1. Just be tired, comfort is reserved for the dead.

2. Women have changed over the years, becoming more and more casual.

3. Go your own way and split with love.

4. If you are a wolf, you must practice your teeth; if you are a sheep, you must practice your legs.

5. MLM is like rabbits only eating grass on the edge of the nest.

6. People say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact it is all made up of makeup (w).

7. Although the bird is small, it plays with the whole sky.

8. The past has been shattered, but it is no match for a good time together and a good separation.

9. It is better to run into a wall than to run into a wall at home.

10. There are no unchanging promises, only endless lies.

11. Don’t go so far, who guarantees that you will survive until that day.

12. Once on the pirate ship, follow the thief.

13. In ancient times, a sword conquered the world, but now a humble man conquers the world.

14. Who can be as firm in their feelings for me as they are for RMB?

15. Since I bought insurance, I no longer have to look at the traffic lights when crossing the road.

16. When I woke up, I thought I had grown taller, but it turned out that the quilt was stretched horizontally.

17. We practice smiling all the time, and finally become people who dare not cry.

18. I don’t mind if you lie to me, but what I mind is that your lies can’t fool me.

19. You said you would wait for me to come back, but you did and found someone to wait with you.

20. The only difference between a marriage certificate and a health license is that it is not hung on the wall.

21. The person shitting on your head may not be your enemy, it may also be your neighbor upstairs.

22. Living is a waste of air, dead is a waste of land, and half-dead is a waste of RMB.

23. Don’t complain if there is no beef in the beef noodles. There is no wife in the wife cake either.

24. If you don’t experience the collapse of Monday morning, you won’t know the value of Friday afternoon.

25. Primary school students are in teams, middle school students are in piles, and college students are in pairs.

26. Since people get tanned, their faces look better, their teeth become whiter, and they no longer blush when drinking.

27. Life is like a maze. We spend the first half of our lives looking for the entrance and the second half of our lives looking for the exit.

28. If you fall in love with someone else, please don’t tell me. I’m not as brave as you think.

29. When a bad person does a good deed, he or she will be relieved; when a good person does a bad deed, he or she will wet the bed at dawn.

30. To make the leaders happy, just pretend; to make the masses happy, just show off; to make yourself happy, just dream. 2020 classic popular Internet quotations

20xx classic popular Internet quotations

1. Why did Guan Yu die earlier than Zhang Fei? Answer: Beauty has a bad life...

2. There is no wall that is airtight, and there is no beam that cannot be hung.

3. The sea is vast and fish can leap, and the broken drum can be beaten by others.

4. The can puller loves the can, but the can’s heart contains Coke!

5. A hero does not care about the way out, and a rogue does not care about his age!

6. People who hang out on QQ all day these days have nothing to do except go to work, and they are people who are unloved after get off work...

7. When you have no money, your wife and secretary ; When I have money, I am a secretary and my wife.

8. There are so many people who despise me, who are you?

9. It doesn’t matter if you look like a piece of shit, why do you have to be a piece of shit?

10. It is said that men become bad when they are rich, but I have been a good man for more than 20 years!

11. If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!

12. Every woman who claims to be a "sister" is looking for a very manly man, but turns out that the most manly man is herself.

13. Don’t think that you are Wu Dalang or that Yao Ming is made up of two people.

14. Take the initiative in everything. For example, you can climb up the wall and wait for Hongxing.

15. If you want to know what despair is, just buy a bunch of lottery tickets.

16. Insomnia is caused by taking sleep too seriously and thinking that one will die if he or she misses one night's sleep.

17. Eating is what I want, and losing weight is what I want. I can’t have both, so I’m done with it.

18. You are not a VIP, not even an IP, you are just one.

19. Even if you want to cry again, you must smile and say: Your uncle!

20. I would like to turn into an angry bird and crash into those pigs.

21. Love means disregarding everything and enduring everything.

22. Knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important.

23. When others praise me, I worry that they don’t praise me enough.

24. Love is always holier than marriage, and marriage is always more affordable than love.

25. The journey of exploration is not about discovering new continents, but about cultivating new perspectives.

26. I don’t intend to be different, but how can I have outstanding taste?

27. If you have money, you will spend money; if you have no money, you will worship God.

28. I can choose to give up, but I cannot give up my choice.

29. As a typical failure, you are too successful.

30. Humor is when a person wants to cry but still has the interest to laugh.

31. Going online is to kill time, being invisible is to avoid disappointment.

32. Suddenly I feel that I am the superfluous person among you.

33. I don’t like to hold an umbrella on rainy days because I am used to the feeling of getting wet.

34. When the weather changes, it means it will rain; when people change, it means they change their hearts.

35. The flowers on the other side have already bloomed. Why are you waiting for the future?

36. The rain is heavy and the thunder is loud. The lonely person is wandering!

37. I am trapped in your heart, and there is no intersection.

38. Sometimes I like a song just for one person.

39. I really want to hide so that the whole world cannot find me!

40. I no longer have the courage to speak. Even just a glance is a luxury.

41. Walking on this street, your smile was once so sweet.

42. I have always been obsessed with things that may never belong to me.

43. Just let me lose my memory and disappear into your world.

44. Can there be someone who can see through my stubbornness and protect my vulnerability?

45. This girl wears really cool clothes and looks really cool.

46. Lao Tzu can help you solve problems that Confucius cannot solve.

47. There is no wall that is airtight, and there is no beam that cannot be hung.

48. I lost my footing and became a big cripple. When I looked back, I slipped again.

49. Hope is like fire, disappointment is like smoke. Life is like lighting fire in seven places and smoking in eight places...

50. You said you would wait for me to come back, and you did. , and found someone to wait with him.

51. Before I had time to take advantage of the beauty, I was plucked out.

52. Everyone is original when they are born. Sadly, many people gradually become pirates!

53. Don’t say that others have brain disease. The prerequisite for brain disease is that you must have a brain.

54. I am not a prince, so why do girls always think that they should be a princess when they meet me?

55. The most contradictory thing between lovers is fantasizing about each other's future, but thinking about each other's past.

56. It would be great if your parents spent those ten minutes walking...

57. Lei Feng did not leave a name for his good deeds, but he remembered everything into the diary.

58. Even if you are a piece of shit, one day you will meet a dung beetle. So you don’t have to worry too much about yourself today.

59. I am young and need your guidance, but I don’t need your pointing.

60. I have passed by a person countless times, and my clothes were all torn, but there were no sparks.

61. Boredom is the feeling a person has towards the plate after eating the food on the plate.

62. I am always working on the road to success.

63. Tell me, do you want to die or no longer want to live?

64. If you leave first, don’t blame me for turning my back to you when you turn around

65. Mom said it’s best not to miss two things, the last one to go home A car and a person who loves you deeply.

66. Journey to the West tells us: All monsters with a backing were picked up, and all monsters without a backing were beaten to death with a stick.

67. Let me spend Christmas alone, New Year’s Day alone, and let me spend the end of the semester alone!

68. January is a rare month when everyone no longer cares about ferry tickets because they can’t even buy tickets to go home.

69. If you are nice to me, I will not be able to help but bully you.

70. The most beautiful thing in the world is to eat and sleep well.

71. For my Audi, your Dior, and our child’s Oreo. effort! struggle!

72. What if you have a husband, but you still score goals with a goalkeeper!

73. When I came to this world, I had no intention of going back alive.

74. If a person doesn’t push himself, he won’t know how good he is...

75. It may not be the enemy who shits on your head, it may also be It's your upstairs neighbor.

76. Once you learn to break the jar, you will find that the world suddenly becomes brighter.

77. In fact, you don’t have to feel inferior, because you have won the championship among tens of millions or even hundreds of millions of players.

78. An extraordinary appearance is important even to beasts.

79. Resist breast augmentation surgery and don’t pollute the last safe source of milk!

80. Sanlu and Mengniu tell us a truth: animals are unreliable. Internet popular super classic quotations

1. Never mention it not because you forget, but because you remember

2. Love is to devote yourself to it with all your heart and soul, and then come back again and again. Get out!

3. Love is always holier than marriage, and marriage is always more affordable than love.

4. The journey of exploration is not about discovering new continents, but about cultivating new perspectives.

5. If you have money, you will spend money; if you have no money, you will worship God.

6. Not everyone can live a low-key life. The basis for being low-key is that you can be high-profile at any time.

7. When the boss uses you, you are a talent. When the boss does not use you, he becomes a layoff.

8. Women like bad-looking men, not bad-looking men. man

9. When you fall, get up and cry again

10. Sometimes the killer of marriage is not affair, but time

11. One moon, one you , two shadows, you and me, I have been lucky enough to know you for three lifetimes, but four beauties are not as good as you

12. Some people say that love is a debt owed in a previous life. I have to pay it back in this life. I must have been vulgar in my previous life. So there is no debt to repay in this life

13. Let the future come and let the past pass

14. Small happiness is around you, easy satisfaction is heaven

15 , Does being big mean you are powerful? Aren’t the dinosaurs still extinct?

16. White lies: Just find a good excuse for your own deception.

17. When parents deceive their children, it is called education; when children deceive their parents, it is called deception; when they deceive each other, it is called generation gap.

18. Loneliness is the carnival of one person, and carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.

19. Don’t talk about feelings with me. Talking about feelings will hurt your money.

20. Humor is when a person wants to cry but still has the interest to laugh.

21. Love that cannot feel pain is not true love, and a marriage that cannot feel happiness must be a sad marriage.

22. When one door of happiness closes, another will open. We often stare at closed doors and turn a blind eye to open doors.

23. The bitterness and sweetness of coffee does not depend on how you stir it, but whether you add sugar; the pain of a period of time does not depend on how you forget it, but on whether you have the courage to start over.

24. The reason why people live a tiring life is because they can’t let go of their arrogance, tear up their face, and can’t resolve their complexes.

25. I smiled straight at the sky, and then went to sleep

26. The most wonderful thing in life is not the moment when you realize your dream, but the process of persisting in your dream

27. It’s difficult for a hero to pass the test of beauty. I’m not a hero, but beauty helped me pass the test.

28. Play with your life: You can only play if you still have your life. If your life is gone, what are you going to do with it?

29. When others praise me, I worry that they don’t praise me enough.

30. I don’t intend to be different, but how can I have outstanding taste?

31. How far a person can go depends on who he walks with; how good a person is depends on who guides him; how successful a person is depends on who he accompanies.

32. Sighing is the biggest waste of time, and crying is the biggest waste of energy.

33. A man’s brain likes a woman’s heart, but his eyes like a woman’s appearance.

34. I got married because I liked it, but later I got divorced because I chose it wrongly.

35. The salted fish turns over and is still the salted fish.

36. I can choose to give up, but I cannot give up my choice.

37. As a typical failure, you are too successful.

38. The ancients said: "A woman's appearance is for those who please her." In fact, it should be "A woman's appearance is for those who please herself."

39. Our love died on this day. In order to give each other a chance to be reborn

40. A successful man is able to earn more money than his wife spends, and a successful woman is able to find such a man. Popular online campus classic quotes< /p>

1. Get away as far as your thoughts take you

2. Not bad! People are forced out.

3. If a couple plays in the water, they will drown; if they fly together, they will fall to death.

4. Study hard and want to go to school every day

5. Brothers are like brothers and sisters, women are like clothes. If anyone touches my hands or feet, I will take off his clothes

6. The failure of others is my happiness

7. The real society has ruined my chance to be a good person

8. Although the famous flower has its owner, I will loosen the soil

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9. It is difficult for a rich man to be a man without money

10. If I were a girl, she would have fallen in love with me long ago.

11. I thought I was decadent, but it turned out that I was scrapped

12. What is love in the world? The saint replied: "Trash!"

13. I can't give you happiness, but I can give you comfort

14. If you are not afraid of gangsters, you are afraid that gangsters are educated.

15. Guests, please respect yourself, this little girl only sells herself but not her art.

16. You cannot satisfy everyone, because not all people are human beings

17. If you have something to do, be a secretary, and if you have nothing to do, be a secretary.

18. You give me a love, and I will give you a one-night stand in return

19. Master! Just follow me

20. I love you! It’s none of your business

21. What’s yours is mine, and what’s mine is still mine

22. Time is like cleavage, as long as you squeeze it, there will still be some.

23. Make love and mate with people

24. A man’s lies can deceive a woman for a night, and a woman’s lies can deceive a man for a lifetime

25. Commitment is like "CN mom" often says it but it's hard to do it

26. My lover calls me the third person

27. Like is light love; love is deep Like

28. People are not vulgar and young in vain

29. I am not a casual person. When I am casual, I am not a human being.

30. I only believe in two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

31. Life is so damn fun, because life keeps playing tricks on me.

32. Is the leaf leaving because of the wind’s pursuit or the tree’s unwillingness to stay?

33. Some people are so ignorant. If you don’t fuck, they won’t know you. It's his father.

34. Do you think I will watch you die? I will close my eyes

35. The Buddha said: "It takes 500 looks back in the past life in exchange for a passing by in this life." I would rather exchange a passing by in the next life for a passing by in this life. Look back 500 times.

36. How can I kill your lover?

37. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used them to roll my eyes.

38. The Internet is like a prison. You enter by stealing a wallet, but you learn everything when you get out.

39. Nuwa shot the sun into the sky, and Houyi shot it.

40. I am an actor, and my eyes widen when I see a beautiful girl.

41. God has deceived everyone, because hell is the most beautiful! The Buddha knows the truth, so the Buddha said: "If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?"

42. I don't know whose wife is in my bed, and my wife doesn't know whose bed she is in.

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44. The reason why angels can fly is because they take themselves very lightly.

45. I want to fall in love early, but it’s too late.

46. Oh my God! My clothes are slimming again.

47. No one who is born is afraid of death, and no one who is afraid of death has ever been born, so no one should pretend to be arrogant

48. Don’t say it in front of me in the future English,