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1. Don’t leave when the show is over. I’ll treat you all to dinner - whoever goes will pay.

2. Don’t think that people with tattoos are gangsters. Yue Fei still has tattoos.

3. Listening to more cross talk shows that you are patriotic. There is a child in our neighborhood who can speak seven or eight foreign languages, including English, Japanese, Korean, South Slavic, North Slavic, West Slavic... Anyway, he can't be the same when sitting with the Eight-Power Allied Forces and yelling at each other! Tell him to go listen to cross talk. "Don't go! I don't understand!" I would have beaten him to death if the law didn't matter! He can't understand cross talk in seven or eight foreign languages!

4. A tailor who doesn’t want to be a cook is not a good driver.

5. I bought a few paintings by Tang Bohu, including beautiful landscapes and Fuwa, in a set of five. . . .

6. This young man looks like an actor when he covers his face...

7. I will buy 50 good cars - Alto, Alto, Alto! Use wire darts to rise and drive like a train!

8. Scientists know martial arts, and even gods can’t stop them.

9. I am from the underworld, please pity me.

10. If you want to eat a hamburger, wrap it with a piece of paper and uncover it; if you want to eat a crab, uncover it; if you want to drink milk, put a pimple on the bun...

11. You With a monthly salary of less than 1,500 yuan, you can’t even think about supporting a female celebrity.

12. This is my uncle, (pointing to an old actor who is admiring). I respect my uncle very much, an old performing artist. I have created a song for my uncle here, and I will sing it for everyone. Sentence: Uncle, your nose has two holes...

13. Is there a two-foot-long lobster? Sorry, there are no two-foot-long ones, only two-foot-two ones. What kind of shabby restaurant doesn't even have two-foot-long lobsters, here is a plate of shredded potatoes.

14. People have plasma TVs, so I bought one and asked a friend to save it. It was as big as a wall, and there was no one watching the Motorola brand. The TV made a sound: The TV you are watching is not in the service area. Isn’t this 300 yuan wasted?

15. I couldn’t outrun that BMW after all, and could only watch it fly away in the sunset. It wasn’t that my engine was bad, but that my pedals were broken!

16. This brain kernel is as big as a pine nut. When you open the skull and look at it, you can see that it is a bowl of stew.

17. I know some actors who have no self-respect and end up in jail. (Yu Qian: That’s not right, that’s what people call Zang Dang in jail), yes, that actor’s name is Diao’er.

18. "Dad, I'm hungry!" "I'm hungry again. Didn't you eat last year?" Celebrity Quotes Network

19. The story I told today is not far from now. , If you have elderly people at home, you can go back and ask. It was during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period.

20. I especially hope that everyone will help me. If you give me some love, I will return it to you.

21. His photo is posted on the door to ward off evil spirits. , stick it on the bedside for contraception.

22. Let me tell you one more thing. What should I say? Let’s tell the truth

23. From now on, I will never settle for lobster again.

24. A few friends from Taiwan came backstage, held my hand and said, we like your cross talk very much, but it’s getting late, we should go, there will be no car if it’s 105 later.

25. There are more than a thousand sections of traditional cross talk. After our efforts, there are still about 400 sections left...

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