The latest chapter of "Naruto" has started a long memory again. It is really a bit futile to start the memory again at the juncture when Naruto leads the coalition forces to fight against the Ten-Tails. However, there is a heart. The classmate also summarized some rules in Naruto. Let’s take a look at them together!

1. The rich and handsome must die

When we first watched Naruto, we thought it was about a group of people in remote areas with underdeveloped education whose education level is lower than the basic average per capita. The story of a barefoot boy and a girl who fought hard for the only civil servant spot in the village, planting sweet potatoes with melon seeds in their heads, we later discovered, it was incredible! I dare say that this remote area is the traditional training base for rich and handsome people in District 11. All of them have great parents or high-end grandpas. No matter how poor their family conditions are, they are still big landowners and can instantly kill the rich people in eight villages within ten miles.

Uchiha Itachi, the diamond-level rich and handsome man in this village, finally died in the hands of his younger brother under the excessive pressure of his long-term acting career. Speaking of Itachi, he is of course a typical representative of the rich and handsome man in Naruto. He is tall and handsome. There is nothing to say about this. Rich, Brother Itachi is still living outside the village, but he is still the eldest son of the richest man in Konoha Village. He has so much money that he doesn't care about it. He gives the whole village's property to his younger brother. He works hard in a multinational company like Akatsuki. In a short period of time, he became a senior executive of the company, and his financial resources were naturally considerable. Brother Weasel died, okay, and then a group of elites from multinational companies who disdained the village's few talents and poor skills with high knowledge (perhaps a few with worrying IQs) began to play the game of "you go to hell and I'll give way", even the older but still charming senior elites The female secretary-general, Sister Xiaonan, both died tragically due to the clumsy management skills of the boss behind the scenes, which is a pity.

Looking at Konoha Village again, the young head Neji died, the popular best-selling author Jiraiya died, and Asuma, the son of the village chief and a senior cadre of the village brigade, abandoned his wife and children and died. The big landowner Nara Shikaku also expressed his regret not long ago that he "didn't bring Temari home even if he didn't live up to expectations."

Even the Hokage, who leads the way in the five major villages, is currently on the verge of whether to tie up the chicken leg lunch box.

On the other hand, Uchiha Obito, wow, it turns out that being a loser can really lead to a longer life.

2. A good brother must die

Everyone can appreciate what is put on the table. No details are given. Everyone understands that in the hands of Kishimoto, the elder brother will be tortured. After being devastated and sublimated into a dominating younger brother (sister), he performed a gorgeous and heroic 360-degree somersault and took away a lot of snot and tears from the audience. Then he waved goodbye and left with a perfect smile that made him feel distressed every time he saw it before exiting. The sentence that was ruined in the composition is "always live in our hearts"

I won't give the example of Brother Weasel. This time let’s talk about Young Master Ningjizi. Although the young master used to harbor hatred and was a little hard to turn around in his early days as a middle school student, he was still a good boy who was kind, pure, direct and serious. Before being surrendered by the prince, Young Master Ningjizi was only thinking about revenge. , let alone my sister, I don’t even have time to study the basic fashion dress. She is a chic and arrogant person, and the actions of a little gangster look so noble and cool on Master Neci.

It’s a pity that Neji’s personality changed drastically after he became a member of the Naruto Cult. From the cold and charming queen to the docile and virtuous wife, she ran wildly without looking back, causing the scene to be like someone’s unsatisfactory missile on the other side of the 38th Line. It's also plummeting, not to mention the scenes, calling Miss Hinata, who is not his biological sister, an overly obsessive character. The original story doesn't have many drawings, but the official side story definitely exposes Neji's incredible girly character and cross-dressing. , following the eldest lady is to do the work of bodyguard, nanny, security and health care (?!) in detail. Well, now everyone knows that Neji is a really good brother, and Kishimoto starts to operate on him. , I'm sorry, bye. For Miss Hinata, Neci continued Brother Itachi's glorious tradition - I wish you happiness and go home.

Yes, when Naruto is finished, the prince can completely sit with Hinata on the left and Sasuke on the right, and the three of them will sit on the Hokage Rock and sing "Twinkle, twinkle little stars, the sky is full of sparkling Nissans"

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3. Go to hell with your uncle’s family harmony

Happy families are alike, and unhappy families are each unhappy in their own way. I guess this sentence was probably posted by Kishimoto on his bedside every morning when he got up. The words of wisdom at a glance are the way of thinking between Ya and Wang Tiaohe, a famous author who has lost his three views on human ethics and is evil and evil, facing each other across the sea. Whoever is handsome will kill the other, and whoever is miserable will rise to the top. When it comes to family tragedies and social tragedies, there are really not many people who dare to call out in front of the Hokage. Either their biological fathers do not love their biological mothers, or they lose their parents when they are young and lose their brothers when they grow up. Each person's tragedy is not the same in the Hokage. Yes, everyone can follow Stephen Chow's classic line in "Tang Bo Hu Spots Autumn Fragrance" and cry at the top of his voice, "Who is worse than me!"

The first protagonist, the prince, will die if his parents die and his master will die. . Queen-to-be Sasuke. Kazekage Gaara, his father did not love his family and failed. The rich second generation Hyuga Neji, his father died early and his family was broken up. The ultimate diamond man, a red sand scorpion, lacks the love of his father and the love of his mother. After counting the big tragedies, there are countless small tragedies. Kishimoto has demolished so many harmonious and warm homes with his big hands, created so many legendary young people who are either cynical or striving to make progress, and he has also put the basic responsibility on the super big target "older generation" and the ultimate There is a big quiver on "this ugly society", but without these tragic family tragedies, what would we see, and why would everyone be arguing? What am I writing here while the network connection is blocked...

4.cp must be dismantled, bg must die

What a big fff group elder-level character Kishimoto has to say to his subordinates The love life of the characters has always been interfered with when possible. If it is not possible to intervene, the CP will be cut off. Although it is the first gay comic in Jump, there are also some abnormal bgCP that make people excited.

But it’s a pity. The fourth-generation couple, known as the ultimate platinum-level couple of Taiwanese idol dramas, was stabbed to death by their pet Nine Lamas, who had no license and had not had their nails trimmed for a long time. Asuma, the charming uncle, was even worse. He finally confessed that he had a girl and was going to be a father soon, so Hidan, the cultist who along with Deidara had lowered Akatsuki's average IQ for a long time, drew a circle and cursed him to death! The innocent lovers of the golden war were killed, and they were killed by passers-by A, B, B, B and D who didn't even know their names and did not know which scene they were on stage. Jiraiya, who had been in unrequited love for a lifetime and finally had hope of getting married, put a huge flag on Tsunade and then fell into the water. heroic.

bg was almost completely wiped out, and bl was not doing well either. The prince is still living the miserable life of a bachelor chasing his wife to keep him warm. Sasuke's old ticket can no longer board Brother Itachi's ship. Gaara is still lying on the ground listening to the call of the earth for the sake of the prince. His life and death are unknown. Nagato and Yahiko embarked on the journey of Danmei novel. One is dead and the other is crazy. It was such a tragedy of massacre that even the old CPs Kakashi and Obito who were originally buried in the soil were dug out by Kishimoto otaku, patted in the soil, and beat their skin completely.

Thinking of this, I just want to say:

Shikamaru, hold on!

5. Goodbye, middle-aged and elderly people

This is definitely something that can only be done by those who have a grudge against middle-aged and elderly people.

Counting the current Hokages, the living middle-aged and elderly people except Koharu and the two who have not graduated from college are squatting in the nest. The three generations of masters are followed by two elderly apprentices, Jiraiya and Tsunade. Already hung up. The polyamorous trio in their forties also died, and the fisherman Chiyo Granny by the Daming Lake also died! Look at the group of uncles and aunties reincarnated from the dirty soil, and the shadows who have been lying on the ground for who knows how many weeks, suffering from cold and diarrhea even if they don't die.

Since... I wish you luck

I think of a cartoonist named Xu Fei who turned the cannon fodder named Sasaki countless times. It is indeed the psychological shadow of his NN... .

6. If you become a teacher, you will have to pay back sooner or later

In addition to operating on middle-aged and elderly people, the most dangerous profession for Kishimoto is that of a teacher.

Don’t think that becoming a teacher means wearing the hat of “teaching and educating people with a red candle, a hard-working and bumpy old gardener”. What good words are here are completely useless. Who knew that he was a physical education teacher when he was a child? He scolded him for not learning Chinese well, and the math teacher chased him and beat him up three corridors because the chemistry representative skipped class. In Naruto, the teacher's fate was worse than the other. After working hard for several years to get a teaching certificate, he thought he would have an iron job. Come on, not only do you not have full-time meal supplements and office heating services, but you also live a life as 'free' as a courier boy every day. The most disgusting thing is that every teacher is tricked and beaten to death by his own students. This bitch He is so bloody that he can basically publish a book "The History of Blood and Tears of Naruto Teacher", and the only one who can cheat the teacher and play with the students at the same time, breaking the law of "take off your clothes and you will die", so far, is the early white-faced big boss Orochimaru. Sure enough, he can Those who fail to die over and over again have a few brushes.

Look at the treatment of several other teachers, that one is...

The only third generation of the village chief who serves as a teacher in the village, the professionally trained Hokage teacher who maintains the highest teaching quality in the village. Lai Ya, they were all tricked by their favorite good students, and Kaiban, who had been resisting all kinds of 'Kishimoto attacks', was also destroyed. Young Master Ningjiko is no longer alive, and even Kai, the most conscientious teacher in the village, is about to join. Far away in heaven, at the 'Konoha Teachers' Party', even the heartthrob teacher Minato Namikaze, who is known as the most "cute" person in the village! He's so handsome!, was also moved to the point where thousands of people were moved by his past under Kishimoto's unscrupulous devastation. The snot-nosed Obito Uchiha made a huge reversal. Not only himself, but also his son, daughter-in-law, and daughter-in-law's harem were completely ruined, which directly led to the unofficial appointment of the leader of the future leadership team of the village's top, richest and handsomest man. King Lao Wu Uzumaki Naruto has been unable to end his miserable bachelor life for many years and cannot embark on a peaceful and harmonious road to prosperity.

Everyone has seen the end, and the few others who are still alive should pursue the promising career of ramen master.

7. Some people are dead, but they are still alive

There is a very strange phenomenon in the supporting roles of Naruto - there are more scenes of dead than alive.

There are not many examples. For example, someone like Itachi (sorry for disturbing your rest) suddenly died. Fans were crying and yelling at Kishimoto every day, making noises and demands. Returning Brother Weasel, what happens next, when the comic unfolds, huh? Why? ! Why? ! ! ! Not only did Brother Itachi appear in Master Zuo's memories again and again, but he was also called by the Naruto crew to fill in the scenes and was reincarnated using a 'second-hand lunch box'. Not only was Brother Itachi back, but the elites of multinational corporations also took advantage of it. The economic crisis has eased and is back again. Although free shipping products like Urushi Tensei will inevitably have flaws such as declining IQ, it will not reduce our love for the characters.

So, despite the opposition of the village leaders and the strict prohibition from the company's upper management, Brother Weasel still openly played life-or-death love with the Second Young Master Zuo, so much so that the Second Young Master's spirit trembled when he saw his brother again. He became the number one bro-controller in Naruto (brother-controller is not a chest controller, it's an input method!). Thanks to the Singles' Day promotional products, Kabuto, who successfully bought them, resurrected the bento we had seen that day and the bento we still didn't know about that day. It has also turned the bloody and violent 15X Ninja War into a must-have family situation, ethics, social and family show on China TV. After crying, arguing, talking, and grabbing equipment, everyone understands each other as a matter of course. Such a happy ending.

Look at some of the original main characters, such as "Oh, you are still alive?! I don't even recognize the passerby heroine Sakura who hasn't come out for hundreds of chapters." Based on Sakura's roles, we can say that she is Naruto. The heroine, it is estimated that not only herself, but also the heroine who finished the film next door, the tutor, said "haha", I can't stand it.

Looking at it this way, Master Neci, you, you still have hope!