English jokes with translation 1
Teacher: Jack, why don't you listen?
Jack: But, teacher, I'm listening.
Teacher: If you are listening, tell me what I said just now.
Jack: You said, "Jack, why don't you listen?"
Teacher: Jack, why don't you listen carefully?
Jack: Teacher, I'm listening!
Teacher: If you were listening to the class just now, tell me what I just said.
Jack: You said, "Jack, why don't you listen carefully?"
About English jokes with translation II
Teacher: "John, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"
John: "What do you think this is, sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think so, I know!" "
John: I don't think I know, sir!
Teacher: "John, what is the past participle of the verb ring?" .
John: What do you think it is?
Teacher: "I don't have to think, I know!" " " .
John: I don't think I know.
On the translation of English jokes 3
Teacher: Johnny, find Australia for me on the map.
Johnny: There it is, sir.
Teacher: That's right. Sammy, who discovered Australia?
Sam: Johnny, sir.
Teacher: Johnny, find out where Australia is on the map for me.
Johnny: Here it is, sir.
Teacher: That's right. Who discovered Australia in summer?
Summer: I'm Johnny, sir.
On the translation of English jokes 4
Men go to church and start talking to God. He said, "God, what is a million dollars to you?" God said, "a penny", and then the man said, "God, what is a million years to you?" God said, "One second", and then the man said, "God, can I have a penny?" God said "at once"
A man walks into a church and talks to God. He asked, "Lord, what does a million dollars mean to you?" God replied, "A penny." The man asked, "What about a million years?" God said, "One second." Finally, the man asked, "God, can I have a penny?" God replied, "Right away."