Personalized Moments copywriting about the hot weather (Part 1)
1. The weather is too hot! I bought a mat and it turned into an electric blanket when I slept!
2. The scorching summer heat is here, health care is very important; it is not suitable to use electric fans for a long time, and you should pay more attention to the cold air from the air conditioner; the appetite is low in the hot summer, eat more light and less greasy; adjust your mentality and mood well, and be more careful in the hot summer Happy and carefree.
3. The weather is too hot. Eat an ice cream to cool down.
4. I accidentally fell down on the way to work today and was diagnosed with third-degree burns by the hospital.
5. Sitting in a dark room without electricity in such weather, touching the straw mat under me, I suddenly understood the mood of Xiao Long Bao.
6. Agarwood: This magical ax of mine can split mountains and open water, and it is more effective than those professional well diggers.
7. My steel teeth burn my mouth.
8. It was so hot that I got tanned.
9. In the current weather, you can make instant noodles directly with tap water!
10. It’s 38 degrees today and 40 degrees tomorrow. Be careful to turn the noodles when you go out, pay attention to the heat, bring cumin, and don’t burn it!
11. Walking on the road, it is so hot that it melts.
12. Your mother and I fell into the river at the same time. Please save your mother first. The weather is too hot and I want to stay in the water for a while.
13. Let me tell you a few ways to quickly relieve the heat: In addition to looking in the mirror to check the bank card balance, you can also pinch your belly to check the QQ invisible status of your sweetheart. Is your heart feeling cold at this moment?
14. "Xiao Ming, please make a sentence using the word 'innocent'..." "It's really hot today!"
15 .I went to work in the fields today and was lucky enough to be a star. The lady passing by said: Isn’t it hot in the fields?
16. I am not an ant on a hot pot, I am a crab that is about to be cooked.
17. In such hot weather, secret love turns into passionate love.
18. Moon, please tell Sun, who has always liked you, to stop being shy.
19. Don’t think that you are not despicable just because you are a baby.
20. When the weather gets hot, go to the southwest to escape the heat. When you feel narrow-minded, go to the southwest to relax. What you can’t wait for is the sudden accident in life.
21. Summer is heating up, so drink soda with your loved ones.
22. How often should you take a bath in winter? How often should you take a bath in winter? Personalized copywriting for Moments complaining about the hot weather (Part 2)
23. My body is about to die of heat in Beijing, but my soul will be with you.
24. So hot that it twists.
25. The eggs bought in the supermarket were cooked at home.
26. On such a hot day, when your boyfriend runs away with someone else, you don’t even want to chase him.
27. Nowadays, the whole country is mourning a guy named "Re", because - it's so hot!
28. The summer is extremely hot. I take some time off from work to play with my mobile phone. I need to rest more during the summer to maintain my health. I work hard to compile information. The breeze blows across my face, bringing refreshment and information. Meditation and maintenance are number one. Solved Trouble and problems, calm down and remember, mistakes will no longer follow you.
29. Yesterday afternoon, high temperature weather occurred in Lanzhou, Gansu. A few hours after a young man went shopping with his girlfriend, he suddenly fainted and fell to the ground unconscious. The girlfriend was frightened and quickly dialed 120 to send her boyfriend to the hospital for emergency treatment. The doctor said it was nothing serious, just heat stroke.
30. Asking where the dormitory can be so cool, ask the dormitory manager to buy an air conditioner! Since ancient times, who is not hot in life, sell the dormitory and buy air conditioners! After ten years of being so hot, I had to sell the dormitory and buy an air conditioner! Passionate since ancient times, there is no spare heat, sell the dormitory, buy air conditioners! If love lasts for a long time, sell the dormitory and buy an air conditioner! Don’t you see, the coolness is coming from the sky, selling the dormitory, buying air conditioners! I'm chatting about being a teenager, selling the dormitory, and buying air conditioners!
31. Even if it’s hot in summer, are you still getting a free mosquito package?
32. Smoothie, eat it quickly or it will get hot.
33. I just kicked a child away on the bus and a group of people applauded.
Why? That naughty child is singing "It's enough to sow one seed at a time, and many suns will grow... Every corner of the world will be extremely bright."
34. Please put me in the cold palace, my concubine. I can't stand it anymore, it's so fucking hot today!
35. My friends and I were stunned by the heat.
36. He Xiangu: I don’t apply sunscreen lotion, only sunscreen leaves, lotus root leaves (oh yeah)!
37. I’m so hot. Go look through your boyfriend's travel history and it will get cold.
It’s too hot to sleep at 38.29 degrees. When I was a freshman, how did I get here when the dormitory had no air conditioning and the temperature was 30 degrees?
39. I stepped on the freshly painted yellow line, leaving a string of small footprints on the asphalt road. Every step I took was like stepping on a candy cane that had been burned by the sun in the hot weather.
40. It is said that women are like clothes, and sisters are brands that you cannot afford.
41. The most sincere care is the most hidden love.
42. I saw a dollar on the road today. I thought about it for a long time but still didn’t pick it up for fear of burning myself!
43. My cousin got married and gave him a glass of Coca-Cola...while drinking it, my wife and I hugged each other and cried...all the guests were moved to the point of bursting into laughter...I was the only one who understood that I secretly put it in his Coke. A collection of forty-eight humorous sentences about the hot summer weather
One of the humorous sentences about the hot summer weather
1. July In midsummer, Granny Xia began to show off the power of her subordinate Father Sun again. Father-in-law Sun received the order from Grandma Xia and scorched the earth at the highest temperature. The weather was so hot that the earth was so hot and smoking that it seemed to be on fire and was about to melt like chocolate. There were very few people on the road, only cars running back and forth. There is no cloud in the blue sky, and some gray air that looks like clouds but not clouds, like mist but not mist, floats low in the air, making people feel breathless and uncomfortable. The flowers, plants and trees outside were so hot that they lost their energy, and their heads drooped.
2. Why does this mat feel like an electric blanket...
3. There is no need to cook the hot dry noodles
4. The weather is too hot, I Can't even breathe.
5. Hello Mr. Sun, on behalf of all mankind, I beg you, don’t let the summer vacation be so hot!
6. My husband wrote a notice and planned to post it in the "Lost and Found" column of the community. This is what he wrote: "Puppy, male, nearly nine months old, no collar, very friendly, found on Shiqiao Road." I'm worried that revealing too many details will give those who want a dog without conscience a good impression. This was an opportunity, so at my insistence, my husband re-wrote the notice. This is what he wrote: "Guess what I picked up?"
7. Another person died today, and his name was Re.
8. How to post on WeChat Moments that it’s so hot today
9. When the weather is hot, I have fewer clothes, and then I can’t deceive myself anymore. Where is the 18 pounds of meat in winter? I want to go. The gym.
10. Everyone is an "acquaintance" and Loli has become an "acquaintance".
11. The weather is too hot. Buy a basket of eggs and turn into a chicken when you get home! Buy a mat and it turns into an electric blanket when you sleep! I met a stranger on the road, looked at each other and smiled, and became acquaintance! The table was too hot. Just after the mahjong was laid out, it got burnt!
12. Hiding in the air-conditioned room and not coming out, for fear that you will become a Brazilian barbecue.
13. I ate a stick of corn and it turned into popcorn in my stomach. I felt so good.
14. When the weather gets hot, go to the southwest to escape the heat. When you feel narrow-minded, go to the southwest to relax. What you can’t wait for is the sudden accident in life.
15. Nezha: Step on the wind and fire in turn, step on the fire wheel in cold weather and step on the wind wheel in hot weather.
16. "The whole city is too hot to die", "People are so hot on the hot road", "It's too hot to kill primitive people", "Kara is so hot that it turns into a dog", "To the summer where we will all die of suffocation", "It's too hot to die in China" "Attack on the Sun" "If You Give Me a Day of Shade" "The Air Conditioner We Chased Together All Those Years" "Where's the Air Conditioner We Promised" "The 101st Heat Death" "33 Days of Heat Death" "Heat Death Contract" "Heat "Shit Man 3" and others have been released nationwide.
17. The weather is so hot that it reminds me of that summer.
18. How about your side? I’m already familiar with it.
19. It is 36 degrees today, so hot that life is worse than death, but there is only one fan in my house. My mother brought the only fan from the living room into my room. My mother has been like this for so many years. Every time when the summer is the hottest, she will bring the fan into my room and let me use it alone, while she silently turns on the air conditioner in her room
20 .This weather is like an oven, I really can’t stand it, it’s almost cooked.
21. I bought eggs and turned into chickens! I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket! The car doesn't ignite and catches fire! When you meet a stranger, look at each other and smile, and you become an acquaintance! The table was too hot and the mahjong was burnt just after the numbers were laid! Pay attention to heatstroke prevention when the weather is hot!
22. There is a hot season called summer, a warm word is sweet, an ancient story is magical, and a girl I love deeply is you. The cool summer breeze blows, and I will love you forever!
23. The fire umbrella is spread high. The fire umbrella is a metaphor for the strong summer sun; it is spread out. Describes the scorching sun in summer, which is very hot.
24. I don’t know why I feel very sleepy today. The shoes don’t fit my feet and the blisters are hurting all the time. The weather is so hot, I feel very, very sleepy. Part 2 of humorous sentences about the hot weather in summer
25. Thank you so much. In such a hot day, I really don’t know how to live without your cold violence.
26. This kind of weather is suitable for sitting on the hot bed, eating melon seeds and playing cards, right? After surviving the winter, you almost froze to death in this spring...
27. The weather is as hot as a joke and life is like nonsense.
28. It’s really troublesome, I have to cover myself with a quilt when the weather is cold at night.
29. Lying on the mat feels like sizzling beef tenderloin.
30. Time makes friendship warm; years make friendship ferment; memory makes beauty freeze; longing makes thoughts wander; friends make the heart warm; greetings make wishes come true. My friend, I just wish you peace every day and happiness forever! The weather is changing, take care of yourself!
31. As time goes by, the weight of friendship will increase; as time goes by, the wine of friendship will ferment; as the distance increases, the longing in the heart will increase; greetings will warm the hearts of friends. My friend, no matter when and where you are, I hope you are in a good mood, happy and worry-free! Have a pleasant life and be safe and sound! The weather is changing, take care of yourself!
32.12. Usually in our circle of friends, we show off our bags, travels, cosmetics, food, famous brands, and selfies... I just want to say silently: "If you have the ability, come out and bask in the sun!"
33. I am not an ant on a hot pot, I am a crab that is about to be cooked.
34. The weather was hot and I couldn’t eat much. I hurriedly made soba noodles and tempura before going out in the morning and brought it to the company for lunch for my boyfriend [Happy] He said I was a genius chef .
35. God, you have to let everyone understand that this summer is contracted by the Flame Mountain!
36. I saw a dollar on the road today. I thought about it for a long time but still didn’t pick it up for fear of burning myself!
37. As soon as I got to work, I received a message on my mobile phone, reminding me that it was very hot today and I should pay attention to prevent heatstroke.
38. The air conditioner in the bathhouse is turned on to 31°, it’s really cool.
39. The people you meet when you go out are all acquaintances, the kind who are cooked by the sun.
40. In the hot summer, I hope the cool breeze from my message will drive away your heat. You must remember not to be too busy at work, not to eat too much, and not to go to bed too late every night. Pay more attention. Be healthy and happy!
41. When the weather gets hot, it sheds a lot. It’s hard for people to wear the same clothes in spring, summer, autumn and winter.
42. This message has gone through strong light radiation, scorching sun, strong winds, lightning strikes, mosquito bites, and rain washes, and finally reaches your mobile phone, saying to you: In the hot summer, be careful to prevent heatstroke.
The weather is changing, take care of yourself!
43. The hot summer happens every year. Holding a fan and asking the sky, why is the temperature so high this summer? To prevent heat stroke, take more leisure time and stay calm. People have joys and sorrows, and the sky has four seasons: hot and cold. This is a difficult thing in ancient times. I wish you good friends and happy years!
44. White Dragon Horse: The little dragon man in the sea in the past is now so sunburned that he almost loses his soul. On the way to the Buddhist scriptures, my hooves are facing west, and everything I look at looks like a drinking fountain.
45. The sun is so bright that it’s almost killing me.
46. The sun shines on you, and the darkness stays away from you; the smile blooms on you, and troubles ignore you; the mood makes you happy, and loneliness does not find you; happiness surrounds you, and tiredness does not bother you. I wish you a regular life and good health every day! The weather is changing, take care of yourself!
47. Ever since the summer in Nanchong, it was too hot to sleep, so I started to suffer from insomnia.
48. Let me tell you a few ways to quickly relieve the heat: in addition to looking in the mirror to check the bank card balance, you can also pinch your belly to check the QQ invisible status of your sweetheart. Is your heart feeling cold at this moment? Humorous sentences about summer sunburn due to hot weather
1. I really hope I don’t have to work overtime, but how is that possible? However, despite going to work every day under the scorching heat, I don’t seem to be tanning at all... and I have become whiter inexplicably...
2. I am 8 months pregnant and I feel a little tired of staying at home, so I go to the community. Take a walk around. My husband called me and asked me what I was doing. I said I was taking a walk outside. My husband yelled, "Why are you going out on such a hot day? What if your child gets tanned?"
3. The ups and downs along the way, constant transcendence, maturity and gratitude along the way.
4. It’s too hot today. I feel like I’ve been tanned by three degrees on the road. There’s actually a typhoon today, so I don’t feel anything at all.
5. Even if you are tanned, nothing can stop you from being an idiot.
6. Basically, the scenery is like this in summer, but you can only see it from an air-conditioned room. In addition to being hot outside, you will get tanned and dizzy.
7. My daughter is three years old. Because she is beautiful, many people like her. She has always been called a little beauty or a little princess. She also enjoyed this kind of treatment, and often said to herself: "Oh, the sun is so strong, it has tanned me, and I am no longer beautiful. What should I do?" After hearing this, I couldn't help but want to laugh. She looked at me angrily: "Why are you laughing? You haven't seen Beautiful Women Worry?!" I...
8. I am so tan to protect you secretly
< p> 9. No filter can save my tanned skin.10. My sister came back from the beach and specially tanned herself to highlight my beauty. I was so touched.
11. Darkening is the most popular thing now, and most people can’t get this effect from tanning!
12. My friend, you speak Chinese very well.
13. My teeth have become so white.
14. I really like to bask in the sun, which makes my body warm and makes me sweat! But why should we tan and get wrinkles?
15. People, don’t buy clothes crazy because you think you are thin because you will experience the second harm when you tan and gain weight.
16. When you come closer, the brightness of my phone screen automatically lowers.
17. Because I can use this long-abandoned color for tanning~ What a fate!
18. Husband, I’m sorry, I blame me for not understanding you; it’s really hot outside, but you are running around; I can’t sleep repeatedly, it hurts you and you get tanned; you must drink more water, don’t be too tired; you support the house , and I think too much; don’t let those negative words turn into scars!
19. You don’t get sunshine all year round, so cherish the sunshine in summer. As long as your face doesn’t get tanned, it doesn’t matter what your skin color is. Wearing a hat to cover your face is fine.
20. School is about to start, and I don’t want to get a crew cut, tan, or lose weight!
21. Some show off their husbands, some show off their wives, some show off their babies, some show off their cars, some show off their rings, some show off their toys, some show off their food... I just want to say silently... you can show off anything. Don't get tanned
22. A boy is a little devil! His eyes are not big, but they are bright. There is a small mouth under the high nose, thick lips, and snow-white teeth. His skin is very dark. I don’t know whether the white teeth darken the skin or whether it is tanned by the sun. skin? He was so thin that he seemed to be suffering from malnutrition.
23. In spring, I miss you, don’t destroy the greenery during the outing season; in summer, I miss you, don’t get tanned by the scorching sun; in autumn, I miss you, send me some fresh fruits; In winter, I miss you, the warmth of the south is waiting for me. Thinking of you all year round is called a good friend.
24. I would rather die of heat than get tanned. When will the days of practicing driving come to an end?
25. If you don’t wear sunscreen, you will really tan. You will really tan. It will be really dark. It will be very dark. 2022 Humorous copy of the circle of friends complaining about the temperature being too high
2022 Humorous Copy of Moments Complaining About Too High Temperature 1
1. Your mother and I fell into the water at the same time, save your mother first, save your mother first, let me cool down in the water .
2. In this weather, all those who come out to play are anti-Japanese heroes.
3. What defeated me was not naivety, but naive warmth. Only today did I understand that "Wherever it's cool, stay there" is by no means a curse word. It is definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest concern. Dew love.
4. When I went shopping, I saw a lot of acquaintances on the street. But I don’t know any of them.
5. It is better to cry in an air-conditioned room than to laugh under an electric fan.
6. I have been thinking about kidnapping the principal one day, tying him to the bed in the school dormitory, and giving him a small fan to see how long he can survive...
7. When I went shopping, I saw a lot of acquaintances on the street, but I didn’t recognize any of them.
8. In our circle of friends, we usually show off our bags, travels, cosmetics, food, famous brands, and selfies... I just want to say silently: "If you have the ability, come out and show off." Oh, the sun!"
9. In this weather, anyone who can go out with you on a date is a close friend of life and death!
10. Starting today. I am no longer single. But hot dogs!
11.? Finally I can get a free sauna.
12. Tieguai Li: What kind of medicine is sold in my gourd? It’s all Fengyoujing. Whoever applies it will get a cool breeze.
13. The person we went out to have dinner with at noon was really a life-and-death friend!
14. I just met a stranger on the street. I became a mature person in a blink of an eye!
15. When the electric fan turned into a hair dryer, I felt that life had lost its meaning.
16. I saw a dollar on the road today. After thinking about it for a long time, I still didn't pick it up. Afraid of scalding yourself!
17.? When you lie on the bed, you will be braised, when you add a mat, it will be teppanyaki, when you get out of bed, you will be steamed, when you go out, you will have a barbecue, when you go to the swimming pool, you will be boiled, and when you come back, you will be raw. Fry it and fry it again when you get home!
18. This weather. Anyone who can go out with you on a date is a life-and-death friend!
19. What’s the weather like? Lolita have become "mature women".
20. In midsummer, the weather is so hot that even dragonflies only dare to fly close to the shade of trees, as if they are afraid that the sun will damage their wings. 2022 Humorous Copywriting on Moments Complaining About Too High Temperature 2
1. My life is all because of the air conditioner.
2. The two strangers looked at each other and smiled. It's done.
3. Go out for five minutes. Sweat for two hours.
4. From today on, I am no longer a single, but a hot dog!
5. I accidentally fell on the way to work today. The hospital diagnosed him with third-degree burns.
6. The table was so hot that the mahjong was burnt just after it was set!
7. It is no longer shameful to show affection these days. The most shameful thing is to show off the air conditioner...
p>
8. What is gratifying is that under the influence of continuous high temperatures, the roadside porcelain touching industry has fallen into a complete shutdown stage. It is said that a guy wanted to touch porcelain. As soon as he lay down, he immediately jumped up and ran faster than a rabbit. .
9. The weather is too hot. If you want to eat a cold dish, you have to eat it while it's cold. It will get hot soon!
10. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan!
11. In the current weather, you can soak in tap water directly Instant noodles!
12.? Funny jokes about the hot weather. Funny jokes about the hot weather
13.? I accidentally fell on the way to work today and was diagnosed with third-degree burns by the hospital. .
14. God, you have to let everyone know that this summer has been blocked by the Fire Mountain!
15. I once threatened to do it at a low temperature of zero degrees , I would rather die of heat than freeze to death. It wasn’t until today that I was so hot that I realized that a promise that is too beautiful is too young.
16. This mat. You are a spy sent by the electric blanket.
17. Recently, people all over the country are mourning a guy named Re. No one has seen him, but everyone knows that Re is awesome!
18. Again If the heat goes on like this, the wings will melt instead of folding; mosquitoes will not bite people, only cold water pipes; hot dry noodles no longer need to be cooked; raw eggs will no longer be available; clothes can be worn after washing; and there is no need to ignite the car to start. .
19. Hou Yi couldn’t go out to shoot the sun on time because he went home to take care of his children. Please be prepared to escape the heat.
20. Let’s stay at home. You can make omelettes on the sidewalk. 2022 Humorous Copywriting for Moments That Are Too High in Complaints
1.? Life is richer because of family ties, years are touched by parents, life is warm because of home, blessings are sent to the hearts of parents, and gratitude is given for the change of gray hair I succeed, vicissitudes of life make me moved, wrinkles make me grow, and selflessness gives me support. The weather is changing, please pay attention to your health!
2. The high temperature in summer made me fully understand the greatness of that famous saying - let the storm come more violently!
3. I My body is about to die of heat, but my soul will be with you.
4. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Chongqing. He was so hot when he was wearing clothes.
5. Lying on the mat feels like sizzling beef tenderloin.
6. The porcelain industry that is most affected by the high temperature has entered a complete shutdown!
7. Anyone who invites you out for dinner in this weather must be a life-or-death acquaintance. It must be a lifelong event!
8. The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded. Actually confused.
9. After putting on makeup for an hour, I opened the door and went bare-faced.
10. In July, in the blue sky, the sun hung like a fireball. The clouds seemed to be burned by the sun and disappeared without a trace.
11. The cornfield in our house. It’s almost a popcorn field.
12. Last summer’s waist-length hair was replaced by Black Rice’s Ultra Egg.
13. When the weather is too hot, I buy a basket of eggs and turn into a chicken when I get home! I buy a mat and it turns into an electric blanket when I sleep! I meet a stranger on the road, look at each other and smile, and we become acquaintances! The table was too hot, and the mahjong was burnt just after the mahjong was laid out.
14. The weather is too hot. I bought a basket of eggs yesterday and turned into a chicken when I got home. I bought a mat and it turned into an electric blanket when I slept. The car started by itself without ignition.
15. The weather is too hot, so I bought a basket of eggs and turned into a chicken when I got home! I bought a mat and it turned into an electric blanket when I slept! I met a stranger on the road, looked at each other and smiled, and became an acquaintance. !The table was too hot, and the mahjong was burnt just after the numbers were set!
16. What defeated me was not innocence but innocence and heat
17. It doesn’t work well with temperatures below 40 degrees. Make friends with people in the city. Not familiar.
18. In June, the sun is blazing, and the heat is nostalgic.
But the wind, wind and fire are far from concealing the rich connotation of the season. On the street, the surging flow of people, with their colorful clothes and makeup, merge into a seven-color rainbow across the sky and earth, depicting the poetic and picturesque feeling of the beauty of life.
19. My shoes are still stuck to the asphalt?
20. The table was so hot that a mosquito was scalded to death. Recommended copywriting for a funny circle of friends when the weather is extremely hot
Copywriting for a funny circle of friends when the weather is extremely hot (Part 1)
1. A person fell and suffered severe burns on his face.
2. The sun hangs in the sky like a big fireball. It stings so hard that we can't even open our eyes. The asphalt on the road has been softened by the sun. A wave of heat hit my face, making me breathless. On the big trees on both sides of the road, cicadas were chirping endlessly, as if to say: It's so hot, so hot. Xiaohua lowered her head and Xiaocao bent down, both looking listless. What about the kids? Everyone is hiding in the swimming pool. Look at the children in the swimming pool, one after another, so densely packed that only their little heads are exposed.
3. I like it, I like the green summer, because in summer you can enjoy swimming in the swimming pool. Summer brings joy to children, they are the happiest angels in summer. I like it, I like the stormy summer, because the summer rain is so bold and straightforward. The lotus flowers in summer give us a smile, and the lotus leaves in summer show us their charm. There was no cloud in the sky, a scorching sun overhead, no wind, and all the trees stood listlessly and lazily.
4. Give you some sunshine and you will shine; give you some flood and you will flood. A broken pot has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as the love is as deep as the sea, even pockmarks can shine! The weather is changing, take care of yourself!
5. Hiding in the air-conditioned room and not coming out, for fear that you will become a Brazilian barbecue.
6. In the hot summer, I hope the cool breeze from my message will drive away your heat. You must remember not to be too busy at work, not to eat too much, and not to go to bed too late every night. Pay more attention. Be healthy and happy!
7. I’m tossing and turning and can’t sleep, am I the only one who can’t stand the heat?
8. Summer is here, the weather is hot, there are more girls, and their thighs are all white! But although the girls nowadays are dressed more dangerously than the other, they are safer than the other...
9. So hot that they are twisted.
10. I, Ruoge, died in Chongqing. Brothers, remember to come and collect the body. Thank you for your hard work. There must be air conditioning in the coffin.
11. The people you meet when you go out are all acquaintances, the kind who are cooked by the sun.
12. The two of them stood in the sun and said, "Am I familiar with you?" "Well, soon."
13. The high temperature in summer made me fully understand the greatness of that famous saying - let the storm come more violently!
14. This text message has gone through strong light radiation, scorching sun, strong winds, lightning strikes, mosquito bites, and rain washes, and finally reaches your mobile phone, saying to you: In the hot summer, be careful to prevent heatstroke. The weather is changing, take care of yourself!
15. Let’s stay home, you can make omelettes on the sidewalk.
16. After these few days of high temperature "baking inflammation", I can't see my teeth without showing my teeth in the dark.
17. There is a hot season called summer, a warm word is sweet, an ancient story is magical, and a girl I love deeply is you. The cool summer breeze blows, and I will love you forever!
18. A heavy-flavored realistic movie will be staged in Beijing: "The City is Hot to Death"
19. In the hot weather, everyone is invited to use the sauna for free and lose weight together, come on!
20. The weather is so hot that it feels like throwing someone into a steamer. The weather is so hot. Funny Moments Copywriting (Part 2)
21. The feeling of Teppanyaki.
22. Can you make your boyfriend swear to love you forever? It’s so hot today.
23. You are my Yulemei, so I can throw you away after drinking.
24. If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time of year
25. The weather is so hot, I really want to be beaten back to the cold palace.
< p> 26. It’s hot, let me use your indifference to take shelter.27. This summer, the heat was so hot that life was worse than death. My mother silently moved the fan to my room so that I could use it alone, while she silently turned on the air conditioner in her room.
28. What women struggle with in summer is: they are afraid of wearing revealing clothes and wearing makeup because of sweat. The dilemma in winter is: I want to show my thighs but it’s too cold... What should I do?
29. The weather is so hot that I don’t want to go out to eat, so I have to order food in the dormitory. I’m really not lazy.
30. My younger brother is doing his homework. I had just finished washing the pot and came out, my hands were wet, so I flicked water in his face. Unexpectedly, this guy came over waving his fist, and said: Sister, you must repay your kindness with a fist! ...kao. What a "repay with fists"!
31. The water was cut off when it was so hot. I wanted to go to the principal’s house to take a shower.
32. I picked up a dollar on the side of the road and immediately delivered it to the police uncle. The police uncle He cursed angrily: "Guawazi, do you want to burn me to death?"
33. The weather has been so hot recently. It feels like summer is coming. I seemed to see fireflies when I went for a walk!
34. Your mother and I fell into the water at the same time. Save your mother first, save your mother first, and let me cool down in the water.
35. Taking a nap can make up for the lack of sleep caused by the heat at night. Taking a nap can ensure that you are energetic in the afternoon. In order to have good work efficiency, dear friends, remember to take a break at noon in summer.
36. Don’t think that just because you are a baby, you are not despicable.
37. The founder of the Huolu Sect: Turpan; the current leader: Chongqing; the guardians on the left and right: Nanjing and Wuhan; the uncle: Nanchang; the senior brother: Changsha; the junior sister: Hangzhou. Current disciples: Zhengzhou, Shanghai, Fuzhou, Xi'an, Hefei, etc. Among them, disciple Zhengzhou is the most popular with the leader. Although he is located in the north, he is diligent in martial arts and can surpass ℃. He is a candidate for the next leader.
38. When the weather gets hot, it’s the season of thermal expansion and contraction again, so open more! There are many things you don’t know, and you will feel hungry when you are just full.
39. When walking on the street, everyone feels like they have been sunburned.
40. Nezha: Step on the wind and fire in turn, step on the fire wheel in cold weather and step on the wind wheel in hot weather. Hilarious complaint about inner scrolling (20 sentences)
1. As long as you can’t roll to death, roll to death.
2. The boat will naturally straighten when it reaches the bridge, no need to make any more efforts now.
3. When you first listen to it, you don’t understand the volume, but when you listen to it again, you are already in the volume.
4. My roommates are all staying up late and losing their hair, so I go to bed at eight o’clock to maintain my health and kill them bald princesses.
5. In fact, even when we fall in love, we are involved in it.
6. Involution is the process of increasing entropy. Life depends on negative entropy, and only when you enter flow can you break the involution.
7. I want to work secretly so that my roommates will have nothing to eat and will kill them.
8. When King Juan went on an expedition, not even a blade of grass grew.
9. The roommates are all eating, and I want to secretly train Pamela to become the thinnest one and kill them all.
10. When we are mentally strong, we will not regard winning as the only value of the game.
11. I will eat grapes every day from now on. From now on, my children’s eyes will be bigger than other people’s and they will be obsessed with them.
12. Turn on the game and pretend to be playing, but in fact, you put the book aside and secretly read it, secretly memorizing it, and it sucked them up.
13. My roommates were still sleeping, but I had already finished my meal and returned to the dormitory. I secretly added honey to the water I drank, and my poop was smoother than theirs, and I could kill them.
14. This is not called involution, this is called learning quietly and then surprising everyone!
15. If you are not good at something, just let it go. Rather than forcing yourself to overcome the things you are not good at, it is more relaxed and enjoyable to perfect what you are good at~
16. Say goodbye to involution and live a straight life.
17. The stylist asked me what hairstyle I wanted, and I said natural curls.
18. My roommates were all sleeping, so I secretly went to work-study program. I was richer than them, and I tricked them to death.
19. My roommates are all asleep, so I stole their mobile phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow to bore them to death.
20. You don’t have to fight against others, let alone yourself.