The classic sayings of the "funny" philosopher Kim Jong-min

·My mother spent 20 years turning me from a boy into a man, but it only took you 20 seconds to transform me into a man. I have become a fool. "From now on, I only know you. How can you ignore me?" p>·Do you know why watches are round? Do you think it’s the end? He will start again. Let’s start over.

·Love is happiness borrowed with sadness as a guarantee

·Painful, sad, tired, and missing, I can bear these alone, as long as you are happy

·I am a star, and it is only because of the existence of the sun during the day. And covering up my light ``I have been shining' looking at you

·Start tomorrow ``Tomorrow the sun will rise tomorrow

·I don't want to It takes 2-3 years of love. I want a thousand-year love. I want to love you for 999 years, 11 months, 30 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds. You only need to love me for 1 second. Our thousand-year love is achieved.

·I love you ``not because you are the only one here'' but because I only want to love you

·Laughter does not belong to happy people`happiness Belongs to people who laugh

·Juliet loves Romeo, Chunxiang loves Menglong, mother loves father, my dog ??loves the dog across the street, can’t I love you 1 point< /p>

·I would rather know you than live for a hundred years without knowing you. I would rather die now

·I love you and want to give you everything. Although we are about to part, I will give my parting to you too

·Laughter does not belong to happy people, happiness belongs to those who laugh. The more you smile, the more cameras will follow. You take 1 shot

·Laugh as much as you can ``The whole world will laugh with you```Cry ``You are the only one in the world who can cry

·You My soul is too transparent, I can’t even see you

·If I play sincerely, love will come to me with sincerity. I will go crazy without you. I really can’t live without you. You

·There is nothing stronger than water ``Can you cut water with a knife?

·Why Kim Jong-min wants to become a strong man

Jong-min: I am water

Hodong: I know, he said he is water

Jong Min: There is nothing stronger than water. Can you cut water with a knife?

Bae Seulgi: Can’t you just freeze it?

Jongmin: (Immediately) Yes, it will harden after freezing

Chae Yeon: Ice cubes can be smashed

Jong Min: Yes, I am ice melt water

Shim Eun Jung: It can evaporate after being heated

Jong Min : He will turn into rain

·The heart is bitten, and it’s still very sweet. This heart can only love you.

·Why did you lose it so much? There are so many things, why do you always drop your beauty on the ground?

·Poor love is not because of lack of money, love without memories is poor love

·You like her, you know love It's different from liking. 'When you like a flower, you will pick it off. When you love a flower, you will water it. I will water it'

· 62% of people in the world believe in past lives. I heard somewhere that "when people are reborn, they will become the person they loved most in the previous life." I want to get off the quilt and become Hee Jin

·MC: Jong Min He is the best at saying famous quotes, `What should I say today

Jongmin: Try hard and you won’t betray me

MC: That’s good

Jongmin: I work hard because I’m not good enough

·Jongmin: Where do you put that thing?

Female:

Jongmin: It’s an angel’s wings

·I like Bae Seulgi very much as I love my fingernails, but my fingernails seem to be getting longer and longer

·If yearning is like an appendix, then just cut it off, but My thoughts about you are my heart