Wei Xiaobao: Dear audience, thank you for coming so close and standing so straight to listen to me! It’s so honorable. The person I want to talk about today is Chen Jinnan, the chief helmsman of the Tiandihui. It is said that it is arrogant to call Chen Jinnan a hero if he has never seen him in his life. He is eight feet tall and his waist is also eight feet.

Guest: Wow! Then isn’t he square?

Wei Xiaobao: Square is square, really, I’ll tell you about all the octagonal ones. The name of his martial arts is called the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths Bodhisattva's sheep-head snapping thunderbolt, golden light, thunder and lightning palm. Wherever a palm strikes, within a radius of a hundred miles, all humans, animals, shrimps, scales, and fleas will turn into fly ash!

Guest: Oh, what a disaster! Is this a lie?

Wei Xiaobao: Alas! However, this person’s whereabouts are elusive and elusive, but I have met half of him by chance!

Guest: Either I have met him, or I have never met him. How can I only meet half of him? ?

Wei Xiaobao: Because he only covered half of his face! fool!

Guest: That’s right!

Wei Xiaobao: Haven’t you heard of “still holding the harp and half covering your face”? Have you really never read a book? Stupid pig!

Guest: Huh?

Wei Xiaobao: Hahahahaha, although I only met him half way, I fell in love with him at first sight. Come on, I'll cut off the chicken head, burn the yellow paper, and become sworn brothers with him!

Oogway: Hey! Shut up, you little bastard, you're talking nonsense, and we've lost all business!

Wei Xiaobao: Huh? They voluntarily gathered here to listen to my story, which is a good thing!

Turtle: Are you talking about a good thing? Your sister also works here! There are no customers here, so you can only eat dirt!

Wei Xiaobao: Huh? Eating soil is good for the body and mind, so I’ll leave it to you!

Turtle: Huh? Tell me to eat dirt, and I'll take care of you!

Extended information:

Plot synopsis of "The Deer and the Cauldron"——

"The Deer and the Cauldron" is a martial arts comedy adapted from Jin Yong's novel. The film is directed by Wang Jing and co-starred by Stephen Chow, Ng Man-tat, Wan Siu-lun, Brigitte Lin, Michelle Reis, Yuen Jieying, Qiu Shuzhen, Chen Derong and others.

In the early Qing Dynasty, Emperor Kangxi was still young, and treacherous ministers controlled the political power, and the people were in dire straits. "Tiandihui" is a non-governmental organization that overthrew the Qing Dynasty. Chen Jinnan (played by Liu Songren), the leader of the "Tiandihui", was rescued by Wei Xiaobao (played by Zhou Xingchi) in an operation. Xiaobao joined the Tiandihui and was sent to the palace as an undercover agent to steal forty-two secrets containing the secrets of the Qing Dynasty. Zhang Jing.

The clever and clever Xiaobao soon became the confidant of the emperor (played by Wen Zhaolun) and became a senior official. Xiaobao was caught in a dilemma. He had to perform a mission but also became a good friend with the emperor. Just when Xiaobao wanted to escape, Master Chen Jinnan also found him and sent people to monitor him when he returned to the palace. Soon, Xiaobao was hunted by the Obai Alliance and the false queen mother, and fought with the people of the Tiandihui.