Dooby maxim classic
1. Don't try to keep it, it's humiliating yourself.
Don't forget the person who once gave you clear water and blue sky.
Why should I give my hand to something I like?
I will try to be the kind of girl you like, and then I will never be with you again.
No matter how popular you are, it has been deleted.
6.？ You said you loved me anonymously? Don't say that. No way! Don't use QQ indiscriminately. Are you alone? .
7. It is not long before the sun goes down.
8. Pick friends in front of you and force dogs behind your back.
9. People who haggle over every ounce are not suitable for falling in love and buying food.
10. Touch the world with lewdness instead of coquettish.
A selection of funny aphorisms
1. Don't look at me from your point of view, I'm afraid you can't understand.
2. Stand in front of me and scold me. That means you are great. Burying me behind my back is your boast!
I hate this kind of friend, and I usually talk and laugh with you. When you are in trouble, act as if nothing had happened.
4. Put out the cigarette and talk about the past. Let's call it a day for the first half of our lives and tomorrow.
There is really no need to be cheeky, courageous, patient and energetic to please someone who can't be together.
6. Does the nine-year compulsory education only teach you to pretend to be forced? Are you confused, or am I fucking old!
7. When a man stops talking to you, he speaks very well. Congratulations, you have lost him.
8. After you left, there were no women in my world.
9. You are the most beautiful. She looks better in makeup than you do in ashes.
10. I can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.
1 1. The mature side is for outsiders, and the naive side is for lovers.
12. Actually, I look good if I'm not ugly.
13. I heard that there are two sb's on rainy days. One of you is eating chocolate and the other is playing guitar ~
14. How can I not worry?
15. People who call me ugly actually feel sorry for you. My eyes are blind at a young age!
16. I finally know why April Fool's Day came first and Tomb-Sweeping Day came again.
17. I can't help blushing again. It seems bad to be too emotional.
18. We don't have a date on Valentine's Day. On April Fool's Day, we have no object of confession, and we are still the object of Tomb-Sweeping Day's good worship.
19. If you think your class is like a mental hospital, please raise your hand.
20. April Fool's Day, did you confess?
Hot articles of funny epigrams
1. You are sexier than Wukong, leopard-print steel pipe.
April Fool's Day is the same for ordinary people, that is to say, your shoelaces are loose. A classmate, not afraid of death, told the female bully that you dropped your pants.
3. Be quick, handsome and energetic.
4. Why do all the boys in Mao confess to gay friends on April Fool's Day? ⊙? ⊙)?
5. Hit people in the face, kick people in the face.
6. A man's handsomeness lies not in his face, but in his wisdom and calmness accumulated over the years.
7. Life can be pursued, but never compare with others; You can be vain, but you must rely on yourself!
8. Three elements of success! Persistence, shameless, persistence shameless.
9. When you can't solve the math problem, the boy who suddenly takes out your pen to help you solve it is so handsome.
10.？ Why are people closer to the north more direct? It's freezing. Who has time to travel with you?
1 1.？ Because I'm afraid of the dark! Therefore, from small to large achievements are not good! What does it have to do with being afraid of the dark? Because you dare not look at the blackboard?
12. Tomb-Sweeping Day should go back to primary school and junior high school to sweep the grave, because your youth is buried there.
13. Weather is not as good as geography, geography is not as good as people, and people are not as good as money.
14. I hold you in my hand because you are a cup. When I let go, you are a piece of glass.
15. I dare to sit on the dirty ground as long as I put on my school uniform.
16. It's not terrible to bump into your head, but it's a joke to bump into your lover's head.
17. It's not terrible to bump your shirt. Whoever is ugly is embarrassed.
18. Is my country enough to support you?
19. Are you used to the person I trained myself?
20. My neighbor has become calculating. Speak human words! He changed the WIFI password. ?
2 1. To be a woman, you must have backbone, either fall in love and get married, or be proud of being single. I agree.
22. In this age when even going to the toilet costs money, nothing is impossible.
23.？ According to my deskmate, it seems that a baby is kicking me in the stomach. Are you hungry? .
24. I began to hate myself, being tortured by anxiety, and trying to be brave.
25. Life is as crisp as autumn.
You didn't help me when I was in trouble, and don't blame me for gloating when you were in trouble.
27. A gossip should have a rotten tongue.
28. Don't bite your best friend and rob your boyfriend. She can steal your boyfriend and prove that she is not your best friend.
29. The girl knows% of the answers to the questions she asks, so she'd better tell the truth.
30. The school just signed in for five days in a row and gave you a homework carnival.