1, Xiao Qiang! Xiao Qiang, what's wrong with you Xiao Qiang? Xiao Qiang, you can't die! You and I have lived together for so many years, and have been teaching you to raise you as your own flesh and blood. Unexpectedly, today, white-haired people send black-haired people.

2. Shh ... Madam, if you have something to say slowly, why use a knife and a gun?

3. With your wisdom, can I scare you?

4, I left Qinglong, right white tiger, the old cow is at the waist, the faucet is at the chest, people stop killing, and the Buddha stops killing!

5. We met. We understand. What is the relationship between acquaintances? Please have pity on me!

6. Oh, it was Xiao Li's mother's flying knife. What a pity!

7, one township, two Li * * * Three masters don't know the four books, five classics and six arts, and dare to teach seven or eight children. Very bold. Nine poor people in ten rooms make up 827 yuan and 654 yuan, but they are still half-hearted and wait for one.