2. Male (M) belongs to push-ups and female (W) belongs to sit-ups.

3, jealous, behind this jealousy is love! This carelessness also tortured a heart!

4. When you see a noble thing, you are vulgar.

5. Don't lie in front of real people.

6. Turn grief into appetite.

7. What did the couple say? Couples need to talk.

8. The three beauties of life: the wife cooks, the wife pours wine, and the wife is affectionate.

9, when it is the trust of the party! This is not a test of the party.

10, said all the bad things, did all the good things, a typical knife mouth and tofu heart.

1 1, how can you be wronged by comparing your own shortcomings with the advantages of others? Compare your strengths with others' weaknesses, and you will be happy.

12, the man kisses goodbye and the woman salutes.

13, oh, it's too difficult for big brother; Can you give big brother more face?

14, when you become an official and have money, be gentle with others, because if you are tough, people around you will feel uncomfortable, just like your tongue and teeth. The tongue is soft and the teeth are hard, but when you get old, you will lose your teeth first, not your tongue!

15, fishing depends on your own pole!

16, it's good to have a family together. Dad holds mom, and mom holds the baby. Life is more than 20,000 days, and it is rare to be crowded together.

17, all's well that ends well.

18 brother, you are quite fake!

19, afraid to disturb you, so I shut myself down.

20. The vastest thing in this world is not the sky, not the earth, but the human heart.

2 1, take the catwalk to massage the soul on the spot.

Thank you, brother, for your courage. But eldest brother's advice is: shout when you see the uneven road and leave.

23. Forget the darkness before dawn and remember the dawn after dawn.

24. Once a person succeeds, he doesn't belong to himself.

25. angry youth? I think you are a green manure, an undigested donkey dung.

26. In our country, guests are seated according to their age, and in Beijing, they are seated according to the size of officials.

27, steamed stuffed bun is water, the more you eat, the better you look.

28. I think people have high and low on the surface, but they are not noble inside!

29. When everyone looks at your smiling face, their hearts will light up. They will be wronged when they look at your ass!

30. I think emotion is just like high jump. It is absolutely impossible to pull onions on dry land. If you want to jump high and far, you must take a few steps back! You see, when we first met, men were afraid that women wouldn't feel anything! Once a woman has feelings, a man is not far from not feeling!