1. Poems about urine

Poems about urine 1. Poems about urination

It is three minutes warm in spring.

Three sunny days in spring. Spring rain is as precious as oil.

Spring is the most important season throughout the year. The plan for the year begins with spring.

If the spring breeze does not blow, the grass buds will not sprout. In spring, children's faces change three times a day.

The fat is not as good as the spring rain, and the bitterness is not as bad as the autumn frost. Seasons wait for no one, spring is better than gold.

People get up early in spring, and people eat well in autumn. Plow an inch of soil deeply in spring, and plow ten thousand stones in autumn.

A person cannot age in ten years, and a spring is lost in one day. Youth is the spring of mankind.

——Guo Moruo Flowers are flying everywhere in Spring City. ——Han Yu The red apricot branches are full of spring.

——Song Qi The east wind brings spring to your eyes. ——Li He When spring comes, everything in the world is fresh.

——Feng Menglong When spring comes, the grass and trees in the world know. ——Zhang Shi The garden is full of spring scenery, and a branch of red apricot comes out of the wall.

——Ye Shaoweng The flowers on the river are as red as fire at sunrise, and the river is as green as blue when spring comes. ——Bai Juyi The spring breeze is green again on the south bank of the river. When will the bright moon shine on me again? ——Wang Anshi I don’t know who cuts the thin leaves. The spring breeze in February is like scissors.

——He Zhizhang A few peach blossoms outside the bamboo are a prophet of the warmth of the spring river. ——Su Shi Thousands of sails passed by the side of the sunken boat, and thousands of trees grew in front of the diseased trees.

——Liu Yuxi There is no need to go to the eastern suburbs, spring is among thousands of households. ——Lu Daoyue Spring Rain——Listen to the spring rain in the small building all night, and sell apricot flowers in the deep alley in the Ming Dynasty.

Spring flowers - melancholy A tree in the east column with snow makes life look so clear. Spring night - a deeper moonlit night, half of the house, the Beidou is tilted to the south.

Spring water - the spring water is as green as the sky, painting a boat and listening to the rain to sleep. Spring breeze - the spring breeze is green again on the south bank of the river. When will the bright moon shine on me again?

Spring - It is easy to recognize the east wind, and it is always spring when it is colorful. Spring scene - try to watch it from a transcendent stage, half a ditch of spring water and a city full of flowers.

Spring Outing - The east wind knows that I want to travel to the mountains, and blows away the sound of rain accumulated on the eaves. Spring Thoughts - In the heart of spring, don't let the flowers bloom, every inch of lovesickness and every inch of gray.

Spring Silence - The spring tide brings rain late and comes urgently, and there is no boat crossing the wild river. Spring Sorrow - I asked you how much sorrow you can have, just like a river of spring water flowing eastward. Spring Dream - I was in a spring dream for a while on my pillow, traveling thousands of miles south of the Yangtze River.

Spring Hate - There is love and infatuation in life, and this hate has nothing to do with the wind and the moon. Spring returns - Falling red is not a heartless thing, it turns into spring mud to protect flowers.

Good rain knows the season, and spring will happen. Sneaking into the night with the wind, moistening things silently.

-------- Du Fu's "Spring Night Rain" The light rain in the sky is as moist as crisp, the color of the grass looks far away but not up close ------- Han Yu's "Early Spring Rain" Thousands of miles away, the oriole cries in the green Reflecting red, the flag wind of Shuicunshan Guojiu----Du Mu's "Jiangnan Spring" Two orioles sing in the green willows, and a row of egrets ascend the blue sky----Du Fu's "Quequatrains" The spring breeze is green again on the south bank of the river, and the moon is bright When will I return the light----Wang Anshi's "Mooring the Boat in Guazhou" When the sun rises, the river flowers are as red as fire, and when spring comes, the river is as green as blue----Bai Juyi's "Jiangnan Hao" I sleep in spring without waking up, Birds singing is heard everywhere. The sound of wind and rain comes at night, and you know how many flowers have fallen.

-------- "Spring Dawn" by Meng Haoran 1) The spring silkworms will run out when the silk is gone, and the wax torch will turn to ashes before the tears dry up. --Li Shangyin 2) The spring tide brings rain late and comes quickly, and there is no one to cross the wild boat.

--Wei Yingwu 3) The tide of the spring river reaches the level of the river, and the bright moon on the sea makes the tide rise. --Zhang Ruoxu 4) The spring breeze turns green on the south bank of the river. When will the bright moon shine back on me? --Wang Anshi 5) The garden is full of spring scenery and can't be contained, and a branch of red apricot comes out of the wall.

--Ye Shaoweng 6) There are flowers flying everywhere in the spring city, and cold food comes from the east to keep the willows from falling. - Han Yu 7) A spring night is worth a thousand pieces of gold, the flowers are fragrant and the moon is cloudy.

--Su Shi 8) Suddenly a spring breeze comes overnight, and thousands of pear trees bloom. Cen Shen 9) When the sun rises, the flowers on the river are as red as fire, and when spring comes, the river is as green as blue.

——Bai Juyi 10) I don’t know who cuts out the thin leaves. The spring breeze in February is like scissors. ——He Zhizhang 11) A few peach blossoms outside the bamboo are a prophet of the warmth of the spring river.

——Su Shi 12 Thousands of sails passed by the side of the sunken boat, and thousands of spring trees grew in front of the diseased trees. ——Liu Yuxi.

2. Poems about peeing

Top: Tingyuxuan man

Bottom: Cliff woman

Top: Tianxia Heroes and heroes come here to bow their heads and bow to their subjects. Next: A chaste and virtuous woman from the world comes in and undresses and takes off her skirts.

Hengbiao: Righteousness of Heaven and Earth

Top: Standing on both sides of the Yellow River with confidential documents in hand, Bottom: Machine gun fire in front and artillery fire in the back.

Horizontal comment: Cool

Top: Open the door to convenience,

Bottom: Solve the worries of the stock.

Horizontal comment: The place where people have shit

Top: It is good to have urination;

Bottom: Get great relief and be liberated.

Hengpiao: work hard

Upper: smooth up and down,

Bottom: elegant gathering of things.

Horizontal: Metabolism

Top: Be tight before coming in,

Bottom: Be loose after coming out.

Horizontal: Pleasure of body and mind

Top: Sit quietly and look for poetry,

Bottom: Relax and listen to the clear spring.

Horizontal comment: Quiet World

Top: Best for low-pitched singing,

Bottom: Unfavorable for indiscriminate bombing.

Hengbiao: Pay attention to hygiene

Top: Sit for a while and you will relax your mind;

Bottom: After a while of leisure, you will become a god of good fortune.

Horizontal comment: This is Taoyuan

For reference only.

3. What are the poems about toilets?

1. The hut is alone, covered with fallen flowers and the bright light is left in the river Zhongyu's "The Fisherman with Zhu"

2. The hut on the embankment "Quequatrains (Four)" by Li Zhaoxian of the Ming Dynasty has been pitiful

3. Set foot on both sides of the river and bombard the center; it looks like a hidden front, but in fact it is a brilliant golden wall.

4. The heroes of the world come here to bow their heads; the faithful women of the world come in to undress and take off their skirts.

5. Standing on both sides of the Yellow River, holding confidential documents in their hands, machine guns are fired in front of them and artillery fire is pouring from behind.

6. Open the door to convenience and solve the worries of the posterior crotch.

7. It is convenient to have urination; to get relief, take off.

8 . Smooth up and down, elegant gathering of things.

9. A hundred steps are tight when you come in, but you are loose when you come out.

10. Sit quietly and look for poetry, relax and listen to the clear spring.

11. If you sit for a while, you will relax your mind; if you relax for a while, you will become a god of good fortune.

12. It is best to sing in a low voice, but not to blast indiscriminately.

13. The dragon in front spreads nectar, and the phoenix behind lays golden eggs.

14. Urination flows quickly when the board is tilted, and feces falls late into deep pits

4. Collection of toilet poems

Step on both sides of the river, and hit the center with cannons; see It looks like a hidden front, but in fact it is a brilliant golden wall.

Couplet: Part 1: The heroes of the world come here to bow their heads. Bottom: A virtuous woman in the world comes in and undresses and takes off her skirt. Horizontal comment: Heaven and earth are righteous. Top: Standing on both sides of the Yellow River, holding confidential documents in hand. Bottom: Machine gun fire from the front and artillery fire from the back. Horizontal comment: Refreshing. Top: Open the door to convenience. Bottom: Solve the problem of rear buttocks. Worry, horizontal comment: the place where people excrement, upper: there is urination, it is better; lower: get great relief, get rid of, horizontal comment: work hard, upper: smooth up and down, lower: gather things elegantly.

Horizontal: Metabolism. Top: Take a hundred steps before coming in. Bottom: Be loose after coming out. Horizontal batch: Pleasure of body and mind. Top: Sit quietly and search for poems. Bottom: Relax and listen to the clear spring.

Horizontal comment: Quiet World. Top: Sit for a while and you will relax your mind. Bottom: After a while of leisure, you will become a god of good fortune. Horizontal comment: This is the Taoyuan. Top: Best for singing in a low voice. Bottom: Unfavorable for indiscriminate bombing.

Top: The dragon in the front spreads nectar, bottom: The phoenix in the back lays golden eggs. Top: The board is tilted and the urine flow is urgent. Bottom: The excrement falls into the deep pit. Mysteries: 1. There is a ditch three feet above the ground. There is no water in the ditch. There is no sunlight to bathe, but only monks to wash their hair.

2. This restaurant is very beautiful, with fish, meat and chicken soup. No money, no tickets, just two or three scraps of paper. 3. From a distance, it looks like a temple with an elephant seat, and from close up, it looks like a sedan chair.

There is an official sitting in the sedan chair, holding dried tofu in his hand. 4. Urgent information, the plane is coming.

Drop the bomb first, then post the alarm. Limerick: 1. Smoking a big cigarette in the incense burner in Rizhao, looking at the toilet in front; splashing feces three times, but when I touched my pocket, there was no paper; when I went home, I took out two pieces of paper, and when I touched my butthole, there was no shit.

2. The mountain gate opened with a bang, and a yellow dragon came out of the cave. Suddenly it turned into a mountain, steaming hot and smoking.

If you can’t pull it out, you’ll yell, and if you don’t pull it out again, you’ll dig it with your hands. 3. Comrades, it’s really strange that you poop outside. I wonder if the anus is crooked or it’s intentional destruction.

4. Teachers should not eat shit when they eat, otherwise they will turn into shit in their stomachs. It would be troublesome to turn into shit when eating, so why not just eat shit in the first place. 5. There was a big puddle of dog excrement in the cave, and toilet paper was scattered all over the mountain outside the pit; suddenly a strong wind blew up; it was like kites flying all over the sky.

6. There is no light in the toilet in the middle of the night. You go to relieve yourself and fall into the soft pit.

Fight with maggots and compete with shit. No one saves you, sacrifice heroically.

Life is great, death is silent. In memory of you, lights are installed in the toilet.

7. Who has no shit in life, and who does not use paper for defecation? If you don't use toilet paper, you must use your fingers! Dirty poems: 1. Getting up early in the morning to wash your pants is a waste of countless children. It's not that your father doesn't want you, it's that your mother doesn't want you.

2. I hug my quilt at night and dream about my nipples, feeling relieved and worried; The baby is flowing everywhere with the water, who can help me wash my pants; 3. A girl has a field of responsibility, which lasts for eighteen years. Nowadays, a responsibility system is implemented, and whoever farms the fields pays the fees.

Motto: The grains are reincarnated here, and the character is revealed here. Life is like stool, once washed away, it will not come back; Too similar; Life is like a stool, sometimes it feels good, sometimes it is very sad; Life is like a stool, you never know what will come out; Life is like a stool, what result do you want, It depends on how you stumble first; Life is like poop, you may suddenly think "um, um" at any time; Life is like poop, you often work hard for a long time but only a few farts come out; Life is like poop, no matter how beautifully decorated it is , its essence is still the same; life is like stool, only one's own silent brave prose: A company posted a note on the urinal: "One small step forward, one giant step for civilization." As a result, there were still many urine stains on the ground. Later, the company learned its lesson seriously and redesigned it to: "If you can't pee in the pool, it means you are short; if you pee outside the pool, it means you are soft." As a result, the ground is much cleaner than before.

Important revelations from this incident: Investment advice given to clients must be specific and hit the mark! Warning: Those who defecate in public will have their tools confiscated! ! ! Gay Poems: Living in the world is not easy, but only gays have the most true feelings; no matter poor or rich, everyone in the world is one and zero. Looking at the dangerous building, sighing at this meaning, how many people in modern and ancient times have said this? Ghosts set up magical facilities, and Hun recognized it as the limit of heaven to the south and north.

A river stretches across the river, with hills on three sides, creating a competitive scene. What happened to the Six Dynasties? It was just a private plan? Because the king of laughter thanks everyone, he climbs high and embraces the distance, and he also imitates heroes and sheds tears.

Without the control of the Yangtze River, the smell of rivers and lakes is boundless. Just drive for a long time, don't look back, seek the oath of the middle stream.

When a child defeats a thief, he will go to the battlefield! Above: The heroes of the world come here to bow their heads. Bottom: A virtuous woman in the world comes in and undresses and takes off her skirt. Horizontal comment: Heaven and earth are righteous. Top: Standing on both sides of the Yellow River, holding confidential documents in hand. Bottom: Machine gun fire from the front and artillery fire from the back. Horizontal comment: Refreshing. Top: Open the door to convenience. Bottom: Resolve the rear buttocks. Worry, horizontal comment: the place where people are shitting: above: there is urination, it is good; lower: get great relief, get rid of; horizontal comment: work hard and work hard; upper: smooth up and down, lower: gather things elegantly.

Horizontal: Metabolism. Top: Take a hundred steps before coming in. Bottom: Be loose after coming out. Horizontal batch: Pleasure of body and mind. Top: Sit quietly and search for poems. Bottom: Relax and listen to the clear spring.

Horizontal comment: Quiet World. Top: Best for low-pitched singing. Bottom: Unsuitable for indiscriminate bombing. Horizontal comment: Pay attention to hygiene. Top: Sit for a while and you will relax your mind. Bottom: After a while of leisure, you will become a god of good fortune.

Hengpi: This is Taoyuan.

5. Poems describing the bathroom

The most useful thing in a house is the toilet. Goyedi

Reading "Presidential Instructions" in the toilet - shitting and eating shit at the same time. Toilet Quotes Taiwanese writer and critic Li Ao

The worst thing is the cramp dance (a cramp-like dance), where three to four hundred people dance together, as if they can't find the toilet. Zhou Libo, the founder of Haipai Qingkou, "One Week Libo Show"

When I saw that the toilet tank was full, I immediately took out the feces. Although I sacrificed my rest time all morning, the toilet was very messy. Clean. People jokingly call me a turd man. I think it's very honorable to be a shit man. Formerly known as Lei Zhengxing and Lei Feng in "Lei Feng's Diary"

There is an open secret that you must also know: most feminist philosophers, whether they are called Julan or Shufen, are nothing but easy The cross-dressing man wore a turtleneck to cover up his Adam's apple and a pair of high-heeled shoes the size of a sea-going ship under his skirt. He was sprinkled with too much perfume and farted so loudly that all the paid toilets on the street put up signs. : Philosophers are exempt. Chinese contemporary writer Wang Xiaobo

When a scholar spends a long time in the toilet, it is not because he is dry, but because he is squatting in a pit to study; when a scholar can best tolerate his wife's yelling, it is not because he has a good temper, but because he is entranced and his ears are like ears. plug. When eating and studying, chopsticks often put cigarette butts from ashtrays into your mouth, but you are less likely to get beriberi because you are most used to picking your feet when studying. Unfortunately, they all have spider-like bodies, and they all have swollen eyes like goldfish. None of them are beautiful, only they are sad and sick. Famous quotes about toilets by contemporary writer Jia Pingwa

Someone asked me the explanation of "freedom". I say that action that is within reason (or etiquette) and does not harm (or disturb) others is freedom. For example, if you are alone and live alone within a wall, even if you don't wear pants, no one will interfere with you. That is your freedom. It's presumptuous. For another example, if you go into the toilet and find a urine bucket, you try to relieve yourself. That is your freedom. If you defecate naked in the streets, no matter day or night, no matter whether there are people or not, not only is it not free, it is also illegal. Lao Xuan

It was really painful for us to watch the Spring Festival Gala in the north. But I insist on watching it every year, not because I want to hone my will in life. I have no tendency to abuse myself, but because I want to fulfill my filial piety. It's a rare time to go home and be with your parents. They think the show is very exciting. What else can your children do besides watching it with you? So in order to fulfill my filial piety, every year before eight o'clock, I would sit in the room covered in cold sweat and take some anti-vomiting medicine - vitamin B6, which is for pregnant women. Then he took the pin, pinched his thigh, and walked into the room sadly. He was very filial and stayed with them for four hours without even going to the toilet. Luo Yonghao, founder of Niubo.com

For example, Sun Wukong's "I love you, if I have to add a time limit to this love, it will be ten thousand years" in "Westward Journey", there are too many to mention. Love is really powerful these days. Either you don't love, one love is worth the lifespan of a hundred tortoises, and this is not only true for people, but also for monkeys. It can be seen that monkeys' view of love has evolved to be the same as people's - it has degenerated.

After thinking about your promise, the last step is to decide whether to use "love" or "like". In fact, the two are equivalent. People are weird. When it comes to "three words" to say, the first thing people think of is "I love you", but they don't think of "king of eggs", "you donkey", "help me", "go to the toilet" Even "break up" is only three words. Even if you speak, you will be paid "a thousand words and a thousand dollars" offered by some wealthy newspapers and magazines. I believe that most lovers in this world will change "I love you" to: "I like you".