Whether in school or in society, you are familiar with quotations. Quotations are usually used to explain someone's spoken sentences and language characteristics over a period of time. What quotations have you seen? The following is my collection of classic quotations from Zhou Libo's show. Welcome to read the collection.

When you are alive, you will be laughed at at first, then you will laugh at others, and finally you will die laughing. Zhou Libo

Many people spend most of their lives on the house, and finally one day they find that our final destination is not a house, but a box. The difference between a house and a box is the waste we can't take away. Zhou Libo

Men's meticulous attraction is second only to women's nudity. Zhou Libo

What is harmony? Harmony, one side of the wood represents food, and the mouth is the mouth, which means that everyone has food; Harmony means talking, which means everyone can talk. Harmony means that everyone has food and everyone can talk. Zhou Libo

As we all know, the definition of white-collar workers is that the wages they get every month are paid off, so they are also white-collar workers. What is a blue collar? Their work is very tiring and their monthly salary is low, so they are too lazy to take it when they are paid. Zhou Libo

Crowding buses is a comprehensive sport, including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam. Zhou Libo

I knew you were a monster as soon as I opened my eyes. Zhou Libo doesn't like people with their hands in their pockets. Zhou Libo

Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, sparking and lightning all the way. Zhou Libo

It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to get you to end it. Zhou Libo

What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones. Zhou Libo

I hope you (the audience) can forgive my ignorance as you forgive your leader-Zhou Libo.

Of course, leaders are usually ignorant-Zhou Libo.

Now, Sada's mother can become Zhou Libo, a faded sentence (dead fool), and retail investors can also become Awu (loser)-Zhou Libo.

A red guy (boy) can become a mold (big brother), and a mold can also become a red guy-Zhou Libo.

I am very careful about this model. I found that in the swimming pool, especially for female compatriots, the angle of this swimsuit rose by 20 degrees on average in five years-Zhou Libo.

No (trademark), Shanghainese have a strong accent, as long as there is this thing (trademark), Bazi (bumpkin)-Zhou Libo.

Remember! Marriage is a set meal to eat together, and marriage is money, so we should go together-Zhou Libo.

Never forget romance after marriage. Men will send roses before marriage, and don't just snore after marriage. Don't forget to give their wives a beautiful rose on Valentine's Day. You know, for women, the spiritual value of roses is far higher than that of towering trees. Zhou Libo

A wife's trust in her husband is also a sign of self-confidence! If the management is not good, the foundation of marriage is trust! A marriage without trust becomes a shackle ~ a shackle ~ which will be shattered sooner or later! Zhou Libo

Everyone likes money, but money doesn't necessarily like everyone. Zhou Libo

Children have their own future. Don't impose our future on them, or they will have no future. Zhou Libo

The most terrible thing is that the big screen at the entrance of sparrow securities company has never been red, and it has always been a bright green forehead. Sparrows don't understand. They thought that Gongqing Forest Park had arrived, and Zhong Yan Green Land had arrived, and they were rushing to the big screen one by one! Urge a person to die, urge a person to die-Zhou Libo.

Allah's stock not only plays with people, but also plays with birds. Even the bird was killed by you. Why did Allah play with a bird? ! Zhou Libo

Everyone thinks they are stock gods, and even the aunt who sells onions in the small market says: I have news! Zhou Libo

(referring to Degang Guo) I personally declined. There is no derogatory meaning in it, but I think it is not harmonious. You will think, how can people who eat garlic be with people who drink coffee? ! Zhou Libo

Friend! Help! Big friends! Marlboro, in the pocket! Zhou Libo

Liu Huan for so many years, I have never found his neck-Zhou Libo, Xiaogang Feng, how can you call it cutting face? Zhou Libo

God, it's so blue! Sea water, too salty! Life is too hard! Work, too annoying! And you, decree by destiny! Miss you, insomnia! It's too far to see you! Zhou Libo

When I woke up, it was dark. Zhou Libo

Pass the bottle after drinking the medicine, hang yourself with a rope, and wave a small handkerchief to jump off the building to bid farewell. Zhou Libo

Iron pestles can be ground into needles, and wooden pestles can only be ground into toothpicks. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again. Zhou Libo

The fool stole the beggar's wallet and was seen by the blind. The mute gave a loud roar, which startled the deaf. Camels come forward and lame people fly. The wanted man wants to take him to the public security expert bureau. Asako said, look at my face. Zhou Libo

You have to understand the script of your life-it is not a sequel to your parents, a prequel to your children, or a foreign story of your friends. Zhou Libo

The quieter the tree is, the more I love it. He is not there. Zhou Libo

I want to wake up and open my eyes one day and find myself sitting on a desk and chair in a primary school classroom. The chalk thrown by the teacher hit him right on the forehead. Zhou Libo

Teenagers don't run amok, they are bold and presumptuous, so where do they get the theme when they are old? Zhou Libo

As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman. Zhou Libo

In a few decades, we will meet again and send them to the crematorium, all of which will be burned to ashes. You and I don't know each other, and we will all be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer-Zhou Libo.

The beauty of learning lies in confusing people; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying. Zhou Libo

I thought I was decadent, and I didn't know that my morning paper was scrapped until today. Zhou Libo

The sign of immature men is that they can die bravely for their ideals, and the sign of mature men is that they can live humbly for their ideals. Zhou Libo

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