1. My brain has grown back.

2. Beautiful for a while, annoying for a lifetime.

3. Children should be filial. If you are not filial to your parents, are you still a human being?

4. A BMW has a Mercedes-Benz logo on it. If something breaks down, the Mercedes-Benz parts are not suitable, and BMW won’t let you repair it!

5. Three pounds of cattle, three pounds of cattle. Your wife is called Lu Guihua. Lu Guihua asked me to ask, have you come back recently?

6. I am very responsible to tell you that Uncle Li is very angry and the consequences will be serious!

7. No grass will grow on a good road, and no hair will grow on a good brain.

8. If you really win the prize, you will get a big discount, that’s what I think! The rankings are based on box office and audience.

9. It is not difficult to be a good person, but it is difficult to be a person who does not lie.

10. When people are wandering in the world, mobile phones are like knives. Some calls just cannot be answered.

11. You cannot be honest with a woman. After being honest with a woman, it becomes an explanation. After confessing, you become unable to explain.

12. Once your true character is played, no one else can replace it.

13. What real evidence do you need? Women rely on intuition and smell. We men think she is unaware. We are wrong.

14. Even if there is nothing in the world, the mobile phone will disturb it.

15. Injuring a heart that shouldn’t be hurt means that you are causing trouble that you shouldn’t be causing.

16. Manhood...is neither about bending or bending nor being able to fight.

17. I also want to charge tonight, but that’s not possible, comrade! We take big steps backward today in order to take big steps forward tomorrow.

18. When men cheat and women go out, this is called midlife crisis.

19. Be kind!

20. Although I am not strong enough to drink, I will drink well with you.

21. It is not easy to say one thing and the other.

22. It’s not good to be too traditional, but it’s even worse to be too lazy.

23. When the cell phone rings, you can get thousands of gold and silver.

24. If you have an opportunity in your hand, you will never be able to escape.

25. It’s difficult to do things, it’s just difficult; it’s difficult to be a person, it’s a dilemma.

26. Where there are birds, there is a lot of dung; where there are you, there are a lot of things.

27. When two women are together, it’s not a story, it’s an accident.

28. What is the most expensive thing in the 21st century? ——Talent!