2, between relatives, talking about money hurts feelings; Between lovers, talking about feelings hurts money.

3. We have a little disagreement: she wants me to turn dung into gold, and I want her to treat gold like dung!

4. In those days, I was poor all my life without going to college, but now I am poor immediately after going to college.

5. In the past, first-rate students went abroad, second-rate students took postgraduate entrance examinations, and third-rate students were employed.

6. Now: first-class students are employed, second-rate students are going abroad, and third-rate students are taking the postgraduate entrance examination.

7. The customer is not a god, but just cheated.

8. It's not terrible to meet a group of hooligans on the Internet, but it's terrible to meet a bunch of rogue software.

9. Children regard toys as friends, while adults regard friends as toys.

1. Try gold with fire, try women with gold, and try men with women.

11. Tell lies with real names in reality, and tell the truth with pseudonyms in the Internet.

12. When there is no money, my wife and secretary; When rich, secretary and wife.

13. A rich man is afraid that others will know that he has money, while a poor man is afraid that others will know that he has no money.

14. Live well, because we will die for a long time.

15. Don't believe in love at first sight, because you can't see how much money the other person earns at a glance.

16. It seems that we have entered an era when we can only prove our love by taking out money.

17. You are the master of words before they are spoken, and you become the slave of words after they are spoken.

18. Higher vocational education is not as good as high salary, high salary is not as good as long life, and long life is not as good as happiness.

19. Stealing one person's idea is plagiarism, and stealing many people's ideas is research.

2. Sometimes explanations are unnecessary-enemies don't believe your explanations, and friends don't need your explanations.