Organizer: Sword and Shadow _ Girl
Writer of this episode-Caishen Ning
Participate in the performance:
Tong Xiangyu-Yan Ni
Guo Furong-Sebrina
Bai Zhantang-Sha Yi
Lv Qinghou-Yu Entai
Li Dazui-Jiang Chao
Mo Xiaobei-Wang Shasha
Friendship guest:
Tong Boda-Zhu Guanglong
Lobby, Sunday
Bai Zhantang suddenly stopped running. With his eyes, the camera turned to Lv Qinghou and Guo Furong, who looked at each other affectionately at the counter.
Bai Zhantang: (bored) Oh, my God, they are bored again. They should fall apart! (holding a kettle to fool)
Lv Qinghou: (smiling) Sister Furong ~
Guo Furong: (smiling sideways) Brother Scholar ~
When you're done, shake wildly: "Change it."
Lv Qinghou: (calling crisply) Fu Mei!
Guo Furong: Brother Cai!
Two people called, still not satisfied.
Lv Qinghou: Shh-that sounds awkward?
Guo Furong: Yes, yes.
Lv Qinghou: Do you want to try calling my name?
Guo Furong: (brain short circuit) What's your name again?
Lv Qinghou: (rhythmically) Road-Love-Back.
Guo Furong: Oh, I see. (Affectionate) Brother Hou ~ ~ ~
Mo Xiaobei: (coming out after killing, smiling) I want to hear it, too. I want to hear it!
Lv Qinghou: What do you want to hear?
Mo Xiaobei: Journey to the West, where did you tell it?
Guo Furong: Go, go, go. Are you a mouse? Drill when you see cracks.
Mo Xiaobei: (eating melon seeds) Never mind who I am. I know what you belong to Monkey, I'm hungry ...
Guo Furong: Believe it or not, I will slap you in the face! (Mo Xiaobei runs)
Accompanied by the neighing of horses, a typical old man from northern Shaanxi walked into the shop.
Bai Zhantang: Hey, guest officer, are you staying in a hotel?
Tong Boda: (still burdened) I'm here to see your shopkeeper!
Bai Zhantang: Ah, the owner is not here. You have something to tell me.
Tong Boda: Go out and feed the horses.
Bai Zhantang: Hey.
Tong Boda: Well, the forage should be finer, ah!
Bai Zhantang: (going out) OK, OK, OK. ...
Tong Boda: It's thick, but it hurts the stomach. Well, I tell you, this is a thoroughbred big pony, ah!
Bai Zhantang: (Unhappily) Who is this old man? Good cross talk! (Go out to feed the horses)
Guo Furong: (walks over contemptuously) A broken horse, (throws a rag) as if no one had ever ridden it!
Tong Boda: How long has your shop been open?
Guo Furong: As long as you are alive, this shop will remain open.
Lv Qinghou: Fu Mei. ...
Tong Boda: (referring to Guo Furong) You, you little girl! you ...
Guo Furong: (beaming) Brother Hou, get out of the way!
Lv Qinghou: Be careful, Bajie ... (Guo Furong stares and Lv Qinghou rolls her eyes) I'll call Laobai. (Running out the door)
Tong Boda: Why? What? What is this? Ah! Still want to fight with the quantity? (Guo Furong smiles) Hum! Well, look, you are a horse, and you don't know your face! (Sit down)
Guo Furong: (Shaanxi dialect) You are a cow. I didn't know you were thick-skinned! (throwing a rag)
Tong Boda: (knocking on iron guts) Do you know me two iron guts! Move ... (lift the iron gallbladder)
Bai Zhantang: Sunflower acupuncturist! (a finger behind)
Guo Furong: Haha! hahaha ......
Bai Zhantang: (rolls up his sleeves) Iron guts? I even ate snake gall! God, this old guy is quite strong, and this thing is quite heavy. ...
Guo Furong: Give it to me and play for me. ...
Tong Xiangyu: (Going downstairs, I was overjoyed to see Tong Boda) Oh, Dad!
Guo Furong and Bai Zhantang: Dad? (Shivering away)
Tong Xiangyu: (jumping up and patting dad's hand) What brings you here? Why didn't you tell me beforehand? (Picking up the luggage) Hey, how's my mother? Is my brother tall? How's the martial arts practice? Are you still lazy? ..... (seeing Tong Boda motionless) Dad ... Bai Zhantang! (Still burdened) Did you do it? !
Bai Zhantang: (hiding back) Not me, but a scholar.
Lv Qinghou: (sticking out his head) How can I acupuncture? (hide)
Bai Zhantang: No, that scholar made me do it! (escape)
Tong Xiangyu: Ouch! Stop! Untie his acupuncture points! Don't run ... (chase out)
Guo Furong timidly put iron bravery back in Tong Boda's palm, folded his hands and said goodbye.
Lobby, Sunday
After the chaos, Tong Xiangyu is massaging his father.
Tong Boda: This boy is not bad at kung fu. (Tong Xiangyu laughs) Which school is he from?
Tong Xiangyu: (playing dumb) Well, I don't know exactly how much ... (seriously) Do you know?
Guo Furong and Lv Qinghou echoed and shook their heads.
Li Dazui: (laughs) I know! (Guo Furong hits) No, I really know, why ... (Guo Furong whispers) Oh, I want to know. ...
Tong Boda: I don't even know the details! Why did you bring him here? What if I chop it for you in the future?
Tong Xiangyu: What should I do? He's not a horse ... he'll pay attention. (Pour water) Dad, what are you doing here this time?
Tong Boda: You introduced those three people from Hengshan School?
Tong Xiangyu: Yes! What happened to them?
Tong Boda: Ah, not bad! But they said, you are here, very bitter! (drink water)
Tong Xiangyu: Nonsense. Why is it so bitter here?
Tong Boda: Do you have a horse or not?
Tong Xiangyu: Well, what do you want a horse for?
Tong Boda: Not even a horse! You have to go by yourself, so don't complain? (Tong Xiangyu pouts) Hey, I came back to take you back.
Tong Xiangyu: No! Uh, I have to go back to, uh, this store. What should I do?
Tong Boda: It's cheap! Ah, these guys, if they want to come with us, take them all away. (Li Dazui nods) If they don't want to go, they will be dissolved on the spot.
Guo Furong: (Hi) Really?
Tong Xiangyu: (softly) She still owes money.
Tong Boda: Take her away! Go back to being a maid. Hey, when your brother grows up, he will marry once. Hey, he can't be a wife. Is it okay to be a concubine?
Guo Furong: (contemptuously) Hey!
Lv Qinghou: (angrily) He, dreaming of him!
Tong Boda: Are you afraid that she doesn't deserve her forehead? (Lv Qinghou touches his head helplessly) Oh, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, I don't mind. (Guo Furong opens his mouth) No matter how wild she is, how can she outrun a horse? Fight to the death Always pull over!
Guo Furong couldn't bear it, and made an avalanche. They stopped him.
Tong Xiangyu: Dad! You are married, so don't worry about your forehead.
Tong Boda: Well, whatever! Who cares? There are many things in front of the widow's door, so it is better to stay in my circle. ...
Lv Qinghou, Guo Furong and Li Dazui: Insiders? !
Tong Boda: Oh, at home. A widow's house, showing her face outside all day, you are shameless. How dare you?
Tong Xiangyu: (angry) Then you have to go by yourself! I want my face!
Tong Boda: Look! What? I haven't seen you for years, and you have learned to throw away your son. You, you see, won't even hit you on the forehead. Hey, people are running upside down!
Tong Xiangyu: You fight, you fight, you fight! (wronged, taken away by Guo Furong and Lv Qinghou)
Li Dazui: (stopping to pick up the water bowl to hit Tong Boda) Hey, hey, dad ... Calm down, calm down, don't be angry, have a drink. You don't know how you taught it? (Tong Boda stares) No, I mean the tutor is still good (Tong Boda nods to drink water), but it is too deeply influenced by the environment to ask for it.
Tong Boda: Hey! what are you trying to say？
Li Dazui: (laughs) I just want to ask you, how much do I give you as an escort for a month?
Tong Boda: Ah, this ... (reacts and looks at Li Dazui in disbelief)
Roof, night
Bai Zhantang: What should I do? Do you want to sell the shop? (Tong Xiangyu shakes his head) Yes! You don't want to, or don't know? Huh?
Tong Xiangyu: I don't know!
Bai Zhantang: That's a problem. How's this? Wait till you think it over, okay?
Tong Xiangyu: What's the use of thinking clearly? Who can beat my dad's stubborn temper?
Bai Zhantang: You can't beat him, but I can! He is your father, not my father! If he gets excited again, I'll ... (raises his finger)
Tong Xiangyu: Stop ordering him! I am in a hurry. He's fighting you hard!
Bai Zhantang: (contemptuously) Hum! With his little effort. (Tong Xiangyu looks at this boastful guy) Well, what do you suggest? I listen to you.
Tong Xiangyu: My dad is a little stubborn, but reasonable.
Bai Zhantang: Is it reasonable? That will do! Don't worry, I'll tell him. (gets up and goes downstairs) I am the most reasonable. ...
Tong Xiangyu pondered with her chin cupped in worry.
Lobby, Sunday
When the two confronted each other, Tong Boda lay down and turned into iron bravery. Bai Zhantang stepped on the stool and ordered the table.
Bai Zhantang: I heard that you are going to sell this store?
Tong Boda: (defiant) Why? You don't agree, huh?
Bai Zhantang: That's not true. You don't know. Let's go shopping. ...
Tong Boda: (Undeniably) My family! (Bai Zhantang one leng) Well, don't let outsiders get involved, ah!
Bai Zhantang: (angrily) Hey! (of Tong Boda) Why don't you make sense? !
Tong Boda: (throwing iron courage) OK, I'll wait for you to say! (unbuckles his belt) Why? Come on!
Bai Zhantang: (panicking) Come on, what come on?
Tong Boda: Don't you want to play twice? Come on, uh, I'll play with you twice! (Roll up your sleeves and rush over)
Bai Zhantang: (The eagle catches the chicken) No, no, no! Uncle uncle, I know I was wrong, uncle uncle, please give me a break, uncle uncle. ...
Li Dazui: (running out of the middle to Bai Zhantang) Stop it!
Bai Zhantang: (grabbing Li Dazui) Oh, my God, my brother, there you are, brother. ...
Li Dazui: (pushes Bai Zhantang away) Who is your brother? !
Bai Zhantang: What do you mean?
Li Dazui: (referring to Bai Zhantang) You brainless little thing!
Bai Zhantang: (striking table) Scared! (Raise your finger) You son of a bitch. ...
Li Dazui: (bending back fearlessly) What did you do before? Huh?
Bai Zhantang: (blinks and smiles) Oh-hehe, life lies in exercise, jogging is good for health, one, two, one ... (Go outside).
Tong Boda: Hey! Hey! Sigh ... (chasing past)
Li Dazui: Uncle, uncle, uncle ... (Latomboda)
Tong Boda: Hey! Why did he run away? !
Li Dazui: It's time. He goes out to practice at this time every day.
Tong Boda: Oh. (looking out the door)
Li Dazui: Sit down ... (abridged)
Tong Boda: When you are ready, we will start at once.
Li Dazui: Are you leaving now?
Tong Boda: Yes.
Li Dazui: No, the shopkeeper hasn't promised yet.
Tong Boda: Bundle! Take her with you!
Li Dazui: No, is it unreasonable?
Tong Boda: (striking the table hard) Well, it's her father! Oh! (referring to himself) Well, even this right is gone? !
Li Dazui: No, not that old man ... (looking around) Shh! Don't worry, I have an idea ... (whispering)
Tong Boda shine at the moment, nodding.
Beckham and Guo are asleep. God.
Tong Boda walked around, and Mo Xiaobei was on pins and needles.
Tong Boda: Mo Zhangmen.
Mo Xiaobei: Ah. ...
Tong Boda: Er, the main purpose of my coming here is to discuss with you about Yu Xiang.
Mo Xiaobei: Oh, what's that? Sit down and talk. (pour water)
Tong Boda: (sits down) Well, this girl is stupid ~
Mo Xiaobei: Stupid. ...
Tong Boda: Nothing will happen either. This time (Mo Xiaobei sent a water bowl), oh, it brought you a lot of trouble.
Mo Xiaobei: It's really troublesome.
Tong Boda: Well, this woman has been spoiled since she was a child, and she has no education. She is a burden everywhere.
Mo Xiaobei: It's really troublesome.
Tong Boda: So, um, I'm going to take her back this time so as not to make a fool of myself here!
Mo Xiaobei: What a pity ... Hey! What should I do if you take her away? !
Tong Boda: Just do what you have to do, ah. If you are willing to go with us, we will go to Hanzhong together.
Mo Xiaobei: How about Hanzhong?
Tong Boda: Fun! (Mo Xiaobei laughs) When celebrating the New Year in China, people were everywhere.
Mo Xiaobei: What's interesting about people?
Tong Boda: What are you playing? Hmm-riding a horse! Do you like it?
Mo Xiaobei: (excitedly) Riding a horse? Do you have a horse at home? !
Tong Boda: There are only 20 bald horses. If you want to ride a horse, please ask a dozen escorts to accompany you, and come down when you are tired of playing.
Mo Xiaobei: (rubbing their hands) Wow! Then let's go now! (Raton Boda)
Tong Boda: Hey, hey, don't worry.
Mo Xiaobei: Ah, don't worry.
Tong Boda: Er, the main purpose of my coming here is to ask you to persuade Xiang Yu.
Mo Xiaobei: Ouch! Suggest what? Take a bundle of rope and take it straight away!
Tong Boda: Hey-no,no. (Mo Xiaobei drinks water) That good horse can't force his head to drink water, or he will choke.
Mo Xiaobei: (choking, coughing, Tong Boda laughs) I don't understand.
Tong Boda: Well, come on, well, teach you. When you drink this water, ...
blank screen
Sleep together, fuck.
Tong Xiangyu wiped the table, and Mo Xiaobei stammered.
Mo Xiaobei: Ah, this, Yu Xiang. ...
Tong Xiangyu: (surprised) What do you call it?
Mo Xiaobei: Ah-(laughs) Sister-in-law. I want to go back to Hanzhong with you.
Tong Xiangyu: Huh?
Mo Xiaobei: Well, I don't care. Aren't all the places where I live the same? You are different. You are a widow. What's wrong with not staying at home? (Tong Xiangyu stares, Mo Xiaobei is afraid) Why are you staring at me?
Tong Xiangyu: Hehe, sit down and talk.
Mo Xiaobei: (Sit down slowly) Come back to Hanzhong with me.
Tong Xiangyu: Uh, can I call you back?
Mo Xiaobei: Yes! Who is the same as others? In Hanzhong, life is still the same.
Tong Xiangyu: It's totally different!
Mo Xiaobei: (Shaanxi dialect) Nonsense! Girls should look like girls!
Tong Xiangyu: Hehehe, it's quite similar. What else did my dad teach you to say?
Mo Xiaobei: He, he didn't teach me. (Holding Tong Xiangyu's hand in pettish) Sister-in-law, just say yes. Hanzhong is so fun.
Tong Xiangyu: (Pulling out his hand) How nice?
Mo Xiaobei: You can ride a horse! A dozen guards followed me.
Tong Xiangyu: Follow from morning till night, and you can't get rid of it!
Mo Xiaobei: Really?
Tong Xiangyu: (goes to the bed and fastens his belt) That's how I got through it. When I was young, I looked forward to it every day, that is, I looked forward to getting married and coming out early. (Mo Xiaobei thinks back) You will know how important freedom is when you grow up. (sitting on the bed)
Mo Xiaobei: But I still want to ride a horse.
Tong Xiangyu: Then ride it. You're not going back anyway.
Mo Xiaobei: (stands up) Selfish!
Backyard, daytime
Lv Qinghou and Guo Furong are sitting by the well.
Lv Qinghou: (surprised) What did you say? !
Guo Furong: Gee, even if I borrow it from you, I will definitely pay it back to you later.
Lv Qinghou: How can I get so much money?
Guo Furong: (Lv Qinghou) If you can't take it out, you have to take it away! (Pushing my arm to be coquettish) Otherwise, I'll have to go back to Hanzhong with them as a concubine. Do you like it?
Lv Qinghou: Oh, I gave you money and you went home as soon as you were free. What should I do?
Guo Furong: (laughs) Look at what you said, how can I leave you?
Lv Qinghou: (walking away) Then I don't know.
Guo Furong: (angrily) Get out, get as far away as possible, and don't let me see you again!
Lv Qinghou: I don't want to see you yet!
Guo Furong: (Lift your foot, Lv Qinghou flashes) Kick you to death! Who is this?
Bai Zhantang came in carrying a bag.
Bai Zhantang: What's the matter? Fighting again?
Guo Furong: It's none of your business! Stay where you are.
Bai Zhantang: I'm telling you, this is not the time to quarrel. If we don't unite now, we won't get through this.
Guo Furong: So, how can we unite?
Bai Zhantang: This old man is cruel. No wonder we are rude. I'll throw caution to the wind and fight him!
Guo Furong: (touching his chin) That's a scam ... (thinking, look upstairs with Bai Zhantang)
Sleep together, fuck.
Tong Xiangyu: (turning around while burning incense, eyes wide open) What?
Guo Furong: Okay, okay, slow down and don't bite your tongue.
Bai Zhantang: Don't be nervous either. We got married in a fake way and didn't register.
Guo Furong: At that time, your father will understand ... (gratified) The daughter has finally settled down. (Back to normal) As soon as I feel at ease, I may go back.
Bai Zhantang: That's right.
Tong Xiangyu: Nonsense! My dad is not stupid. Can he be fooled by that little trick?
Bai Zhantang: You can't fool him, so we can talk later, as long as we can get him back.
Tong Xiangyu: No, no, even if you want to marry me …
Bai Zhantang: I don't want to marry you.
Tong Xiangyu: That would be even worse. There are many things at the widow's door.
Guo Furong: Huh?
Tong Xiangyu: Well, I'm afraid. If he finds out, it's all over
Bai Zhantang: Don't worry. For the sake of prudence, let's make every step as realistic as possible. (Sitting with Guo Furong)
Guo Furong: (striking table) This is called confusing the real with the fake!
Tong Xiangyu: That won't do either. The most important step has not yet been taken.
Bai Zhantang: What steps?
Tong Xiangyu: You haven't proposed yet.
Guo Furong: Oh, hehe ... (gesturing to Laobai)
Bai Zhantang: OK, ask now. (Holding Tong Xiangyu's hand) Miss Tong ...
Tong Xiangyu: Kneel down.
Bai Zhantang: Huh?
Tong Xiangyu: Who do you think suggested sitting down, huh?
Guo Furong: Get on your knees! Kneel down! Kneel down. Let's go
Bai Zhantang: (Go around to the other side, kneel down, followed by Guo Furong) Miss Tong. ...
Tong Xiangyu: Affectionate, mainly show your eyes ... (Suddenly) Chen Wenjing! Spark, don't fool things.
Bai Zhantang: (brewing for a long time, suddenly turning his head) Go! (Affectionate) Miss Tong.
Guo Furong: (echoing sound effects) Chen Wenjing!
Tong Xiangyu: And. ...
Bai Zhantang: No! (Get up, Guo Furong and Tong Xiangyu push him down) Oh, my God!
Tong Xiangyu: Please, don't say anything. Get down on your knees.
Guo Furong: Get on your knees!
Bai Zhantang: (with sharp eyes) Miss Tong, will you marry me?
Guo Furong: Chen Wenjing!
Bai Zhantang: Would you like to? !
Tong Xiangyu: (scratching his eyes) Well, (shyly) yes. ...
Bai Zhantang and Guo Furong: (High-five) Yeah!
Tong Xiangyu: It is a ghost.
Bai Zhantang: Huh? !
Tong Xiangyu: Are you proposing marriage? Forced marriage is more like it! That squint! You'll eat your forehead alive ...
Bai Zhantang: Look, look, isn't that great? !
Guo Furong: Yes!
Bai Zhantang: It's all according to your requirements. Chen Wenjing, there are sparks everywhere, and my eyebrows are burning! Okay, okay, more, more!
Tong Xiangyu: (Shouting) Stop it! You two have leisure to get down to business. Get out. ...
Guo Furong: Let's go. ...
Tong Xiangyu: No, I don't want to try again!
Bai Zhantang: I will shave again. ...
Guo Furong: (filming Bai Zhantang) These are your eyes! Your eyes are not gentle enough. ...
Tong Xiangyu: (Pushing them out and closing the door with his back, relieved) Oh, that was close. I almost promised him. ...
Backyard, daytime
Guo Furong came in with a bucket, while Lv Qinghou waited for a long time.
Lv Qinghou: What took you so long? I've been waiting for half a day.
Guo Furong: (coldly) Are you all right?
Lv Qinghou: Here you are. (takes out a piece of paper)
Guo Furong: What's this?
Lv Qinghou: You can redeem the deed.
Guo Furong: This is ... (stupefied, taking over the deed, looking at it with ecstasy)
Lv Qinghou: I've thought it over. I was really wrong just now. I was too selfish to consider your feelings.
Guo Furong slowly put down the title deed, turned around and hugged Lv Qinghou.
Lv Qinghou: (coax) Nothing, nothing ~
Li Dazui came in with clothes and shoes and bowed his head when he saw the affectionate picture.
Li Dazui: Hey, hey, what are you doing? (They are embarrassed to separate) No, I said, why don't you two go back and pack?
Lv Qinghou: Are you really going to Hanzhong?
Li Dazui: Not so good. I bought all my shoes and am ready to go! (Guo Furong sneers) I'm telling you, I've made an agreement with Mr. Tong. When we get there, we'll be the first-class escort directly, with three taels of silver a month!
Lv Qinghou: Then why is he so kind to you?
Li Dazui: Oh, we can't father hit it off. (Knocking on his leg) Oh, come on, call me if you need anything when you get there.
Lv Qinghou: We didn't say we were going to Hanzhong.
Li Dazui: Xiaoguo will go, won't you?
Guo Furong: I, I didn't say I was going, did I?
Li Dazui: You owe people so much money. You can leave if you want, huh? Don't say we don't agree, that's me!
Guo Furong: What's wrong with you? !
Li Dazui: Anyway, you have thought it over. Anyone who opposes our Longmen Escort Agency will come to no good end!
Guo Furong rolled up his sleeves with a smile.
Li Dazui: (smiling) No, no ... We said that as long as you two are willing to go, it is red and spicy, and there are any good days.
Lv Qinghou: I don't care whether I eat or not, but I'm afraid I'm not used to life.
Li Dazui: No! Master Tong said that as long as you two are willing to go, we will give you a big house with three entrances and three exits!
Lv Qinghou and Guo Furong: Really? !
Li Dazui: This room is too small. ....
Lv Qinghou and Guo Furong: (dismissively) Hey!
Li Dazui: Oh, not too little. As long as you two work hard there, our children's master will never treat you badly.
Lv Qinghou: If we go, what about the shopkeeper?
Tong Xiangyu came in and stood behind Li Dazui with his hands behind his back.
Li Dazui: She-then just take it away, find a little dark room, lock her up for half a year, and let her get along first!
Guo Furong: (looking at Tong Xiangyu) What's the matter?
Li Dazui: Keep it off! When to shut up and when to stop. (Feeling Tong Xiangyu's crushed hand, turning back) Right ... (Turning back, screaming) Ah! ! !
Tong Xiangyu: (smiling) Impossible.
Li Dazui: Boss, I'm telling you this is not your call. We all said. ...
Lv Qinghou and Guo Furong: (loudly drinking) Shut up! (Li Dazui runs away)
Tong Xiangyu: Xiao Guo, tell Lao Bai that he agrees with what he said.
Guo Furong happily followed Tongxiangyu out.
Lobby, Sunday
Tong Boda turned to iron bravery and closed his eyes.
Tong Boda: Hmm-OK! Since you are wrong, I will let you go! Come here.
Li Dazui: (pulling Bai Zhantang) I asked you to come over! Come here ... (giving gifts, grinning)
Tong Boda: (patting Bai Zhantang on the shoulder and holding his mouth to see his teeth) Hmm! (Bai Zhantang talks) The body is not bad, but the mouth is almost the same. Well, be a third-class escort.
Li Dazui: Oh! I'm telling you, I'm first-rate, and I'll hang out with you later. You can be more careful and faster. ...
With his fingers pointing, Li Da shut his mouth and covered up crazily.
Bai Zhantang: Oh! Uncle, I'm not going to be an escort.
Tong Boda: Then feed the horses or watch the house. (To Tong Xiangyu) Oh, yes, our Erhei is dead. Let him take the lead.
Bai Zhantang: Two. Two black ones?
Tong Xiangyu: (I don't know) My father's dog. (Everyone snickers)
Bai Zhantang: (with a dry cough) Cough! Uncle, ah! I'm not very good at screaming.
Tong Boda: A dog that doesn't bark is a good dog! Just bite, bite, don't let go. (Laughter is even worse) Hey, once, I took Erhei hunting. ...
Bai Zhantang: (in a low voice) I want to marry Yu Xiang. (Tong Xiangyu seems to open his mouth slightly)
Tong Boda: Oh, I'm not finished. That muntjac appeared in front ... (reacting, startled) What? ! What did you just say?
Bai Zhantang: (shirking) Nothing, nothing, I'm just saying. ...
Tong Boda: Hey hey hey! You say it again, you say it again.
Bai Zhantang: (arms crossed) Okay, okay, I was wrong, okay? Can you pretend that I didn't say anything?
Tong Boda: Well, to tell you the truth, Yu Xiang is a widow. (from Tong Xiangyu)
Bai Zhantang: I like to marry a widow! (Tong Xiangyu is proud)
Everyone: Huh?
Bai Zhantang: No, it's her. I don't want her to get married. (Hold Tong Xiangyu's finger tightly)
Lv Qinghou also wanted to touch Guo Furong's hand, but it was pushed away.
Tong Boda: OK! (Stood up solemnly) Good son-in-law, good son-in-law! (Shaking and patting Bai Zhantang on the shoulder, the good son-in-law grits his teeth and insists) You have solved a concern about the amount. Tell you what, you can make a price for the dowry! As long as the amount can be taken out, don't press down a penny!
Bai Zhantang: (laughs) No, no, my feelings for Yu Xiang are priceless. (Tong Xiangyu's head leans over)
Tong Boda: Good boy, good boy! (Touched Bai Zhantang on the shoulder, this good son-in-law is puzzling) You are embarrassed to say this.
Tong Xiangyu: (sad) Dad, Dad, what's the matter? Sit down and cry ... (following dad's chest)
Bai Zhantang: Yes, yes, that's it. ...
Tong Boda: (spits) It's all right, then, tomorrow! Let's get things done.
Everyone: Tomorrow?
Tong Boda: Yes.
Bai Zhantang: It's too early to do it.
Tong Boda: Oh dear! Yu Xiang is a second marriage, not suitable for big things!
Tong Xiangyu: (angry) Why not?
Tong Boda: Look, I'm talking to my son-in-law. When do you interrupt? !
Tong Xiangyu: Well, why can't you talk? !
Bai Zhantang: (Male chauvinism) Go! Stay away! What are the old people talking about? !
Tong Xiangyu dodged, and Bai Zhantang smiled at his father-in-law.
Tong Boda: Oh, as soon as things are finished tomorrow, I will go back to Hanzhong immediately, deliver my dowry and buy some houses and land. Well, it's up to you two to decide whether to charge rent or open a shop. That's it! (Laugh, go upstairs, others laugh)
Li Dazui: Master Tong Tong, what should I do?
Tong Boda: Go and boil some water.
Tong Xiangyu: boil some water.
Li Dazui: Why should I boil water?
Tong Boda: Oh dear! The new uncle worked hard all day, but he couldn't take a bath. Go and boil the water!
Tong Xiangyu: Go and boil the water! (Help Dad go upstairs)
Li Dazui: I am the first ... (turning to everyone) I am the first class. ...
Bai Zhantang: Be quick. (Grit your teeth and raise your finger) If you dare to be lazy, I will order you!
Li Dazui: I am the first class. ...
Everybody: Let's go now!
Li Dazui reluctantly walked away. Bai Zhantang sat down and turned up like an uncle. Guo Furong and Lv Qinghou smiled. The guest shouted "dish" and nobody paid attention.
Midcourt-no flowers
Beckham and Guo went to sleep and haven't seen each other all night.
Mo Xiaobei: (slamming the pen) Married? How dare you get married?
Tong Xiangyu: (stands up) Hey! Why can't I get married?
Mo Xiaobei: Who agreed? Who allowed it? Who approved it? !
Bai Zhantang: (stands up) Why do you approve of our marriage?
Mo Xiaobei: Of course, she was born in Hengshan School and died in Hengshan School. Even if she is buried in the grave, she is also the body of Hengshan Sect!
Tong Xiangyu: What's the use of asking for a corpse? !
Guo Furong: You tie your knot! Ignore her!
Mo Xiaobei: Hey! Do you need to deal with our affairs?
Guo Furong: Look at you! I'll put her in a dark room and give her something to eat as soon as you see the bride! If you are dishonest and don't even give food, you will starve to death!
Bai Zhantang: The small one!
Mo Xiaobei: I, I, I will fight with you! (Hit him on the head)
Bai Zhantang: Oh, dear! Dial the wrong number ...
Li Dazui: (enters the room) Hey! What? What's the matter?
Mo Xiaobei: (crying) They bullied me in partnership. ...
Li Dazui: (Protecting Mo Xiaobei) Is that enough? !
Bai Zhantang wants to strike a table and Guo Furong wants to row a boat.
Li Dazui: (White face instantly turns into a bad face) Mo Xiaobei, I'm telling you, be honest. If you dare to compete with our daughter-in-law, I'll tell you not to give you food!
Mo Xiaobei: Ah-get up! (Crying at my desk) 55555555 ... Is there such a sister-in-law? !
Tong Xiangyu: Ok, ok, you go out first and close the door. (Everyone is out)
The more Mo Xiaobei cried, the sadder she became. Tong Xiangyu could not bear to help her up.
Mo Xiaobei: Not alive! Not alive ... get up!
Tong Xiangyu: Beckham, (filming Mo Xiaobei) You just don't want to get married?
Mo Xiaobei: You can get married! Don't stay on my turf!
Tong Xiangyu: Hey, when did it become your territory?
Mo Xiaobei: You're not going, are you? I'm leaving! (I want to go)
Tong Xiangyu: Ouch! Okay, okay ... Oh, what a nuisance! (La Mo Xiaobei)
Mo Xiaobei: (Sit down) You're not getting married, are you?
Tong Xiangyu: Well, I didn't mean to.
Mo Xiaobei: Brother Bai, no, the baiwenhang forced you, didn't he?
Tong Xiangyu: If only he forced it. (sighs)
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