The humorous quotes about taking the driver’s license test are:

1. The instructor had an accurate comment on the girl who took the driver’s license test with me: Nod your head three times when starting, pump hard when turning, and listen when reversing. The sound will not turn back if it does not sound. If there is a pit, it will crush the pit, but if there is no pit, it will crush the stone.

2. The driving license test is not scary, be brave and careful! I wish you success in the exam! Get in your car as soon as possible.

3. When taking the driver's license test, the coach said: After you get your license and buy a car, you must drive to the coaching field and let me take a look, so that I can remember you and see you driving on the road in the future. , I can hide far away!

4. I asked my brother if it was difficult to take the driver's license test. He said that subject two was more difficult. I said it was about reversing the car into the warehouse. How could he do it so accurately? He actually told me, tell the coach about our family. The yard is very big, so there is no need to be precise.

5. When taking the driver’s license test, the instructor said: Are the brakes hot? Don’t step on it yet!

6. When taking the driver’s license test, the coach said: I suggest you get a racing driver’s license in the future! You are not suitable to drive such an ordinary car!

7. What kind of experience is it to take the driver's license test? I will shed tears at most.

8. During the driver's license test, when the student in the same car was practicing turning, the instructor asked him to see if there was a car behind him. Sure enough, he turned around!

9. When taking the driving license test, the instructor said: If you hang a piece of meat on the steering wheel, even a dog can drive better than you!

10. When taking the driver’s license test, the instructor said: If you don’t go when the light is red or green, is it because there is no color you like? !

11. When taking the driver's license test, the instructor said: "Look in front! Look in front! Look in front! Although I am very handsome, you don't have to stare at me all the time!"

12. It seems that the coach can’t say anything else. The most common thing the coach says is: Fortunately, I don’t have a heart disease, otherwise...

13. Report to the coach that everything is ready and request to take off. .