on the day of the exam, in the temporary examination room-the company meeting room, all the candidates were full of ambitions and had a plan, showing confidence in winning. Soon, the exam began, and the examiner handed out the test paper to each candidate. I saw the topic on the test paper as follows:
Comprehensive test (limited to 3 minutes)
1. Please read the test paper carefully;
2. Please write your name in the upper left corner of the test paper;
3. Write Chinese Pinyin under your name;
4. Please write down the names of five animals;
5. Please write down the names of five plants;
6. Please write down the names of five kinds of fruits;
7. Please write down five cities in China;
8. Please write down five foreign cities;
9. Please write down the names of five China scientists;
1. Please write down the names of five foreign scientists;
11. Please name five China classics;
12. Please name five famous foreign literary works;
13. Please write five idioms;
14. Please write five two-part allegorical sayings;
......
Many candidates swept the examination paper in a hurry, immediately picked up their pens and scrawled on it. The air in the examination room was a little frozen because of nervousness.
one minute ... two minutes ... three minutes, and the time will soon come. Except for two or three people who handed in their papers within the stipulated time of three minutes, everyone else was busy answering and writing on the test paper. When the examiner announced the end of the exam and all the papers that were not handed in on time were invalid, the examination room was like a fried pot, and the candidates who had not handed in the papers complained one after another: "How can you hand in Zheng on time in such a short time and with so many questions?" "yes! The topic is very biased! "
I saw the examiner smiling. "What a pity! Although you can't enter the next exam of our company, you might as well take your papers with you as a souvenir. If you take a closer look, it may help you in the future. " With that, he left politely.
After listening to the examiner's words, many people picked up the papers in their hands and read on, only to see the following topic:
19. Please write five synonyms of "earnest";
2. If you have finished reading the questions, please only do the second question.
How to use people
Anyone who has been to the temple knows that when he enters the temple gate, the first one is Amitabha Buddha, who welcomes guests with a smiling face, while to his north, it is Wei Tuo with a black mouth and a black face. But according to legend, a long time ago, they were not in the same temple, but were in charge of different temples. Miller Buddha is enthusiastic and happy, so many people come, but he doesn't care about anything, and he doesn't manage his accounts properly, so he still makes ends meet. And although Wei Tuo is a cook in charge of accounts, he keeps a gloomy face all day, which is too serious, making fewer and fewer people, and finally the incense is cut off. Buddha found this problem when he was looking for incense, so he put them in the same temple, and Mile Buddha was in charge of public relations, smiling at all guests, so the incense flourished. While Wei Tuo is impartial, and he will be better than others, so he is put in charge of finance and strictly controlled. In the division of labor and cooperation between the two people, the temple is thriving.
In fact, in the eyes of the master of employing people, there are no useless people, just like the master of martial arts. You don't need expensive swords, but picking flowers and flying leaves can hurt people. The key depends on how to use them.
Kangaroo and Cage
One day, city zoo found the kangaroo escaped from the cage, so he held a meeting to discuss it, and agreed that the height of the cage was too low. So they decided to raise the height of the cage from 1 meters to 2 meters. As a result, the next day they found that kangaroos still ran outside, so they decided to raise the height to 3 meters again. I didn't expect to see all the kangaroos running outside the next day, so the administrators were so nervous that they decided to raise the height of the cage to 1 meters. One day the giraffe and some kangaroos were chatting, "Do you think these people will continue to raise your cages?" Asked the giraffe. "It's hard to say." Kangaroo said, "If they continue to forget to close the door!" " Management experience: there are "the origin and the end", "the severity" and "the urgency". Closing the door is the origin, raising the cage is the end, and giving up the origin and pursuing the end is of course irrelevant. What is management?
management is to analyze the major and minor contradictions of things first, understand the "background", "importance" and "urgency" of things clearly, and then start from important aspects.
Bian Que's medical skills
King Wen of Wei asked the famous doctor Bian Que, "You three brothers are all good at medical skills, which one is the best?" Bian Que replied: "The eldest brother is the best, the middle brother is the second, and I am the worst." King Wen asked again, "Then why are you the most famous?" Bian Que replied, "The elder brother treated the disease before the onset of the disease. Because most people don't know that he can eradicate the cause in advance, his fame can't spread; Brother Zhong treated the disease at the beginning of his illness. Most people think that he can only cure minor ailments, so his fame only extends to his own village. And I treated my illness when it was serious. Most people have seen me perform major operations such as bloodletting on the meridians and applying medicine to the skin, so I thought that my medical skills were brilliant and my fame spread all over the country. "
management experience: control after the event is not as good as control during the event, and control during the event is not as good as control in advance. Unfortunately, most business operators fail to realize this and wait until the wrong decision has caused great losses before seeking compensation. Often, even if a well-known "airborne soldier" is invited, the result will not help.
A guest visited someone's house and saw that the chimney on the stove was straight and there was a lot of wood beside it. The guest told the host that the chimney had to be bent and the wood had to be removed, otherwise there might be a fire in the future, but the host didn't make any indication. Soon the master's house caught fire, and the neighbors rushed to put out the fire. Finally, the fire was put out, so the master cooked sheep and slaughtered cattle and entertained the neighbors to reward them for their contribution to the fire fighting, but he did not invite the person who suggested that he remove the wood and change the chimney. Someone said to the host, "If you had listened to that gentleman's words, you wouldn't have to prepare a banquet today, and there was no fire damage. Now, it's very strange that the person who gave you advice was not grateful, but the person who put out the fire was a guest!" The host suddenly realized and quickly invited the guest who had given advice to have a drink.
management experience: generally speaking, people who can settle or solve all kinds of thorny problems in the business process are excellent managers. In fact, this is debatable. As the saying goes, "prevention is more important than cure", which can prevent problems before they happen, and is better than controlling chaos after they have become. From this point of view, the preventives of enterprise problems are actually better than the solvers of enterprise problems.
Save people
In. As usual, don't hesitate to lie down when you find the enemy plane diving. But the captain didn't lie down at once. He found a little soldier still standing four or five meters away from him. He didn't think much, and a diving fly pressed the little soldier tightly under him. At this time, there was a loud noise, and
the splashed soil fell on them. The captain patted the dust on his body and looked back, suddenly stunned: the position where he was just now was blown into a big pit.
going out
in ancient times, two brothers each went out with a suitcase. Along the way, the heavy suitcase overwhelmed both brothers. They had to change their right hands when their left hands were tired, and change their left hands when their right hands were tired. Suddenly, Big Brother stopped, bought a pole by the roadside and hung two suitcases on the pole. He picked up two boxes and went on the road, but he felt much more relaxed. It may be far-fetched to link these two stories together, but they do have striking similarities: the little soldier and brother in the story are lucky, but the captain and brother in the story are even luckier, because they help themselves while helping others!
management experience: we will certainly encounter many difficulties on the road of our life. But don't we all know that on the way forward, moving the stumbling block under others' feet is sometimes just paving the way for ourselves?
Son of the Fish King
There was a fisherman who had first-class fishing skills and was honored as the' Fish King'. However,' Fishing King' was very upset when he was old, because his three sons' fishing skills were all mediocre. So a man often tells people his troubles: "I really don't understand, my fishing skills are so good, why are my sons so bad?" I have taught them fishing skills since they were sensible, starting with the most basic things, telling them how to weave a net to catch fish most easily, how to row a boat without disturbing the fish most, and how to get off the net to invite the fish into the jar most easily. When they grew up, I taught them how to know the tide and distinguish the fish season. . . I have taught them all the experiences I have worked hard for years, but their fishing skills can't catch up with the sons of fishermen whose skills are worse than mine! " After listening to his story, a passerby asked, "Have you been teaching them hand in hand?" "Yes, in order to give them first-class fishing skills, I taught them very carefully and patiently." "Have they been following you?" "Yes, in order to make them take fewer detours, I always let them follow me." Passers-by said, "in this case, your mistake is obvious." You only taught them technology, but you didn't teach them lessons. For talents, no lessons can make people great, just like no experience! "
apples by the river
an old monk was surrounded by a group of devout disciples. On this day, he told his disciples to go to Nanshan to fetch a load of firewood. The disciples hurried to the river near the mountain, and everyone was dumbfounded. I saw the flood rushing down from the mountain, and I couldn't cross the river to get firewood anyway. Without success, the disciples were a little depressed. Only a young monk and the master are calm and opposite. When the master asked him why, the young monk took an apple out of his arms and handed it to the master, saying that he couldn't cross the river and get firewood. When he saw an apple tree by the river, I picked the only apple on the tree. Later, the young monk became a successor to the master.
There are endless roads and rivers in the world. It is also a kind of wisdom to turn around when you can't cross the river. But true wisdom has to do one thing by the river: fly the kite of thought and pick an "apple". Looking at the past and present, those who hold such a belief in life have finally achieved the breakthrough and transcendence of life.
right hand holding left hand
There is a popular jingle on the table: holding your wife's hand is like holding your left hand with your right hand. Every time someone reads: a table of people who are familiar or unfamiliar will laugh knowingly, and the atmosphere will be relaxed immediately. Of course, this is based on people's unanimous understanding of the jingle-accurate feeling and proper description. One day at the dinner table, someone read this phrase again, and the men laughed as usual. Later, I found that a woman at the dinner table didn't laugh. Men are busy talking and joking. Don't take it seriously. I didn't expect the woman to say seriously: the best thing is that the right hand holds the left hand. First, the left hand is the most trusted by the right hand; Second, the left hand and the right hand belong to each other; Third, how can other hands make you happy and excited? After that, you can cut your hands, only your left hand, and you will be incomplete without it, right? A table full of men admired and praised the women for their profound and unique understanding. The women simply said: What is profound and unique? You might as well go back and read it to your respective wives and see what they said. Some brave men really went back to test their wives, and sure enough, their understanding was the same as that of the ladies at the dinner table. They are all left-handed, and men should of course count with their left hands. And they are all right-handed. Of course, they are right-handed and want to
choose
A farmer saved his wife from the flood, but his child was drowned. Afterwards, people talked about it. Some say he did the right thing, because the child can have another child, but the wife can't die and come back to life. Some say he did something wrong, because his wife can marry another, but the child can't die and come back to life. After listening to people's comments, I feel puzzled: if only one person can be saved, should I save my wife or the children? So I went to visit the farmer and asked him what he thought at that time. He replied, "I didn't think of anything. When the flood hit, my wife passed by me. I grabbed her and swam to the nearby hillside. When I returned, the child had been washed away by the flood. "
On my way home, I pondered the words of the peasants and said to myself: There are many choices in life.