McDull is a cartoon piglet originating from Hong Kong. This pig’s life is extremely ordinary, but it is such a character that allows the audience to see the common problems among themselves, their children and the people around them. shadow. The story of the McDull series has had a surprising impact from the very beginning. The following is a collection of McDull's classic lines that I have prepared for you. I hope you all like it!
McDull's classic lines? Laws
McDull's Law 1: If you have something to say, don't wait. It’s up to the other person to understand, because the other person is not you and doesn’t know what you want. In the end, you can only be sad and disappointed, especially in relationships.
McDull's Law 2: You don't respect me, I respect you; you don't respect me yet, I still respect you. If you don't respect me again, I will destroy you.
McDull's Law Three: Cry when you want to cry, laugh when you want to laugh, don't let the hypocrisy of the world make you become hypocritical too.
McDull’s Law 4: If you don’t feel happy when you go to bed, let it go. It's OK to be sad, but it's not OK to hurt your stomach.
McDull’s Law No. 5, you must know how to cherish and protect everyone around you. Because of the broken necks and looking back in the past life, we have met in this life!
McDull’s Law No. 6, we You can move forward slowly, but never go back.
McDull's Law 7: Never retreat. There is no way out until the end.
McDull’s Law 8: Don’t reason with women, especially angry women.
McDull’s classic lines? Quotes
Quote 1: Thank you for the coming of the night. I know that no matter how failed I am today, a brand new tomorrow is still waiting for me to prove it. Myself...
Quotation 2: Thanks to my figure, even if I am bloated, I can travel around the world.
Quotation 3: Thanks to those days that made me sad, I know that happiness is not far away from me.
Quotation 4: Thanks to my nose, even if it is collapsed, it still allows me to breathe fresh air.
Quotation 5: Thank you for the sun rising again and continuing to ignite my dreams.
Quote 6: Thank you for never leaving me, letting me know that there are still people who love me.
Famous Quote 7: Thanks to my eyes, no matter how small or squinted, I can still see the sunrise, sunset, flowers blooming and withering.
Famous Quote 8: Thank God for the rain, which cleanses the sad and stagnant soul.
Quotation 9: Thank you for your support. No matter how frustrated I am today, I will still live bravely.
McDull’s classic lines? Volunteer
My ambition is to be an engineer. Every day, I will do a lot of projects. After get off work, I go to the supermarket to buy a big bottle of Coke. A package of braised eggs and a package of ham, because the price is on sale!
My ambition is to be a fire captain. Every day, I put out many fires. After get off work, my teammates Xiao Ming and I Xiao Cao and Sister Furong had a set meal together, which included shrimp and fish. They could also choose a winter melon cup instead of the regular soup, but it cost an extra 30 yuan.
My ambition is to be a principal. Every day, after collecting the students’ tuition fees, I go to eat hot pot. Today I eat spicy hot pot, tomorrow I eat pickled fish hot pot, and the day after tomorrow I eat pork bone hot pot. Teacher Chen praised it. I, [McDull, you have finally found the true meaning of life]
McDull’s classic line? Motto
McDull said: If you survive a catastrophe, you will surely have a pot of porridge.
McDull said: Strong kidneys are strength.
McDull said: One pig also has another pig's pocket.
McDull said: There are unpredictable events in the sky, and people have sudden egg tarts.
McDull said: Pick up your chopsticks when you hear the chicken!
McDull said: Lovers will eventually become meat.
McDull said: If love lasts for a long time, it will not be about pork or meat.
McDull said: When three people are together, there must be a pig head
McDull’s classic line? Life
If there is no foresight, there must be egg tarts. The green hills are still there, even if there are no egg tarts? That's it, four egg tarts! If there is nothing, where can we eat egg tarts? A string of time and a string of tarts. A good man doesn't eat in front of his eyes. The sky is unpredictable, and people are unpredictable. Since ancient times, whoever has never died has chosen to be the main egg tart.
McDull’s classic line? Love
Lovers will eventually become losers. A pig's pocket is in the eye of the beholder. I don't care about eternity, I only care about the love that has faded away. The toad wanted to eat the pig's head. If the love between two people lasts for a long time, it will not be about pork, pork and meat. The moon represents my chicken heart. Love lies in gold cards. I wish to be a winged bird in heaven, and a pig with a tail on earth. There's a different flavor in Pig's Head.
McDull’s classic lines? Academic chapter
Once you understand, I’ll pat you on the head. If the meat is not cut, it will not be made into a cake. Pick up your chopsticks when you smell the chicken. When there are three people walking together, there must be a pig in the bag. Develop a reading habit from an early age. If you teach unwisely, it is the fault of a pig. A minor offense counts as a major offense three times.
McDull’s classic lines? Bedtime story
Once upon a time there was a child who lied and one day he died
Once upon a time there was a child who studied very hard and became rich when he grew up.
Once upon a time, there was a child who was very unfilial. One day he sprained his foot
Once upon a time, there was a child who went to bed early and got up late. The next day, he died
McDull classic Lines? Thick noodles with fish balls
McDull: Please, thick noodles with fish balls
Principal: No thick noodles
McDull: Really? Let’s have a bowl of fish Maru pho bar
Principal: No fish balls
McDull: Really? That tripe thick noodles
Principal: No thick noodles
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McDull: Then I want fish balls with oily noodles
Principal: No fish balls
McDull: Why are there nothing? Then I want thick noodles with cuttlefish balls
Principal: No thick noodles
McDull: Sold out again? Please give me a bowl of fish ball rice noodles
Principal: No fish balls
Next: McDull, their fish balls and thick noodles are sold out, that is, all the combinations with fish balls and thick noodles are gone
McDull: Oh~~! There are no combinations? Trouble! You just want fish balls
Principal: No fish balls
McDull: What about thick noodles?
Principal: No thick noodles
McDull’s classic lines? The World of Mai Tai
Paper-wrapped chicken? Welcome everyone to watch "The World of McDull". Today I will introduce to you a simple and unique side dish? - Paper-wrapped chicken, the children at home must be very happy like. The materials are very simple, we only need a chicken bag, and we tear off the paper at the bottom of the chicken bag. . . Tear it slowly, and you will get a piece of chicken wrapping paper, and then turn the chicken wrapping paper over. This paper wrapping chicken is completed, it is very easy, right? Thank you for watching!
Paper chicken wrapping ?I’m so happy to meet you all again so soon. Next, I will teach you how to make paper chicken buns. The materials are also very simple. We only need a piece of white paper. We only need to crumple the paper into a ball like this. . .
That’s it for wrapping chicken in paper. Dear children, do you think it looks like chicken?
Chicken wrapped in paper? Chicken wrapped in paper? Now I want to teach you a very unique side dish? - Chicken Bao To wrap chicken in paper wrap chicken, first carefully tear open the paper wrapped chicken, you will have a piece of chicken wrapping paper and a piece of chicken, then wrap the chicken wrapping paper around the piece of chicken like I did, and then use it like this Wrap the chicken in paper and wrap it in paper. Then just wrap the chicken in paper and wrap the chicken in paper. Isn’t it very simple? There is really a piece of chicken to eat!
McDull’s classic lines? Doctor
Mrs. Mai: Doctor, this kid is shaking his feet
Doctor: Huh?
Mrs. Mai: I said, this kid is shaking his feet all day long
Doctor: What does that have to do with me?
Mr. Mai: You are a doctor
Doctor: So what?
Mr. Mai: Then See a doctor, you are a general practitioner of internal medicine and external medicine
Doctor: Sorry, general medicine and internal medicine does not include shaking feet
Mr. Mai: What does internal medicine and general medicine include?
Doctor: Common things
Mai Tai: How common?
Doctor: Common diseases
Mai Tai: How common?
Doctor: Just normal, dizziness and cold
Mai Tai: What else?
Doctor: There is also cold wind in children, external chills, unknown swelling and poison, and trauma to joints. Gastrointestinal discomfort, vomiting and upset stomach, seasonal colds, back pain, poor urination, fat accumulation, loss of libido, big neck, big eyes and belly
Mai Tai: Is there anything else?
Doctor: There are also those who have itchy skin, nervousness, forgetfulness and insomnia, acne and prickly heat on the scalp, small intestinal gas, insufficient kidney water, dizziness and tinnitus, dry mouth and tongue, herpes zoster, hemorrhoids on the buttocks, frequent urination, corns, and excessive stomach acid. , high cholesterol, vomiting blood and milk, nasal congestion, etc.?
Mrs. Mai: What else?
Doctor: There are also daze, chicken blindness, madness, weak legs, Floaters, ear blast, pale mouth, pale face, worms, stains, beer belly, sneaky meat, bye-bye meat, chickenpox, bloated abdomen, bald head, big head, dull eyes, mosquito bites, Female duck feet, shaking feet, housewife's hands, athlete's foot
Mrs. Mai: You said shaking feet!
Doctor: When did I say shaking feet?
Mrs. Mai: I heard you say shaking your feet
Doctor: I don’t know that
Mrs. Mai: You clearly said: in a daze, in a coma, in a frenzy, in a leg. Softness, floaters, ear blast, pale mouth, pale face, worms, stains, beer belly, sneaky meat, bye-bye meat, chickenpox, bloated abdomen, bald head, big head, dull eyes, mosquito bites Bite, Hong Kong athlete's foot and shaking feet
Doctor: How could I say that?
Mr. Mai: Then what are you talking about?
Doctor : Talking about common ailments
Mr. Mai: How common?
Doctor: Common, cold and cough
Mr. Mai: What else?
Doctor: There are also vomiting of bile, nocturia, sneezing, runny nose, tonsil inflammation, itchy feet, osteoporosis, sagging stomach, and hiccups
Matthew: It seems like Also
Doctor: There is also this expressionless face, raised eyebrows and eyes, cheeks visible behind the ears, cold and cold at times, muscle aches, terrible irritation, rheumatism and bone pain, sore throat, tilted head and shrinkage Neck, long waist, short legs, trance, weak hamstrings, diarrhea, itchy teeth, excessive sweating and hot flashes, hair loss and hair loss, inflammation of the prostate, big eyes, daze, chicken blindness, floaters, ear blast, Legs spread, eyes staring, sneaky meat, bye bye meat, nervousness, long and short legs, duck feet, housewife hands, shaking feet, athlete's foot
Mrs. Mai: Look! Talking about shaking again
It's your feet, say it again!
Doctor: I think you really have hair loss
Special meal
McDull: Please, I want a regular meal
Mai Tai: Regular meal? What is there for the regular meal?
Guy: It’s the same as the special meal
Mai Tai: What is the special meal? Something?
Guy: It’s almost like fast food
Matt: What is fast food?
Guy: Oh, fast food is just lunch
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Matt: What’s for lunch?
Guy: Lunch is the same as dinner
Matt: What’s for dinner?
Guy: Dinner is just a regular meal
Matt: That’s it, I want two regular meals
Guy: Good stuff, our regular meal today? Sorry , the regular meals are sold out
McDull: Well, let’s have a special meal instead
Mrs. Mai: Special meal? What’s for the special meal?
Guy :The special meal is lunch
Matt: What’s for lunch?
Guy: It’s all the same things as dinner
Matt: What’s that? Is it dinner?
Guy: It’s the same as fast food.
Matt: What’s the fast food?
Guy: Well, fast food is also a regular meal.
Mrs. Mai: Then you just said that there are no regular meals?
Guy: Yes, the regular meals are sold out, so why don’t you try the special meals?
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Mrs. Mai: Two special meals
Guy: Sorry, the special meal is sold out
McDull: Well, mom, why not try fast food
Matthew: What’s the fast food?
Guy: Fast food is the regular meal
Mai Tai: What’s the regular meal?
Waiter: Regular meals are lunch
Mai: Oh, what’s for lunch?
Guard: Lunch is the same as dinner
Mai Mrs.: What about dinner?
Guy: Dinner is a special meal.
Mrs. Mai: Oh, so you just said there is no special meal?
Guy : Yes, the special meals are sold out. Then why don’t you try the fast food? It’s the same
Mrs. Mai: Those are the two fast food
Guy: Sorry, No more fast food
Matt: That’s not too far off, so what kind of meal do you have?
Man: Lunch, lunch is good
Matt : How is it so good?
Guy: It’s as good as dinner
Mrs. Mai: So why is dinner so good?
Guy: It’s just like a regular meal Okay
Mai Tai: How about regular meals?
Guy: Regular meals? Regular meals are sold out early in the morning. Do you think it’s okay?
Matt: Okay, okay, I want two lunches
Man: Sorry! The lunch is sold out, do you want to try our dinner? It’s the same
Mrs. Mai: What’s for dinner in the daytime?
Guy: Huh? It’s just called dinner, but it’s actually lunch.
Mrs. Mai: Okay, okay, I’m scared of you. , I want two dinners, please hurry up
Guy: Want to hurry? If you want to hurry, you need fast food