1. The world has all the five flavors. Thank you for the sweetness you gave me.

2. Thanks to your presence, I have liked you for many years.

3. I spent the first half of my life wandering around and the second half of my life making soup for you.

4. I want to hold your hand and toast all the guests.

5. I count on my fingers that you will still like me for many years.

6. Your shy smile is so harmonious.

7. I like that there are stars in your eyes when you look at me.

8. You go your way, and I will go yours.

9. Now I understand that a weekend without you is not a weekend.

10. Spring comes and summer goes, autumn harvests and winter hides, we have a long future.

11. Being liked by you is a great happiness.

12. You are so beautiful because you have me in your eyes.

13. The state officials will set fire to you and not allow you to leave me.

14. If I don’t think about progress, I miss you.

15. I have been pursuing spring all my life, and that’s it when you smile. .

16. Don’t be sad, the kite has the wind, the dolphin has the sea, and you still have me. .

17. If the tiger doesn’t show off its power, just think of me...just be my boyfriend. .

18. You watched a movie and I watched you. .

19. Time is the pen, lovesickness is the ink, and everything between the lines is you. .

20. Your eyes are shining when I mention it.

21. When the fallen leaves return to their roots, I belong to you.

22. Fortunately, my longing for you is silent. I am afraid that it will be deafening to you. A short sentence about frost on Douyin

A short sentence about frost on Douyin (Part 1)

1. The sky is cold and frosty, and it is late autumn and the fallen leaves are yellow. I care about my friends and miss them a lot, and I earnestly remind them to add more clothes. The frost season has arrived in winter. May your happiness be as blooming as chrysanthemums, good luck be as fragrant as begonias, and happiness be as long as autumn water.

2. The withered flowers hide their fragrance, and the leaves turn yellow during the frost season. An autumn rain brings a chill, and greetings from friends warm my heart. The text message reminds you to stay healthy, do more exercise and keep warm. Make sure you eat and drink to nourish your lungs, and remember to wear more clothes during the cool autumn weather. Wish you a happy frost!

3. The weather is getting colder, autumn is stained with frost, add clothes and enjoy it to warm your heart. With my blessing, you will not be afraid of the cold weather when frost comes. I wish frost will bring blessings from the sky, good luck, and everything will go well without worries!

4. Frost falls on the earth, cooling thousands of rivers and mountains. Warm greetings are sent to you. May you enjoy peace alone. The autumn cold is miserable, but the blessings are full of happiness. The smile is not afraid of the frost, and the clothes are warm and carefree. Frost is coming, please keep warm, friends.

5. System prompt: Your friendship system has not been checked for days, and there are loopholes. It is recommended that you immediately optimize friendship and speed up relationships, click one-click repair (write text message content: Frost is coming, pay attention to cold protection Keep warm), stand-alone confirmation (send)

6. Frost has fallen, the temperature has dropped, add clothes to keep warm and healthy; frost has fallen, cold frost has fallen from the sky, warm sunshine can warm the body and heart; frost has fallen. Today, I wish you: a warm body and a warm heart, happiness and warmth, peace and health, and good things!

7. Although everyone is very busy, they are not alienated because of time; although everyone is running around, there is no Forgotten because of space. Frost comes again at the beginning of autumn. Although the season has changed, my concern has not changed: it’s cold, take care of yourself!

8. The grass has withered, but friendship is full; the leaves have withered, but my thoughts are still strong; it’s cold, Friendship is warm; when frost comes, blessings arrive in time; when frost comes, I wish you happiness and good health, and don’t forget to add clothes when the weather is cold!

9. Put on the gloves of happiness and seize a lot of good luck. . Put on the coat of peace and catch the many good fortunes. Put on a warm scarf and embrace the many blessings. I wish you all the best and a happy Frost Festival.

10. When the frost falls, the flowers in the spring forest fall to the ground, and they are haggard for a while. When the leaves fall back to their roots, how can it be clear that God’s will is clear?

May your heart be bright and peaceful, and may your family be blessed with good health and longevity. Although the blessings are small, the affection is strong, and I wish you good health during the frost season.

11. The frost is not cold because you are by my side. You are my "little sun", kissing me to warm me and shining on me; I am your "warm clothes", sticking to you closely and caringly. My dear, I wish you a warm mood, joy and happiness!

12. I condense my blessings for you into frost and cover them quietly on your doors and windows. May my blessings drive away the cold and bring you warmth. Pay attention to add clothes during the frost, I wish you health and happiness!

13. Today’s frost brings good luck and wealth, peace and happiness, happiness and health, I will notify you via text message, and I will be the first to take you Arriving at the place of descent, good luck and good things will come in pairs from now on, you will feel happy and relaxed, and wander happily!

14. There is a hero in the legend. His sword is very cold, his hands are cold, and his heart is very cold, so he It’s so cold! This story tells us: It’s time to put on more clothes when autumn comes! It’s frosty today, eat something good to keep out the cold!

15. In summer, I opened a card for you, and you can put on those days All the excess calories are saved, and you can withdraw them in small amounts, and you can withdraw them when the frost begins, plus interest and dividends, to keep you warm through the winter and keep you warm every day!

16. The day of frost is bitter and hesitant, for blessings It hurts my heart, I want to give you a gift, but I don’t know why I feel panic; I want to treat you to a meal, but I don’t know why I am thinking about it. After thinking about it, I realized that there was a disaster in my pocket! I pooled my financial resources to express my blessings, and sent a text message to express my heart! I wish my friends good health, add more clothes during the frost, and don’t catch cold! Happy frost season.

17. As long as the frost lasts, so will my blessings. As long as the time lasts, so will my thoughts. As many stars as there are, so will my happiness. There is no end, and may your happiness never end!

18. The frost-stained earth contains vitality, the frost flowers are crystal clear and beautiful, the frost stamens bloom to show ambition, the frost mist fills the heart, and the frost is delicate. The frosty evening brings back memories. May you take advantage of the beauty of memories in the frosty season to be full of ambition, have delicate feelings, and reveal your vitality. Happy frost. A short sentence about frost on Douyin (Part 2)

19. The sky is filled with dancing frost and flowers, which indicates the cold temperature in late autumn. I quickly sent text messages over the airwaves, asking my relatives to put on more clothes. Happiness falls from the sky and the silver flowers bloom, and the mist rises so auspiciously. Frost is coming, may your loved ones be in good health and smile every day!

20. Warm friendship is soaked in longing, warm concern reveals sincerity, gentle feelings are wrapped in longing, heart-warming greetings are mixed with blessings, Frost is falling , I hope the warm words will bring you endless happiness and happy frost!

21. When the frost comes, I will make fragrant tea for you with the white dew I collected; I will give you the warm sunshine of the autumnal equinox I collected. Warm yourself up; I will collect the cold dew and wind to sweep away your boredom and tiredness; I wish you success and happiness in the frosty days, hard work, happy career, and everything goes well!

22. In the frosty season, My text message is like Santa Claus delivering gifts on Christmas Eve. What he left behind is not only a text message, but also my deep blessing to you. I don’t ask for anything in return, I just hope you can be happy every day!

23. Leaves are the chips of longing, the wind is the silent greeting, the rain is the nourishing sweet spring, the clouds are the flowing scenery, the water is the carrier of tenderness, the dream is the wings of imagination, and the frost is the condensation of care. The frost has arrived, wishing all is well.

24. Silent thoughts are the sweetest, and ordinary greetings are the warmest. In the fresh sound of frost, may you be a hundred times more energetic, twice as healthy, and revel in happiness! Frost is coming, I wish you health and a happy mood!

25. Frost, falling, "two butterflies", "Two little bees" and "two tigers", they are flying towards you together, please don't be afraid, ha, they are blessing you. May your love and career fly together; may your life be happy and sweet; may your dreams, big and small, be as powerful as a tiger!

26. Frost has fallen, joy has fallen, happiness has fallen, and your heart is in full bloom; beauty has fallen, sweetness has fallen, and happiness is endless; auspiciousness has fallen. Good luck, auspicious stars are shining; friends airborne greetings, friendship continues.

May you be happy and in a good mood!

27. During the frost season, there is a lot of fog, and the wind blows in the morning and evening. The body is cold, and the care is always in my heart. Every day of frost and day of cold: the frost is coming, please keep warm and wear clothes. I wish you a happy frost season. !

28. I let the Yangtze River send you my thoughts, let the Yellow River send you blessings, let Mount Tai send you happiness, and let the Great Wall send you peace. My dear, you are on the road, too. From my heart, wishing you a pleasant journey.

29. In the frost season, there is a big distribution of true feelings. I send you a "wishing tree" by text message. It is full of: pistachios, lucky plums, rich dates, happy peaches, prosperous chrysanthemums, and auspicious flowers. . Anyone who receives this message and eats the wishing fruit will be healthy and prosperous throughout the winter!

30. Sing a blessing, write a frost painting, and happiness will bloom all over the place, covering a green tile. , ***Drink a cup of tea, look at the autumn crescent moon, in the frost season, harvest a light joy, a little leisure, and a lifetime of happiness.

31. Late autumn has arrived, the weather has turned cooler, and the frost has arrived. Put on more clothes to protect yourself from the cold, keep your body healthy, and stay away from diseases. Supplement vitamin C, eat mutton, as the frost will replenish you, and you will be energetic; send text messages, Express concern, good friend, keep in touch!

32. We have a great Communist Party, the red sun rises in the east and shines in all directions, and the warm sun warms the body and heart; although it is frost today, we are not afraid of the cold Despite the wind and waves, your steps are still strong despite your hard work; the Party sends you happy sculls to sail to a happy place. May you have the escort of the Party and be happy and healthy forever!

33. Dew turns to frost, the weather turns cold, so add clothes in time Don't catch cold; the cold wind blows, the autumn leaves are floating, and the heavenly stem advises you to drink more soup; the autumn frost comes, blessings come, and happiness rushes into your heart; the frost comes, may happiness come to you!

34. The frosty water wishes you a clear heart and a comfortable mood; the frosty ice wishes you a firm will and a broad mind; the frosty snow wishes you a radiant face and eternal youth; the frosty mist wishes you amiability, freedom and ease; the frosty wind wishes you You have smooth sailing and a long journey; I wish you success in your career and fame all over the world. Frost is coming and the weather is getting cooler. Remember to protect yourself from the cold. I sincerely wish you a good sleep and a great body.

35. The autumn wind turns our hopes yellow, the autumn rain dampens our imagination, the autumn frost condenses a night of hesitation, and our affectionate forest grows into a tall poplar tree. The frost is coming, my beloved, put up our arms to block the wind and frost of boredom and distress. I wish you always swim in the ocean of happiness.

36. The weather is getting colder in late autumn, the flu virus is spreading, the seasons are changing, and the climate is changing. Don’t wait for prevention work. Caring for friends will never change. Greetings and text messages send warmth. My dear friend, frost has fallen and the weather is cold. Keep warm! A short sentence about frost on Douyin (Part 3)

37. On frost day, the cold air surrounds you, and the greetings come from thousands of miles away; the frost is like snow, the leaves are withered, and the thoughts are like the sun shining high; the wild geese Flying south, winter is coming, and blessings bring relief from the cold. Frost is here, I wish you good health, happiness and carefree!

38. Frost is here and you are busy with maintenance: blessings turn into hand cream, hold happiness and auspiciousness, and wave away worries and melancholy; care is all over you The window locks the sweet dreams and sleeps peacefully, opens the hope and smiles joyfully. Wish you a happy frost.

39. The river brings yearning for the mountains, the blue sky feels the care of the clouds, the breeze whispers softly at night, and the frost descends on the earth to carry my warning: Autumn is dry and irritable, pay attention to your health! Best wishes Happy frost season!

40. The frost is falling gently, and the winter sun is slowly approaching; the green leaves are slightly yellow, and the weather is getting cooler; wear more clothes when going out to prevent colds; the pace of life is fast, don’t forget to exercise; and you need to eat well Adjust and feel comfortable; frost is coming, I wish you happiness and health!

41. Frost is coming, the temperature is dropping, -1, -2, -3... but my concern is heating up 1, 2, 3... 98, 99... Don’t think about it anymore, the water will boil! I wish you a happy frost and always happiness!

42. Several autumn winds bring preparations, and a little autumn rain washes away sorrow; I send my greetings with deep affection, and I hope you will smile with Frost's Descent; my thoughts and blessings will not stop, and my friendship will become thicker and thicker; when the weather is cold, don't forget to put on more clothes, happiness will always be with you!

43. Today's Frost, Frost's Descent The troubles and sorrows in the heart are gone, and joy and joy come; the fatigue and illness of the body are frosted, and comfort and health come; the twists and turmoil of life are frosted, and peace and comfort come; I wish you: peace, happiness, and health , happiness!

44. The autumn rain is lingering, the cold wind is blowing in the mind and body, and the frost at the end of the month is more obvious. Please pay attention to keeping warm for your health. The frost has arrived and the cold winter is about to come. My friends are more sincere and caring, and their blessings are always heartwarming!

45. What should I do when the frost comes? Suddenly I miss you so much, but I don’t dare to call you, so Text you quietly. In this frosty day, I want you to take a long vacation for yourself, less stress, more smoothness; add more clothes, less coldness; more warmth, less coldness; more happiness, less sadness; more health, less coldness. Disease; happiness and health, always with you!

46. The moonlight is cool, the white dew is frost, in late autumn, the temperature drops sharply, and before you know it, frost has fallen. Warm greetings, send them in time, go to bed early and get up early, exercise Body, keep warm, health first, eat properly, work regularly, forget your worries, depend on each other for happiness, in the frost season, happiness is with you.

47. The snow thickens again and again, the green pines are tall and unyielding, and the cold wind blows frequently, but the wintersweet is still standing upright. May the green pine become a coat of blessing, bring you the pride of wintersweet, and breathe happily in winter. Be extremely happy every day!

48. The frost flowers are like snow flakes, crystal clear and loved by everyone. Send a piece of love to the world, reminding you to add clothes to keep warm; send a piece of love to the world, and the care of relatives and friends will keep you warm. The frost is coming, and my blessings come to you with the frost. I wish you good health and happiness!

49. The gentle autumn wind brings my affection, the fluttering autumn leaves bring my thoughts, the rustling autumn cold brings my reminder, and the frost is coming. I wish you to take care of yourself. , I wish you good health, peace, happiness, and all the best in the coming frost.

50. Today is the frost, and the four stars of fortune, wealth, longevity, and happiness fall from the sky. The fortune star brings you good luck in pairs, the fortune star brings you utilitarian fame, and the longevity star brings you peace and health. Happy stars help bring you happiness and joy, and the four-star *** wishes you: happiness that lasts forever!

51. When frost comes, text messages call; affectionate feelings surround you, blessings are announced; happy hugs, happy and reliable; auspicious and pretty , good luck shrouds; wishful thinking, happy smile. Wish: Happy Frost!

52. Frost has arrived, the weather has turned cold, ants are preparing food for the winter, frogs are preparing to hibernate, and the geese are flying to the warm south.

Dear friend, what are you waiting for? It’s time for you to add more clothes. I hope you take good care of yourself, take care of your body, and live a happy life!

53. The frost is coming suddenly, the weather is getting faster, and the temperature is a bit bad. Go out Pay more attention, don’t forget to bring your coat, remember to drink plenty of water, and be sure to cover yourself with a quilt. The most important thing is to ensure your health. Stay healthy and welcome the winter!

54. The autumn wind sweeps away the fallen leaves; look, the autumn leaves are dancing in the wind; smell , Autumn fruits are full of fragrance; chant, autumn rain bursts; welcome, frost comes quietly; wish, health is lifelike! A short sentence about frost on Douyin (Part 4)

55. Wear more in frost weather Wear clothes to protect knees and joints, prevent colds, and keep your body healthy and in a good mood. I am a caring little nurse, reminding you that the weather is cold and you should take care of your family's health. Happy frost season.

56. Frost is the eighteenth solar term among the twenty-four solar terms, and it is also the last solar term of autumn. In this solar term that alternates between autumn and winter, autumn is really the time when the vegetation is at its thickest. It begins to wither and turn yellow, and only the maple leaves are more proud of the frost. Although the autumn is cold and warm at the moment, the maple leaves turn half of the sky red. In the frosty late autumn, I send you my warm blessings

57. The snowflakes flying in the sky, the branches covered with silver, the snow-covered earth, the men and women walking hand in hand, what a romantic winter! Although it has never been like this before Experience is the truest hope! So I like the cold winter that most people don’t like!

58. Frost is coming, the temperature is dropping, prevent colds, wear more clothes, exercise more, stay healthy, greetings to you , blessings are flying, and I hope every friend who reads this message will be happy!

59. The frost has fallen, the fog is hazy, and it is the cold early winter again; the geese return south, the maple leaves are red, and I miss my friends in my chest; at night The moon is long, the moon is cold, and the warmth and care are around you; the weather is cold, pay attention to your health, and wish you a happy frost!

60. The days are getting colder, but your care never decreases, and sincere care is not given on special days. , but a natural expression, just like this frost, which comes unexpectedly; it’s cold, keep warm, and wish you a happy frost!

61. Frost falls quietly, and the cold wind blows gently. Cold autumn is getting colder, and the cold nights are getting longer. When the weather is cold, put on more clothes and don’t feel desolate. Frost is coming in a blink of an eye, and greetings are by my side. Warmth is sent to the heart, and good luck is unstoppable!

62. Chrysanthemums are yellow, and frost is coming; when the weather turns cold, they prevent colds; royal jelly, moisturizes the lungs and intestines; American ginseng, warms and strengthens; osmanthus decoction, cures coughs; Less spicy, more nutritious; more nourishing, more soup; enough sleep, happy heart. Wish you good health!

63. Don’t be afraid of the dark night, it’s the time before the light. Don’t be afraid of the cold, it’s the rhythm before the warmth. Don’t be afraid of the thorns, it’s the direction before the flatness. Frost, don’t be afraid of loneliness. , that is the blessing of friends waiting to be passed on.

64. The smoke is curling, the air is crisp in autumn; the weather is cool, and frost is coming; the wind is thin, and thoughts are flying; the leaves are fluttering, and happiness is blooming; the water is vast, and good luck is long; the dew is cold, so add some clothes ; The fog is long, and the love is flying; the words are light, I wish you good health!

65. Frost precipitation returns to the valley, and the wind falls and the trees return to the mountains. As the years pass by, everything returns to its original state. The love will last forever, you will add more clothes to me. He also tastes his heart and mouth, and thinks quietly to himself. The weather is cool, the love is warm, and the greetings are at your fingertips. Friends across thousands of mountains, send text messages to wish you good health!

66. Wild geese fly from the north to the south, the beginning of winter has arrived, thousands of trees have withered, and it becomes more and more desolate. Keep warm and keep yourself away from the cold. The truth must be followed, blessings have been sent, accept the true love, text messages Although it is short, the friendship is strong, healthy and happy, and you can survive the cold winter!

67. The frost is coming, and my blessings are with you; I wish you: happiness and joy, happiness and sweetness, Career and wealth both decline, glory and good luck both decline, fortune and health both decline! Happy frost!

68. Frost is coming. Winter is coming, the air is solemn and cold, and the dew turns into frost morning. The ground is full of snow, which soothes people's hearts. The leaves of flowers, plants and trees are all yellow. The flowers of friendship are fragrant in the cold. Don't forget to put on more clothes when the weather is cold. It's more auspicious to be kind and cherish yourself. Intimate greetings warm your heart, and you may live a happy and healthy life.

Frost's Descent wishes all my friends happiness!

69. Thousands of trees and leaves are all green and yellow, and the flowers of friendship are fragrant in the cold wind. People miss you more in late autumn. Frost's Descent comes and I send you my wishes. A true love is in my heart, and I send you a silent text message to protect the frost. It's cold, frost has fallen, and the weather is getting cold. Remember to add clothes to keep warm, and happiness will last forever.

70. Autumn comes with the fragrance of chrysanthemums, and the frost turns the leaves yellow. Winter is getting colder, and people know the warmth and coldness. The seasons change, and human feelings are kept in mind. No matter where you are, our friendship will last forever. I wish my friends a happy Frost's Day!

71. When Frost's Day comes, I will crush my care into pear and give it to you to moisten your lungs, and my advice into a cotton-padded jacket. Warm you out from the cold, and boil blessings into hot soup to warm you up! I hope you always have good health and spend this autumn healthily and happily!

72. The coolness of the weather blends into the fragrance of chrysanthemums; autumn The frost of the sun touches the window of a person's heart. You can't express all kinds of love with a cup of mellow wine. You can only use short words to express your concern: the cold weather brings more clothes! Let's talk about a classic line that is very popular on Douyin

1. I am a very vulgar person. When I see a mountain, I see it as a mountain, when I see a sea, I see it as a sea, and when I see a flower, I see it as a flower. Only when I see you, the sea of ??clouds begins to surge, the river tide begins to surge, and the small tentacles of insects scratch the itch of the whole world. You don’t need to open your mouth, I and everything in the world will rush to you.

2. If one day you put on a suit and become someone else's groom, I won't mention the madness you once had. If one day I put on a wedding dress and become someone else's bride, marrying you will still be my original dream.

3. After confirming my eyes, I have met the right person.

4. I had a dream. In the dream, you grew long hair and we grew old together.

5. In front of you is the journey you came from, and when you look back you are meeting people again. How many things can be taken care of, so why bother with worries.

6. Silence is a person’s biggest cry. Smile is a person's greatest disguise.

7. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

8. I don’t blame you for not accompanying me to the end, and I don’t blame fate for breaking up our relationship. I just hope that you will take good care of yourself every day in the future.

9. If you miss me, come back. I'm free tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. As long as you miss me, I'm free every day.

10. I admit that I went to nightclubs, but I couldn’t stand it once I entered. There are actually no books and no ocean of knowledge in it. Those people were so rude and seemed to be hanging out.

11. I think it is actually very difficult to meet someone who makes your heart flutter, likes you, and is quite suitable. So I just advise young people today not to let go of your partner’s hand easily. Sometimes if we persevere, maybe the two of us will slowly get better and better.

12. There will always be people who say good things about you, and there will always be people who say bad things about you, but as long as you behave with a clear conscience, you don’t have to be obsessed with other people’s judgments. There is no need to look at other people's eyes, and there is no need to blindly please others, as that will only make your life very tiring. The most popular Douyin jokes with homophones that are very sweet and sultry

The most popular Douyin jokes with homophones that are very sweet and sultry Part 1

1. I am a little sheep , I had my hair cut today and I lost my hair.

2. When Yang Guo was poisoned, Ouyang Feng detoxified him and said to Xiao Longnu: Don’t look at me just suppressing the itch. Xiao Longnu received: Green... the green grass also becomes more fragrant for me?

3. Kai’s father on the bottom lane has entered the tower, so he can’t go down the tower! What her? Defend, defend from going down the tower. Can't let go.

4. That day, the light next to the bedroom at home was flashing. I called the maintenance technician. What question did he ask? I said: "The light next to the bedroom is too bright" He said: "Catch the vine of love?"

5. Don't love me, there will be no results, I have many things and I love to do things.

6. I went to buy Roujiamo and asked the boss to add more spicy food. As soon as I took a bite, it fell to the ground and was stained with mud. I cried. It turns out that this is called "spicy buns like mud."

7. Do you have an English name for being so bad, Paul, because Paul is so bad (Korchagin)

8. Xu Xian bought a hat for his wife , why does White Lady’s head feel so heavy after wearing it? Because that’s a peaked cap!

9. You don’t even reply to my messages, so what are you replying to? Twice-cooked pork?

10. When I was fourteen years old, I caught a cicada, and I thought I had caught the whole summer. Unexpectedly, the cicada said: "I can't say that I hate it, but I just like it at all?

11. If you don’t even add my WeChat account, what will you add, Canada?

12. “What will happen if you put a pear and a grain of rice in the refrigerator? "Don't leave me!"

13. When the emperor returned from a private visit incognito, the empress dowager asked, "Are my sons tired from this trip?" The emperor was shocked and said, "My...my name is lilei?"

14. My old colleague Dingding’s signature read “God is a girl.” I asked him why he was so artistic, and he said it was “God is unfair.”

15. I am a weight-loss medicine. I can make people lose weight. I am not heavy on medicine. I am not heavy on medicine.

16. A pineapple went to get a haircut. He sat there for a long time and the barber never gave him a haircut, so he said: "Take care of me" (angrily coaxing the subject's eyes)

17. One day the elephant ate ice cream. He ate a lot of ice cream and the more he ate, the more he felt like vomiting. Then the mouse said, "The elephant is tired of the elephant."

18. He was so hungry, so he had to hold his fist and hit his own stomach to help himself vent his hunger.

19. If you don’t even talk about love, then what are you talking about? Are you talking about getting crow’s feet?

20. "That girl, she has apple muscles, and her smile is very natural." "What you are saying is that girls with Android phones have a lag when they smile." Douyin is super popular, very sweet and flirty Human homophonic jokes part 2

21. Stir-fry chicken and porridge together, and you will get a bowl of fried chicken and porridge~

22. Prawns and clams were tested at the same time 100%, the teacher asked Xia whose copy you copied, Xia said: "I copied the clam." The teacher said: "You are so good."

23. If a girl does something bad, then God I'll send you a guy when I'm angry.

24. If Ouyang Xiu can't do it, go find Wang Zhiqian.

25. The martial arts leader was forced into a corner by him, covering his wounds and slumped on the ground, waiting for him to raise the knife and drop it, but he withdrew the knife, knelt on the ground, and murmured in pain. : "She has already left... Even if I rule the world... so what..." The leader of the martial arts alliance endured the severe pain and said hoarsely: "A bucket of paste... can post many photos of Xunren. Notice..."

26. I had a stomachache in the middle of the night. I said, "Wei, can you calm down?" The stomach said, "My name is not Wei, my name is Chu Yuxun."

27. Zhang Fei escorted Liu Bei back to Jingzhou. Unexpectedly, he was ambushed by Cao Cao's army on the way. Liu Bei fled in a panic. When he encountered a cliff on the road, Zhang Fei shouted, "Lord, rein in your horse!" Liu Bei: I am happy to be your mother!

28. "What book did you buy?" "Programming." "C or Java" "Shen Congwen"

29. While I was eating, the power went out, so I quickly took a few bites. During the meal, the light suddenly turned on, and I exclaimed, could this be the legendary "Pala La" light?

30. If you don’t even add me on WeChat, why would you add Pirates of the Caribbean?

31. I was on an island recently, and my friend asked me which island I was on. I was on the Poverty Island.

32. Doraemon has no neck because he cares about hygiene, because his blue neck has mud.

33. I accidentally touched my knee when I just went out. It’s so painful. It’s so painful. Did you hear that? It’s such a pity.

34. If you don’t even kiss me, why are you kissing me? Tsingtao beer?

35. The animal you shouldn’t mess with is the orangutan, because he beats his chest.

36. Be sure to have a midnight snack before going to bed, so as not to have hungry dreams.

37. One day the little duck was reading a book. The mother duck said to close the book after dinner, close it, close it, did you hear it?

38. "I have a surprising job." "What?" "Digging lotus roots."

39. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother about the pot What was steaming in it? My mother laughed without saying a word. Finally, I couldn't help but lift the lid, and it turned out that what was steaming was boredom.

40. The little rabbit planted a fruit tree in the spring. When she went to see it in the fall, she murmured, "No fruit, no fruit." Part 3 of Douyin’s super popular, very sweet and sultry homophone jokes

41. If you don’t even think about me, what are you thinking about? Do you want to die?

42. Usually good-looking girls can get things done by acting coquettishly, but I have to rely on threats.

43. Bowl and chopsticks are good friends. When the bowl dies, the chopsticks are very sad and say: Wan is safe.

44. The difference between female celebrities and me is that they don’t eat even when they are hungry, but I eat even when I’m not hungry.

45. If you don’t even coax me, then who are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?

46. Wearing AirPods all day long will affect your love luck, because AirPods do not have an audio cable.

47. This is a pencil. This is a pen. You are my baby.

48. Boys nowadays are really interesting. They talk about showing off when watching a movie with a girl. I am in class with more than fifty girls. Did I say anything?

49. The mother sparrow heard the little sparrow: "What hairstyle do you want to wear today, baby?" The little sparrow said: "Chirp~"

50. Teacher: What is four plus one? Xiao Ming: It’s equal to six minus one. Teacher: Why do you still say this when you know the answer? Xiao Ming: Because we young people don’t talk about five (martial arts)

51. A little duck tried to align itself with the duck in front of it, but it couldn’t align no matter how hard it ran. Not even.

52. The door handle of grandma’s house is very thick, and there is a noise when opening the door. Later, when I asked, I found out that it is called a thick door.

53. Hello, I want a cup of pumpkin almond milk. No melons, no apricots, no dew, but Nanren.

54. Once upon a time, there was a little pig who planted a strawberry and a mango. The strawberry grew very slowly, so the little pig said to the strawberry, "You can't do it, Berry, you can't do it."

55. One day, the boy was wiping the table and accidentally wiped two ants to death. A little ant came. The boy asked it: "Little ant, where are your parents?" said the little ant. : "You wiped it out"

56. My friends have been persuading me to marry a rich man. It's funny. Please stop persuading me, okay? Go and persuade the rich, I am willing!

57. It doesn’t matter if you are tall. When you meet me, do you still have to bend down and talk to me?

58. The dragon thanks the crab for cooking it, and the kindness is the crab's kindness to the dragon.

59. I am a condensed milk bun and I lost my temper today.

60. If you don’t even coax me, then why are you coaxing? Hong Shixian?