Go blind if you want, and try to relax your life.
Many failures, not many wins!
The skin is so smooth, feel it (giggle)
Draw inferences from others? Why not fight four or five?
Kill two birds with one stone.
Do your best for the emperor until you die.
The suburbs in spring are so beautiful that it's time to write a poem. (I began to shake my head and read) The world is cold, three inches of golden lotus, what a boon! Good poem! Good poem!
"Let's have a fight and we'll find a way to pay for it."
I don't even know him when I hit his grandfather!
I tried my best ~ ~ ~ plus those sheep, pigs and so on
Moving away is the best way to move ~ ~!
Wei Xiaobao: The toilet was opened with a wooden sword screen: it suddenly opened.
"I hate less when I use books, and more when I am fat."
To one-armed Shenni (teacher of Chisui): You are really a hero at that time, no, it should be Nv Ying.
Well, to tell you the truth, the whole thing is like this. ...
Bao Xiao: I thought Xiang Yu hanged himself in Wujiang River ... Kangxi: Didn't he commit suicide ... Bao Xiao: Not everyone hanged himself.
Fecal riots (An Shi Rebellion)
Everything goes to the small hall ~ ~ ~
This is muddy, but it doesn't stink.
Changing your liver and stomach won't change your mind
All right! The hero saw everything!
Empty is color, color is empty, Lama is monk, and monk is Lama.
It is difficult to catch up with any horse when a person talks.
We are all in the same boat. This is called wealth reunion.
Your grandfather's!
Expose their plot ~ ~
Chen Jinnan is dead.
Bao Xiao said at the grave, "Master, my three wives are going to give birth." . Please come to me to be reborn. The princess said, "then I'd rather have a daughter," Bao Xiao said. "There is a reward for giving birth to a son. I will raise my own daughter.
You're finished. Come on, give me a kiss!
Amitabha, your Buddha
Hello, brothers, be loyal.
Now we are all in the same boat, we are in the same boat.
It's all women who hurt me, and mosquitoes who bite me.
I can't marry you in my life, I'm a turtle bastard! Oh, no, there is an egg, a turtle and nine eggs!
I can only sacrifice the ego and complete the ego.
You go your way, I'll cross my bridge.
Shit is tolerable, but urine is intolerable.
Ao Shaobao, the emperor often praises your great achievements, and your manners and charm still exist.
Old emperor, as the saying goes, saving three lives makes the seven seven twenty-one confused!
Good boy, don't run if you dare. Good boy, don't chase if you dare.
I swear to you, the ocean dried up and the rocks rotted.
I hope that people will live for a long time and travel thousands of miles!
What? You, you, you, you, me, me, him.
Dead, be there or be square.
Looking at the beautiful woman in the mirror is really good luck.
Wuma Mountain (Ural Mountain)
The Buddha said whoever goes to hell will go to hell ~ ~ ~
How's it going? Are you used to Wei Xiaobao's absence? Did you miss me when you were eating, sleeping and going to the toilet in the morning, afternoon and evening?
A word for you!
Bao Xiao: My little guy "hooked one and got two" behind my back.
Duo Long: Is it "tick three and build four"? ! Bao Xiao: My little shoes are not that outrageous. How can there be as many as three or four adulterers?
Bao Xiao: Xiao Shuang is fascinated by a male fox. Duo Long: Are foxes male, too?
Wu Gui: Girls upstairs and downstairs, come out and meet the guests!
Wei Xiaobao: Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for being so close and standing so straight to listen to my story! It's embarrassing. Today, the figure to be told is Chen Jinnan, the chief helmsman of the Heaven and Earth Society. He said that he had never seen Chen Jinnan, so he called himself a hero. He is eight feet tall and eight feet around the waist.
John: Wow! Isn't he square?
Wei Xiaobao: Four directions are four directions. Really, Bajiao has something I can tell you about his martial arts. It's called "Nine Heaven and Ten Earth Bodhisattvas and Sheep's Head". When it hit this place with a golden lightning, within a hundred miles of Fiona Fang, Fiona Fang, no matter people or animals, shrimp and fleas turned into fly ash!
John: Oh, what a disaster! Is it a lie?
Wei Xiaobao: Alas! But this man is nowhere to be found, but I saw half of him under the street!
John: Either I have met him or I have never met him. How can I meet him only halfway?
Wei Xiaobao: Because he only reported half of it! Fool!
John: Yes!
Wei Xiaobao: Haven't you ever heard of "I'm still covering my face"? You really haven't read a book? Stupid pig!
John: Huh?
Wei Xiaobao: Ha ha ha, ha ha ha. Although we only met halfway, it was love at first sight, so we cut off a chicken head and burned yellow paper, and became brothers with him!
Tortoise: Hey! Shut up, you little bastard. What are you talking about? They won't talk.
Wei Xiaobao: Hey? It's good that they are willing to gather here to listen to my stories, but they don't want to tell them, and it's harmful to their health!
Chen Jinnan: Cut off the chicken head and burn the yellow paper, and you will be my brother in Wei Xiaobao Heaven and Earth Society. We have ten, twenty, thirty and eighty articles for the time being. If you commit one of them, even if you are my apprentice, you will die with a knife.
Wei Xiaobao: Don't bother, I'll kill myself with one knife.
Chen Jinnan: Cut the crap and get up! Aoki Tang Zhu died at the hands of Ao Bai's minions. We must carry on his legacy and kill Ao Bai, a traitor! At the same time, drive out the Manchu emperor and Qing dog and go back to my country!
Everyone: anti-Qing and regained sight! Anti-Qing and regained sight! Anti-Qing and regained sight!
Wei Xiaobao: Anti-Qing Restoration! Anti-Qing and regained sight!
Chen Jinnan: Now I have an extremely dangerous task. I hope my brother can volunteer.
Everyone: there is a task, there is a task!
Chen Jinnan: I found four "Forty-two Chapters Classics" in the Qing Palace, which recorded the secret of the Qing court's collection of a great treasure outside the customs. If we can know the secret of this great treasure, we can get back the essence of the people plundered by the Qing Dynasty in Daming Mountain and cut off their Long Mai!
Everyone: That makes sense!
Chen Jinnan: As soon as Long Mai broke off diplomatic relations, the luck of cleaning dogs was gone! And we Daming Jiangshan can only recover in one day! So I want to send people into the palace to please these classics! But I know that this task is very dangerous, which can be said to be a narrow escape. Who doesn't want to go and sit down!
Everyone: (Desperate to occupy a seat, Wei Xiaobao stood up just because Chen Jinnan nailed the chair he was going to sit on)
Chen Jinnan: Bao Xiao, I can't believe you want to achieve such extraordinary achievements as soon as you join our club!
Wei Xiaobao: Yes!
Chen Jinnan: OK, I will help you as a teacher!