Ma Ji Zhao Yan's full version of the cross talk "Bragging" lines
Y: We have a deep understanding that bragging harms the country, the collective and the individual
Z: It's no good
Y: It's no good, and some people continue to brag now
Z: There are still?
Y: someone is bragging. You said you were so capable. Why didn't you blow the flood the other day?
Z: Hey, hey, y: He couldn't blow it.
Z: Right, right, right, right.
Y: It's just bragging.
Z: Then why did he blow it?
Y: just to show himself what? If you are smart, you are better than others.
Z: Yes
Y: That's all.
Z: Are there any such people now?
Y: Yes. Individual.
Z: where is it?
Y: now you are one of them.
Z: hi. No, no, no
Y: Ah
Z: You have to brag. I have no experience
Y: you. Modesty. What? I told you in the past, you are a bragging rookie. Right?
Z: What's up again? No, no, no
Y: Huh?
Z: then I can't compete with you, a veteran altar blower. . .
Y: ha. . . I am a veteran of the altar. Who doesn't know that you are new? Blowing is better than blowing.
Z: then you are an old horse-blowing veteran, one blows two things.
Y: you blow after the Yangtze river and blow before it.
Z: it's not over.
Y: you blow well.
Z: you should really brag. You are far from it.
Y: your true colors are showing. Ah. Can blow (thumbs up)
Z: I tell you, I have been bragging for more than ten years.
Y: ouch. I hope not
Z: aye. . .
Y: more than ten years.
Z: aye. . .
Y: I've only been playing for more than twenty years. Ha. . .
Z: he is longer than me.
Y: what's the matter
Z: let me tell you something
Y: ah
Z: I have a unique skill in bragging
Y: unique skill?
Z: er
Y: I brag, which is a secret recipe handed down from my family.
Z: I brag about the square energy.
Y: I brag about the short energy.
Z: I brag about the ugly energy.
Y: I brag about the dead energy. (blowing)
Z: ha. . . I'm telling you, Y: Ah, Z: Our family is a braggart family. How about
Y: Our family comes from a boastful family. How about
Z: Then our family is a professional braggart. Haha, blow
Y: Our family is a bragging joint venture company.
Z: bragging and joint ventures.
Y: tax-free for three years, blow it, haha. . .
Z: to tell you
Y: ah
Z: our home is a big bragging factory
Y: our home is a bragging Toras
Z: then our home is the bragging center of the world. Where are you still blowing? World center. . .
Y: your center was boasted by our family
Z: it can't be compared, hehe
Y: hehe, how about it, hehe
Z: it's really good of you to brag.
Y: I can't do it.
Z: Oh, my gosh.
Y: I can't brag, hehe.
Z: No, I can't even say cross talk.
Y: You can say cross talk well.
Z: Hey. . . We are both modest again. Well, who doesn't know you? You are a master, a master of authority. (holds up his thumb)
Y: no, no, no, I can't compare with you.
Z: what?
Y: you are a rising star and a representative of new trends. Ha ha. . .
Z: hehe, no, no. Your cross talk is elegant but not vulgar.
Y: ouch, your cross talk is humorous and implicit.
Z: your cross talk is very popular.
Y: your cross talk is a household name.
Z: your cross talk is well known to women and children.
Y: your cross talk is childlike? Ah
Z: Your cross talk is the pearl of oriental art
Y: Ouch, your cross talk belongs to the people of the world.
Z: Your cross talk makes people laugh their heads off.
Y: Your cross talk makes people vomit and let off steam.
Z: Let off medicine?
Y: yes, it's exciting, haha. . .
Z: that can't compare with you.
Y: huh?
Z: your cross talk is very useful.
Y: your cross talk is very useful.
Z: last time in Beijing?
Y: huh?
Z: a factory in the eastern suburb is on fire. Then all the fire departments in the city went and were not rescued. I have no choice but to invite you. After you get there, have a cross talk with the fire, and watch the flame slip down. Come on, it's out. How about it? Ha ha ha. . .
Y: it's blowing endlessly. Can my cross talk still put out the fire?
Z: It's very useful (thumbs up)
Y: That's not as useful as you.
Z: How am I?
Y: Our cream factory in the eastern suburb of Beijing couldn't produce milk, so we went to find him and blew him at the cow.
Z: it's blown?
Y: I said it to the cow. I said a cross talk and moved the cow. Oh, I cried. A test, it's all milk. Crash . . It flowed into the Yangtze River, and then there was a flood.
Z: it's not so big. it's a mess. Supposedly, you Ma Ji can blow too much.
Y: Ma Ji?
Z: you Ma Ji.
Y: where is Ma Ji? Alas, Ma Ji? Old man, are you here?
Z: hey, this boaster can't even find himself.
Y: who is Ma Ji?
Z: you must be Ma Ji.
Y: no, I'm not Ma Ji.
Z: then who are you?
Y: me? Not worth mentioning.
Z: who are you?
Y: I am a little Zhao Yan. Hey, hey, hey, ha ha ha. . .
Z: Zhao Yan is little
Y: Xiao Zhao Yan, I am
Z: You are Zhao Yan, who am I?
Y: oh, I can see that. (clapping hands)
Z: Ah
Y: You are the respected Ma Ji, Mr. Ma Lao. Ok
Z: have we changed?
Y: Oh, Mr. Ma, everyone knows that he is very knowledgeable. Oh, Ma Ji, Mrs. Ma
Z: What?
Y: you can call it a living encyclopedia. hahaha. . . (clapping)
Z: No, I, Ma Ji, can't compete with you, Zhao Yan.
Y: huh?
Z: you are so knowledgeable. as everyone knows, you know everything about astronomy and geography.
Y: no. I, Zhao Yan, saw you in Ma Ji, but it was a drop in the bucket. No
Z: I, Ma Ji, saw you in Zhao Yan, so I stayed away.
Y: I can't. I, Zhao Yan, can't compete with you, Ma Ji. Ha ha
Z: I, Ma Ji, can't compete with you, Zhao Yan.
Y: I'm Zhao Yan.
Z: I'm much worse in Ma Ji.
Y: I Zhao Yan is not a thing.
Z: me. . .
Y: I, Zhao Yan, am not a good person.
Z: hey, hey
Y: I have to die a natural death. I have to feed the dog when I die.
Z: it's ridiculous. How to say it? I scolded it.
Y: hey, hey, blow. Hey hey. . .
Z: that's really strong. come again.
Y: come again
Z: I'll tell you
Y: ah
Z: this time, we're out
Y: I'll blow as you blow.
Z: you can play whatever you want
Y: that's
Z: listen
Y: come on
Z: I'm too capable
Y: I'm much more capable than you
Z: I like smoking. I smoke three boxes at a time.
Y: I like drinking. I drink four and a half tons a meal.
Z: Are we both addicted to drinking to death?
Y: Drink
Z: Let me tell you something.
Y: Well, ah
Z: I don't just eat, drink and have fun.
Y: Ah
Z: I also pay attention to my studies.
Y: Really?
Gnome male-
Y: special function, good good. Ask around, I always eat with my nose. Whew. . . I'm full, hehe
Z: Well, I'll use my armpit to look for minerals.
Y: I use my throat to generate electricity
Z: I can see people through the wall.
Y: I saw your money through the clothes. Hey, hey, hey, hey
Z: I had a high fever last night
Y: I had a high fever last night
Z: I burned worse than you
Z: I burned 69 degrees 8
Y: I burned 74 degrees 6
Z: You didn't die
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Y: you can't compete with me.
Z: what's the matter?
Y: with a kettle on my head, I boiled the water in three minutes.
Z: gas tank.
Y: burn, burn. Hey, hey, hey, hey
Z: I invited someone to dinner last night
Y: I invited someone to dinner last night, too
Z: How can I blow him?
Y: Come on
Z: It's bad after eating
Y: Ah
Z: I swallowed my chopsticks
Y. I bit off a piece of the plate
Y: I ate it and it broke down
Z: Ah, what happened
Y: I bit off a piece of the pressure cooker
Z: I ate it and it broke down
Y: Ah
Z: I bit off this desktop
Y: I ate it and it broke down. Bite
Y: I, I bit off my nose
Z: Ah. . .
Y: bite your nose?
Z: Ah
Y: You can reach it
Z: I bit it from a chair
Y: I haven't heard of it
Z: I'm an old boy
Y: I'm older than you
Z: I went to college at the age of ten
Y: I'm nine years old.
Y: bragging doesn't require tax, so let's brag, hehe
Z: I've been scarred since I was six
Y: I've had forehead wrinkles since I was five
Z: I've been hunched since I was four
Y: I've had a beard since I was three
Z: I'm bald since I was two
. Among his crosstalk works, programs such as Praise of Mountaineering Heroes, Portrait and Looking for Uncle have great influence.
Zhao Yan (April 1951-) was born in Beijing, whose real name was Zhao Dianxie. National first-class actor, crosstalk performer, studied under Ma Ji. In 1968, he went to the countryside and went to the 5th Company of the 32nd Regiment of Heilongjiang Production and Construction Corps of China People's Liberation Army. Worked as an agricultural worker and drove a tractor. He has created and performed folk art programs such as revolutionary stories. In 1976, he went to Beijing to participate in the national Quyi performance, and in the same year he transferred the actors of the Central Radio and Rap Troupe. In 1985, he was awarded the title of Top Ten comedians in China.
References:
Ma Ji _ Baidu Encyclopedia
Zhao Yan _ Baidu Encyclopedia.