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1. I have always been open-minded to learn from Comrade Tao Yuanming. Comrade Tao Yuanming once said a classic saying: "What is genius? It is nothing more than drinking Liuguotou while others drink coffee"!< /p>

2. I seem to be a pig, eating milk, it’s hard to say what I can squeeze out!

3. Why do I often have eye feces in my eyes? This sleep is deeply loved.

4. If the sky wants to marry someone and the mother wants to rain, let him do it.

5. The highest state of being a man is not to pick up girls, but to let girls pick up you!

6. In fact, there is no road on the ground. There are too many people walking on the road. There is also a lot of garbage.

7. Genius = 3.14% inspiration + 3.1416% skinny + 3.1415926% dynamic +... + π% various senses.

8. Time is like H2O from a sponge. The more you squeeze out, the less it will be.

9. Master Kong lighter, no matter where you don’t know how to light it!

10. Sanlu milk powder, the stepmother’s choice!