How to become an official quickly: Ten commonly used clichés in the officialdom

1. I am a public servant of the people.

In the beginning, this sentence was not a lie. It was originally a will and an initiative, but the bureaucrats themselves didn’t know when they threw away their will and only paid lip service to the initiative. The most accurate interpretation of public servant is servant of the public, and there will be no dispute about the meaning of the word. According to the current situation, 12 out of 10 common people dare not consider themselves masters; 1,000 out of 100 bureaucrats do not consider themselves servants. More often than not, it's just the opposite. The lie is that whenever a bureaucrat says this sentence, not only does the bureaucrat feel uncomfortable, but more importantly, the listener either wants to cry or vomit, and those who want to laugh are also very unnatural smiles.

2. The people are our food and clothing parents.

More famous than this famous saying is the motto "I am the son of the Chinese people". Many famous big bureaucrats have used it. Other bureaucrats did not dare to overstep due to their low status, so they changed it. Just pack it. Both mean the same thing. My own son knows his own mind. No matter how bold a person is, he will at most dare to accept a thief as his father, but he will never dare to accept a thief as his son. What's more, 99.99% of people in the world don't know when they had such a son. The lie is that I am afraid that others will not believe it, so I just add the words "food and clothing" to make it easier to support. His subconscious mind is half a mile away from his parents and his eldest father.

Three Next, let me say a few more words.

You may want to laugh, but there is no need to laugh. At this time, ten out of ten bureaucrats regard 40 or 50 as 1; twelve out of twelve think that nonsense is simply another name. However, most of these hardships are suffered by small and medium-level bureaucrats in the officialdom, and ordinary people generally cannot suffer from them. Only elementary school students can tell the truth about this lie. The most they counted was 796, almost four hundred. But bureaucrats really think that they have only said two sentences, and more often than not they think that two sentences are not enough.

Four I represent.

Most of the time it’s when you’re looking at someone, but more often it’s when you’re looking at a group of people or when you don’t want to go and use a piece of paper to explain that you went. According to the investigation, before he said this sentence, there was basically no incident of institutions or people entrusting him. Instead, he felt qualified or capable to say this, and after he said it, there would be no involvement. Organizations and people refuted it. The result is that he represents nothing, not even himself. He purely treats people as symbols, treats symbols as gifts, and takes the gifts back intact.

5 We will not wrongly accuse a good person, but we will not let a bad person go either.

It is indeed difficult to count the good people who have been wronged, but there are batches of bad guys who have been spared. Bureaucrats know the specific numbers better than ordinary people. In fact, just let it go. The power is in your hands. I am afraid that bureaucrats will confuse good with bad, creating a situation where we will not unjustly accuse a bad person, but we will never let a good person go. The common people are good and kind enough, but more than 90% of those who are wronged occur to them. The lie lies in the unauthorized editing of the meanings of good and bad in the dictionary.

Six I promise you with my party spirit and personality.

Both things once existed, but there are not many bureaucrats anymore who regard these two things as existing things. Let's talk about personality. I have been sold to the big bureaucrats hundreds of times by bureaucrats, and my sovereignty has long since ceased to belong to me. If it's not yours, what can you use as a guarantee? Are you trying to make fun of big bureaucrats? Do you think that the personality of a big bureaucrat can be your own personality? But have you ever thought about the personality of a big bureaucrat? What you don't have cannot be guaranteed, this is the principle.

Seven If you have any difficulties, just ask.

No more, no more, thank you for your organizational concern. What more can be said? What's the difference between talking and farting at this time? Don’t you have eyes? Don’t you have a brain? Don’t you be right next to me? Don’t you still need me to carry you? Some sociologists translated this famous saying into the Three Kingdoms. When it was translated back to the home country, it was the following sentence: Shut your mouth. Everyone can try it.

8 The organization knows you.

This is a half-sentence and flip-flop lie, mainly for bureaucrats. The so-called half-sentence means that there is something unsaid at the end; the so-called flipping means that you can completely understand the wrong meaning. When ordinary stupid bureaucrats hear this, most of them feel warm in their stomachs and feel less resentful. The actual situation is that I know that you are a fool with no future, no background, no strength, and no idea of ??filial piety. The lie is that the word organization is added to the trick.

9 We must.

You can add whatever words you want at the end. As long as you know a few Chinese characters, you will be fine. Of course, you must not be unable to read the sentence, otherwise the bureaucrats will laugh at you. We often hear that we must achieve such and such goals, we must achieve such and such goals, we must strictly deal with such and such things and people, and we must let such and such people do what they want. etc. The lie lies in two points. One is deliberately using the wrong subject, and the other is using less adverbs. That is, we should be you, and if we should, we should not.

10. Don’t you still believe what the leader said?

Are you just a bureaucracy and still lying to people? Or do bureaucrats lie? Yes, yes, very good. Some experts have explained that bureaucrats are the best liars in the world, and the masters of lies all come from the ranks of the bureaucracy. Some bureaucrats have tried to see if they can trick the sun into becoming a satellite of the earth. Don't think this is nonsense, there are bureaucrats doing this. Most of the five thousand years of history were fabricated by bureaucrats. Why not believe that the bureaucrats can fabricate another five thousand years of history for you? If you believe in the big ones, you should believe in the small ones even more.