Small Shenyang Business Edition:

Career is actually short,

When you close your eyes again and again, your career in a company is over; Howl ~

Once again, the career of another company will be over; Howl ~

Do you know what is the most painful thing in your career? That is, I worked hard, but I met a bad boss; Howl ~

Do you know what is the most painful thing in your career? I just met a good boss, and I dawdled again; Howl ~

Do you know what was the most painful part of that career? I worked hard and met a good boss, but the boss of this company doesn't count, and I have to listen to the boss's wife. Howl ~

Small Shenyang application version:

Job hunting is actually very painful.

As soon as the eyes are opened and then closed, an application is passed; Howl ~

When you open and close again, another application will pass; Howl ~

Do you know what is the most painful thing about job hunting? Is that I have a crush on this job, but people don't like me; Howl ~

Do you know what is the most painful thing about job hunting? That is, others like me, but I don't like this job; Howl ~

Do you know what is the most painful thing about job hunting? That is, I secretly love others, others secretly love me, but the financial tsunami, this company is gone; Howl ~

Small Shenyang version of customer communication:

Customer communication is actually very painful!

When the mouth is opened and closed, a customer has finished communicating. Howl ~

The mouth closed again, and another customer finished communicating. Howl ~

Do you know what is the most painful part of customer communication? That is, I said a lot and the customer didn't respond. Howl ~

Do you know what is the most painful part of customer communication? It's just that the customer said a lot and I didn't respond. Howl ~

Do you know what is the most painful part of customer communication? Even as I said, customers are quite recognized. I don't care if I agree with what the customers say, but they seem to agree. However, the financial storm lost customers, so howl ~

Classic Quotations and Sentences of Little Shenyang

Xiao Shenyang, formerly known as Shen He, 198 1, was born in Tieling City, Liaoning Province on May 7, and is an actor. Worship Zhao Benshan in 2006; In 2009, he performed the sketch "Not Bad Money" with Zhao Benshan, Bi Fujian and Mao Mao in CCTV Spring Festival Evening. Participated in CCTV Spring Festival Evening sketch "Donation" in 20xx; In 20xx, he performed the sketch "I really want to go home" in Beijing Satellite TV Spring Festival Evening.

Classic quotations from Xiao Shenyang:

On behalf of my bodyguard bin Laden, my secretary Annan, my servant level and my pet Koizumi, I thank my friends for their support!

A person's life is actually very short, and sometimes it is the same as sleeping. Close your eyes and open them again. One day has passed, howling. Close your eyes and close them again. This life has passed, howling.

Push me again and I'll play dead for you!

The sun shines on the earth! Welcome to the theater! If you want to ask me who I am, my nickname is Little Gong Li!

My principle is: if people don't attack me, I won't attack; If someone attacks me, I will be angry!

The most painful thing in life is that people die and the money is not spent!

I have been crying all my life, and I must find a prince riding a white horse in my next life.

Life is like this: live with your eyes closed for one day and live with your eyes closed for the rest of your life.

When you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home; If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables.

There are four tragedies in life: a long drought meets a sweet rain, a drop; When you meet an old friend in a foreign country, you are a creditor; Wedding night, next door; When I want to be the first, I dream.

I was also an infatuated seed, but it rained and drowned.

Above people, treat people as people; Under people, treat yourself as a person.

Although I look abnormal, I have always been very talented!

My friends, they all say, at first glance, I have a long time to use. Actually, I don't take advantage at all. I don't believe you. . It's better to look at it at first sight!

What's the use of being handsome? Probably eaten by a pawn!

Not only am I lucky, but also athlete's foot!

So many people despise me. Who are you?

I want to watch Errenzhuan happily, watch football unpleasantly, and watch China football unpleasantly.

I am a man of status. What is a man of status? It's someone with an ID card!

My little sister is very happy to see me. Oh, big brother, you really look like the sea. Unfortunately, big brother, I get seasick. It makes me sick to see the sea!

You call me ugly, but I'm telling you, I'm old and talented. Why do you think this is?

They say I'm ugly, but my mother is very rare. My mother said she took me to the park when I was a child. Many old people gathered around and asked my mother, Sister, where did you buy this monkey? Now I have grown up!

Take other people's road, leaving others with no way out.

A collection of classic quotations from Xiao Shenyang

If marriage is the grave of love, then I expect someone to bury me.

Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you!

So many people despise me. Who are you?

All shall be well, Jack shall have Jill.

Most people only do three things in their lives: deceive themselves, deceive others and be deceived by others.

Not afraid of being used, I am afraid that you are useless.

Other people's money and wealth are things other than me.

Women please themselves, men are pitiful to please themselves!

Leave the green hills, but there is still no wood to burn.

Strongly protest against commercial TV dramas!

God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still hurts my heart and bones.

When you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home; If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables.

My principle is: if people don't attack me, I won't attack; If someone attacks me, I will be angry!

People always make mistakes, otherwise the right way will be crowded.

Occasionally, living silently will feel great, and living silently will feel miserable.

The generation gap is-I asked my father, "What do you think of the chrysanthemum table?" Dad thought for a moment and said, "No!"

It's not good to look at you fiercely. It's better to look at you carefully.

You can't eat a fat man in one bite, but the fat man is eaten in one bite!

A woman who knows little about men eventually becomes a man's wife, and a woman who knows everything about men eventually becomes an old woman.

God has given us acne while giving us youth.

If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

I am also the seed of infatuation, and I drowned in the rain.

Money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.

I allow you to come into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

I hope one day I can double-click my wallet with my mouse, then select a hundred-dollar bill, press "ctrl c" and keep "ctrl v".

People are afraid of famous pigs and strong, men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat.

If being rich is also a mistake, I'd rather repeat it.

Never hang yourself from a tree. You can try it several times in the surrounding trees.

Everyone has at least one dream and a strong reason.

Mature people don't ask the past, smart people don't ask the present, and open-minded people don't ask the future.

Love is like two people pulling a rubber band, and the injured one is always unwilling to let go!

If the heart has no place to live, it will wander everywhere!

After seeing me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

When I was a child, I didn't read. My mother said, "When I grow up, I will let you marry a bachelor who sells pork." Now daughter Jiao Yu: "Study hard and grow up to marry a bachelor selling pork."

Cherish life-if God keeps you alive, you must have a plan.

Work, take a step back and broaden the horizon; Love, take a step back and broaden the horizon.

We are a little different: she wants me to turn dirt into gold, and I want her to treat gold as dirt.

Mom said that it is best not to miss two things in life: the last bus home and the person who loves you deeply.

Don't say that women are too realistic if men don't have skills, and don't say that men are too playboy if women don't have strength.

Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.

There are many people jumping off buildings recently, so be careful not to be hit.

Look into my eyes and you will see persistence and sincerity except chewing gum.

I must be reborn as a woman in my next life and then marry a man like me.

Sleep is an art-no one can stop me from pursuing art!

I have not only a car, but also my own car.

Men have gold under their knees. I cut off my whole leg and didn't even find a copper coin!

Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!

What's the use of "handsome"? It's just eaten by a pawn!

There are four tragedies in life: a long drought meets a sweet rain, a drop; When you meet an old friend in a foreign country, you are a creditor; Wedding night, next door; When I want to be the first, I dream.

Love is like playing basketball, with attack and defense, and sometimes fake action!

Lying in bed in the morning, I took out six coins from my pocket: if they are all heads, I will go to class. Hesitated for a long time, forget it. Don't take the risk.

A successful husband has more money than his wife can spend, and a successful wife finds such a husband.

Classic quotations and hilarious quotations from Xiao Shenyang

1 Why is this?

2 Take other people's road, leaving others with no way out.

I'm so talented. I was a tailor in my last life.

They say I am poor-looking, but my mother seldom sees me. My mother said she took me to the park when I was a child. Many old people came around and asked my mother, big sister, where did you buy this monkey? Now I have grown up.

5 it is still necessary to develop slowly when you become famous. Look at this dress I'm wearing. What, you said that red is not good for big green. Don't look down on people. I bought all my clothes from a specialty store.

I wandered around the mall and asked a waiter casually, how much is this dress? She said, 180 yuan. I said, do you want to sell it for 30 yuan? She said yes, and then asked me to pay. I said, I don't want to buy it. I'm just browsing.

What does the sun look like when it comes out? What am I like?

It's so festive.

I can see that you are very young. Oh, this cosmetic is really effective. Who can tell when you look at a 60-year-old man?

Who hasn't bloomed in their sixties?

Yes, cactus will blossom in 60 years.

10 pia I just wandered around, I was naughty! !

1 1 Turn a blind eye. One day has passed, and one life has passed. Hang up!

12 I'm home and you're still chasing me! !

13 Stop filming, just come to my class and have a rest!

14 I'll see who didn't applaud, lying on your window in the middle of the night ~ ~

My Chinese name is Yang Xiaoshen, and my English name is Xiao Shenyang!

16 old girl, you can catch me ~ ~

17 Eee ~ ~ worn off. Oh, my God, I told you there is no crotch nia in the tunnel.

18 I am a person of status. What is a man of status? People with ID cards are people with identity!

19 The sun shines on the earth!

Welcome to the theater.

20. Oh, my God, I really want my little bag. 320.。 . . After discount 15

2 1 Never bother others with what you can do.

I will accompany you to death ~

Audience friends ~ ~ They all say I look like a pervert ~!

I'm telling you, I'm nothing like ~! ! ! ! !

. . . . . . I am. . .

Bullshit, you colorful moonlight rope!

At the age of 25, I will walk on the floor and never look back.

Come to my class without clapping all the time. When your wrist hurts, so does my heart.

You are blind! ! ! This is a cotton condom! ! ! !

Hey, I said you don't run when others run, right ... you despise me! I said, why don't you webbed ~ ~ I'm coming. ....

Come on, brother 29? I'm Tang Xiao, um ~ I'm in the country of my daughter ~ Fuck ~ I'm old and cruel ~ slap my mouth ~

If you want to be happy, you can watch Errenzhuan; if you want to be unhappy, you can watch football; if you want to die, you can watch China football.

30 people don't judge a book by its cover.

3 1 Send a friend a different song by Chen Shui-bian, a famous singer in Taiwan Province Province.

The theme song of the famous American rock TV series "Water Margin" and the title song "Dao Lang's Lover" of "Escort Agency" are dedicated to everyone.

What about my friends? They all say I'm good at this. Actually, I'm not good at it at all I can't believe you can't catch up with me if you look closely.

I'm either a celebrity or a celebrity.

I practiced this somersault for seven or eight years ~

35 Brother Jade Emperor

-Love Bajie

-Brother Yu, where are you from?

Iraq!

-It's too far ~

-In the distance, that bungalow!

-No, no,no. Your mother's ass has white hair!

-I want Buddhist scriptures.

-Fuck me, it's not parallel!

Only Iraq. You said this country is turning yellow.

37- You are so ugly, but you still go out for a walk and stay at home.

-Just watching you hit a tree

Thank you for your silence ~

Although I am not a celebrity friend, I have never been to countries around us, such as Malaysia, Thailand, Vietnam, Singapore and Russia.

Although I look abnormal, I am actually old and talented.

4 1 This feeling makes people breathless. . . Ah, horses. . . You will feel short of breath in the morning.

Hello, auntie and husband ~

43 (imitating Adu) Did you hear that? Uh ~ I haven't sung yet ~

Sister, don't be afraid. I'm a person, not a ghost ~

45 smelly shameless ~

I'll tell you, I'll spread my leisure ~

It's also a contradiction for me whether I'm a man's coat or a woman's coat ~

Grandma, it's great that you really don't go to the coat ~

Grandma, I am not a toy.

Brother 50, are you back? Please sit down!

5 1 The sun shines on the earth! Welcome to the theater! If you want to ask me who I am, my nickname is Little Gong Li!

Thank you for your silence!

53 mineral water ~ grilled fish fillet with tea, eggs and sausage ~

Xiao Shenyang said he was a stewardess, so he shouted.

Just have a feeling of the sea. . .

56 mu (this pronunciation is really similar, thanks to the inventor), can you still hurt silver after eating it?

57Q7, you can't afford it if you can't afford it!

Why don't you hurt me? You despise me, don't you? I'm coming. . .

Sister, sister, guess I took money from this small bag. Guess, do you believe in 320? After I finished, it was 15. Well, it's always cheap.

Brother 60, you are my real father.

6 1 Come out, Fourth Aunt. What's your name?

62 Just stroll around Pia, and I won't look back if someone recruits me, just stroll around.

Sister, you can catch me!

When did my sister come? Why didn't you call me?

Go to sleep first, son. Who chose the wrong name? I'll come out and change it

66 meets a real crack ~ ~ ~ ~

Oh, I'll go. Isn't it old Sam? Isn't it Lan Zhi?

68── Oh, brother, are you the boy who sings a duet? Is your name Xiao Shenyang?

-How?

-Oh, my God, look at you. You look like the sea.

-Little sister, do you like me? Are you in love with me?

Don't get me wrong, I get seasick. I feel sick at the sight of the sea.

What girl? She is a man.

The most painful thing in life is that people die and the money is not spent.

7 1. Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you!

There are so many people who despise me. Who are you?

73. Everything will be fine. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill.

74. Most people only do three things in their life: deceive themselves, deceive others and be bullied.

75. Not afraid of being used, I am afraid that you are useless.

76. Other people's money belongs to me.

77. Women please themselves, while men please themselves piteously!

78. The green hills remain the same, and the firewood remains the same.

79. Strongly protest against TV dramas being broadcast during advertising time!

80. God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still made my heart ache and my bones and muscles strain. ...

8 1. Eat wild vegetables at home if you have no money; If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables.

82. My principle is: if people don't attack me, I won't attack; If someone attacks me, I will be angry!

83. People always make mistakes, otherwise the right road will be crowded.

84. Occasionally, living silently will feel great, and living silently will feel miserable.

85. The generation gap is-I asked my father: What do you think of the chrysanthemum table? Dad thought about it and said, no!

86. At first glance, you don't look so good. At second glance, you might as well look evil.

87. You can't eat a fat man in one bite, but the fat man is eaten in one bite!

88. A woman who knows a little about men finally becomes a man's wife, and a woman who knows a lot about men finally becomes an old woman.

89. While God gave us youth, he also gave us acne.

90. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

9 1. I was also an infatuated seed, but it rained and drowned.

92. Money is not everything. Sometimes you need a credit card.

I allow you to walk into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

94. I hope that one day I can double-click my wallet with my mouse, then select a hundred-dollar bill, press ctrl c, and then press CTRL V..

95. People are afraid of being famous pigs and being strong, while men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat.

96. If being rich is also a mistake, I'd rather make the same mistake again.

97. If marriage is the grave of love, then I expect someone to bury me.

98. Never hang yourself on a tree, but try several times in the surrounding trees.

99. Everyone has at least one dream and one strong reason.

100. Mature people don't ask the past, smart people don't ask the present, and open-minded people don't ask the future.