1. Are you still wise? You are a personal name!

2. This is not a turning point in life, but a breaking point.

3. If you want to live a good life, you must have a little green in your body!

4. A lover who can be snatched away is not a lover.

5. There are caterpillars in the vegetables and wires in the vermicelli.

6. You take your overpass, and I take my underpass.

7. Hahaha! If the tiger doesn't send the cat away, you think I'm critically ill!

8. Since ancient times, no one has ever died, either early or late.

9. Love without the purpose of marriage is a hooliganism.

10. Quarreling is bad behavior, so just fight!

11. If the left eye jumps, the peach blossom will bloom; if the right eye jumps, the chrysanthemum will bloom.

12. If you were a flower, no cow would dare to poop in the future.

13. Now the uncooked rice has been cooked into porridge!

14. Don’t worry! Master, senior brother will come to save us!

15. Holding a kitchen knife in hand to cut the wires, sparks and lightning along the way.

16. I smoke because it hurts my lungs and not my heart!

17. You can escape the monk, but you cannot escape the abbot.

18. A good dog doesn’t block the road, everything that blocks the road is a roadblock.

19. What she wants to do is not cooking, but being a wife.

20. Oh my god, I couldn’t even wash myself off after jumping into the Sea of ??Japan.

21. Quarrel is always bad, why not just have a duel?

22. Most of the so-called beauties are slaves to cosmetics.

23. There are no rehearsals in real life, they are all live broadcasts.

24. I originally wanted to win glory for boys, but now I really don’t.

25. When I become the emperor, I will make you the prince.

26. Spit is for counting money, not for reasoning.

27. I never eat chewing gum, and I can’t swallow it.

28. Guan Gu: Giant Dragon, you are 2 years behind, and you will be 2 years behind forever.

29. I really want to use my size 38 shoes to photograph your size 42 face!

30. If you are an official and do not make decisions for the people, it is better to go home and sell sweet potatoes.

31. Well said, I said a lot, but I didn’t understand much.

32. If Conan were alive, he would be angry enough to become Kogoro Mori.

33. Please, do some research on such an old movie!

34. Life is about being born and living, and the rest is just clouds.

35. If we agree, I have the final say. If there is a disagreement, she has the final say.

36. If you slip on a banana peel, keep stepping on it until it breaks.

37. Opportunities are coming to me like raindrops. But I avoided them one by one.

38. Moran: What is your seat? Zhang Wei: I am made of meat!

39. Audience friends, I am a good man, I am Zeng Xiaoxian!

40. I really didn’t mean to know, you can format me!

41. I will never bow to evil forces, and I will not beat you to death.

42. Believe it or not, I slapped you on the wall and you couldn’t even pick it off!

43. Bet with me, not based on what you want, but based on what I have

44. I am willing to use my feelings, including my body, to repay everything!

45. Cheer up, confidence comes from your temperament!

46. As the saying goes, if you freeze something three feet deep, it cannot be thawed without a microwave oven!

47. If Conan were alive, he would be angry like Kogoro Mori!

48. Don’t give the right to speak to your opponent, it’s stolen from you.

49. We are two ambitious young people standing on the street who are about to release our ideals.

50. I am not the Mona Lisa, and I will not smile at everyone.

51. Yifei: We are guests with status, don’t act like the decoration team.

52. According to her cooking skills, there are caterpillars in the vegetables and iron wire in the vermicelli!

53. Forgiving him is a matter of God. My task is to send him to see God!

54. As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of leaders who are like donkeys, you are afraid of subordinates who are like pigs.

55. Don’t trust women. Women who appear gentle often hide a violent heart.

56. I am not a locust, I am not a centipede, I only love my mean brother, perfect love.

57. When you fall down and only have one bar of health left, call Brother Xin Zeng three times and you will be resurrected on the spot. .

58. If you step on a banana peel and fall down, you must get up and continue stepping on it. If you step on it, it will stop slipping.

59. The difference between him and the pig is that the pig cannot become a human, but he becomes a pig every now and then.

60. Counting sheep is something foreigners do because sheep and sleep are homophones, so we should count dumplings. Love Apartment Quotes

1. Zi Qiao: These days, even pigs and dogs dare to call themselves Teacher, isn’t it, Teacher Zeng?

2. Zi Qiao: Whenever I find the key to success, someone will always change the lock.

3. Zi Qiao: Never discriminate against lunatics, it’s just that our worldviews are different.

4. Xiaoxian: Let me go to your grandma’s banana peel. This thing is a plug-in.

5. Yifei: My surname is Hu, and I am a mischievous Hu.

6. Yifei: As the saying goes, if you freeze something three feet deep, it cannot be thawed without a microwave oven!

7. Xiaoxian: Read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more. Once again, my life was illuminated by Zeng Xiaoxian! .

8. Xiaoxian: Believe me, drunk Zeng Xiaoxian is super handsome, 24K pure handsome.

9. Yifei: If my relationship fails, it will be the other person lying on the ground.

10. Meijia: I will spray you to death with a sip of salt soda (Meijia representative) Upgraded version: I will bite you to death with a sip of salt soda.

11. Yifei: You must come online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the monument.

12. Yifei: I think this is completely unreliable. The Chinese men’s football team winning the World Cup is actually almost as outrageous as you!

13. Yifei: Did your mother throw away the person when she gave birth to you and raise the placenta?

14. Yifei: Tsk, you have the word "depressed" written all over your face. People who are illiterate really can't tell it.

15. Xiaoxian: I really didn’t mean to know, you can format me!

16. Zi Qiao: Phelps's copycat waterproof machine, a copycat machine, is awesome

17. Yifei: Come and worship my new hat Guan Gu: Wow Yoyo: Praise for Xiaoxian: It’s so beautiful.

18. Xiaoxian: Yifei~Xiao Feifei~~Feifei Feifei~~~~ (. Haha~~ Is there anyone who begs for a girl like this?

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19. Xiaoxian: Are there any normal people here? If a mentally retarded person could fly, would this place be an airport?

20. Xiaoxian: Occupying a tomb after death finally made up for the regret of not being able to buy a house during his lifetime.

21. Xiaoxian: The worst thing is not the content, but that they don’t realize the content at all. How bad.

22. Zi Qiao: All middle-aged women in the world may become my mother-in-law~

23. Xiaoxian: If we agree, I have the final say; if we disagree, She has the final say.

24. Meijia: Don’t think that the world has abandoned you. The world has no time to care about you.

25. Yifei: He is still a bitch, even inflation can’t make him expensive.

26. Xiaoxian: Do you know what is the most annoying thing? Instead of playing the piano to a cow, a group of cows are playing coins to you!

27. Xiaoxian: Never hang yourself from a tree. Try hanging from several surrounding trees several times.

28. Xiaoxian: If a university teacher teases a disabled person, you will be famous~~~

29. Ziqiao: Tell us about this, maybe we can give you employment lessons None of the teachers have ever been employed.

30. Ziqiao: Are you still wise? You are a personal name!

31. Xiaoxian: Opportunities are coming to me like raindrops. But I avoided them one by one.

32. Xiaoxian: Listeners, I am a good man, and I am Zeng Xiaoxian. (Signboard slogan.)

33. Meijia: Look at your big face. Every time I stand next to you, my mobile phone has no signal. I can’t even see the sun when I walk on the road!

34. Zi Qiao: You are an authentic beauty, you are only beautiful when you look at it in the tunnel. Because there are no lights in the tunnel.

35. Zi Qiao: If a couple moves in, the rent will be halved, and water and electricity are free. Who can you have trouble with? Don’t have trouble with money!

36. Yifei: The good news is that I have good news to tell you next week.

37. Xiaoxian: We can go into the evening at noon today.

38. Zi Qiao: Don’t compare yourself to me, I’m too lazy to compare with you!

39. Yifei: I can just use Baidu to Google it for you.

40. Zi Qiao: This is your road to success, but it may still be under construction, so wear a safety helmet.

41. Meijia, one seven gets seven, two seven forty-eight, March 8th Women’s Day, May 1st Labor Day, June 1st Children’s Day.

42. Youyou: You said it was just a 10-case scenario, but what about the remaining 9,999 ten thousandths?

43. Yoyo: Don’t give the right to speak to your opponent, it’s stolen from you.

44. Xiaoxian: If you step on a banana peel and fall down, you must get up and continue stepping on it. If you step on it, it will stop slipping.

45. Yifei: If I can’t see that man, I will let you disappear! Disappearance in both biological and sociological senses!

46. Yifei: You are so heartless! Everything in the world is bigger than the piece of mind you lack.

47. Xiaoxian: I allow you to walk around in my world, but I will never allow you to run around in my world!

48. Yifei: Tell everyone what you are unhappy about to make everyone happy.

49. Yoyo: Please, you have to research such an old movie!

50. Yoyo: Quarreling is bad behavior, so let’s duel!

51. Xiaoxian: Let’s face it, life is often much more tasteful than those idol dramas.

52. Xiaoxian: Just throw away your broken mobile phone. The camera is broken than an onion.

53. Zi Qiao: You are a well. It's two anyway.

54. Xiaoxian: Parents cannot call their children little bastards because this is genetically detrimental to the parents. (.Correct~!)

55. Yifei: I really want to rub my size 37 shoes onto your size 42 face now! Plant people can talk better than you. Believe it or not, I will plant you in a flower pot right now!

56. Zi Qiao: Now your eyes look very much like Tony Leung Chiu Wai, there is a bit of Takeshi Kaneshiro between your eyebrows, and the way you hold the beer looks like Wu Zhenyu at first glance. It’s just that his face looks like Eric Tsang.

57. Zhanbo: Sister, if someone hurts you deeply, how long will it take you to forgive him? Yifei: Forgive him? Forgiving him is a matter for God, and my task is to send him to see God!

58. Youyou: Please tell the classmate who is listening to the song in the front to the classmate who is talking in the middle to be quiet, so as not to disturb the classmate who is sleeping behind. (Local tone)

59. Zeng Xiaoxian: Do you want to get rich? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you want to be lucky? Do you want to stay young forever? Stop dreaming and study hard!

60. Yifei: Zhanbo and I were conjoined twins before. Before we were two years old, our brains were still the same. Xiaoxian: Yes, and then the doctor cut off all of Zhanbo's brains. Bo. Collection of love apartment quotations

1. Guangu: I have no time to clear the cemetery so that you can recruit people in the coffin. "Love Apartment 3"

2. Zi Qiao: The junior sister becomes a wife, and the cuckold stays in her heart. "Love Apartment 2"

3. Xiaoxian: Look, he is the good man, and he is my father. "Love Apartment 3"

4. Zeng Xiaoxian: What a lone star, he was let go after his second marriage. "Love Apartment 4"

5. Meijia: This Pepe's head was knocked silly by the bedside table! "Love Apartment 3"

6. Meijia: Foreplay is just a cloud, climax is the key. "Love Apartment 3"

7. Yifei: You are so heartless! Everything in the world is bigger than the piece of mind you lack. "Love Apartment 1"

8. Lisa: Have you heard about it? The traffic jam on XX Highway is as jam-packed as sausages! "Love Apartment 1"

9. Yifei: This is your road to success, but it may still be under construction, so wear a safety helmet. "Love Apartment 2"?

10. Zi Qiao: 80% of them play the roles of Song soldier A, cannon fodder B, gangster C and bandit D. "Love Apartment 3"

11. Zi Qiao: Phelps's fake waterproof phone, the fake phone is just awesome. "Love Apartment 3"

12. Zhan Bo: Once upon a time, there was a Pluto named Harris. Later, he was beaten to death by Seiya. It was over. "Love Apartment 3"

13. Zhang Wei: When fate comes, all deliberate catering is superfluous. "Love Apartment 4"

14. Youyou: That means, I want to cry but can't, want to escape but can't, want to die but can't let go. "Love Apartment 3"

15. A big river has wide waves, and the wind blows the fragrance of rice flowers on both sides. "Love Apartment 4"

16. What is your identity? At most, you have an ID card. "Love Apartment 4"

17. Xiaoxian: Confession is only the primary stage, the advanced stage is waiting for you to confess to me. "Love Apartment 3"

18. Meijia: Did you push the toilet button in the kitchen or put the stove in the toilet? "Love Apartment 1"

19. Meijia: When the time comes to use the book, you will regret it. You can only improvise. "Love Apartment 3"

20. Chen Xiaohua: I will always leave a little space for her in my heart. "Love Apartment 3"

21. Falling out of love is normal. I also get divorced often! "Love Apartment 1"

22. Meijia: Kidney stones are a minor illness, but the pain is really terrible. "Love Apartment 3"

23. Guangu: Celebrities can go to the wall, but you can go to the kang at most.

"Love Apartment 3"

24. Youyou: You said it was just a chance, but what about the remaining 1,999/10,000? "Love Apartment 3"

25. There are caterpillars in the vegetables and wires in the vermicelli. "Love Apartment 4"

26. Zhang Wei: I found that I was not only calm, but also had pain in my balls. "Love Apartment 2"

27. Lisa: I am no longer a 36-year-old girl. "Love Apartment 3"

28. Zi Qiao: If you want to hang out in the world, it is best to be a bachelor. "Love Apartment 2"

29. Xiaoxian: She has grown up at the age of six! Hahaha, Tianshan Child Elder! "Love Apartment 3"

30. Zi Qiao: Miss, were you kissed by a pig when you were a child? "Love Apartment 1"

31. Xiaoxian: Oh, I understand, you put Bibi Shuang in the coffin because you want to save face. "Love Apartment 3"

32. Xiaoxian: Can you live in this city, are you afraid that you won't survive in the wild? "Love Apartment 2"?

33. Zi Qiao: I’m afraid of you. Let me tell you, my major in college is death studies. "Love Apartment 2"

34. Yifei: Naked marriage and elopement, you are escaping naked! "Love Apartment 3"

35. Yifei: Are you the flower girl, Hua Mulan or Hua Wuque? "Love Apartment 2"

36. Zi Qiao: As the saying goes, when the moon is dark and the wind is high, it is a day of murder and arson. "Love Apartment 3"

37. Yifei: Humiliate him, trample on him, ravage him. "Love Apartment 3"

38. Yifei: If it weren't for a whip, I would be the first one to whip you, a wretched person born in the 1970s, to death. "Love Apartment 3"

39. Yifei: Love is a prison, and the only way to reduce the sentence is to let go. "Love Apartment 4"

40. Zhan Bo: Once bitten by a snake, you will hear the singing of birds everywhere. "Love Apartment 3"

41. Yu Mo: I am allergic to time. The bird of youth has flown away, how can the jar be kept? "Love Apartment 2"

42. Xiaoxian: You may not satisfy everyone, because not everyone is a human being. "Love Apartment 1"

43. Zi Qiao: You are a beauty and a disaster. Wait, you are not a beauty, you are a disaster. "Love Apartment 1"

44. Yifei: I teach Shi Jing, this is just crazy! "Love Apartment 3"

45. A salesman who doesn't want to be a nanny is not a good student. "Love Apartment 4"

46. Yifei: Even if you can't create wealth, is it still possible to create some firewood? "Love Apartment 2"

47. Yifei: Now my status is different, my back is stronger, and I can no longer breathe when I speak. "Love Apartment 3"

48. Zi Qiao: Guan Guan Jujiu, in Hezhizhou, a graceful lady, what'syouQQ? "Love Apartment 4"

49. Lyrics: The next moment is the next eternity. "Love Apartment 3"

50. Wanyu: Five fingers that cannot be seen in the dark night. "Love Apartment 1"

51. Zi Qiao: I mean, you are called a beauty only in the tunnel, because there are no lights in the tunnel. "Love Apartment 3"

52. Zhan Bo: She was very busy. She died when she was busy. "Love Apartment 3"

53. Zhan Bo: When I finally reached the city gate, I found that the entire city had flown away. "Love Apartment 1"

54. Yifei: The big bad wolf is busy catching Little Red Riding Hood. "Love Apartment 3".

55. Life is indeed a live broadcast. Not only the ratings are low, but the salary is not high! "Love Apartment 2"

56. Guangu: Magic, magic is also magic inside, there are only endless mosquitoes at the gate.

"Love Apartment 3"

57. Yifei: If the carpet was not long enough, I shortened my red underwear to 5 meters. "Love Apartment 1"

58. Xiaolongren: There is no eternal number one, only constant transcendence. "Love Apartment 3"

59. Xiaoxian: So it turns out that all customs and habits were invented by idle people? "Love Apartment 2"

60. Yifei: If you want to live a good life, you must have a little green in your body. "Love Apartment 2" Quotations from Love Apartment 2

1. Xiaoxian: Go! There is no way!

2. Zhang Wei: Brother Zeng! Admired for a long time.

3. Xiaoxian: Listen to other people’s stories and keep your own tears.

4. Zi Qiao: Not really, but I have lit a lot of bombs.

5. Zi Qiao: Being narcissistic and mentally retarded is self-harm!

6. Yifei: I want to poison you, and I will be the first to poison you!

7. Zhang Wei: Then I can chase Yifei?

8. Xiaoxian: Humph, yesterday my right eyelid twitched and you said I had an affair.

9. Zhang Wei: Erkang, if you dare to steal a woman from me, I will kill you!

10. Guangu: You are very experienced, Ziqiao. Have you ever defused bombs?

11. Dean: Why do I feel that everyone today looks familiar?

12. Yifei: Calm down, calm down. I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry.

13. Yoyo: Wow, Zhang Wei actually found a girlfriend who has written a book.

14. Youyou: How do you say that a man can stretch and shrink?

15. Wan Yu: Feifei wants to make chocolates for Mr. Shen.

16. Yifei: Can’t you tell, you have a son?

17. Yifei: After all, he is a man, and he sounds like a little Shenyang.

18. Xiaoxian: I don’t see that you still understand IT. What exactly do you do?

19. Zhang Wei: I am really not a celebrity, I am just a celebrity.

20. Zi Qiao: But you already have a penny.

21. Zhang Wei: Please, don’t open or lift any pot.

22. Zi Qiao: Since ancient times, no one has ever died. Anyone who dies early or dies late has to die.

23. Zi Qiao: As the saying goes, money can make the mill push the devil.

24. Yifei: I don’t care about anyone with a spoon.

25. Yifei: I will never bow to evil forces, and I will not beat you to death.

26. Zhang Wei: Fengxian, if I become the emperor, I will make you the prince!

27. Guan Gu: Didn’t you just say that as long as there is love, age is not a problem?

28. Zhang Wei: A prospective lawyer is also a lawyer. Isn’t a rotten egg an egg?

29. Life is indeed a live broadcast. Not only the ratings are low, but the salary is not high!

30. Zi Qiao: There is no conflict in helping others.

31. Zi Qiao: I’m afraid of you. Let me tell you, my major in college is death studies.

32. Guangu: Oh! I know. This is the Chinese sentence segmentation exercise I often do.

33. Guangu: If you don’t cherish such a good girl, your life will be shortened.

34. Xiaoxian: Why does Richard have such an accent when holding this thing in his mouth?

35. Youyou: I’m talking about age, but there are growth rings on her forehead

36. Yifei: We are guests with status, don’t get confused. The same goes for the decoration team.

37. Xiaoxian: Haven’t you always put the connotation of a man first?

38. Xiaoxian: Well, if you are not in a hurry, the tofu will probably be eaten by others!

39. Yifei: That’s for those of you who don’t seem to have much success.

40. Zhan Bo: Ha, it’s a joke. This is the first time I heard someone claiming to be Bajie.

41. Yifei: I won’t argue with idiots, otherwise others will not be able to tell who is an idiot.

42. Zi Qiao: You said she spent ten years digging holes and five years posting?

43. Zhang Wei: I am not willing to accept that our mighty Qing Empire has perished like this! I am not willing to accept it!

44. Youyou: You can also drink this. The instructions say that this milk powder can be drunk until the age of six.

45. Zhan Bo: I have done some research on Tianma Meteor Fist, and the move I used is called Lushan Shenglongba.

46. Xiaobo: Isn’t it? I have been divorced for three years and my son is already half a year old.

47. Zi Qiao: The worst thing has happened. The two women who hated me the most came together.

48. Zhang Wei: There is a famous saying that flowers often belong not to the people who appreciate them, but to the cow dung.

49. Zhang Wei: My advantage is: I am very handsome; but my disadvantage is: I am not obviously handsome.

50. Xiaoxian: Hahaha, I understand, you don’t want to poison him to death, you want to scare him to death, right?

51. Yifei: This is probably because all caring people have a kind face!

52. Xiaoxian: Really? What did he do to you that made you want to poison him?

53. Xiaoxian: Lisa Rong, I curse you for eating instant noodles without seasoning packets in your life!

54. Zhang Wei: Yifei, you are so awesome. You can kill a mouse with your bare hands. You are more Donnie Yen than Jet Li!

55. Meijia: Teacher Zeng, did you install a toilet in the kitchen or a stove in the toilet?

56. Xiaoxian: Let’s face it, life is often much more tasteful than those idol dramas. .

57. Xiaoxian: Wait, let me give you a hint. The good man is me, I am Zeng

58. Zhang Wei: She spent ten years archaeologically in South Africa and published three books in five years.

59. Yifei: If my relationship fails, it will be the other person lying on the ground.

60. Guangu: Yes, these days, it would be nice to find someone who has read a book.