; Everyone is fickle, but please pay attention to speed.

8. Life is like breathing. "Breathe" is for breathing, and "suck" is for breathing.

9. Life means that my mother gave birth to me and I have to live.

10. Lie down where you fell.

1 1, being busy is a kind of happiness, which makes us too busy to experience pain; Running around is a kind of happiness, which makes us truly feel life; Fatigue is a kind of enjoyment, which leaves us no time to be empty.

12, why is life like the first time, but you can't get tired of each other?

13, I am not a casual person, I am not a casual person.

14, hands are willing to be rough for women.

15, rather than go to the forest, it is better to retreat and build a net.