I thought I was a god, able to settle myself and help all beings.
2) Yifei: Where am I shameless, despicable and unreliable?
Zi Qiao: Of course, I want more women.
4) Meijia: If you have a caesarean section, I will have a caesarean section. I want to wipe the floor again.
5) I agree, I have the final say. If there is any objection, she has the final decision.
6) Zi Qiao: Where is your shamelessness, meanness and reliability?
7) The duckling says:? So you're not heartless, cruel and unreasonable?
Ceng Xiaoxian: Haha, well said? What, no, my face is only worth ten cents?
9) Love comes quietly. Whether you are ready or not, you already belong to each other.
10) In my dictionary, there is no distance between points, only the fate between hearts.
Ipartment's classic lines 2 1) Xiaoxian: Am I a newcomer? New? New guy? In the first season, I am the protagonist!
2) Zhang Wei: I bet you what, not what you want, but what I have.
3) Zi Qiao: Don't say that others have brain problems. The premise of abnormal brain is that you must have a brain.
4) Guan Gu: The Thirty-Six Tactics are really profound, and all the tricks send people to a dead end!
5) Xiaoxian:? Since when is Yifei mine? Which episode tells me that Yifei is mine?
Mo Yu: I won't eat it. I gave it to my boyfriend. Angelica. Let him remember coming back that night!
7) Xiaoxian: OK, you have seed, then I will tell her that Guangu has liked you for a long time.
Yumo: You really should put a toilet in your head to wash away all the disgusting things.
9) Fairy: The law does not stipulate that contempt for you requires your own consent.
10) Guangu: I only heard the host scold the audience. I heard the audience scold the host for the first time.
Zi Qiao: Easy to understand, son. He can draw inferences from others. He is much better than Yifei's silly brother.
12) Zhang Wei: That kind of smile is sweet and elegant, as if the spring breeze blows through Lugu Lake and the autumn rain soaks into Jiuzhaigou.
13) Yifei: I'm telling you, it's not a question of winning the Oscar, it's a question of winning a few.
14) Yifei: The longer I talk to her, the more I like pigs. Pigs are always pigs, and people are sometimes not people!
15) Zhang Wei: Even if you can't have a permanent and beautiful love, it's good to have a diamond with permanent value!
16) Youyou: Correct! ABCDEFG, a total of * * * English letters. How many lETters are left after et left?
Ceng Xiaoxian: OK, have a rest. Do you want me to give you an Oscar for best slap?
18) Youyou: Do you know what is the greatest pain in life? Is to sit next to you and you don't know it.
19) Zhang Wei: Today is not Chinese New Year. What law stipulates that I will be despised if I don't give a red envelope?
20) Ron Artest: Hum, who do you think you are? You tried to sneak up on me again. I tell you, I am an eight-time boxing champion.
The funny word for Love Apartment 2 is 1) Xiaoxian: What gun did you use? How many bullets were loaded in the operation? Are you used to spanking or hitting your head?
2) Yifei: Forgive him? ! Forgiving him is God's business. My task is to send him to God!
3) Zhanbo: Sister, if someone hurts you deeply, how long will it take you to forgive him?
4) Zi Qiao: I told her that I left her because I came from Na Wei. I said my planet needed rebuilding, so I left.
5) Youyou: Correct answer. One thing in Sekitani Kamiki is longer than all the boys here. What is this?
6) Yifei: Yes, yes, you are not a bad person ~ are you a person? You put on the painted skin, just like a person!
Zi Qiao: Ceng Xiaoxian, you are a man. What excites you should be the devil's figure, not the devil's stepmother!
8) Zhang Wei: I finally understand who is the third person on this toilet sign. Men, women, Hu Yifei!
9) Fairy: Oh ~ You've heard my show. I'm a radio host. A good man is me. I'm Ceng Xiaoxian.
10) Zhang Wei: I am a judo champion in three legal summer camps. The last one almost won the third place.
Fairy: Joe, you're just in time. Tell Zhang Wei, what is this world? Jade girl? More or less? **? how much is it?
Yumo: Oh, it's not my fault. Who told him to grow a beard? So sexy. I was impulsive. I didn't hold it.
13) Youyou: Do you know what is the greatest pain in life? Is that you already know the secret, but you can't tell it.
14) Mo Yu: There is no UPUP breast enhancement campaign at all. I made it up. If you really need it, the silicone pad is king.
Zi Qiao: You don't understand. The left eye jumps over the peach blossom and the right eye jumps over the chrysanthemum. So-called? Just like the strong wind in spring, it blows at night, the spring with a hundred flowers blooming!
16) grandma: then ~ I have to call the police. If I arrest you, they can find a better host! Stay away from me.
17) Youyou: Down's performance rule 1: Don't give up the right to speak to your opponent. You must get more lines for yourself. The play was stolen.
18) Xiaoxian: Yumo, I remind you that if the key is broken inside, you can give up the right to use the house and the car at the same time.
19) Guangu: Ceng Laoshi's heart is warm, and I feel very short of breath now. He said that there were only a few small boxes, and now there are enough containers!
20) Zhang Wei: The situation is worse than expected. Having a guilty conscience used to be the traditional virtue of the Chinese nation, but now it is gone.
2 1) Zi Qiao: Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you!
22) Sister Flash: There is not enough money, the actors are undecided, and the script is temporarily unavailable.
23) Zhanbo: Do I look unhappy?
24) Fairy: I want to be a millionaire!
25) Wan Yu: It is the duty of every citizen to despise him.
26) Zhang Wei: I gave birth to a child at first sight.
27) Zhanbo: Sister, have you ever had a dog?
28) Yifei: You are shameless, despicable and unreliable!
29) Sister Flash: Canned sardines are more promising than you!
30) Yifei: Did your mother throw people away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you?
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