God gave man two important organs: the brain and the bird. But the blood supply is very limited, only enough to operate one at a time.
The difference between sex and death is that you can die independently and no one will make fun of you.
I am a good lover because I practice myself diligently.
When you die, there are some things you can do just by lying down.
The only time my wife and I reached orgasm at the same time was when the judge signed the divorce agreement.
I don't want to achieve immortality through works, I want to achieve it through immortality.
Love is the answer. But while you are waiting for the answer, sex will ask several good questions.
The most exciting thing is not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign.
Cheating in the final exam of metaphysics, peeking at the soul of the boy next to him.
Sex can relieve stress, but love is counterproductive.
The French have two misunderstandings about me: one is that I think I am an intellectual because I wear glasses; They always think I'm an artist, so my films always lose money.
I took the existential exam. Did not write any answers, 100 points.
Life can be divided into two kinds: a terrible life and a miserable life.
When I was a child, my mother took me to see Snow White. Everyone fell in love with Snow White, but I fell in love with the witch.
If you are a coward, it is easy to do something.
I haven't been near a woman for a long time. The last time I entered a woman's body was at the Statue of Liberty.
Life is full of pain, loneliness and torture, and it ends too soon. ?