Wizard, please tell the princess that I am still on the road of overcoming thorns and thorns. There are still snow-capped mountains that have not been climbed, rivers that have not been crossed, dragons that have not been killed, and beauties that have not been bathed... Tell her to continue sleeping!

2. The person I love is a stunning beauty, and one day she will come to marry me riding a fire-breathing dinosaur. However, at the end of the story, I only saw her mount, but not its owner.

1. If a tree doesn’t want its bark, it will definitely die; if a person doesn’t have shame, it will be invincible. (MSN: CISJOKE＠HOTMAIL.COM)

2. Do nothing but do nothing, do nothing but do nothing. (Dai Jianwei)

3. The true meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to have food to eat in one place, but to have food to eat wherever you go throughout your life. (Su Mei)

4. The saucy will return to the saucy, and the saucy will have the chastity of the saucy; the lowly will return to the lowly, and the lowly will have the dignity of the lowly.

5. If eating more fish can make people smarter, then I must have eaten at least a pair of whales...

6. Success in life does not lie in getting a good pair of fish. cards, but how to play bad cards well.

He debuted at the age of 7.0, and is making progress every day at the age of 10. At the age of 20, you have lofty ideals; at the age of 30, you work hard to achieve your goals. The 40-year-old is basically oriented, the 50-year-old is popular everywhere. Play mahjong when you are 60 years old, and wander around when you are 70 years old. The 80-year-old Lala lives at home, and the 90-year-old hangs it on the wall!

8. When you were born, you cried and everyone smiled; when you left, you smiled and everyone cried. (Recommended by Pan Yadong above)

9. Stand higher and pee further.

10. Wear other people’s shoes, walk your own path, and let them find it.

11. In a few decades, we will meet, be sent to the crematorium, and burn to ashes. You will be in a pile, I will be in a pile, no one knows each other, and we will all be sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer. .

12. Ever since I turned into shit, no one has stepped on me anymore.

1. You can’t have both fish and bras.

2. Experts look at doorways, laymen look at sidewalks.

3. Don’t step on the wild flowers on the roadside!

2. Life is so fucking fun, because life keeps fucking playing with me.

3. Buddha said: "It takes 500 looks back in the past life in exchange for one pass in this life." I would rather exchange one pass in the next life in exchange for 500 looks back in this life.

4. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used them to roll my eyes.

5. I am an actor, and my eyes widen when I see a beautiful girl...

6. The reason why angels can fly is because they take themselves very lightly...

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7. I want to fall in love early, but it’s too late...

8. Oh my God! My clothes are slimming again.

9. I only believe in two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

10. Don’t speak English in front of me in the future, okay? (Recommended by Aini)

1. As far as your thoughts go, get out of here!

2. The hooligans are not scary, but the hooligans are educated.

3. Guests, please respect yourself, this little girl only sells herself but not her art.

4. You can’t satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human!

5. A man’s lies can deceive a woman for a night, and a woman’s lies can deceive a man for a lifetime!

6. If you cannot put your woman into a wedding dress, then never stop unbuttoning her clothes!

7. Go the way of NB and let SB speak!

8. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge!

9. Zi said on the river: "It would be great to have a boat!"

10. Driving is not difficult, I'm afraid there are new people!

1. We are looking for little girls, and *** will come with us to fill the water; I will fill the head of the Yangtze River, and you will fill the tail of the Yangtze River.

2. Love at first sight, then fades away, and is exhausted after three.

3. A person is not alone, he is lonely only when he wants to be alone.

4. Born, easy. Life is easy. Life is not easy.

5. If I could see my back, I think it must be very sad, because I left all my happiness in front!

6. Work QQ, no small talk, if you want to force a chat, it will cost you 50 cents per word; punctuation marks, half price, for more than 1,000 words, 20% off; emoticons, 10 yuan monthly subscription, voice and video, not available yet Activation; pay first and then chat, chat as soon as the payment is received, pay online, provide invoices; no monthly rent, single charges, weekends and holidays, business as usual; agents are wanted, unique in each place, urgently hiring chat agents, both professional and concurrent Can.

1. When something goes wrong, first look for the cause within yourself. Don’t blame the earth’s lack of gravity for constipation.

2. The road is long and long, and I will go up and down to ask for help.

(Xu Qing)

3. The family is poor and ugly, 1.49 meters tall; primary school education, rural registered permanent residence; three dilapidated houses, one acre of thin farmland; online today, looking for girlfriends; On the road of revolution, we work hand in hand.

(Chen Shifei)

4. Knit me a scarf, and I am willing to repay you with my lifelong care. Otherwise, just strangle me with your scarf!

5. Men pretend to understand when they don’t understand, but women do the opposite.

6. In order to cooperate with the successful completion of family planning work this year, I have decided not to have contact with friends of the opposite sex for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation