Lu: "Don't come here. Confucius said, "Force can't solve any problems."

"What son?"

Lu: Lu Zi

Ji: "I will die if you want."

Guo: "Avalanches, ouch."

Ji: "Next time, you don't have to shout first. Take your life. "

Lu: "Wait, you can kill me, but you have to make it clear first. Who killed me? "

Ji: "Nonsense, I."

Lu: Who am I?

Ji (puzzled): "How do I know who you are?"

Lu: "Here comes the problem."

Ji: "What do you mean?"

Lu: "This has to start with the relationship between man and the universe. For a long time, there has been a problem that has been bothering you. "

Ji: "What's the problem?"

Lu: Who am I?

Ji: "I already know this."

Lu: "No, you didn't, did you? Who are you? Ji wuming? No, it's just a name, a code name. You can call it Ji Wuming, and I can also call it Ji Wuming. They can all do it. After removing this code name? Who are you? "

Ji: "I don't know, and I don't need to know."

Lu: "OK, OK, then answer me another question. Who am I? "

Ji: "This question has already been asked."

Lu: "No, I asked the ID just now, and now I am asking myself."

Ji: "What's the difference?"

Lu: "For example, when I have a conversation with my code name, your code name is also me. What does this mean? Does this mean that you are me and I am you? "

Ji: "This, this, this question is meaningless."

Lu: "Then ask some meaningful questions. Where did I come from and where did I die? Why should I appear in this world? What does my appearance mean to the world? Did the world choose me, or did I choose the world? "

Ji: "That's enough!"

Lu: "Do I have a necessary connection with the universe? Does the universe have an end? Is there a time limit? Where did the past time disappear? Where will the future stop? Is the question I am asking now still the question you just heard? "

Ji: "I'll kill you!" "

Lu: "Who killed me? Who did I kill?"

Ji: "I killed me."

Lu: "Yes, let's do it."

Ji: "Ouch ..." Just hung up.

1. God, are you high myopia, amblyopia, astigmatism or presbyopia cataract? Why not do retinal repair surgery?

2. I am naturally useful, and a thousand dollars is hard to buy. I am very happy ~ ~

3. The scholar sells himself: "Read more books and read good books.

This martial arts biography records the grievances and enmities of Jianghu children for thousands of years.

It's exciting and colorful, and it makes people want tea and rice, so they can't afford to get sick.

This book has not been published yet. If you are interested in cooperation,

Please come to our office for an interview and a long talk. "

4. Scholar: Zi ~ ~ once said. ....

Everyone: Bah! !

5. The scholar pointed to durian and said, "Confucius ... this is ... (argument) ... root carving ... (another way of saying it) ... stands for the invincible benevolent ~ ~!"

6. The road is slowly taking a long rest ~ I will go up and down, east and west, north and south, and I will pursue everything I go.

7. Yang Guo, Guo Jing, slightly lost literary talent;

Duan Yu, Qiao Feng, slightly old-fashioned;

A great warrior, Dong Fangbubai, only knows the embroidered birds in the room.

8. Scholar: The bracelet should have a sense of history, art and vicissitudes ... to fully show my cultural taste.

9. Scholar: To be or not to be, that is a question.

10. Xiao Guo, how are you? If you have any difficulties, just say,

Say ~ even if there is no difficulty in making difficulties! ~!

1 1. The world is so wonderful,

I'm too grumpy.

If I don't share some good things, I will be filled with indignation.

There is nothing good, but I came out to appeal with enthusiasm.

I don't know how many times I have said it. Let the storm come more violently! ! ! ! ! !

12. Moral Classics of Scholars:

Thinking, thinking, Tao can be Tao, extraordinary Tao, I want to ask you if you know. ...

Yo yo yo, yo pain, pain. . . .

13. "Son, help me!"

Stopped by unparalleled, the scholar said to himself, "Somebody, help, who can hear my voice?"

14. Furong: Brother Hou, get out of the way!

Scholar: Be careful, Bajie!

15. Scholar: (dissatisfied) Hum ~ ~ I chop and change. Me? ! Knowing this, I might as well choose unparalleled. ...

Laobai: (turning to the door with a wry smile) Hey, Xiao Guo, when did you come?

Scholar: (hands raised, knees huddled) Oh ~ ~ ~ I was wrong, I was wrong! !

You adults don't remember villains, the prime minister can punt in his stomach, the moon sets all over the sky with black hoof cream, and both husband and wife go home ~ ~ ~ ~ ~!

16. Scholar: Boss, I can help you.

Boss: My good scholar.

Scholar: But I won't pack (jiaozi), but I can try it for you later. ...

17. Stand calm for a while and take a step back.

18. Mouth: They laugh at me for reading less!

Xiao Bai: This is nonsense. You have never read a book!

19. The scholar asked Xiao Guo to go back there. Money, money,

But I had to beat around the bush because I was ashamed to export directly.

Circuitous remind kuo keywords:

Have you ever been to the World Spring? I've heard people say time. There is a clean one at the first one.

In the Taoist temple, there is a Taoist priest. What they like is Hu's first song in "Flowers on the Spring River". The tune is called

All Yue Ying ...?

20. The scholar lamented: If only she were as virtuous as you.

Wu Shuang: Isn't she (Xiao Guo) very virtuous?

Scholar: virtuous, virtuous, idle at home, nothing ~ ~ ~

2 1. Big mouth asks: Is it important for brothers or women?

The scholar replied: brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes!

Dazzled: Good brothers!

The scholar said unhurriedly: centipede's hands and feet, winter clothes ~ ~ ~

22. The legendary terrible Guo Juxia (Guo Furong's father) will come to inspect the marriage between Furong and the scholar.

The timid scholar fainted after seeing her father ... Lao Bai helped the scholar up and said to him, "Big Brother, call someone (father) quickly."

The scholar staggered and went straight to Guo Juxia: "Big Brother, you're here ..."

Furong: "Please, that's my dad ..."

The scholar smiled awkwardly: "Dad ... wait a minute (ask Furong) what's your dad's last name?"

"The old man's surname is Guo."

The scholar smiled and said, "What a coincidence, it's the same surname as Fu Mei, ha ha, ha ha ... I'll make you a bowl of tea ..."

After pouring tea, Guo Juxia said, "Children lie, but adults lie. Who taught them? "

Scholar: "Nobody taught me, I learned it myself. I once said ... "(Everyone coughs)

Scholar: "Son? Who's the son? Which son? Grandson or son?

Never heard of it (staring at Guo Juxia) ... What? Men, make two cups! ? Everything is fine ... "Everyone is dizzy. ...

23. Guo: Are you sure?

Lu: I don't deny veto and negation! ! !

Lv Xiucai: Confucius said that as long as there is life, there is hope. Shepherd would rather lose wool than sheep.

Zi once said: Mo Zi said

Have you ever been to World Spring? I've heard people say time. Have a clear view in the first one. In that Taoist temple, there is a Taoist priest. What they like is the song Hu played in the first "Moonlit Night on the Spring River" called "Moonlit Night on the Spring River". (Scholar collects debts)

Lu: I stabbed you, and you said four words. I stabbed you with two swords, and you said 36 thousand words. Why?

Guo: ...

Lu: My first sword stabbed you, and you said, "Hero, forgive me". I stabbed you with my second sword and you said "36,000 words"! ~ (lotus scholar PK)

The thief took it without telling.

Confucius said: knowledge is power. Which dynasty did Bacon come from? England: Oh, that means Bacon in England said that you are the best person in our Tongfu Inn? In a sense, it is true.

I was born useful, but money is hard to buy. I am very happy.

Spin a thousand silver coins and come back! I can use it as I want.

Furong: Brother Hou, get out of the way!

Scholar: Be careful, Bajie!

Very affectionate:

Why is the sky blue? Because of me!

Why is the grass green, or because of me!

Why does the ass stink? Because it is white! (Laughter)-Scholar

Please take me away, son! (scholar)