1 Han Han, a young man with little experience in the world, has such a keen and profound insight into society and life, which deserves our careful interpretation. 1) To be a human being, one is either vulgar or elegant. Semi-vulgarity is the most painful person. Xu Zhimo is elegant and Ma Debao is vulgar, but they are both happy people. But you are semi-vulgar and you should be very happy in your heart. pain.

2) In terms of love, there is a general trend among humans. In the eyes of men, an ideal partner should be like milk, the tenderer, whiter, and purer the better; in the eyes of a woman, an ideal partner should be like a cow, the stronger, the better, and the one that can squeeze out the most milk with the least effort.

3) The most formidable men in the world are those who claim not to be close to women. They just have not met the ideal woman. Once they meet, with the profoundness of Chinese characters, "not close to women" "Sex" will soon become "cannot help women lust", so the history discipline no longer needs to investigate whether Chinese characters were created by Cangjie. In short, Chinese characters must have been created by men, and they were created by romantic men.

4) The highest state of love poetry is that love should be like a fish in the river, elusive and looming; the use of symbolic techniques should be as endless as Clinton's scandal. In the end, it gives people the feeling that watching it is equivalent to not watching it, but not watching it does not mean watching it.

5) Lin’s father still has a childlike innocence, and expresses the man’s thoughts in one sentence, saying, "Seize the opportunity, take the initiative, and finish cooking the uncooked rice, which is victory."

6) Learning this is like a beautiful woman. People often admire and admire her at first sight. Those who engage in literary work are like this beautiful woman's husband. Now that she has obtained it, she no longer has to pursue her hard, or even destroy her. Before Yuxiang joined the literary club, he often heard people say how noble literature was. After joining the literary club, he gradually understood that the "engage" in "engaging in literature" meant a messy explanation. More appropriately, it could be said to be "editing literature" or "writing literature". "恁literature".

7) In this kind of place, the TV station is like a beauty contest, whoever is pretty will be chosen; the radio station is like a ghost contest, there are people who are ugly.

8) Books are like women. When a person gets a new book, when he flips through it, he will feel like seeing a virgin, because at least he is the first to read the content of this book. On the other hand, holding an old book in hand is like marrying a remarried woman, her beauty is half old and her beauty is half lost, and he has no interest in reading it - because what he reads has been read many times by others, and there is nothing new at all.

9) The biggest difference between today’s love and past love is that it is short-lived. However, although a sparrow is small and has all five internal organs, although today’s love is short-lived, all the required steps are missing; the second difference is that When it comes to breaking up, people in the past were afraid of being a betrayer and would not speak up even if their lovebirds flew away. However, modern people strive to be a betrayer so that they can boast about being the hero who actively dumped the person, so as not to sound like they were unfortunate enough to be dumped passively.

10) The theme of the author's article in the Chinese language book seems to be a conservative love between men and women. It is vaguely felt that there is a little bit, but it is deeply hidden; students have to find out the theme as hard as digging for ancient cultural relics. First, we have to remove the thick mud, and then brush off the layers of dust. After the ancient cultural relics are unearthed, we have to protect them, and when we encounter larger ones, we have to paint and repair them, which is extremely tiring.

11) The medicine has been with people for a long time, and it has also been infected with people's habits, and the particles are extremely smooth.

12) Casinos produce lunatics, and love produces fools.

13) A woman’s beauty is inversely proportional to her handwriting. The more beautiful a person is, the uglier her handwriting will be.

14) A woman’s wisdom and love are relative. If there is more love, there will be less wisdom.

15) When a person falls out of love, the past memories stored in his mind will automatically pop up for him to look over, deepening his sadness. When your heart is calm, it doesn't matter if you think about it over and over again. You just feel that the vicissitudes of life are like smoke. When your heart is hurting, the past is like smoke, dragging you to swallow the bitter water one bite at a time. Whenever I miss my loved ones, I don’t think about my living relatives, but my dead relatives, so I act in a despising way.

16) In this world, others will never truly love you, it is true that you love yourself

17) There is a saying that "love is the best cosmetic for women", this That is actually wrong. Love has no such power. Love only prompts women to buy the best cosmetics, nothing more.

18) Scholars believe that all pure love ends in bed. If this is true, then if it can start in bed again, it can be regarded as a kind of beginning and ending.

19) In fact, the first thing a woman likes is talent. If a man is talented, she will have the capital to brag. Then, to develop, wait until the two of them are so intimate that the man calls her 'baby'. She kept the word "treasure", but as for the "bei", the "talent" given to you, she loves "wealth".

20) Teachers are not popular but tutoring is very popular. It can be seen that seeking knowledge is like falling in love. If it lasts for dozens of times, it is humble, but one-on-one is precious. Of course, precious things are really expensive. It costs dozens of yuan an hour, which is basically the same price as a prostitute. When it comes to making money, teachers are much better than prostitutes. Prostitutes make money because prostitutes give each other happiness; teachers give each other pain, but still collect money. This is the greatness of tutoring.

21) Nowadays, the love between men and women can only be divided into three stages-kissing relationship, sexual relationship, and then it doesn’t matter.

22) When friends are used, they will be less regretful, and when used, they cannot be as straightforward as courtship. They must be tactful and talk for a long time. In the end, the theme should be revealed inadvertently, preferably like a quick-cooking dumpling. Faintly emerged from the water and sank again.

23) In school, the value of a boy who is kissed will greatly increase, while the value of a girl who is kissed will be greatly reduced.

24) Men will never choose a girlfriend as casually as shopping for groceries. I hate that there is no one in the world who can combine Xi Shi’s face, Monroe’s figure, Lin Jiyin’s temperament, and Athena’s wisdom—no, Athena's wisdom is incredible. If any girl has this kind of wisdom, all the tricks played by men will be useless.

25) Most of the talented women in history were ugly. Because God "never takes sides", it is said that if he gives you this, he will not give you that. Therefore, if a woman has a body, she will not be talented, and if she has talent, she will not have a figure.

26) There are two types of narcissists: one is so beautiful that no one else can look down on her; the other is so ugly that no one else can look down on her. Both of these have no choice but to fall in love with themselves.

27) There is an element of prying eyes in the Chinese people’s nature. Since there are so many talented people in this area at home, they cannot show their talents. Once they go abroad, they may be the only ones to be respected. This is why some Chinese people always When he returned from a foreign country, he became a spy. No wonder there is a famous saying in China: “The eyes of the masses are sharp.” In wartime, sharp eyes are used to detect enemies; in peacetime, they are used to explore people's privacy.

28) When stepping on the toes of Chinese people, you can’t say “I’m sorry”. Only say “sorry” will the victim forgive you. This shows that foreign languages ??are more valuable than Chinese. You can say that one Sony is worth ten "I'm sorry", which is consistent with the exchange rate of RMB against US dollar and pound, which is enough to prove the close relationship between language and economy; there is no need to worry about stepping on the feet of foreigners, their toes and their wealth Just as strong, there is definitely no risk of being stepped on, and maybe the soles of my feet are still aching.

29) Beauty is like a beautiful scenery. When people say it, it is just mediocre. But when I see it with my own eyes, I feel happy that it is really beautiful. It can be seen that the eyes are not the most deceptive in love, but the ears are.

30) The success rate of unattractive girls acting like a spoiled child is actually higher than that of beautiful girls, because when a beautiful girl acts like a spoiled child, men can't help but look at it for a while, and then make a mental vote whether it's worth it; no. When beautiful girls act coquettishly, they are like the writing techniques of Western writers learned by Chinese literati, and they always feel out of shape; watching them act coquettishly makes them feel guilty, so men will rush to agree to stop them from acting coquettishly.

31) The most painful thing about scolding is when others use your words to scold you back, and the weight will increase a lot.

32) For men, scolding is not an instinct, but scolding women is an instinct.

33) A person who stands next to a cesspit for a long time will be infected with the smell of excrement. Extending this principle, a person who stays in a pile of books for a long time will certainly be infected with the smell of books.

34) What is the meaning of money.

When a person dies, all fame, fortune, sorrow, joy, love and hatred are just a wisp of dust on the coffin. Is it worth working hard for a wisp of dust all your life? 1 The truth is often in the hands of a few people, and the minority must obey the majority. In the end, the truth is still in the hands of the majority, and this is how people follow what they say. The first person said something, and the second person heard it and spoke with him. At this time, the third person objected, and the fourth person saw that there were two people on one side and only one person on the other side, so he followed those two people. explain. It can be seen that the party with many people and mixed opinions does not necessarily have its own ideas

Many people go there because there are more people

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I am here The most irrefutable thing I have said in my life is that quilts do not need to be folded - they are meant to be spread out when sleeping - but this is also the first thing that has been refuted. You know, these are the rules. We are sad because we have too many rules.

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I think I am the smartest person in the world. Because some doctors have not made much progress in their knowledge. They just learned how to write a sentence that everyone can understand in a way that even ghosts can’t understand.

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If it could be published in this era Being versatile is the luck of examination-oriented education and the misfortune of this era. If there was, he would be the king among men, but unfortunately there is not, so we had to remove the "king" from the character "全". What the times need is just talents.

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The current education problem is that no one goes to take a bath naked, but too many people are taking a bath wearing cotton-padded jackets.

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You can only wait but not chase the trend. This is the same as waiting for the train at the train station. Just stay at the station and there will always be a train. As for just now. Ordinary people like us cannot catch up with the car that drives away.

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China looks down on people who talk big. In my opinion, big words are nothing. Just like ancient women who were used to binding their small feet, they called them "big feet" when they touched normal feet. Chinese people are used to talking about "small words", and when they encountered normal words, they naturally called them "big words." "Yes." Those who dare to speak big words will not get a good end, which scares future generations from speaking big words to silence.

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I have become a phenomenon and my thoughts and morals are not up to standard. It is better than no thoughts at all.

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Hating someone for four years is more powerful than loving someone for four years. Like is just a kind of inertia, but hating requires constant pushing yourself.

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I don't like to be trapped by nature and often violate class rules. The class teacher often punishes me to copy the class rules 20 times, so I have to hold three pens at the same time. I often tell people that this is how I got my good calligraphy skills.

11 There are very few beauties on the street, because these days, there are more beauties who go to bed once a day than there are beauties who go to the street once a day. All girls, if they are slightly pretty, are standing in the big hotel; if they are very pretty, they are sleeping in the big hotel; if they are extremely pretty, they are all lying in the arms of the hotel manager.

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The gate of Zhouzhuang is full of buses of all kinds, which shows that our government attaches great importance to improving the artistic accomplishment of officials

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It is hateful to occupy the pit and not poop. In fact, the most hateful thing is to occupy the pit after defecating.

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After a man breaks up in love, he will either commit suicide or fall in love again. The requirements for finding a partner the second time are often similar to the first one. This kind of psychology is subtle. For example, if something is eaten deliciously and is suddenly snatched away, you will naturally try your best to find something with a similar taste. This logic only applies to the woman's betrayal or unsuccessful pursuit of her. , If two people no longer have feelings for each other, there will be no such "shadow love". There is no need to eat something that gets stinky the more you eat it.

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Fame is like the back of your head. My hair is invisible to me, but others can see it clearly

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I am very good in mathematics, physics, chemistry, Chinese and English, and I have zero points in music, sports and computers. I can’t even turn on a computer. I still A top student.

But if I am ridiculously good at music, sports, and computers, and speak Portuguese like a native speaker, but fail math, English, and chemistry, I am also a poor student.

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An adult over the age of 18 still doesn’t know what his future ideals are and what he likes. That is really a failure of education.

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Mathematics is about doing, keep doing it, until you find that you have done all the questions on the test paper when you take the exam, that’s it.

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When I was in school, I liked playing football. Some people ridiculed me and said that I would never be able to play in the national team. No matter how good I was, I would be better than Ronaldo. What’s the point of playing? No more kicking.

So, if you like to drive, let me tell you, no matter how hard you drive, you can’t drive to the McLaren team, and no matter how fast you drive, you can’t drive faster than Schumacher. What’s the point of driving? Your driver’s license will be confiscated. .

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When you fall in love, it is largely for your own face. For example, in school, you think you are good-looking and have face, but in the office, you think it is the same as finding a rich man. In fact, All you love is face.

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During the fight against SARS, some airlines offered a 40% discount on air tickets for teachers and medical staff, which was very confusing. It feels like there are not enough nurses and all the young female teachers are on the front lines. However, I really don’t see anything that teachers have to do with SARS other than teaching everyone to wash their hands frequently. So if I am a cleaner, can I get a 40% discount on flying?