Current location - Quotes Website - Excellent quotations - Han Han's classic swearing quotations
Han Han's classic swearing quotations
1, the problem of education now is that no one will bathe naked, but too many people are wearing cotton-padded jackets to bathe.

2, a bunch of nothing? How can anyone blame a world champion? There is something wrong with the educational model, which is China's logic.

3. Just like watching saint seiya, a saint when he was a child, Jing M. Guo is like Shun in it. I always thought it was a woman, and even the universe was pink. I am to blame for this. You see, Zilong's holy garments are easily broken. Every time he said, "My shield is the strongest in the world", it basically broke, and then he went into battle shirtless. But have you ever seen Shun go into battle shirtless? (Although I always see Jing M Guo shirtless) Of course there is a difference. Shun's nebula chain is definitely not PRADA's.

Truth is often in the hands of a few people, and the few must obey the majority. In the end, the truth is still in the hands of most people. That's how everyone follows the trend. What the first man said, the second man heard it and followed suit. At this time, the third person objected, and the fourth person saw that there were two people on one side and only one person on the other side, so he followed the two people. It can be seen that the crowded party does not necessarily have its own ideas, and many of them are aimed at crowded places.

5. Patriotism is embodied and cultivated when watching China play the World Cup or when the embassy of China is bombed. It will not increase because a class is exposed to the hot sun for dozens of hours.

6. There is no puppy love and no forbidden fruit. No matter what age, as long as both parties like and are willing, any emotional or sexual behavior is a natural human right and the greatest right of mankind, and cannot be stopped because of the interference of others.

7. Trends can only wait, not chase. This is the same as waiting for the train at the train station. If you stay at the station, there will always be a car coming. As for the car that just left, we ordinary people can't catch up.

8. Any altar is an altar at the end, and any circle is a wreath at the end.

9. It is incredible that there are still people in their twenties who spend their parents' money on school meals and are complacent about their comprehensive ability.

10, I can rape you five or six times in my life if I go in for ten years at a time. You must be as unlucky as me. Whether to apologize or not is really a personal matter, at least in this case, he finally acted as tough as a man.

1 1. I think it's time for more and more celebrities to perform here and express their condolences. I should go, too.

12, owing money to others is very different from owing human feelings. For example, someone owes you a sum of money, and you have been procrastinating for a long time, and you have been flatly disappointed. At this time, that person suddenly pays back the money, and you will feel that it is like money outside your body, not your money, and then squander it; But if someone owes you a favor and doesn't pay it back for a long time, you will cherish it when that person pays it back.

13. It is better to hate someone for four years than to like someone for four years. Like is just an inertia, but hate needs to constantly spur yourself.

14. Although I won't take part in any film and television performances, I am actually a good actor, but no one is qualified to direct me. Don't be like me. You asked me to start over. I didn't even learn it myself.

15, the so-called foot pain kick, headache kick, another foreign aid in the domestic league was kicked in the eye. It's really uncivilized Perhaps the international community's impression of the China team is that a group of baboons are kicking coconuts on the seashore of the virgin forest.

16, a part of modern poetry is actually to write a third-rate prose with one line, and the so-called master or pioneer is to disrupt the order of each sentence of a third-rate prose and then write it with one line.

17, Zhouzhuang? The gate is full of all kinds? Bus, can you see that our country has improved its officials? Is artistic accomplishment very important? .

18, I saw an advertisement on TV a few years ago to the effect that on the bus, an old man was dejected and despondent, and people asked, what's wrong with you? The old man said, I have cancer. The conductor on the bus said, nothing. I got cancer a few years ago and was treated in a hospital in front of a station. I'm fine now. The driver then said, yes, my cancer was cured there, too. Then a bus full of passengers said that our cancer was cured there.

19, I think the current situation is: Carrefour is like an inflatable doll, let a group of people hold it to vent, on the one hand, it may really be too depressed at ordinary times, and it needs to find a cheap exit. On the one hand, while venting, I have to ask this inflatable doll and its manufacturer. Am I strong? Am I strong? Seeing those people who are not interested in inflatable dolls next to me, I accuse them of impotence.

20. A person is not qualified to judge that A's article is excellent and B's article fails. I can only say that I like A's article but I don't like B's article, or that A's article is similar to the outline requirements, but B's is a little far away.

2 1, the talent we ultimately need is to specialize in one kind. Of course, there must also be a foundation of various subjects. We can't specialize in anything from the first grade of primary school and throw everything away for direct contact. It's like going to the public toilet and going out naked; But you can't wear a cotton-padded jacket to take a bath. I once saw a person in the same and opposite situation as me from bosom friend magazine. He got full marks in mathematics and physics twice in the college entrance examination and failed in English. Finally, he didn't go to college and went to work. So the problem of education now is that no one will bathe naked, but too many people are wearing cotton-padded jackets to bathe.

22. If this era can produce all-rounders, it will be the luck of exam-oriented education and the misfortune of this era. If there is, he is the king of people, but unfortunately there is no, so we have to take off the "king" under the word "all". What the times need is only talents.

23. The so-called great pressure, hard study and few places are all things for ordinary people. Rich and powerful people have never said anything about poor education, because it is completely beyond their understanding.

24. After a thing is deified, it must be followed by a lot of nonsense.

25. I think I am the smartest person in the world. Because some doctors actually haven't made much progress in knowledge, they just learned how to write a sentence that everyone can understand, so that no one can understand it.

26. The view on composition is that composition is a stupid thing. The college entrance examination composition must be a combination of all fools. Our composition pays attention to cultivating dog slaves, not true temperament.

27. We mainly come to study with you, which is good, but what did you do at school?

28. The literary world is a fart. No one should pretend to be forced. Some seniors should write something seriously. No sex, no violence. In fact, they are more excited than young people. Don't pretend that any altar or circle is an altar in the end, and any circle is a wreath in the end.

29. I feel that I am smart, that others have special ulterior motives, and that I am so clumsy. If a thing, with their minds, knows that it is clumsy, can I not know it?

30. Don't think it's fashionable to be under the Paris Tower.

3 1, China looks down on braggadocio. In my opinion, boasting is nothing, just like ancient women used to bind their feet, and they were called "big feet" when they met normal feet; People in China are used to "small talk", and when it is normal, it is naturally called "big talk". Those who dare to talk big will come to no good end, scaring future generations from talking big to not talking.

32. I have become a phenomenon, and it is better to fail in ideological and moral education than to have no thoughts.

33. The most irrefutable sentence I have said in my life is that the quilt does not need to be folded-it is meant to be spread out to sleep-but this is also the first time to be refuted. See, this is the rule. We are sad because we have too many rules.

34. The most painful thing when swearing is that others use your words to scold you back and forth, and the weight will soar a lot.

For men, the saddest thing is that two men and one woman will never be together on the trip.

36. As I said before, literature is often * * *. So, as mentioned above, are the critics I serve comfortable? Do you want me to call Chen Danqing and say no to everyone? Flying together is more comfortable ... if you think my service is very good, please call me at any time. My job number is 180000 453 1, which is a bit difficult to remember. Alas, there are too many writers in this line. ...

37. Some people are used to ulterior motives, and when they look outside, they feel that people all over the world have ulterior motives.

38. I can't wait to go public when I open a canteen.

39. Some people think that Liu Xiang should be modest. He is already the world record holder. If you must say, no, no, I can't run Some people may be very comfortable, but such modesty is actually a greater insult to others. This is called no, then you are all disabled.

40. It's hateful to occupy the toilet and not shit. In fact, the most hateful thing is that you still occupy the pit after taking a shit.