If a relationship doesn't make you a better person, it's a pity that you chose the wrong person. ——

1, I wake up every morning thinking that my grandfather quit, and my grandson will go to work as usual after twenty minutes.

2, the bowl fell, what a big embarrassment.

3. Why hasn't the old man's junk come yet?

4. Don't listen to the pants. ...

It's not necessarily the enemy who shit on your head, and it's not necessarily the friend who pulls you out of the shit pile.

I can't do everything I want, but I should do everything I can.

Whenever you make a phone call, please smile when you pick up the phone, because the other person can feel it.

8. Women nowadays are really great. Unconsciously pregnant, there is a child without a father!

9. When we were children, we treated toys as friends, and when we grew up, our friends treated us as toys.

10, you can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

1 1, it's better to study QQ for half a year than ten years.

12, the effect of contraception: unsuccessful, adult?

13, I must be reborn as a man in my next life and then marry a woman like me.

14. Girls care about the happiness in the second half of life, while boys care about the happiness in the second half. ...

15, although I lied to you, you have to believe me!