.The world is so beautiful, but I am so irritable! This is not good, not good!
2. I shouldn’t have married here in the first place~
If I don’t come, my husband will not die~
If my husband doesn’t die, I I won’t end up in this sad place~
3. Close the door and let Xiao Guo go
4. Huashan is very close. Go out and turn left and hit the donkey to get there
< p>5. Did you not grow a head, or did you have mold on your head!!6. Take good care of my seventh uncle. . .
7. Help me take good care of the three nieces of my seventh uncle and grandpa
8. Your mooncake is indeed unique in the mooncake world, but it is everywhere in the steamed bun world~~!
9. When I see your stupid look, I want to be wild
10. I was just like you two months ago. In two months you'll be like me.
11. Sunflower Acupuncture Hand
Sunflower Acupuncture Hand
12. Are you sure and certain?
I am sure and sure.
13. Dear mother, it might affect your career!
14. I haven’t been a thief for many years
15. You are so heartbroken , you tear the goose's gras, you tear the goose's life into three quarters
16. Xiangyu: Are you willing to marry Hungry in Zhantang? Zhantang: I don’t want to. Zhantang: Will you marry me?
Xiang Yu: Hungry, not willing, and beaten by the crowd: Everyone on earth knows you are panicking.
17. No matter how miserable our life has been these past few years, we have never blamed the government, nor have we ever blamed society!!!
18. Bring up the treasure of our Huashan faction. ——Tanghulu
19. PUPU (applause) Type A, Type B, and Type O are available
20. Ruthless, shameless and unreasonable
21. Guo: Say a complimentary idiom. Mo: Water hibiscus. Guo: Yes, here’s another one. Mo: Rest in peace~
22. . . . . Who killed me and who I killed. . . . . .
23. There is someone above me!
24. Dazui: xxx My uncle is the county magistrate... Dazui: Keep a low profile! ! ! !
25. The sister-in-law who helps me take care of my senior brother’s wife!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
26. Oh my god! Can't I change what she likes about me?
27. Zhu Wushuang: That’s indecent. Lao Bai: Dare to pick flowers on my property.
Over there: Sunflower Acupuncture Hand
Old Bai. . . . . . . . . . .
28. Zi once said: Knowledge is power! ! ! (Xiucai said!!)
29. No matter how hard it is and how tiring it is, just treat yourself as 250. No matter how difficult and dangerous it is, just treat yourself as a two-skinned person
Let me encourage you!
30. Brothers are the limbs of a centipede, and wives are winter clothes!
31. Very, very special~~
32. Average. Generally speaking, the Hong Kong sister is third! !
33. Holding Wowotou in hand, there is not a drop of oil in the dish.
34. My uncle is the county magistrate. If you can’t get along with me, you can’t get along with my uncle.
< p>If you have trouble with my uncle, you have trouble with the court. Everyone keeps a low profile! Low profile!35. Kangsang, Mida, muice...
36. This judge is a little thirsty and needs to go to the toilet
37. The road is long and long. Come, I will be white from top to bottom, east, west, north, south, and I will pursue everything invincibly
38. With lightning speed, I can cover my ears and steal bells as if I have broken my feet
39. "If a person is floating in the rivers and lakes, who can Don’t get stabbed? Baituoshan Bone Strengthening Powder has miraculous effects when used internally and externally. If you want to get stabbed again after being stabbed, you can live to 200 without looking old. Shanzhuang Bone Powder, the powder of youth, the powder of friendship, the designated nutritional supplement of Huashan Lunjian, are sold in major pharmacies and hospitals in this town. When purchasing, please look for the black toad anti-counterfeiting mark, croak, croak..."
40. Liu'er, San'er will die if he dies. What are you doing? Liu'er! Liu'er.
Rest in peace. .
You never said it right!
41. Others have their strengths, but you have your weaknesses~!
42. What a talented person! Well, what a smart, capable, and inexpensive scholar~~~~~!
43. How many people are there in the family, how many acres of land per person, how many cows are there? Let’s talk about it
44. Xiao Guo: Get out of here, my brother. (gun)
45. The world is always deeper than you think
46. The palm of your hand refuses. How dare you play double standards with me!
47. No feeling means no feeling, still no feeling! ! ! !
48. Okay, as long as the audience understands it, really, they have already understood it
49. Take me away quickly
50. Be virtuous, You can’t do anything at home
51. OMG!
52. This is the voice of a head catcher
53. . . . . . . . . . Jianghu doesn't believe in tears. . . . . . . . .
54. A jade cannot be made into a weapon if it is not polished, but a filial daughter will emerge from the stick
55. A big mouth is not very courageous, and it is difficult to control a big appetite. Eat it with your big mouth! !
I think Big Mouth is just a loser!
56. Scholar: She has never kissed me! (Xiucai said it 127 times in one episode)
57. Extreme and vague
58. The yellow sky is above and the loess is below
59. This makes me thirsty. Where is the well?
60. Big mouth. A mouth big enough to eat everywhere. .
Let’s go. A top eight. .
61. I’m really not an acting person. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I am an idol
62. Bai Zhantang: "Big mouth, actually I am a woman!"
63. It scratches my heart. Still picking at my heart. .
Steal my heart. . (Just watched it.)
64.YOYOYOcheckitOUT Dao Kedao very Dao I want to ask you if you know
The flowers I have been waiting for have also withered
65 .Go your own way. Let them fight!
66. Disappear like Superman! (Xiao Liuer)
67. You are the one I love! Why don't you know? I am so hungry and sad
68. No matter how hard life is, I have never complained about the government; no matter how tiring life is, I have never been in the underworld^^
69. Is this table strong enough? I slapped it down. . . . Oh my god! ~What's the matter? ~?
70. Swish, swish, swish, more than 80 guards came up, and the beams collapsed under their feet.
I still don’t understand who is up there.
71. The scholar said, "Who are you?... If I were you, then who are you?"
72. I admire you. I won you and I lost you
73. Four words for you: go to bed
74. I do not deny veto and negation
75 .Did you choose the world or did the world choose you?
76. Dressed like a beast, beast, longevity than Nanshan (idiom solitaire)
77. Who are you talking about~~~Who is the acting school? Ah~~Why are you insulting people~~~
Am I an actor? I am an idol~~~~~~~~
78. Burning with passion? It’s not Shi Guangrong! ……
79. God, Lord, Shakespeare, Aristotle
80. Why arrest the head if the apology is useful?
81. Eh ~~~Guest, should I go to Beijing or stay in a hotel?
82. I am a woman. . . A woman among women. . .
The return rate is 300%
83. Men should be tougher on themselves
84. You must not die. Who will lend me money if you die?
85. I don’t believe it and I can’t call him (shopkeeper Tong is sitting), say, money is being distributed... (he rushes out with a big mouth)
86. Who can’t read foreign languages? Talk about it! I can also use "Tairuibao, Wangdefu"...
87. If you do many unjust things, you will bring harm to yourself. There must be one that suits you.
Spring Silkworms When the thread of death is exhausted, the wax torch turns to ashes and the tears begin to dry, a thousand boats have passed the ten thousand mountains
88. God, you have myopia, astigmatism, glaucoma, and presbyopia
What are you doing? Why don’t you go for retinal surgery
89. Isn’t it just one, two, three? No matter how evil it is, can it be more evil than Xiao Guo! !
90. The body of the young master, the fate of the waiter
91. Xiao Guo was scolded by the shopkeeper and rushed out angrily, and met the scholar who was reading.
Xiao Guo said: "You don't have eyes on your head?"
The scholar said very reasonably: "The one with eyes on his head is Yang Jian."
Xiao Guo said: "Who?" Scholar: "Two Wolf Gods"
92. My surname is Huang, Caotou Huang, Huang means Huangdoudoudihuang, and Dou means Huangdoudoudidou
< p>93. Kangsang Amida MUSIC, 1.2.3.4HEREWEGODear viewers in front of the TV, follow along!
94. Oh my, you still have the temperament to deadlift? Go back and hit the pillar!
95. I slap... ...on my own face! ~~
96. I just want to grind with you!
97. If my aunt doesn’t make you so happy today, you won’t know who my aunt’s heart is for!
98. Solving crimes is sometimes that simple
99. Audiences in the front follow up, yes, follow me (Zhantang teaches Boss Qian’s classic movements and sentences when acupuncture)
100. Chopper door. . . . . . . . . . Chopper door. . . . . . . . . (Bumping the pillow)
101. It’s so disgusting that you won’t pay for your life!…
In my hand, I’m holding a steamed bun…
102. The boss lady, When will wages be paid?
Pay wages? Does this still exist in the world?
103. Do you want anyone to keep you alive when you look like this~~~~~~~~
104. Sir, are you hungry? Just hang out, if you feel hungry,
Just tell XX, and XX will give you some fat~~
105. "I thank you, thank you uncle, Thank you to your whole family, thank you to the eighteenth generation of your ancestors."
106. Don't mess around. I'm not familiar with you. I'm not familiar with you.
107. Open your mouth once, chop it twice Legs, the third time you become a ghost under the sword. .
108. Standing in heaven and looking at hell, life is like a sitcom. Standing in hell and looking at heaven, you are working hard for whom and busy for whom