Lead: Turning patience into enjoyment is the greatest victory of spirit over matter. The soul can be independent or deceive itself.

1, why does love reduce the resistance of a person's mind and make people weak and at the mercy of others?

2. When two people are together, people will spread rumors, just like when two branches are close together, spiders will hang nets.

The meaning of a sentence in the listener's mind is often like a strange cat entering the house, silent until? Wonderful? You didn't realize it existed until you called.

4, misunderstanding, holy solution also!

There is a kind of person who only borrows money and doesn't pay it back, so there is a kind of person who only teaches others Taoism, not what morality he has.

6. Life is said to be a big book. If life is really like this, then more than half of our authors can only be regarded as book reviewers, and they have the ability of book reviewers. Without looking at a few pages, they have already made a lot of comments and handed in a book review.

7. After archaeological excavation, the remains and relics of many ancient dead were exposed; After modern literature became a specialized subject, the works of many dying writers were discovered and exposed. The joy of being discovered makes us ignore the danger of being exposed, and we don't expect that the burying of works can always keep the author's reputation. If the author himself leads the excavation work, it is likely that the loss will outweigh the gain. Dig your own grave? It will become a pun of contradictory unity: dig your own grave.

8、? Go to the countryside? 、? Returning government to the people? And so on, but the language is illusory and justified, but in fact it is like a magician's flying knife, let go.

9. The malice of an honest man, like the gravel in rice or the thorn in fish fillet, will give people an unexpected pain.

10, Chinese learners go abroad? Further study? That sounds a little funny. In fact, only those who study China literature should study abroad. Because other subjects are like math, physics and philosophy. Psychology. Economy, law, etc. They are all instilled from foreign ports and have long been foreign; Only when Chinese is a local product can it maintain its status, just as the money exploited by China officials and businessmen in their own countries needs to be exchanged for foreign exchange to maintain the original value of the national currency.

1 1, a diploma, seems to have the function of Adam and Eve's lower body lobe, which can cover up shame and ugliness; A small piece of paper can cover up a person's emptiness, ignorance and stupidity.

12, Fang Hung-chien also thought of the China restaurant where he had lunch last night. Miss Bao insisted on western food, saying that she didn't want to meet acquaintances in the same boat, so she found a decent western restaurant. Who knows that nothing from cold cuts to coffee is delicious: the soup served is cold, but the ice cream is hot; Fish, like the marine corps, have landed for several days; Meat is like a submarine soldier, lying in the water for a long time; Except vinegar, bread, beef and red wine are all sour.

13, in front of the beloved man, every woman has the stunt of rejuvenation.

14, Mr. Zhang is used to dealing with foreigners, and his speech has a characteristic. Perhaps this is not surprising in foreign companies, YMCA, rotary clubs and other circles. He likes to put unnecessary English words in Chinese. He has no new ideas that Chinese can't match, so he needs to speak in English. Therefore, the English words embedded in his speech are not as good as the gold teeth embedded in his mouth, because gold teeth are not only beautiful, but also useful, so they are better than the meat scraps embedded in his teeth, which means that eating is good and nothing else.

15. Most things in the world can be handled casually, but little things can't be borrowed at all. For example, corrupt officials take tens of millions of bribes, but never steal other people's wallets.

16, my last name is all my life? Money? Well, are you still superstitious about money?

17, some so-called seminars are actually inviting some unscrupulous people to eat dirty rice, spend some shady money, say something irrelevant, and have a nondescript meeting!

18, we can not only imagine that the grapes that can't be picked are sour, but also extremely sweet.

19, a person, not crazy at the age of 20, worthless; It's no use being crazy at 30.

There are only two kinds of people in the world. For example, when you get a bunch of grapes, one person chooses the good ones to eat, and the other person saves the best ones for last. The first person should be optimistic as usual, because every grape he eats is the best grape left over; The second person should be pessimistic, because every grape he eats is the worst grape left. But the opposite is true, because the second kind of people still have hope, and the first kind of people only have memories.

2 1. If you ate an egg and thought it was delicious, why did you go to see the hen of the egg?

22. Love is as greedy as fire, and it will spread and be as cruel. It will destroy the solid raw materials in prison, exchange ashes for bright and warm time and erode friendship. It's like water flowing through a stone, but it will be washed away.

23. We call it Miss S with scanty clothes? Partial truth? Because truth is naked.

24. Old people fall in love, just like an old house is on fire.

25. If you love a woman, you should love her dog. If you really make friends, you should forget your friends' mistakes.

26, people around the city want to escape, people outside the city want to rush in, whether it is marriage, career, (games), most of the wishes in life.

27. Prejudice can be said to be a festival of thoughts. It is the daily life of people without thoughts and the Sunday entertainment of people with thoughts. If you can't be biased, then you should be objective, fair and serious at any time and anywhere. It's like building a house with only a living room but no bedroom. It's like looking in the mirror in the bathroom and posing for the camera.

28. Although a mistress needs a new one to be interesting, a friend should let the old one be good.

29. The humor produced by advocacy must be man-made humor.

When we were young, we always misunderstood our creative impulse as creative talent.

3 1, there is no woman who feels unlovable, and there is no man who feels inferior to others.

32. With the door, we can go out; With windows, we don't have to go out.

Queen Elizabeth II wants to meet him when she visits China. He said, I'm not with her. I have nothing to say when I meet her! ?

34, uneducated people, because they can't read, are taken in by others; Educated people will be fooled by printed matter because they can read.

Unexpectedly, your knowledge is so mediocre that you can make an editorial.

You won't know me, although you have been cheated by me. When you were tempted by me, you only knew that I was a lovely woman, a trustworthy friend and even an ideal to pursue, but you didn't see me. Only those who refuse my temptation, like Jesus Christ Du, know who I am.

37. It is said that everyone needs a mirror, so they can look at themselves at any time and know what they are. However, people who know themselves don't need to look in the mirror at all; It's no use looking in the mirror for what you don't know.