"Two and Two"? What do you want to know?

"Liang" and "二" are good brothers who have been in the same village for many years. One time they were drinking together, and while they were drinking, they actually compared their respective abilities.

"二": My ability is great, I am inferior to one person and superior to ten thousand people.

"Two": Wow, it is really "three days apart, I should look at each other with admiration." I haven’t seen you for a few days. Do you think you can become the prime minister?

“Two”: You are right. In the digital kingdom, I am the prime minister. Except for “one”, which is ranked in front of me, all other numbers are ranked. Behind me, you count one, two, three, four, five, six, seven...Am I not one person inferior to ten thousand people?

"Two": Why is one person inferior to ten thousand people? Above? I think you are arrogant! In fact, I have the greatest ability. If you don’t believe it, just go out of the digital kingdom and let’s go and see. No one dares to fail me, because I represent “many”.

“二” : I think you are just pretending to be a tiger! Why do you mean "more"?

"Liang": I always go out in twos and threes as soon as I go out, and I kill two birds with one stone in everything I do. Everyone knows that I have a lot of tricks up my sleeve. Whoever disobeys me, I will make a clean break with him and be incompatible with him.

"二": You are too domineering, and I will not obey you. You can't do what I can do.

"Liang": Is there anything I can't do? Speak up and listen.

"二": I can play the erhu.

"Liang": I can play Erhu.

"二": What a mess! Where is the Erhu?

"Liang": Aren't Erhu and Jinghu two Hu? He has one more beard than you!

"二": There is no such statement. My knowledge is vast and I know a little bit about everything. Come and try.

"Liang": I also know a little bit about it.

"二": What one or two? I'm still heavy!

"Two": What do you know a little bit about one or two? You only know one but not the other. How about it?

"二": Everyone says that I do everything perfectly. Come and try, can you tell me everything clearly?

"Two": Everyone praises my cool sleeves. Come and try it, can you say Erxiu Qingfeng?

“二”: I am the most buddy-like, spending every day with my friends.

"Liang": I go out of my way to protect my friends. How about it? Difficulty comes to me.

"二": You're still trying to be two-faced. You're being double-dealing with your friends.

"two": You are half-hearted about your friends.

"二": You are too lazy. You always spend three days fishing and two days drying the net.

"Liang": You are too cruel, and you will never stop doing bad things.

"二": You are the one who does bad things. You don't study hard and fall in love since you were a child.

"Liang": You framed a good person! I didn't care about falling in love at all.

"二": You are still cheating, let me ask you, are you the one who had a childhood sweetheart with the little girl next door? You are the one who is happy with each other, right? Are there still two hands searching secretly?

"Liang": You, you, you, you have been a second-rate person since you were a child. When you grow up, you become a second-hand dealer. You often sell second-hand goods. You drink Erguotou while driving. You accidentally hit someone and killed someone. So you changed your career. Waiter, you are two hundred and five.

"二": You are two-faced, often one-sided, and the result is always a lose-lose situation. (Suddenly awakening, talking to himself) Oh, both sides suffer, am I also going to suffer?

"Liang": Yes, we usually have a good time, but today we drank too much and made a fool of ourselves here, it really hurts both sides.

"二": Yes, Brother "Liang", in fact, I usually see things clearly and speak in two parts. I drank too much today and completely forgot about our past friendship. Clean!

"Liang": Yes, we have always helped each other and felt like brothers in the past! Sometimes you will take the initiative to help me with things that I can't do. For example, my family lives on the second floor. If I live on the second floor, who can find it? Besides, I got second place in this math test. You can’t say I got second place.

"二": You have also helped me. Last time...

"Liang": Brother, don't mention it. If you have anything to do in the future, just ask me. I won't hesitate.

"二": Yes, we are brothers. Let's go buy two bottles of Erguotou.

"Liang": Still drinking! (Bow)