1. I did sincerely like you, and I thought about taking you to see the first snow in the Forbidden City every year, and the coastline of Alaska. I was willing to share the autumn with you, and I was willing to sleep with you in the county pavilion. Looking at the tide, the red-carpeted auditorium, and the misty wilderness, I have wanted to enjoy it with you. I have imagined living with you until we are gray-haired and old, sharing our pillows. , until death.

2. I really don’t like you now. The station is in disrepair for a long time, the bricks and tiles in Jiangnan are cracked, and the passion of not hitting the south wall and not looking back has cooled down. Sorry, let's just say goodbye. My love goes to other girls. I will never see you again in this life, and we will never meet again in the mountains and rivers.

3. When I miss someone badly, I also think about it lightly. Like a traveler who has been hungry for many days, he smells the smoke but knows that it is not his own.

4. Giving up on someone is not as difficult as you think. It often only happens in a moment. At that moment, you suddenly feel: Forget it. It's like a game you've been playing for a long time. You log in every day, go up to fight monsters, gain experience, and form a group with your teammates. Wait until one day, and you suddenly feel, forget it, it’s boring, I won’t play anymore. Maybe I really won’t play again. Because you are tired and have no sense of expectation. The same goes for feelings. Expectations are fading and disappointment is accumulating. I was expecting you to look back at me, but forget it, you have brought me too much disappointment and I don’t want to wait any longer.

5. Many things are like this. You can't let it go, just because you haven't saved enough to be disappointed.

6. Loneliness and noise are unbearable. If I must endure it, I would rather choose to be alone.

7. The strong wind blows from east to west, from north to south, ignoring the night and dawn. What exactly do you mean by dawn.

8. In the end, what we remember is not the attack of the enemy, but the silence of the friend.

9. Today, I am still asleep at five o'clock in the morning. For this I apologize to the people waiting at the train station.

10. The sun sets and the east wind blows deep into the courtyard. The embroidered curtain returns to Yan in a downturn. The chic little screen and charming face are like seeing her for the first time in front of a lamp.

11. I walk on the fork in the road that I have to face every day. I miss the simple and beautiful little happiness in the past. Love always makes people cry and makes people feel unsatisfied. The sky is big but I can’t see clearly, so lonely. .

12. Who you care about is up to you. Who cares about you, it doesn’t matter what you say, time has the final say.

13. The evil in the world is almost always caused by ignorance. Uninformed good intentions can do as much damage as sin.

14. To be honest, I want you to be happy now. After all, there is no point in waiting until you are thirty to buy the dress you liked when you were eighteen.

15. The worst part of lying is when the people you love believe your lies.

16. I didn’t want to run today, so I ran. This is the way of thinking of long-distance runners.

17. You see, how strange the world is. If you don't get the person you like, you won't cherish it if you get it. If you are together, you will doubt it, if you lose it, you will miss it. If you miss it, you will want to see it, but if you meet it, it will be too late. His whole life is full of regrets.

18. Recently, there is no relationship that I particularly want to maintain, no motivation to work hard, and nothing I particularly want to get. Everything is very dull. Those who approach do not resist, and those who leave do not stay. I don’t bother to care about the loss.

19. I have seen heavy rain in the desert, I have seen the sea kissing sharks, I have seen the dusk chasing the dawn, but I have never seen you.

20. I have only one request. If I am still me by then, don’t reject me, be friends with me, and be gentle and don’t hurt me intentionally.

21. I also like the mood of pursuing gentleness, warmth, mutual attraction, and living hard.

22. The moon in the sea is the moon in the sky, and the person in front of you is your sweetheart. The ordinary mind is the mind of an onlooker, but the human being is the actor in the play.

23. Dreams have an absurd reality, and reality has a real absurdity.

24. I live in a wonderful waiting, waiting for any future.

25. We always like to let nature take its course to deal with the thorns and bumps on the road of life, but we rarely admit that the real letting nature take its course is actually doing our best and not forcing it, rather than using both hands. A pile of inaction.

26. I used to hate the four words I asked for but could not get, and it was so embarrassing and bitter that it was hard to describe it to others. Later, when I experienced what I asked for and what I didn’t ask for, I could only smile and say that life is like this.

27. I always thought that the antonym of love was not to love, but now I understand that the antonym of love is forgetting. I will never forget you because I have always loved you.

28. There are too many polar opposites in the world. Likes and dislikes between you and me are nothing but lights on both sides of the Taiwan Strait. Just like you like to hold flowers and smile, and I like to spend the night drinking. You like the vastness of the desolate desert, but I prefer the witheredness that is so poetic.

29. The heart is like a vast maze, thousands of miles away, in which there is no boat that can ferry people across, and no one can help except oneself.

30. The long-awaited reply always arrives when the recipient is leaving. Those beautiful and stunning ancient sentences

1. Time is like smoke, and the flowers on the road are low and graceful. The peach blossoms are partially dyed, I admire the paintings lightly, miss the beauty, and lean against the east wall. Turn around, be in a trance, and for a moment, it is unbearable to see, and the passing of time is everywhere where the wind passes. The waves swaying under the Xiling Bridge, a journey of mist and rain meet, a flick of a ball meets, a flick of the pipa at the end of the world, a lifetime into the picture of you chanting poems at night. Even if we first meet you, it will extend to our youth. I will love you for a thousand years and hold your hand for a thousand years.

2. The last look back on the Naihe Bridge turned the last trace of nostalgia for the mortal world into two lines of clear tears on the pale cheeks. Tears flowed into Meng Po's soup, and the three living stones were placed in front of me. The past and present life, and the many reincarnations appeared before my eyes. Thousands of generations were frozen, and thousands of years of loneliness were lost. At that moment, they all returned to silence. No matter how we parted in the past life, no matter how we meet in this life, no matter how we meet again in the next life. Life is like a dream, full of twists and turns.

3. The love in this life is worthy of the longing, and the flowers shed tears when they leave. Don't look back, you are so carefree and carefree just to get drunk on your beauty. If the love is not so deep that I can't help myself, how can I turn my heart as cold as frost? I will just warm a pot of longing and drink up the past; wandering around the world, just for the beauty's smile, but not all these thoughts, let me People's hearts are broken! If it's true, if it's false; I'm crazy, I'm laughing.

4. You are there in the world of mortals, and I am there in the world of mortals. That word that has been tossed around in my heart thousands of times, there are dreams on this shore and no worries on the other shore. A flower blooms, a dream of this life. A flower withers, a thought follows the wind. The clouds are in the sky and you are in my heart.

5. The wind fills the building, the moon is shy, the shadows of the flowers move obliquely, the clear ripples are wrinkled, and the ripples are soft like the wicker. Borrow the east wind thousands of miles to express your feelings, and rely on the clouds and smoke to express your wishes. Lanting Ferry, do you know in your heart? Staring at the horizon, old sorrows have not disappeared, and new ones have been added. Who misses me? I feel thin under the moon. The lights in the west window are thin, and the lonely shadow shines through the screen. Spring love is thin and love is hard to stay. The frown is frowning, and the rhombus mirror is haggard and worn. Raising the plain hands, sighing and hugging the pipa, tears flowed down, weeping on the string, who can understand the sound of heartbreak?

6. We want to stay together, but it is difficult to look at each other, and people are separated from each other with heartbreak; love is easy to pass away, so is hate. Long, the lights are dim, and people are wandering; traveling through thousands of mountains, crossing thousands of rivers, and tearing up their eyes; looking at the sky, sighing at the bright moon, a single figure with only a melancholy heart; the drunkenness is strong, the heart is also drunk, the light sleeves of the Luo shirt are dancing; thinking about the autumn water, thinking about the beautiful woman , so close to each other and as far away as a mandarin duck; love in the past life, debt in this life, a dream of reincarnation in the world of mortals.

7. Look, who is sitting under the bodhi tree, counting the fallen flowers that reincarnate season after season? The soft murmur, the rustling sigh, the gurgling lovesickness, the charming Rouge and the enchanting Youth? Listen, who is gently playing a melancholy string sound in the three thousand mortal world? And who is intoxicated in the mist of the mortal world, smeared with the wind, flowers, snow and moon of the world, ripples of the nostalgia of the past and present life?

8. The clouds are light and the wind is gentle, the dark stars and the waning moon comfort me for a lifetime of sadness. The pale paper and sharp pen tip relieve my lifetime of wandering.

Walking to the song, smiling again and again, one cloud, one wind, one star, one month, one piece of paper, one stroke, one person, one world. Facing the prosperous world, when I wake up from the dream, there is only sadness, no words for a long time, who will Who will accompany you in this world, and who will relieve your sorrow?

9. The long street is long and the fireworks are numerous. You turn on the light to look back; the short pavilion is short and the world is rolling around, so I sigh again. Fenghua is like quicksand, and old age is like a period of time.

10. The fragrance of tea lingers in the red dust. The breeze blows by, blowing down a cup of red dust. The ashes of time pass quietly in the fragrance of tea on the pages of the book. Open the pages and read carefully. Life is just a play, a stage of life. Everyone plays their own role and dances. They don’t cheer and applaud for the audience, nor cry for anyone, and don’t ask for anything.

11. How can we stay together when we are drunk and forget each other? It is a pity for the lonely night, and the words of sparse shadows are desolate. Thousands of years of predestined acquaintance, this life's emotions are melancholy; unable to bear them, there are many sorrows, and tears flow before I want to speak. In the ageless night, I string together your gentle fragments of words, fold them into Tang and Song Dynasties, and pave the way for tonight's words. A kind of love can only be sent in a distant dream, and I turned into a butterfly in the dream, waiting for the moment of dawn in the slender moonlight, dancing.

12. We want to stay together, but it is difficult to look at each other, and people are heartbroken at the end of the world; love is easy to pass away, but hate is also long-lasting, and people are hesitant in the dim lights; traveling through thousands of mountains and crossing thousands of rivers, there are two lines of tears on the longing road; Looking at the sky, sighing at the bright moon, alone and melancholy; the wine is strong, the heart is also drunk, the sleeves of the shirt are flying; thinking about the autumn water, thinking about the beloved, the distance is as close as a mandarin duck; the love in the past life, the debt in this life, the world of mortals is a dream of reincarnation.

13. When I return to my dream, I cry without saying a word, and the mist rain spreads. Who is in the yard? Whose window sill, the shadow of the person is swaying, and the light is extinguished, and the shadow of the lamp follows, leaving me to wander in the sky. How can I be lonely? I pour a glass of wine, raise it up to invite the bright moon, drink in the sky and dream, it is difficult to fall asleep. The ground in front of the pavilion is covered with leaves, as if I am in another world, who is lingering with me! In the dim light, I break a paragraph and cannot say anything. I leave alone, my feelings are with me. The wind blows far away.

14. By the Naihe Bridge, the clear water is rising; on the side of the Forgotten River, the blue waves are cold. Thousands of years of separation sorrow, like a burst of tears at the snap of a finger, the ups and downs of past lives. The wasted years are speechless, but I regret that I am too late in this life; time is like cutting, and it keeps cutting, and I let out a long sigh. When the cold suddenly comes, I will be lonely. I will stand in the wind for a long time, hoping to be dried by the wind. The drizzle under the eaves is very annoying, and the smoke from the kitchen is everywhere. How many complaints are difficult, difficult, difficult; people are different, today is not yesterday, the sick soul is always like a rope on a swing; the sound of the horn is cold, the night is dark, I am afraid of people asking, I swallow my tears and pretend to be happy, hiding, hiding, hiding.

15. The elegant pen and ink are like the dust in the backyard. Then the light and clouds in the sky do not wander around. Across three thousand miles of rivers and mountains, there are also forty years of Penglai. The blue hair is stained with frost, and the mirror is stained with color.

16. I only have a glimpse of you, but I glimpse a plain and far-reaching attitude towards life. Be calm, be calm, and never be dominated by all things. I am alone and free from the turmoil. The cicada casts off its burdens and only wants to embrace the bright moon and live forever. There is a field of tobacco on the bank of the river, and a piece of plain grass.

17. Year after year, one day after another, one autumn after another, one generation urges the other, one gathering and one parting, one happy and one sad, one bed and one bed, one lifetime. In the dream, I am looking for a group of acquaintances. He will play with me for a while, and I will get to know each other and play and sing for a while.

18. In the sound of lamps and shadows, the sky is still cold, the water is still cold, silk and bamboo are singing softly in the dream, the building is outside the building, the mountain is outside the mountain, the people outside the building and the mountain have not returned, the people have not returned, the wild goose looks back, I have passed the Wangchuan River early, and the man playing the piano is full of tears.

19. Returning to that moment, the silence of the years is also scary. The dead vines grow branches. It turns out that time has passed by gently. In the dream, you are standing upstairs under the moon, with the same eyebrows. Take off the snowflakes on your clothes and look side by side, the sky and the earth are vast.

20. The path is far away, the fragrance is slow, the water is rippled and speckled, the heart is at a loss, and the lonely shadow is moving. Once, a lifetime of attachment blossomed in the time it took a flower to bloom. Now, Tingting's pear blossom branches have fallen off. Looking at the lingering blooming of a season, it has turned into mourning, and ripples of sadness are rising in my heart: For whom are the flowers blooming? Thank you? For whom are the flowers falling? A song of mourning echoes through the light blue sky

21. The camera in my hand is steady, and for a thousand years, the emotions are understandable after a thousand years of dreaming. I don’t know who will be there after a thousand years. The face is reshaped. The moon is thick at this time, history jumps out of the book, and there is a lot of clamor. Restore the dream of a lifetime, in which there is a fierce battle with heroes.

22. When you look at the desert sand at sunset, there are so many old trees and crows. The wind sounds like snow in the place where the soul is broken. There is no need to worry about anything, it is unrestrained or unresponsive, the ashes of the calamity have passed, the bright moon is in the sky with its red face and loess, just like the vague features in the original dream. This half of my life has been trapped in a cocoon, only one love is shorter than the morning dew, and it is difficult to wake up even if it is nothingness in the end.

23. The painting pen, the freehand brushwork wraps around the fingers, but the soft intestines are gone. Is it because you were obsessed with it in the previous life, or you can’t forget it in this life. The rain at night on the Qinhuai River entangles the water droplets. Whoever plays the flute owes you the love in the previous life. Meaning, turned into the emotional memory of this life, the lights of Jinling City are bleak in the autumn, and the black hair is replaced by frost and rain.

24. The fallen flowers are gone, the beauty is far away, the deep sadness fills the heart, the longing for each other is difficult to deal with, the faint longing overflows like water, a wait is the persistence of life, the flowers wither and bloom, The cycle of reincarnation is endless. Is that the affectionate woman who hides the curtain and listens to the rain like this, locking the door of her heart in the pear blossom rain season after season, spending countless evenings, waiting for her sweetheart?

25. Raindrops of ink scatter the snow on the tip of the pen, and the ink on the paper is the first dawn makeup. It blooms more and more fiercely. It is a story of love melted by clear water. I write a love poem with splashes of ink. My mind is quiet and I talk about love, and the lotus comes out of the mud. , people fall into the sea of ??love, the lotus contains charm, people are stained with ink, and even after writing several volumes of chapters, they still cannot express their tender feelings like water!

26. The handwriting is thin when the silk is broken, and where does the ink leak out when the silk is exhausted? The paper is yellow. The shape of the characters is still clear, and the feelings of the wrinkled paper can still be seen in the sky. People have gone with the wind and rain or with the rain and the soil. The feelings have faded with the people or passed away at any time and fell asleep. I sighed that this feeling can be remembered later, but at that time Already at a loss.

27. Finger up the string sound flow, finger down to caress the string, and play the ten fingers staggered. The flowing water melts into the clear sound, the gentle wind blows and weeps, the flying birds carry the notes, the flowers are drunk with the sound, the jade dew contains the condensation sound, the shadows under the flowers are floating unconsciously, how much in the world, how much in the sky, the chanting water is faint, the notes are node, the notes are weak, a river The spring water refers to how much sorrow there is in the world and the sky, and how much depression there is in the heat and coolness of the world.

28. There is no sleep on the moon, and my mind is full of things. What do I think about, what do I rely on, and what do I remember? Tonight, it is the curtain rolling in the west wind seat, and the person in the seat of the west wind is alone and hurt. The moon is hidden, and people are dreaming lightly, and they are worried. What are they dreaming about, what they see, what they feel. Tonight, the breeze slowly blows and the dream is completed, and the snowman is alone in fearing the dream. When the moon falls, I wake up alone, thinking long and hard about what I am worried about, what I am worried about, and what I am crying about. Tonight, I am in a light sleep without dreams. Naturally, I am awake and unwilling to fall asleep.

29. The years are blooming, life is flourishing, worldly things are flourishing, seize the day and enjoy life in time. The withered old age gives him a dowry and locks it tightly to bury the rouge and powder that is no longer needed for the haggard appearance. I am tired of the prosperity and look down on the finery, but I linger in the modern world, paying homage to the past in the sadness that no one understands.

30. She is dressed in silk and satin, decorated with purple hairpins, emeralds, phoenixes and tortoise shells. She does not envy the paintings of people in the brocade screen, does not like antique beauties, does not like the color of pearls in the world, and does not fall in love with the beauty of emerald and agate. Only look at the years, only write about the years, only laugh at the years, only sigh at the years. Copy and lightly describe, holding the pen leisurely, writing about the end of the world with only a scattered heart. Zhihu God replies, wonderful Q&A on Zhihu in 2021

Zhihu God replies, wonderful Q&A on Zhihu in 20xx

1. What is the weirdest advertising slogan in history? sentence?

Garbage classification starts with me.

2. What is the use of training muscles? In addition to the physical benefits.

To reason with the idiot.

3. Why do people usually take off their shirts when fighting in a group?

If you take off your pants, the atmosphere will always feel weird.

4. Which lies and behaviors of women can men easily see through?

You (N) are busy (M), right (B).

5. What phenomena have been discovered by humans but cannot be explained?

Why is my girlfriend angry?

6. What is it like to have a very handsome boyfriend?

I was more entangled when I broke up.

7. What is the scariest lyric you have ever heard?

Every single person has to beheaded. If you want to love, don’t be afraid of pain.

8. What epitaph would you write for yourself?

If there is nothing else, I will hang up first.

9. How to comfort your girlfriend because she has small breasts?

Should I comfort her or comfort you...

10. How to improve your girlfriend’s IQ?

When she doesn’t like you, her IQ will naturally rise.

11. How to express anger gracefully?

Use your middle finger to push up your glasses.

12. If it is now 8:00 am Beijing time, I fly to Paris, and the local time when I arrive in Paris is 8:00 am, will my life be relatively prolonged?

If you take out the battery of your watch, will you die?

13. When you were a child, what unscrupulous methods did your parents use to encourage you to study hard?

Give me this face.

14. How to deal with such comments as "pizza is just a flatbread with some meat on it" and "sushi is just a piece of fish on rice"?

Aren’t you just a sperm and an egg.

15. Why do people live?

Come here...

16. What is the experience of being in love?

Two people who look like pigs are afraid that each other will be snatched away.

17. Is there a book that, when you mention it, you feel that it has changed you or even affected your outlook on life, making you deeply moved?

Five years of college entrance examination, three years of simulation

18. My first girlfriend, who I have been dating for three years, spent the first night with someone else after a long-distance relationship. How should I adjust myself?

Fall in love with a wild horse, with grassland above your head.

19. Why do Japanese people shout "いただきます" (I'm starting) before eating?

Be mentally prepared for meals.

20. Why does CCTV always shout "CCTV, CCTV" twice before doing live broadcasts?

Remind the audience to change channels.

21. When Erlang Shen sheds tears, which hand should he use to wipe away the tears from his eyes?

Erlang legs

22. How to refute "Don't talk if you have small breasts"?

What, are you afraid that I will expose your shortcomings?

23. What is the most concise love story?

Buy

24. How to kill obsessive-compulsive disorder?

It’s not easy to kill obsessive-compulsive disorder

25. How to lose 40 pounds in a month?

Amputation

26. Your ex-girlfriend is someone you can say bad things about, but you will never allow others to say bad things about her. What kind of feeling is this?

Who wants to admit that he is blind?

27. How can a boy stop chasing a girl halfway through?

You should give me a progress bar.

28. What does it feel like to be short?

No one can lift their heads when they see me.

29. Does the boss start a company just for profit?

Could it be that it has become the country?

30. How many chickens can defeat one person?

Two are enough, no more can be eaten.

31. What is the specific process for a middle-aged woman to deceive the young lady?

Give me the lucky money, and mom will save it for you.

32. Why do warm men become scumbags?

Have you ever burned coal? Zhihu sentences about traffic jams that make you laugh to tears

Zhihu sentences about traffic jams that make you laugh to tears (Part 1)

1. The traffic flow around the city is almost forming a circle.

2.30． I'm having a meeting in the north these days. I have to travel 4 hours and 90 kilometers back and forth every day. The drive makes me sore, backache, headache, and upset. From Ring 2 to Ring 4, there are traffic jams all day long. This was not the case a few years ago. There are too many cars!

3. Let’s bring sleeping bags, snacks and good music, fill up the gas, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely.

4. On the way home, the traffic jam was like years of constipation. The passengers in the car did not move no matter how anxious they were.

5. Anyone who complains about traffic jams during the National Day holiday should join me. Anyway, the car I drive is smooth.

6. The bridge is blocked like an egg, and the road under the bridge is still long. It is difficult to move if you are squeezed in the middle. What do you think we should do?

7. At the traffic light in front of you, there is a sticky pot. After waiting for several minutes, they still haven't hired me yet.

8. Absolutely amazing! I'm stuck on the road, I can't go forward, I can't go back, I don't have anywhere to go home. There's already a traffic jam, and there's heavy fog and the road is closed mmp

9. The world's largest auto show --- China Expressway Auto Show, with the most complete variety, The luxury car show with the largest number of exhibitors.

10. I will block you and everyone will block, and we will enjoy the Double Festival together.

11. At the traffic light in front of you, there was a sticky pot. After waiting for thirty minutes, I still haven't hired anyone yet. ?

12.? Recently I have become accustomed to the first choice of rail transportation. There are no traffic jams, no worries, and there are no crowds here. The time from A to B is guaranteed, and it is rare to be on schedule and have cool air. It relieved the recent anxiety for a moment...

13. Every time I go to get off work, the road is completely blocked, the red and green lights are stopped, and I can't move a step for a long time. ?

14. There was a large area of ??congestion on the Shenzhen-Shantou Expressway, and the car owner got off the car to play tennis!

15. On the traffic jam, everyone was showing off their talents, some were fishing, some were walking dogs, and some were out for activities. I just sat in the car and enjoyed one drama after another. Zhihu sentences about traffic jams that made you laugh to tears (Part 2)

16. People who have a crush on me, how can you be so calm! Today is Valentine's Day! ! Did you get stuck in traffic on the way here?

17. The highway traffic jam is passing by, and the highway service area is full of garbage. Please bring your own garbage bags and don’t turn the highway into a garbage dump!

18. The journey took an hour.

19. Let me tell you a piece of news that is so shocking that it makes you want to cry but has no tears, and makes people cry: the traffic jam on the Hangzhou Ring Road is kilometers long! The entire traffic flow around the city has almost formed a circle.

20. The wide and wide road suddenly became blocked.

21. We usually complain about the smog and traffic jams, but a first snowfall, a heavy rain and a sunset can trigger a storm of praise. Interesting Beijing.

22. How long will it take to get there~

23.35. What to shoot! Drive quickly! Traffic jams are annoying!

24. What a tragedy, we are about to get home. There is a traffic jam on the highway

25. The development zone is paralyzed, the traffic jam is so heavy, it takes an hour to send the children to school and back in the early morning

26. Traffic jams are caused by cars and time, but of course they are blocked by people.

27. I am finally going home to celebrate the New Year, but I am really afraid of the traffic jam. What I am most afraid of now is the traffic jam. This process of overcoming the tribulation is too difficult.

28. I never like taking the bus because it is stuck in traffic, slow and dizzy. I still like to run away on my own. ?

29. How congested is the highway? When I woke up, I found that the car was still where it was.

30. At this time, traffic jams have begun on the Ring Road. During the National Day holiday, it can be quiet for a few days. I hope everyone who travels will not be stuck on the road.