1. Money is not the problem, the problem is lack of money!

2. When I’m drunk, I won’t accept anyone, so I’ll hold on to the wall!

3. I’m like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but looking for No way out.

4. Senior brother, do you know? The second brother’s meat is now more expensive than the master’s.

5. If eating more fish can replenish the brain and make people smarter, then you must eat at least a pair of whales...

6. If the water is clear, there will be no fish; if the people are humble, they will be invincible.

7. Youth is like toilet paper. There is a lot of it, but it is not enough after using it~

8. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to notice it. .

9. Friends around me, please become famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well~~~

10. Colleagues may be nervous when they go to meet clients. , and as soon as he opened his mouth, he said: "Hello, Mr. Liu, what's your last name?" Sweat~~~~~~

11. A female classmate is a little darker, and her boyfriend is a little too fair. The venomous queen suddenly said to her in Tian's dormitory: "You can't do this, you will give birth to zebras."

12. I have always regarded handsome boys and money as dirt, and they have always regarded them that way. Mine

13. Don’t compare yourself to me, I am too lazy to compare with you

14. I am not a casual person, I am not a human being when I am casual

15 .God said, let there be light, but I said I opposed it, and from then on there was darkness in the world

16. I am in a bad mood today. I only have four things to say, including this sentence and the previous two sentences. I’ve finished my words...

17. To be a human being, you must be a person hovering between cow A and cow C

18. My big name is God, and my little name is God. His name is Jesus, his English name is God, and his dharma name is Tathagata...

19. You can’t hang yourself on a tree. You have to try to die on several nearby trees.

20. A tree without bark will surely die; a man without shame will be invincible in the world.

21. The farmer’s three punches hurt a little

22. In fact, I have always been very popular: when I was a child, everyone loved me, but now I am loved by bitches

23. Don’t be afraid of enemies who are like tigers, but be afraid of teammates who are like pigs

24. Go your own way and let others take a taxi

25. Rats carry knives. Looking for cats all over the street

26. As long as you work hard and poop seriously

27. Who is the fastest in China? It's Cao Cao (not Liu Xiang). Because Cao Cao and Cao Cao are here

28. Get away as far as your thoughts go

29. Only when you stand in a long queue at the train station can you truly realize that you are "Descendants of the Dragon".

32. Lie down wherever you fall

33. If the tiger doesn’t show its power, you think I am HELLO KITTY!

34. The donkey’s thoughts can overwhelm him~