1. Put ten men and one woman on a deserted island. Three months later, they saw the men making a sedan and carrying the woman playing. The woman was charming and charming, with a peach-like face! Then put ten women and one man on a deserted island. Three months later, they saw the women surrounding a coconut tree. Some were throwing stones and some were teasing them with fruits. The man was as thin as a monkey and hugged him. The tree refuses to come down even if it dies!

2. Happiness can be seen, and pain can be understood. We always like to compare other people's apparent happiness with our hidden pain. As a result, our pain index reaches a new high due to inappropriate comparisons. We envy the wings of birds that can fly, so why don’t birds envy our legs that can fly? Instead of using other people's happiness to punish yourself, it is better to use your own pain to spur yourself. People! The more I compare, the more confused I become, and the more I think about it, the more I understand.

3. Many people have spent most of their lives on houses, and finally one day discovered that our final destination is not a "house" but a "box." The difference in price between a house and a box is the waste we cannot take away. .

4. Treat suffering as entertainment, and your life will be very free and unrestrained! If you treat entertainment as hardship, your life will be very complicated!

5. Traveling means going from a place where you are tired of living to a place where others are tired of living.

6. Because I have no wings, I am not perfect. Because I am happy, I am not miserable. Because I'm not stupid, I'm stupid. Because I don’t think much, I get a lot.

7. It is far more important to understand yourself than to understand others. A person who does not know who he is will never be able to figure out who is who...

8. Be careful with yourself How do you adjust your mentality when you feel dissatisfied or disappointed with your current situation? It's very simple, imagine a situation that is worse than your current situation, and then you will feel that you are still lucky.

9. What does it mean to care? Buddhism explains it as attachment. A person who is too persistent will rarely feel happy. A person who cares too much about others will often not care about him.

10. God never complains about human stupidity, but human beings always complain about God’s unfairness. The meaning of life is the same, but the value of life cannot be the same.

11. A person's life requires walking, stopping, looking, and thinking. Life without reflection is just a meaningless trip, and it is in vain. We pass through the human world from hell to heaven, don’t care too much about the results, God has his own arrangements, just enjoy the process!

12. If someone doesn’t offend me, I won’t offend anyone; if someone offends me, I’ll be polite; if someone offends me again, I’ll give him a shot in return; if someone offends me again, I’ll eliminate the root cause.

13. Even if God does not entrust me with any great responsibility, it will still torture my mind and strain my muscles and bones.

14. Journey to the West tells us: All monsters with a backing were picked up, and all monsters without a backing were beaten to death with a stick.

15. Although you are sprayed with cologne, I can still smell a faint smell of ***.

16. I am not RMB, how can I make everyone like me? !

17. Apart from teeth, there is also love that makes people unable to extricate themselves.

18. When life viciously turned everything into black humor, I turned myself into a highly educated gangster.

19. In fact, you and I are the same. Everyone is pretending. The key is to pretend to be the same and round. There is a threshold. Once you are done pretending, step forward and become the legendary person with temperament. , it was not installed properly, so it was stuck there. It’s Carmen

20. If you say money is a sin, everyone is fishing for it; if you say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; if you say it’s cold at high places, everyone is crawling; if you say smoking and drinking are harmful to the body, they won’t quit; Heaven is the most beautiful place, don’t even go there!

21. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is easier to get along in kindergarten!

22. I was also an infatuated person back then, but it rained... and I drowned.

23. You can’t miss yourself, take care of your pain, get your results, and give yourself happiness.

24. If you are destined not to give me the response I expect. Then stay at a safe distance.

25. A fool stole a beggar’s wallet, and the blind man saw it. The mute roared, which frightened the deaf man. The hunchback stepped forward, and the lame man kicked up, and the wanted criminal wanted to pull him away. Public security expert bureau, Mazi said, forget it for my sake.

26. Young people don’t act recklessly and boldly. I wonder where the themes come from when I’m old.

27. The beauty of knowledge lies in making people confused; the beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; the beauty of women lies in being so stupid that they have no regrets; the beauty of men lies in lying so that they can see ghosts in daylight.

28. Life is like this. He always occupies the position of absolute leadership, while countless fools shout that they control their lives and their destiny. But I didn’t see that I was living in a higher sky. Showing a sneer and mocking face.

29. We all thought we could die for love. In fact, love cannot kill people. It will only stick a needle in the most painful place, and then we will cry without tears. We tossed and turned for a long time. The disease becomes the cure, and we become the steel. You are not the wind, and I am not the sand. No matter how lingering we are, we will never reach the end of the world. I wiped away my tears. We all have to go to work tomorrow morning.

30. A man went to buy a car and needed 100,000 yuan, but he only brought 99,998 yuan, which was only 2 yuan short! Suddenly, he found a beggar at the door, so he went over and said to the beggar: "Please, give me 2 yuan, I want to buy a car!" After hearing this, the beggar generously took out 4 yuan and handed it to the man and said: "Buy one for me too."

31. There are two most difficult feelings in the world: one is when a man who only knows how to shed tears bleeds for you. The second type is a man who only knows how to bleed, but he sheds tears for you.

32. Learn these: 1. Others are proud of their talents, but you are humble. 2. Others show off their eloquence. But you think too much and speak carefully. 3. Others try their best to show off, but you keep a low profile and bide your time. 4. Others fight with each other, but you stay away from right and wrong. 5. Others are straightforward, but you blend the square into the circle. 6. Others are fighting over you, but you retreat to advance. 7. Others cannot lift or put down, but you can bend and stretch. 8. Others are arrogant, but you don’t show off. Low-key: It’s attitude and wisdom!

33. If one day you say you miss me, I will say to you: It’s too late...

34. Giving up is a kind of wisdom, and defects are a kind of favor: When you have six apples, you should give five to others. On the surface, you have lost five apples, but in fact you have gained the friendship and favor of five people. When others have other fruits, they will definitely share them with you. You will get an orange and a pear. In the end, you may get five different fruits, five different flavors, five different colors, and five different fruits. friendship.

35. Why not say "Do you have a boyfriend?" directly to "I want to chase you"; why not say "Why haven't you come home yet" directly to "I'm worried about you"; why not Say "What are you doing" directly to "Do you miss me?"; why not say "Do you think I do?" directly to "It's not because I love you"; why not say "Will you leave me?" "Say directly "I can't live without you!"

36. There are only three days in life. Those who live in yesterday are confused; those who live in tomorrow are waiting; those who live in today are the most practical. You can never predict which one will come sooner, the accident or tomorrow, so what we can do is try our best to live a good life today. Remember: Today is always the tomorrow expected by those who died yesterday.

37. A person often has the same dream. In the dream, he always finds that he has discovered a major secret of the world, but when he wakes up, he can't remember anything. Finally one day, he made up his mind to dig out this secret, so he put paper and pen next to his pillow and went to bed. When he dreamed again, he wrote down the secrets of the world while he was half awake. When I woke up, I saw something written on the paper: The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel!

38. If one day we lose our memory and forget what we want. If one day we lose our voice and can no longer express ourselves. If one day we become blind, we can no longer see. If we lose it one day, we can never get it back. If one day we break our trust, we are no longer worthy of being believed. If one day we cannot communicate, cannot tolerate, cannot pour out, cannot extricate ourselves, and are lawless... what are we left with?

39.? I'm not your little raccoon, and I can't play with you as much as you want. ? Life is short, you have to be sexy. ? Either be patient or be cruel. ? First line: Maybe it seems to be the case; Second line: However, it may not be impossible. ? There are some things that don't need to be disputed, and you can obey on the surface and resist secretly. ? Have the courage to admit your mistakes and never change them. ? A man is a dog, and whoever has the ability can lead him away. ? The oath was just a momentary slip of the tongue.

40. Don’t take the shortcut, otherwise you will be in vain; don’t take the long way, otherwise you will be late; don’t take the wrong path, otherwise you will go to jail; don’t take the underworld, otherwise you will be stabbed; don’t just want, otherwise you will not pay. Less; don't be in a hurry to get it, be sure to be cautious; don't ask for anything in return, it will come naturally; don't be in a hurry to get it, and you will have no worries if you are calm; don't be afraid of people laughing, and see who laughs until you grow old; don't pretend to know, just ask for advice if you don't understand.

41. In the first exam in the third grade of junior high school, because I had not reviewed before, during the history exam, I saw that I didn’t know most of the questions, so I got up and left the exam room. The teacher was very surprised, and I said: We teenagers should pay more attention to the future...

42. Cabbage, radish, kelp, vermicelli, and tofu went to the restaurant happily. People asked: Why go? "Let's go eat shabu-shabu!" The man then asked, "Who's treating us?" "Mutton!"

43. Laifu spent a lot of effort to write a love letter to the girl he likes. He added at the end: I have answered this test paper and am waiting for you. Admission notice! Not long after, a reply came. There were only four words on the letter: The quota is full. Unwilling to give up, Laifu sent another letter: What if I sign up for the next issue? This time the reply is: We will wait until the next semester starts!

44. Dumb came to the restaurant: Give me a meat roll, some bread and a kind word.

When the waiter brought the meat rolls and bread, Dumb asked: Where are the good words I want? The waiter whispered: Don't eat this meat roll!

45. Female: I already have a boyfriend. Man: I don’t mind, I still like you. Comments from others - Such an infatuated man. Man: I already have a girlfriend. Woman: I don’t mind, I still like you. Other people’s comments – rub it! Shameless mistress.

46. None of us are perfect, but we must accept our imperfect selves. Give yourself comfort when you are lonely; give yourself warmth when you are lonely. Learn to be independent, say goodbye to dependence, and say goodbye to your weak self. Life is not only about warmth, and the road of life will not always be smooth, but as long as you have confidence in yourself, know your own value, and know how to cherish yourself, you can face all the imperfections in the world calmly.

47. People must travel, especially girls. It is very important for a girl to be knowledgeable. If you see more, you will naturally be open-minded and have a broad vision, which will affect your views on many things. Travel makes people more knowledgeable, especially for girls. It makes them more confident and will not get lost in the material world.

48. I have been to your world, but unfortunately I just passed by; you live in my heart, but the sad thing is that I can't get rid of you. I am your passer-by, but you have become a permanent passer-by in my heart... I can't find any reason to be sad. No matter how bad you treat me, I am not qualified to evaluate you.

49. Three laws of the workplace: Either endure it! Either be cruel! Either get out!

50. Seven sentences that will let you see through life: 1. The past will never come back, and what comes back will no longer be perfect. 2. If you are not strong, who will show you that you are weak? 3. With complex emotions, look at complex life and walk complex paths. 4. Live a happy life with an indifferent attitude. 5. Occasionally recalling the past makes me feel that my life is regressing. 6. Expectation, waiting, failure, life is so complicated. 7. It’s not that we are not suitable, but that you are more suitable.