Lu Yu's classic famous sayings

Lu Yu's classic quotes

Lu Yu is the host of the famous talk show "Luyu has an appointment". Here are Lu Yu's classic quotes. Let's take a look!

Lu Yu's famous classic 1

1. I get hurt easily, but I never get hit.

2. A person who is excellent in one aspect must be foolish in other aspects!

3. Elegance is a realm, and elegant men make people feel like spring breeze.

4. Love needs to meet the right person at the right time. I always believe that every love is a gorgeous adventure, and the wise always see hope.

5. Whether a person loves you or not depends not on the length of time you spend together, but on his willingness to give you a promise. I don't know what retention means. I only know that the person who loves me will not leave me, because he knows that I will be sad. You can't wake a person who pretends to sleep, and you can't touch a person who doesn't love you.

6. I believe that the sum of happiness and sadness in one's life is the same. I don't think anyone will have less experience than anyone else, so if you think about it this way, you won't get carried away when you are happy, and you won't be particularly desperate when you are sad.

7. A woman must be confident and independent in order to win her husband's love forever.

8. Beauty should be able to pamper herself.

9. When a person appears at the right time and on the right occasion, she will shine.

1. I hope that if people have a unique vision, they can find a painter before others find him good. I think that feeling is great, but it is very difficult.

11. Many people say that if you insist on doing something for 21 days, it will become a habit. Then if you insist on doing something for eighteen years, what is it? I think it is not only a habit, but also contains many emotional factors, such as responsibility, such as love.

12. Not only me, but also any young woman and anyone who wants to succeed must devote themselves wholeheartedly, and professionalism is the most important thing.

13. Even if you love tomorrow and it hurts you all over, you should still love today, even if it is only for a moment. Because at the moment you love, the world is really incomparable.

14. I have always believed that as long as you really want to do something and miss someone, you will never give up this persistence no matter when or where. It is only a matter of time before you get what you want. Of course, persistence is smart persistence. On the road of getting closer to your dreams step by step, sometimes you have to give in, sometimes you have to detour, and sometimes you even have to give up temporarily. This is quite like the truth of war.

15, everyone has their own appreciation of art, I am very emotional, very self-centered, and look at what I like to see. Lu Yu's 2

1 Fish Leong

Lu Yu: Can you cook?

Jingru: I'm good at cooking, especially Malaysian cuisine.

Lu Yu: Can you cook Beijing food?

Jingru: Beijing food? Beijing roast duck? That's too complicated, I won't. What is Beijing food?

Lu Yu: . . . . . Well, well, for example. . . Mapo tofu

Jingru: That ... seems to be Sichuan food.

Lu Yu: Oh, yes.

2 articles by Yang Liwei

On the Taiwan Celebration of Phoenix Satellite TV. After Yang Liwei was invited to the stage.

Lu Yu immediately interviewed on the stage: Well, did your son come?

yang Liwei: I'm coming.

Lu Yu: Would you please send your son up?

After Yang Liwei's son comes up.

"What's your name?"

Every other half day, he struggled to ask Yang's son, "What's your father's name?"

3 Twins

Interview with twin couples.

The younger sister of the twin sisters said, "We were very naughty when we were young.

When my grandmother fed us food, we ran around her specially.

Grandma always fed my sister alone, so I never ate it.

My grandmother didn't find out that she was wrong."

-This was originally an obvious interesting story in the misunderstanding story of twins.

Lu Yu asked stupidly when the audience was laughing: Why is that?

sister: because she was knocked unconscious, she couldn't tell our faces apart.

Lu Yu then asked: Then why can't she tell your faces apart?

Sister: You interviewed for so long. . . Because we are twins!

Lu Yu: Then why can't she tell you twins apart?

4 Huang Qiusheng

SIR Huang said that after his interview with the prize, there was no one,

so he called the director back and drove to dinner.

Then Lu Yu looked naive and asked: Really?

do you really drive yourself? Isn't there a car that will pick you up?

SIR Huang: no, we drove ourselves to have supper.

Then I applauded with a big head and innocent eyes ...

When I saw this paragraph, I was puzzled ... Why did I applaud ... Ah ...

5 articles that didn't win the lottery

When interviewing the winner who didn't win the 5 million lottery ticket,

unsuccessful: I had the idea of jumping off a building ...

Chen Luyu: Did you jump afterwards?

6 An old man interviewed an old man. At the end of the program,

Lu Yu: I wish you live to be 12 years old!

Grandpa: (gray and very happy) Thank you, thank you!

Lu Yu: I'm kidding!

7 Emil Wakin Chau

Lu Yu asked Emil Wakin Chau if his math scores were good.

Emil Wakin Chau said "bad" easily, and Lu Yu believed it.

After the program was broadcast, many viewers posted comments on this matter in Phoenix Forum and Tianya Community.

Because Emil Wakin Chau graduated from the Department of Mathematics at National Taiwan University, he once expected to be a math teacher.

8 Fan Wei

Lu Yu: Your wife's name is the same as that of a Hong Kong sister.

Fan Wei: Yes. (giggle)

Lu Yu: Right? (suspicious)

Fan Wei: Yes. (simple and honest)

Lu Yu: Are you so beautiful?

Fan Wei: No. Then I haven't seen that person, that Hong Kong sister. (Helpless)

Lu Yu: That Hong Kong sister is quite beautiful.

Fan Wei: There is no comparison. (unbearable)

Lu Yu: That Hong Kong sister is quite beautiful.

Fan Wei: Ah. (I'm too lazy to reply)

Lu Yu: It's exactly the same name.

Fan Wei: The names are exactly the same. . . (What else can I say, ORZ...)

9 Liu Qian

Lu Yu asked Liu Qian to choose his favorite magic, and

Liu Qian metaphorically said that it was just like asking parents to choose their favorite children, which was not easy to choose.

Who knows that Lu Yu NC came to say that your mother is your only child ...

1 Yang li Ping

Lu Yu asked.

2. Can you kill a pig?

3. Can you hit a cake with that thing?

4. She asked Yang li Ping what to eat at school, and Yang li Ping said it was boiled cabbage with some oil.

Lu Yu stared at the big eyes of the god, and asked: Why not stir-fry the cabbage?

5. Lu Yu didn't do any homework at all, and didn't even know the background of the interviewee before the interview.

When asked how old Yang li Ping was when he went to college, Yang said 12, and Lu Yu casually said,

"It was the 198s"! ! ! ! She didn't even know the age.

6. Yang said that he would give 7 yuan a meal allowance, but Lu Yu even said, "Is it a day in 7 yuan?"

Anyone with a little IQ knows that 7 yuan spent a month in the 197s.

11 Zhang Chaoyang

Zhang Chaoyang said that his career failed at that time and he was very depressed.

Sitting on the plane and looking at the night sky and the moon, he was very emotional.

Anchor Chen immediately interrupted him and asked in surprise: How can the moon be seen on the plane?

Zhang Chaoyang couldn't answer the phone for a moment, and gestured with his hand, "There is a window ..."

She suddenly realized, "Oh, yes, the window seat can see the moon.

12 Cai Kangyong

When Kang Yong talked about his homosexual, Lu Yu asked," Do your parents know your sexual orientation now? "

The program was embarrassed at this moment, because Cai Kangyong's parents came at the age of 5, and

Cai Kangyong's parents died in succession when he was in his twenties.

13 Yi Jianlian

During the conversation, Lu Yu was not confident enough to talk about some topics, perhaps because he didn't collect information himself.

She said to Yi Jianlian in the program, "They said you ..." Yi Jianlian asked, "Who said that?"

Lu Yu replied, "I don't know. They said it was said."

14 Left-behind Children

Lu Yu asked them what they usually eat, and the children said vegetables or something.

Lu Yu asked again: Do you eat meat?

Children: Not often

Lu Yu: Why? Is the meat not delicious?

The simple child is embarrassed to say, No, I don't have money ...

15 Zhao Benshan

Lao Zhao: I can't stand professional actors, and I like natural ones.

Lu Yu: Really, I think you are quite professional.

Lao Zhao: I'm not a professional, so you are also a non-professional host.

Lu Yu: . . . (Paused for a few seconds) Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck clu Some netizens think that

Lu Yu's laughter is a kind of damage to the coherence of the talk show.

For example, in the issue of Stephen Chow, she was laughing alone, but she didn't laugh when she saw Master Xing.

She asked, Don't you think it's funny? Master Xing asked, Do you think it's funny?

17 an aunt article

Lu Yu interviewed a lonely and rich old aunt to recruit her daughter.

Lu Yu: Which daughter do you think is the most predestined relationship?

Auntie: I think three-

Lu Yu: (Interrupting) All three are ok, right? Is the daughter you choose now here?

Auntie: Come--

Lu Yu: (Interrupting) Come, right?

Auntie: Yes, she--

Lu Yu: (Interrupting) Is the daughter who didn't choose embarrassed to refuse?

Auntie: On this question-

Lu Yu: (Interrupting) Are you still seeing these three daughters?

Auntie: Well ———

Lu Yu: (Interrupting) Still seeing each other, right? !

Auntie: Well, I have to say-

Lu Yu: (Interrupting) Yes, I think it's quite good.

Auntie: Er-

Lu Yu: (Interrupting) I'm having a good time, right?

auntie: eh, happy? But-

Lu Yu: (Interrupting) Yes, you are really happy. You will always be like this, right?

auntie: forever? —————

Lu Yu: (Interrupted) Well, now the program is over, thank you for your guests, thank you!

Auntie: Thank you, Lu-

Lu Yu: That's all for this program. Goodbye!

Auntie: Yu

18 Li Yapeng

Lu Yu asked, "Really? You really fell in love with Faye Wong? "

Before Li Yapeng could answer, he turned to the audience and said,

"The greatest love between Li Yapeng and Wang Hao in this century began!

They are soul mates, the seas are dry and the rocks are rotten, and they will never change their minds. The 21st century has witnessed Peng Fei's great love! "

Before Li Yapeng could get in a word, he asked, "Do you have a baby?"

(At this time, the whole world knew about Li Yan)

Before Li Yapeng opened her mouth, she said, "Is it a man or a woman?"

before Li Yapeng opened his mouth, Chen Luyu directed and acted at the audience. "Look at the screen,

Peng Fei gave birth to a girl named Li Yan, which is the crystallization of their love,

which is a new testimony of their great love!"

19 stomachache

Guest: I have a stomachache, and it often hurts

Lu Yu: I don't know what it feels like to have a stomachache, but a woman who thinks she has a stomachache is very elegant,

so holding (demonstrating) ouch

Guest: Elegant? It's very uncomfortable.

Lu Yu: By the way, where is the stomach?