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To test gold, you can use fire, to test women, you can use gold, and to test men, you can use women.

If a man has money, he will have a good relationship with everyone.

When a man meets a woman, there is only an anniversary, not an Independence Day.

Be optimistic about the future and be pessimistic about people's hearts.

Between relatives, talking about money hurts feelings; between lovers, talking about feelings hurts money.

We had a small disagreement: she wanted me to turn dirt into gold, and I wanted her to treat gold like dirt!

Back then, you would be poor for the rest of your life if you didn’t go to college, but now you will be poor immediately after going to college.

In the past: first-rate students went abroad, second-rate students took postgraduate entrance exams, and third-rate students got jobs.

Now: first-rate students are employed, second-rate students go abroad, and third-rate students take postgraduate entrance exams

Customers are not God, they are just fooled.

It is not terrible to encounter a group of rogues on the Internet, but the terrible thing is to encounter a bunch of rogue software.

Children regard toys as friends, and adults regard friends as toys.

In reality, you use your real name to tell lies, but on the Internet, you use fake names to tell the truth.

Jokes cannot hurt enemies but they can hurt friends.

When you have no money, your wife is also your secretary; when you are rich, your secretary is also your wife.

A rich person is afraid that others will know that he is rich, and a poor person is afraid that others will know that he has no money.

No matter how rich people are, they are also worried about money.

Live well, because we will be dead for a long, long time.

Don’t believe in love at first sight, because you can’t tell how much money the other person earns at a glance.

We seem to have entered an era where love can only be proven by giving money.

You (male) are too handsome, so people look down on you. When a tree grows big, it will attract the wind, and when a person grows big, he must guard against deception

Before the words are spoken, you are the master of the words, and after they are spoken, you become the slave of the words.

Life is painful, more painful than imagined; life is happy, even happier than imagined.

A diploma, two languages ????(proficient in English), three bedrooms and one living room, Four Seasons brand names, good facial features, sixty-six (luoluo) and generous, a monthly salary of 7,000, and an eight-faced beauty

Long and Jiu (wine) don’t smoke and are very honest. ——Shanghai girls' quotes on choosing a spouse

A high job is not as good as a high salary, a high salary is not as good as a long life, and a long life is not as good as happiness.

Stealing one person’s idea is plagiarism, stealing many people’s ideas is research.

He must be older than me, even if it is just one day older; he must be taller than me, even if it is only one centimeter taller; he must be better than me in ability, even if he only earns one more point

< p> Money. ——Said a 38-year-old unmarried female white-collar worker in Guangzhou.

Those who speak Northeastern dialect are farmers, those who speak Shanghainese are intellectuals, and those who speak Guangzhou dialect are wealthy people. ——Netizens comment on the rules for the appearance of characters in sketches.

Sometimes explanations are unnecessary - enemies don't believe your explanations, friends don't need your explanations.

When people do good things, they always want the ghosts and gods to know about it, and when they do bad things, they always think the ghosts and gods don’t know about it. We make it too difficult for the ghosts.

We feel restless in the face of beautiful women

All we have are three-dimensional figures

Where do aliens come from? From his fucking belly of course.

The blogosphere is a circle where people who spit out saliva with similar ingredients gather together to spit.

Advertising is to tell others that their money can still be spent in this way.

You always drive your own car, and your tires always blow out.

Customer service refuses your service politely.

The attitude towards intellectuals marks the degree of civilization of a nation; the attitude towards workers and peasants tests the conscience of the nation.

Hugging is really a strange thing. They are so close but can't see each other's faces.

Life is nothing more than making others smile, and occasionally making others smile.

Love turns out to be drinking poisonous wine with a smile!

It’s not that I was careless, but that I did it on purpose.

Women like men who are secure; men are often attracted to women who are insecure.

Love is not a refuge. If you try to take refuge there, you will be kicked out.

The ex-girlfriend is like a biological child, and the second-girlfriend is like an adopted one.

Follow the path of others and leave others with nowhere to go!

Before you know it, time has passed and life is often lived in regrets.

Housing prices are getting higher and higher, so there are fewer and fewer good men...

The early bird catches the worm, and the early bird catches the worm!

Rats never waste time at night, but we humans waste one-third of every day

God created man to be lonely, and created woman to be lonely. He is more lonely.

There may be several women in the world who don’t eat, but there is not even one woman who is not jealous.

Listen to your words and save me ten books!

As long as it is not obscene, we are the mainstream!

The fewer enemies or confidants, the safer it is.

The forest is so big~ I can’t even find a hanging tree!

Pretending to be stupid, if done well, can make you wise as a fool. Being dull, if done well, is called deepness.

There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most radical one is to borrow money.

Half of the books in the world are written by stupid people for stupid people.

Some people are destined to wait for others, and some people are destined to be waited for.

The beasts still have some compassion, but I have none, so I am not a beast.

Sleep is an art - no one can stop me from pursuing art!

Master Kong Yiji, housekeeper Xianglin’s wife, bodyguard Ah Q is behind me

The true meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place for a lifetime, but to have food wherever you go.

Submit yourself to nature but not to men. If it is God's arrangement, I will accept it; if it is man's trampling, I will fight against it.

Beauty can only be used to deceive men, and intelligence can be used to deceive the world.

Concentrate your limited flattery on a person's butt.

For a great person like me, when I want to find someone to admire, I go look in the mirror.

When the smart people are at their wits’ end, the tricks thought up by the fools must be the most useful!

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Our biggest enemy in life is our own disdain The reason why we are defeated is because our thoughts of neglecting the small and the important have fostered these small flaws and shortcomings. This is what we should be wary of.

Marriage is a university. Those who understand what they want are bachelors; The one who regrets and does not create regrets for the other party is a doctor; to graduate from this school, you need one part talent, two parts diligence, and a lot of wisdom.

People who know little like to talk more; people who know more are willing to talk less.

Let others live more comfortably. It doesn’t matter if you are not happy. Watching others get happiness makes life happy.

Forgiveness is a style, tolerance is a style, and forgiveness is a style.

If the eye has not become like the sun, it cannot see the sun. The same is true for the mind. If it is not beautiful itself, it cannot see beauty.

Everyone has to find their own position in the world. If your abilities are limited and you can only do some occupations that guard the happiness of others—prime ministers, civilians, relatives and friends—you should accept this. Be factual and then do it happily because that's where you are.

The more afraid of losing, the easier it is to lose; the more you want to get, the more you have to let go. It is difficult to let go, but there is no choice.

To understand a person's nature, you must observe the details of his daily dealings with others. You cannot just look at the appearance and draw conclusions.

Those who have too much wealth do not need too much air, sunshine, and pleasant scenery; and those who do not have wealth, just give them more air and sunshine, and give them more nature. The beautiful scenery! Because in this place where everything is measured by money, only the air and sunshine can transcend money.

It turns out that I thought that the most important thing is to know what you want. In fact, when others want something, you have already decided what you want.

Because you have a secret, your eyes will become deeper;

Because you have a secret, your heart will become more tolerant.

Don’t think that you are a university professor and the research you do is more important; don’t think that you are a pig butcher, so no one will listen to you; and don’t think that you are a student and not qualified to take care of social affairs. If you don't speak or get angry today, tomorrow you, me, and the next generation will become victims of silence!

You have the right to keep your own feelings and express your feelings to your children;

You have the right to make any decision;

Marriage is the most important thing in the family. The relationship with the children comes second;

Let go of the responsibilities of being a parent;

Develop your own career and cultivate your own interests;

Be an imperfect person ;

Keep yourself.

Is there anything in this world that can be compared, and who can be compared with it? In fact, all comparison is an obsession.

Conscience and reputation are two different things. Conscience depends on oneself, while reputation depends on others.

Only by forcing ourselves to face the worst situation and accepting it mentally can we be in a position where we can concentrate on solving the problem.

If you are sincerely interested in others, you can make more friends in two months than a person who just wants others to be interested in him in two years.

Remembering other people's names and calling them out easily is equivalent to giving others a clever compliment.

The person you are talking to is much more interested in his own needs and problems than yours.

Always make the other person feel important. You must know that it is everyone's desire to make yourself an important person.

We know we are hiding something when we have several different explanations for our behavior.

A person should not lose the courage to love if he loves you in love;

A person should not lose the commitment just because of the pain of love.

There is no excuse for finding the essence of life.

The widest thing in the world is the ocean, wider than the ocean is the sky, and wider than the sky is the human mind.

Life and death cannot be resisted, but life can be chosen.

No matter how far our lighting can project light, darkness is still surrounding us outside the lighting circle. We are surrounded by abyssal black holes of the unknown, but we should feel comfortable knowing that what we are destined to do is to expand the scope of the trivial realm of the known. We are all inquisitive people, and the desire to know leads us to the soul. Let us move our own lanterns from one point to another. As the faces of small pieces are understood clearly, people may finally be able to understand the whole Every part of the picture is pieced together.

——"Fa" Fabre

Happiness is not the result of luck, it is often a kind of virtue.

Credit is not only the commercial spirit that can be seen everywhere, but a spiritual temperament. The reason why honesty is practical is that it can guarantee credit, and credit is money.

I am moved because I deeply love all the beautiful disappointments in the world. I even notice and love them more than others. And these beautiful disappointments seem to be my friends and relatives, and I love them equally. He, pay attention to, love me. We will always maintain that kind of harmonious, friendly, close and sincere contact, maintain deep emotional exchanges, collisions and communication, reminding, hinting, expecting, caring and giving each other.

Every small touch will wash away some small spots and stains in my soul, and every deep touch may cut off some deep root of evil in my character. Day after day, year after year, the emotion makes my heart become cleaner and brighter, enabling me to gain a brand new self with every new sunrise.

In the face of the power of habit, there is only one way to stay honest, and that is honesty. The only way to guard nobility is to be noble.

The interest of life is indeed all in those irrelevant things, indeed in those seemingly irrelevant things. The competition between people is sometimes like this. It is not a competition over something real that you own, not a competition over money, power, or a house, but a competition over personality, character, and morality that have nothing to do with it. Like those houses by the lake, what is ultimately valuable is the scenery outside the window.

The tree wants to be quiet but the wind does not stop

The son wants to be filial but his relatives are not there

Those who relieve others' misfortunes and heal their illnesses are likely to suffer more injuries themselves. Big;

Those surgeons who stand for more than ten hours at a time, operating on people, are likely to be much shorter than ordinary people;

Those beautiful piano sounds and touching words vibrate Musicians and writers in people's hearts may keep their eyes open throughout their lives;

Every profession may benefit the public, or it may harm oneself, just because it is a profession and it is a responsibility.

If you don’t make money for the sake of ‘survival’, but you can also grow for the sake of ‘living’, and be willing to share for the sake of ‘life’, life will be much easier.

30 things you don’t need to care about before the age of 30: stability, drifting, giving up, lovelorn, unemployment, frustration, failure, mistakes, defects, evaluation, naivety, inadequacy, loneliness, misunderstanding, rumors, madness, Pressure, cost, fashion, style, celebrity, going abroad, salary, house, care, success.

People’s greatest need is to be understood and appreciated.

Giving up means choosing. Giving up correctly is the success of the choice.